Ask a robot who is a Roman Statue anything.
Pic related it's meI have crippling depression after my sister was raped at gun point and the rapist was pardoned
Bump out of boredom
>smoking
>doing thinks that make him cool
>has enough money to spend smoking
Yeah, I don't think you are a robot. Go to /b/ I guess.
How many penises have you taken up your butt?
Also, would you be willing to show us your asshole?
>>27874576
>crippling depression
when will this meme endyou're gigantic faggot
Shoot the rapist you pussy faggot
>>27874576
>crippling depression
>smoking
can you stop trying so hard to fit into a sekret club?
fucking retard
>>27874576
rape the rapist's mother at gun point to get revenge OP
>>27874659
Very much a robot. Been on r9k before it was deleted and been here ever since it came back
>>27874684
Zero and no.
>>27874703
When your track of thought is negative and every thought or thing you do causes anxiety and weird painful bodily sensations then that's depression.
>>27874727
I had a gun and found his apartment, was going to shoot him but the governor of my state pardoned him back to Cuba to be with his autistic kids
>>27874753
Nice trip you newfag
>>27874778
I wish I could
>>27874779
Ok, so let's assume you are a robot.
You obviously don't have a job, since you are a robot and interacting with other people is torture for a robot.
You obviously aren't rich since you are a robot.
How exactly can you afford to smoke on welfare from severe mental illness since you are a robot?
>>27874576
Are you the new supreme gentleman?
Oreganogo
>>27874887
Since when did being a robot about become all about being on welfare and a NEET?
I thought being a robot is about having a lifeless lethargicness that you display that's covering up the pain and guilt you feel, which makes you come off monotone and robotic.
>>27875019
You should lurk moar newfag
>>27874959
No far from it. I love people and I love life more then to become a detoriated piece of matter in lewed of my inadequicies and pain
>>27875038
You should lurk less and gain some perspective
>>27875019
Requirements to be a robot:
>severe mental illness (mild depression doesn't count, self diagnosis doesn't count, social anxiety if a girl doesn't count)
>ugly face 3/10 or lower or 5'5 (or lower) with average face
>bad childhood
>never had a gf/bf
>KHV virgin
>at least one chronic illness
>poor
I probably left some out.
>>27874576
Was your sister hot?
Any pics?
Are you by any chance from New Zealand?
>>27874810
>the governor of my state pardoned him back to Cuba to be with his autistic kids
Wait, why?
>>27875108
You should stop being an autistic sperg and reply to every post
>>27874576
Are you the Godking of pure logic?
>>27874576
full lips don't make you roman statue material, your face is a squishy slavic one.
>>27875153
Those are your meme requirements, not the actual requirements
>>27875203
Yes, and I don't have any on me, sorry
>>27875250
No
>>27875285
Because she was raped at a casino that funds their local police department. If it came to light that a girl was raped at gunpoint at a casino the entire revenue of the casino and the funding for the police force would've diminuated. So the state got rid of all the evidence to cover up.
>>27875310
Here's a (you)
>>27875341
Maybe
>>27875365
A camera can't fully ever capture the essence of a person and how they look like.
>>27874576
>I have crippling depression after my sister was raped at gun point
Straight up made me think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6wesaqqtsU#t=51s
>>27875526
My feelings entirely proccesed into a song. Thanks for sharing that
>>27875568
>>27875568
no problem.If it makes you feel any better my older sister fucked someone in the bottom bunk while I was trying to sleepand my younger sister fucked a chad who told me to go fuck myself
women are whores. your sister was traumatized before she could become one.
>>27875623
I'm sorry to hear that, that's entirely painful to process. Women have no computations over the ramifications of their selfish inactions they cause us men. They believe a smile and some time later things can go back to being the same. It's hard to see my sister because shes afraid of everything. She will never be the same after it especially the injustice that she had to grow through afterwards by the government. It pains living life knowing that the government and our politicians would rather treat us cattle as opposed to actual human beings.
>>27875696
>>27875696
>I'm sorry to hear that, that's entirely painful to process. Women have no computations over the ramifications of their selfish inactions they cause us men.
That's why I often don't see them as human, because they don't process like a human. They're vapid creatures.
Of course, we have to blame society as well for coddling them so heavily.
>>27874576
How short are you?oregano
>>27874576
>roman statue
what.
>>27875756
Any sense of direct logic will have yourself be painted as a psychopath or a creep. It sucks that you have to use indirect logic in order to gain the company of a woman.
>>278757746'2
>>27875777
Pic related
>>27875882
Sorry, but you're not 6'2. Post a full body image with some referencable item like a door
>>27875410
>Those are your meme requirements, not the actual requirements
So tell me actual requirements you one liner attention whore.
>>27875936
Good enough?
>>27875957
>Depression
>Niche non mainstream taste in things
>Uses r9k primarily then any social media
>Anxiety, catatonia, and feelings of worthlessness
>Android 16 sounding voice
>>27875410
what corrupt country are you in?
>>27876300
Burgerfuckistan
>>27874576
>smoking straights
lmaoing at your life fampai
>>27876138
No that's not good enough. Look at the perspective on that image, holy fuck you're a brainless mongoloid
>>27876348
bullshit
we don't have corruption like this
>"she was raped at a casino that funds their local police department. if it came to light that a girl was raped at gunpoint at a casino the entire revenue of the casino and the funding for the police force would've diminuated. so the state got rid of all the evidence to cover up."
also you write weirdly, like a non-native english speaker
>>27876394
More like lazy AF
>>27876373
I like my cigerrettes like I like my women, smokey, strong and has a filter
>>27874576
>my sister
Oh i'm sorry nigga I thought you had the problem. You weren't raped dumbass. Why get depressed?
Fucking stupid.
>>27876138
So basically someone who has a mental illness is by your standards a robot?
lel no she wasn't
>>27876421
The poetics and prose of Aristotle is my favorite book and I applied it's principles and created my own style. It's more outdated and old fashion to socialize but it's perfect to conduct any business.
And yeah welcome to reality, the US is corrupt as fuck
>>27876472
Living with what she had endured and the ensuing injustice and corruption is what made me depressed.
>>27876492
And spends their time on r9k***
>>27876494
K
>>27876582
>sister regrets sex
>no evidence to back up rape claims
>guy walks free
>raped
>>27876602
Yeah this shit.
I oughtta retract all the instances I fucked and regret it and get a few people arrested for rape.
>>27876602
>>27876630
There was surveillance footage that made its way to the state power of attorneys office until one day the video miraculously vanished.
http://www.crainsnewyork.com/article/20131013/HOSPITALITY_TOURISM/310139985/football-heir-bets-on-casino-gambling
This fucking asshole and his pockets in the government fucked my shit up
>>27876820
Stop living in a third world shithole then.
>>27874576
Post a pic of your slutty sister
>>27876887
Every country is a 3rd world shithole
>>27874576
You're a big person ;)
>>27877024
An when erry country is a third worl country, none wirr be.
>>27876993
Post a pic of your slutty mom first
>>278770354u
>>27877046
No, theyll be 5th world and 6th world countries. The 1st world was all about getting more value for your buck, now you have to get less value for more bucks.
>>27874576
I have a question.
Why do you not track down and kill the rapist? I would.
>>27874576
Why the depression?
Chances are that your whore of a sister probably secretly enjoyed it anyway.
Get over yourself
>>27877160
I did and had it all planned out, but he was sent back to Cuba and there is no way I can get to him now.
>>27877173
It must be fun living life as a deranged psychopath?
>>27877244
>It must be fun living life as a deranged psychopath?
Half the population are psychopaths (all women), but when a man acts like one everyone loses their mind.
>>27877296
Cause you're supposed to be a beacon of strength and light and never tip the other way towards displaying sycophancy out of amusement. It means you lack self control which is a trait of a child
>>27876138
what the fuck is this?? lmao. you gotta cut this fuckery out and get the fuck out.
>>27876421
100% non native english speaker. leave the slang to us over here kiddo, bounce
peep these trips
>>27877360
I'm sorry you were lactose intolerant growing up
>>27877376
If you had any inclination of developing a rhetorical ability your life wouldn't nearly be as bad as it is now.
>>27877430
You have to believe in the gets in order to get blessed by them
>>27877452
its kinda embarrassing how try hard mode you are right now my man *finger guns*
>wah give me attention
Hope your sister gets raped again desu
>>27877520
Not as hard as your mother when she looks you in the eye
>>27877542
Wishful thinking isn't healthy anon
>>27877581
gonna have to take a *finger guns* 2.o on that one pal
>>27877627
*eyes glow red as I levatite above my chair with white orbs of energy pulsating from my palms ready to annhiliate you for generations to come*
>>27877672
finger guns are back in the holsters and a cold sweat is emerging on my forehead
>>27877672
I'm not anyone you were talking to but, time for bed mememaster. You're getting really triggered and defensive and I hope this is b8 you massive faggot.
I love this thread.
OP is a bro all else on suicide watch.
>>27877731
Red eyes turn blue as I take on the form of a white dragon and fly off to the 7th dimension
>>27877769
Newfag detected
>>27877796
Unapologetic samefaggotry
>>27877830
What's up with this meme where people call you a samefag if you don't agree with them?
>>27877812
I didn't mean the fuckin copypasta I meant how he autistically replied to every comment. Are you slow?
>>27874576
Thats not how depression works retard
>>27877844
Pretty sure what you just did by responding with a question like that was some sort of logical fallacy, anon.
>>27877796
Thanks for that m8
>>27877830
All love no hate
>>27877849
Boredom and procrastination leads to laziness
>>27877893
Shut your mouth Hephaestus
>>27877858
Femanon detected. I'm on setralin because I'm happy right?
>>27875153
>all these superficial qualifications
If you're not psychotic/suicidal you're not a robot. Simple as that.
Hephaestus-san please tell me more about yourself.
>>27877917
:^) here's a you friendo
>>27877933
Agreed. Being a robot isn't a badge of honor that you get for physicalities.
>>27874576
>roman statue
Haha yeah sure man whatever you say
>>27875623
Wait? How the fuck is your sister having consensual sex with another person in any fuckimg way traumatic 4u? That's doesn't even make any fucking sense
>>27879529
His older sister fucked a guy next to him, which is weird, and his other sister fucked a dude that bullied him.
Both of his sister's showed disrespect and had a lack of feelings for him.
>gay effay shirt/hair
>filtering pictures of yourself to post them on 4chan
It's a normie.
>>27879645
Suck me dick and swallow my cummies
>>27879628
Unless the dude she was fucking raped you with a can of hairspray or some shit it couldn't have been that traumatic.hiw many millions of children have walked in on their older brothers sisters or even parents fuckimg and have no psychological problems whatsoever
>having sister (confirm) raped
>not killing him
cuck cluck cucks the clock, counting away the cucks to your next cock
>>27879697
It's the entire disregard for his existence that is traumatizing.
>>27879734
>says the cuck
>>27879817
So what people can't have sex ever because of your tender ass sensibilities. If it had been a girl talking about her brother fucking some chick im sure you'd be quiet as fuck
>>27879836
It stems more then the notion of sex. Its the underlying principle of disregard of him. If a girl has the audacity to do something taboo like fuck a guy in the vicinity of their brother, then she probably has no qualms with throwing him under a bus in other situations.
