>tfw no cute video game loving, skinny, lazy, depressed gf with at least one mental illness
>>27874087
What are your hobbies, Vyro? Why did you choose to buy chocovine? Coffee or tea? Fish or Eeyore? Swami or JLH?
>>27874132
Anime, video games, and just generally doing retarded shit on the internet
It seemed really weird and interesting I dunno.
Fish. He's alright.
doesn't exist you giant faggot
>vyro will never love me because i'm not skinny
>>27874935
Easy to fix with a few months of self starvationI did it, I would know
>>27874935
Why on Earth would you want him to? Are you even in Canadia?
>>27874683
Why can't I be homo?
>>27874935
iktfb
feels bad man
>>27874957
What was your highest weight? current weight and height?
>>27875025
Do you keep track of any Anonymous posters? Or whatever it is you do.
>>27874087
why would you want a gf with a mental illness and depression
>>27874087
I'm still dating that NEET girl you scared away that fits all of the above, from shitposting in your earliest threads, where I came to scoop her up.
She once posted you were a faggot with timestamp too and you said you couldn't face it really happened or you'd kill yourself.
Going almost 2 and a half years strong now, zero problems etc.
You turn away everything you love by being such a faggot and attract histrionic women who will always break your heart. Just sayin.
>tfw no sweet babygirl that mumbles her foreign tongue amidst her dreams as she cuddles next to you late in the night, you stroke the ring on her finger
permanence is permanently absent
>>27875025
Not sure to both.
>>27875057
They're the only ones I love.
>>27875063
Good for you I guess. If she doesn't like who I am then what can I do?
>>27875200
>like who I am then what can I do?
Ask yourself:
Are you really this massive faggot the internet turns you into?
Are you really just a copy of five tripfags just like you who do as you do?
>>27875053
I'm hesitant on the word "track." I interact sometimes with anons that may be interesting that post about their specific interest that I may remember from previous threads. That was mostly when I was anon. I don't really monitor as many threads as I used to so I don't really do that anymore. I have a folder of specific images and filenames that are most likely specific people that I sometimes occasionally look up in the archives to see what they post about.
>>27875200
>Not sure to both
>doesnt know height
Have you never been to the doctors?
>>27875259
I don't know what I am. I've never been able to make a friend in my life without them approaching me because of anxiety. I don't know how to get people to talk to me. I don't know how to make people notice me for fucking once.
I'd rather have everyone hate me as a trip than have no one ever notice I exist again. Being hated feels better than being nothing to anyone.
>>27875316
Do you know the person who constantly ask people about their girlfriends/ex-girlfriends/similar with questions like, "What is she like? Can you tell me a bit more about her? What do you like about her?"
>>27875316
Yeah I remember you, you're a pretty cool dude, you often are the only one to reply to things I write lol sorry just passing by and thought I would comment on the matter
>>27875319
>I'd rather have everyone hate me as a trip
And that's why you're essentially not noticed as a person, the same nothingness as ever because people only see you as a moron trip that does as the other trips do.
Literally blind to your own shit keeping you away from the things you want. Do you believe all of the people who ever complained about you in every thread, for years, were all wrong and you are right?
>>27875371
I was anon before I was me and I was just another voice no one ever noticed. Another voice no one cared about. I have even made friends as a trip despite the hate. I feel bad in some regards, but better in others.
It's hard.
>>27875319
tl;dr 'I want to be noticed'
Tripfags have a bad wrap as is but you're one of THOSE tripfags, openly admitting that you need attention.
Filtered.
>>27875342
Probably some tourist femanon. I don't really remember a person like that. There is also a rise in people asking exposed femanons if they like huge cocks. There was also this contactfag NY anon that was heavily into it towards the end of 2015. I wonder if he found a gf. He was probably that rural NY anon that wanted to move to cali. Those threads kinda stopped too.
>>27875366
Remind me who you are.
>>27875461
Alright, you aren't as attentive or don't spend as much time on /r9k/ as I thought.
>>27875495
When did it start? What threads? I have been trying to avoid r9k since I escaped being a NEET in 2016. Possibly I never went in those threads. I mostly just skim possible threads on here to fill my r9k femanon folder
>>27875200
But why? Do you want to just mope around with them? id rather have a emotionally stable qt that can let me lean on her in my depressed state
>>27875627
Very much so. I like having someone around I can just hate everything with and lie around too miserable to move with.
I had an internet oneitis who was like that and would just talk about feeling like shit with me.
>>27875435
"bad wrap" hahahaha
>>27875461
I am that Native roastie from Canada who's brother is in jail. I have anorexia and I am insecure about my height, I draw and I had a seizure last year. I don't remember what exact details i gave you but that's about the gist of it. Might have told you about how I hate my brother idk
>>27875682
Native that posted kiki?
>>27875812
Ya! ^.^ my waifu. I don't have the pictures of her anymore, they're on my laptop lol but yeah you're one of the cooler people who comes to this site
Oh hey Vyro, I haven't seen you in awhile (haven't been posting on r9k in awhile). Good to see things are about the same going for you.
>>27875812
what are these unholy abominations?
I don't play many video games but I'm all of the above otherwise and super cute
>>27875908
I don't think things will ever change.
>>27875932
They are kawaii, anon
>>27875962
no, they are most certainly not kawaii
>>27875956
Which games DO you play??
blox
>>27875870
The way you type looks different. Looks less like an underaged kid rambling. What has changed? How is the reserve? I think there was something about some deaths? I think you were talking about seeking therapy for something the last time.
>>27876018
I think I am more clear headed and a bit happier lately, no particular reason really. I did some shrooms and it went positive, the last time I did them before that went really bad lol. And I've put on a bit of weight, I am eating for my brain and what do you know, it really helps. I remember those days, I would just mash the keyboard and spew venom at anyone who crossed me lol. I wasn't in the best of places, some things were happening that stressed me out and when I get stressed I don't take care of myself. I can't remember if I mentioned this or not but my brother got beat up and our family got robbed and our house was partied in by the people who broke in. That was a few months back though, these days things are mostly chill
>>27874087
that's me except i hate video games
>>27876240
Same here, and I probably wouldn't date a robot unless he had a good personality.
>>27876240
>>27876298
what do you even do with your time then?
i usually feel way too shitty to actually move or do anything active outside..
>>27874683
my friend has one
desu, the situation just sounds a lot better than it actually is
he says that the only reason they're still together is because he doesn't want to ruin her senior year of high school
>>27876344
browse the internet
watch anime
read
write
paint
sew
bake
and so on
>>27876171
It is good that things are better for you. I do not remember anything about your brother. I think the last time I noticed you was in December or something. That whole breaking in situation sounds terrible. Where was your family when it happened?
>>27874404
Tell me why you like Fish. He has always appeared to be a bully.
>>27876344
Browse the web for 12 hours a day, draw, drink 20 cups of tea and cook for myself when I do remember to eat, force myself to go to bed eventually, lay in bed contemplate life, lay in bed to eat, lay in bed to watch movies and shows, sometimes just lay in bed just to lay in bed. All that adds up to a full busy day
>>27876370
ok why did this random desu get added
>>27874087
You really don't want that, it's not as good as it sounds and is even worse then dating a Stacy. My Ex was mentally insane and on a tons of meds, she had like 2 autistic brothers. Going in I didn't know this, she basically made the move on me and I just went along. I had barely talked to this chick before and it was all to easy. You'll get sick of them fast it's impossible to deal with all the weird crap and they always have tumblr tier taste. When I broke up with her she tried to an hero twice and I got into some legal trouble lmao, so don't go for these crazy whores they are no better then Stacy and you'll just be more miserable
>>27876371
>sew
Reminded me of quiltgranny that used to post here. I wonder if she still comes here. She seemed so interesting.
The tripfag dramas ITT are priceless, normies getting BTFO
Vyro, what was the name of your female friend who was interested in you but then got into a relationship with a weeb Chad?
>tfw you didn't shit up the board with your inane self-pity, attention-whoring, and lack of overall intelligence
>tfw never had any G.I.R.L.s interested in you
>tfw never had anybody interested in you
What a world, without justice
>>27875432
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE TRIP
Holy shit the autism
>>27876379
Yeah, I didn't go into too much detail on them or talk about them much. I just remember at the time my little brother was acting manipulative and causing problems for me specifically, I don't know why he picks on me so :( and my older brother went to jail and he's kinda psycho too but I can at least relate to him. Hes the reason that guy broke in though, and he was being abusive so I was pretty upset with him. That guy was his drinking buddy who beat him up and got him landed in jail, otherwise if my brother was in the house at the time i doubt it would have still happened. Me and my family fled to my sisters because we were scared that guy would come back and sure enough he did. That guy in question, he was looking at me like a piece of meat and started asking me if I had a bf *barf* which is super weird because I literally look 12, it was like he was raping me with his eyes. I called my brother a psycho but this guy is without a doubt a psycho. My brother went and beat him up and he came to my house with one of his gangster buddies saying he'd kill my whole family. My brother just said "hes trying to act tough because he got shamed for getting his ass kicked." Yeah. And guys here say girls don't have tough lives.
>>27876371
>>27876400
Why do you hate video games though?
What's wrong with them?
>>27877055
I was jk idk I don't hate them I am just bad at them. I would learn them if I had a friend.
romance and friendships are more trouble than they're worth. I do want a girl to fuck sometimes, but usually fapping satisfies that urge, and booze and weed make loneliness a lot more bearable. personally, I find people more damaging than substances
>>27876951
Sounds terrible. Stay safe keeksposter.
>>27877096
Which games have you tried to play that you're so bad at?
>>27876298
what would constitute a good personality in your eyes? I feel like most girls that visit here would rather avoid most robots
>>27877096
What kind of games would you even be interested in learning with someone?
>tfw no gf to sing all the time for you.
>tfw mp glasses gf.
>>27877100
Nice dubs but kiss my tight white ass
>tfw no megane girlfriend
>>27877165
This is true. A lot of them pretend to be men just so they won't get hit on. For me, he has to be independent but not a dick, he has to be smart but not too smart where we can't relate or he would look down on me, we have to be close in age, he has to have good values and opinions (ie. All women aren't whores, chad isnt out to get you) he has to not be a psycho or too needy, I remember talking to this one guy and literally after an hour he told me he loved me and he wanted to skype the entire day. It was fucked. I don't want him to worship me or anything, I would rather hear about his thoughts and learn about who he is. I don't have a certain preference about traits or hobbies, but him being introverted would help. I also really like music so it would be important he did too.
>>27874087
You think you do, but you don't.
>tfw no average looking gf that rides a motorcycle and has the need for speed
paintful feels
>>27875063
i dont come to r9k often, happening upon tripfag rivalries is cute. i kinda want to hear more about this story
>>27875063
wow even robots get cucked by other robots
>>27877261
Well, here I go
>independent but not a dick
I like doing my own things (like playing games), I don't think I'm a dick, at least I try not to be
>smart but not to the point of condescension
I don't think I'm smart but that's kind of hard to judge for me, I don't like being condescending
>close in age
I'm 24
>good values + opinions
I don't like overarching generalizations about people, I never really understood the chad/stacy thing I guess
>psycho or too needy
I don't think I'm a psycho, I certainly woudn't outright say something like that, especially not to someone I just met.
Would talking a little bit everyday or every other day be too needy if there was mutual interest? I'm perfectly ok with stopping conversations if the interest wanes.
>introvert
yep
>really like music
I love listening to it and singing it
One thing that worries me a lot is feeling like I'm being too rambly about the things I like.
I tried to make it as objective as possible but everyone is biased.
>>27877405
Since he is a attetionwhore, every grill will leave such a shitty person.
>>27877543
How does such a shitty person even get people to talk to him let alone fall for him then? Where is my qt for being a friendly chap?
>think Vyro is intimidating and mean so stay away from him
>one day decide to actually talk to him out of loneliness
>mfw he's actuallya pretty cool guy
>>27877612
only confirms you need to act like a cunt to attract girls, gonna start doing it thanks senpai.
>>27877523
I don't mind rambling, in fact I kinda like it because I do it too and it just feels more like you are showing more of you to me and trying to make your thoughts clear which can be hard sometimes. All of your points are very good, how do normal and decent guys like you end up being single? Should I be worried for my future? I think if we ended up getting along and having things in common then talking nearly every day would just be a given considering I log on every day and when I think somebody is cool I kinda get really fascinated by them. The only thing is 24 is 5 years older than me but whatever, could be worse
>>27877555
Desperate redditor cucks with nobody to talk give anyone attetion
>>27874087
>lazy
She does fuck nothing around the house, doesnt work, expects you to pay everything
>Depressed
Constantly drags the mood down, pushes you away, clingy and dependent at other times
>at least one mental illness
Glamourising mental illness, fuck off to tumblr tripfag
>>27877703
I only see them giving it to people with trips, and the usual guy who has everything going for him in r9k at least. Give me a hand with approaching women since you got yourself one. How do i approach a random girl, most comfortable one that also rides that's at a petrol station by herself.
How weird would it be for me to approach one, ask her about her bike, how long she's been riding, and if she wants to ride with me down my route?
Does it make me seem desperate?
>>27877700
Well if I answered your question of "why am I single" it'd be a whirlwind of self deprecation but the main thing would be that I didn't really try.
Well I'd like to talk with you more if you wouldn't mind, here's my throwaway email [email protected]
>>27877738
All of that sounds pretty good besides going to tumblr.
Mentally ill girls are easier to get along with, and more empathetic towards our shared problems in life. If you think it's bad to want to be with someone with something in common with you, you can fuck off too.
>>27874087
I got three of those.
>>27877832
>sounds pretty good
Sounds fucking suicide tier
>easier to get along with....more empathetic
"Mentally ill girls are hard to talk to without upsetting and even more wrapped in their issues than normal girls"
Fixed it for you
T. Guy whos ex, now dead, was a qt, sepressed girl with at least one mental illness
>>27877161
Thanks, you're a sweetheart. I hope your life is going swell too
>>27877945
Mentally ill girls have genuinely been the best online friends I have ever had. So much nicer than "u should just try being happier" normie bitches who turn around and treat you like shit the second you get sad.
Mentally ill girls are cool.
>>27874087
It's not that great once you grow up, faggot.
>>27874087
>that glorious feel when i've pumped and dumped the girls vyro wants
>that glorious feel when vyro will never touch a female
Loving Every Laugh
>>27878003
It's not hard to pump and dump my man, been approached a few times randomly with girls interested only for me to give them the cold shoulder (I have to do the initiating otherwise no go which has never happened in my 22 years being alive lmao). Any girl that initiates that strongly is a red flag instantly. If thy got pumped by you they probably got pumped and dumped by many other men.
You basically had sex with used up trash.
>>27878040
>has been approached
>has dumped but not pumped
Is that what a virgin says ?
>>27878072
Just telling you how it is, mate. Getting sex is not hard in this day and age even as a 5/10 male like myself. Being /fit/ helps though. Why gloat about fucking used up mentally unstable trash?
You fucked a used up flesh-light.
>>27878104
But you're a virgin right ? You never actually pumped a girl ?
>>27878114
Yeah i am, i rejected any advances i got from women. I hope you used a rubber my man.
>>27878129
I find it funny that all you had to do was lie, but now you've gone and lost the pissing contest because this board is L I T E R A L L Y a place for you schmucks to feel sorry for yourselves.
>>27874087
stop pretending you're not a faggot, faggot
>>27874087
Had one, it sucked.
>>27878154
>Lie
Why? because only people like yourself who can only get mentally unstable girls are the only ones that are truthful? Get over yourself mate, quite a lot of us on this board have had lots of advances and rejected them all due to insecurities or other things, as well as many of us never actually trying or ever approaching a female.
Women fuck after the first date these days. You aren't special for fucking a flesh-light.
>>27877991
Til you love them, they die and everything is shit
>>27878174
But you're a virgin, so you don't really know how the world works. Don't claim to be knowledgeable on a subject you know nothing about.
>>27878202
>But you're a virgin, so you don't really know how the world works
You don't need to stick your dick in a mentally ill female to know how the world works. Good try though.
>>27878210
Trust me, if you played the game and sex even once then you'd be remotely familiar with the female psyche.
implying that any girl who genuinely enjoys video games doesn't have some form of mental illness
>>27878229
I already know everything that is needed, besides the things like initiating which I've never actually tried. It seems you are a bit upset I've looked down on your biggest accomplishments in life. And that is fucking mentally ill depressed females who know no better and only wanted someone who loved them.
Anyway I'm going gym. I'm sure you'll gloat about how having sex with a girl magically makes you know everything about the world.
>>27874683
That's my gf. Except you remove skinny and put chubby. But I like that a lot more, so it's a win win
>tfw no weeb gf to lose weight together with
>tfw no weeb gf to learn how to play Go together with
>tfw no weeb gf to learn how to play Shogi together with
This existence is meaningless.
>>27878249
I'm just surprised you would pretend to know what you're talking about. You said it yourself; you've rejected girls due to insecurities or "other" things, and have thus not even tried. You're afraid. You can't know anything about something you're terrified to do.
I know you're going to wait for another reply even though you gave me that hot dismissal. Real pro, you definitely showed me. Enjoy the gym though.
>>27874087
Undiagnosed anxiety/diagnosed ADD count? Or only extreme ones?
>girls with a mental illness is great maymay
bump4vyrosidekick
>>27874404
>Anime
You watch one show every 5 months, your worse than girls claiming hobbies to be such a nerd XD
>tfw play video games with cute bf pretty much every day
>tfw games I hardly cared for can become fun because it's just that great spending time with him
>>27879350
is it aoi
>>27879364
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAA
no lmao wtf
>>27879370
i bet you dont even have a bf
i fit that description dawg
>>27879350
Is it Colonel Sanders?
>>27875995
Pleb shit
I'd rather read a book
>>27879384
You at best like video games as a casual ''Zelda is my husbando!'' level.
Junkies who get fucked nearly every day can't be cute either.
>>27874087
If any grlls fit OP's description in Sydney reply with skype.
>>27879409
ok im not a hardcore gamer but i own a ds to play pokemon and a ps4 ffor minecraft
and heroin chiq is totally cute
>>27879382
I do, and he's cute as fug
We spend all of our time together when we're both free and not sleeping, but even when sleeping, we're in a call. He makes funny noises sometimes... His snores can get loud as frick...
>>27879385
wtf?????????
>>27879428
>and heroin slut chiq is totally cute
Only to literal cuckolds. Are you looking for a cuckold?
>>27879430
Calls? Jeez Bandage, I remember when you used to mock LDR.
>>27879464
She looks for men to prey on and turn into cuckolds, the kind that aren't aware enough
>>27879484Sometimes I lie to make myself seem/feel tough(er)Love makes us do crazy things sometimes, too
>>27879491
Sounds hot desuka.
Hi vyro!
I don't have anything of value to add to your thread, but fyi, I'm going to scalp you someday. Enjoy your scalp while you have it!
>>27879430
Fuck outta here roastie cunt. You're not welcome here
>>27879739
>roastie
1.) I'm a boy
2.) I'm Virginian
3.) FUCK YOU GO AWAY
>>27879765
sorry brah my bad
>>27878003
>that glorious feel when i've pumped and dumped the girls vyro wants
So...basically crazy chicks? Dude you never stick it in crazy.
>>27879765
Ur a gay
>>27880363
....h-haha...................
...
yeah...
I guess I am...
