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ITT we introduce ourselves. No names, just stuff about you.

I'll start.

Hi I'm Anon. I'm 21, in college, majoring in business management (which sucks because of so many participation grades), I don't really like that major, just took it because it seemed the most generic..maybe it'll help me get job. I don't really have any friends or speak ever except when I absolutely have to in class.

Ok your turn.
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>>27873797
This is not /soc fuck off
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>>27873797
My name is anon and im about to fucking kill myself.
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I'm Anon and I'm 24 (about to be 25) years old. I graduated college with a BA in English because I had literally no idea what the fuck else to do, and am still stuck in retail even though it's been almost three years. I'm going back to school for another degree, in business, because I have no debt from the first degree and I need to make a living soon or I'll be fucked for the rest of my life.

I have few friends and no hobbies aside from TV/video games. My life is an endless cycle of distractions, occasional nights out drinking, and masturbating to femdom porn.
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>>27873802
as if I would talk to those normies
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>>27873797
Hi, I'm Anon, I'm 19, I'm about to graduate from college and be on my way to starting a master's degree. Majoring in artificial intelligence.
I'm procrastinating a presentation I didn't even start working on and that I'll have to present in literally 10 hours.
I don't have friends and don't really give a fuck about my degree either because I'm already employed.

fite me fagit
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>>27873822
do not do
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>>27873797
My name is anon. Im 18, first year in cc, i have no major and im highly considering dropping out after this semester ends to start my own business.
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>>27873840
that is rather young to graduate college fampai. AI is super dank have you made an AI or anything interesting?
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I'm anon, and I'm a 24 year old male. I am a couple classes away from finishing my bachelor's degree in Business Management. I think it will get me a job. I do web design, and I am also a classical guitarist.

I grew up in one of the most desolate places in America, and then moved to a huge city when I was 20 to start college. I absolutely hate it, I don't have many friends because city culture is disgusting and people's behavior is absolutely bizarre. All of my friends in my isolated hometown have pretty much forgotten about me and have stopped talking about me. I don't really give a shit though, I just want to make money and eventually live in the mountains.
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>>27873880
Only shit I made was help a friend in the physics department with the programming for a self-navigating car, some stupid Minecraft jerking for structure auto-generation, and projects that were a requirement as part of the courses.
As far as I know we've done nothing yet compared to what the master's has to offer.

I also want to make a robotic waifu IRL one day.
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Hello, my name is Anon. Im a 19 years old virgin faggot. Im majoring in Chemical Engineering. I like it because I like maths, but sometimes I feel like I dont belong there and Im a complete brainlet. I have a 90/100 global average grade, just because I am friendless and studying and school is the only thing I have. I am the most boring person on Earth, I have no hobbies, no favorite things (food, movie, music, sport, whatever) so dont ask those generic stupid ass questions. I dont think Ill ever reach stability. And the only rule in this universe is that all things want to reach stability.
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>>27873922
Good lad. Cities suck. I don't mind visiting them but I don't ever want to live in one.
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I'm anon and I'm 20 years old and I go to community college. I went to a real university for a year but transfered to community college after a year because I couldn't do it even though my grades were good. I have no idea what to do with my life. I worked construction over the summer and I know I don't want to do that.
I have had zero friends for almost two years now and I have never kissed a girl. I have never tried to get a girl either and I masturbate to 2D only.
I used to be fat but I lost the weight now
I watch anime, read, play video games, and run most of the time.
I have a 4.0 gpa at community college

I have no real passion or dreams and I don't know what I want
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My name is anon, i'm 20 years old. My only hobbies are struggling to play games on this half ass laptop and scrolling endlessly through imageboards.
I work 65-70 hours a week at a shitty pizza buffet because i cant get a better job due to my criminal record and shitty driving history.
I'm hoping i can get a decent job as maybe a welder so i can get myself another project car to work on. I really like cars from the 80's, even though they tend to be underpowered.
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I'm Anon, I'm 19 and I live at home. I work part time at Target as a cashier. I took a year off after high school to save up money because I'm poor and I got barely any financial aid because I am white. I don't have any friends, and I haven't had any for a long time. The only people I have are my family, and they're a bunch of dysfunctional bastards who I honestly can't stand. I want to get away from them as quickly as possible and never look back.

I'm supposed to be going to college in the fall, but I don't know. I don't know what to major in, I'm not a very good student and I have no ambition or motivation. My therapist says I'm depressed but I think that's a crutch term so I don't like to lean on it. I'm not sure what to do in the future. I hope I make a good choice.
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>>27874004
Growing up in an isolated place with like 400 people in it, I always imagined the city was a place where anything was possible. Where you could do anything with your life.

It's really just a miserable, chaotic, angry piece of shit. All i want to do is become an /out/ king and get a management job with a national forest or the bureau of land management.
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>>27873829
Hey anon, in case you're still here, a piece of advice:

Don't major in "business." Business majors like accounting, econ, MIS, etc are good but a generic "business" major is about as useful as your BA.

t. Accounting Master's student
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>>27874027
Been there bro. Just take out loans and go live in a dorm to get away from your senpai. Major in business so you can be guaranteed to get some office job so you can move away from your family.
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My name is anon and I'm in community college. I love history and international relations and tech. I have no ambition for a job though. I hate working. I enjoy anime, documentaries, lectures, movies, Internet, and some vidiya but not as much as I used to. Not only am I khhv I'm also gay. When I'm done with college I'm going to move back with mommy and NEET it up. I have 2 "friends" from hs that I keep in touch with a bit. I'm also very interested in buying the vive and pretty much exclusively fap to 2D and gfur.
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>>27874020
>criminal record
What did you do?
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>>27874005
>I have no real passion or dreams and I don't know what I want
I share the feel bro. No clue what I want to do either.
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Hi, I'm Anon. I'm 20. I study criminal justice and psychology. I play Runescape and other medieval games to waste time on.
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Hi I'm Anon, 22. I'm a deadbeat loser with supernatural abilities and if you get on my bad side I will put a hex on you and your loved ones. I have no friends aside this demon that I talk to that I call Gorf. When I'm not busy you can find me in my room making assorted voodoo dolls of people I hate and poking needles in their hearts.
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>>27874107
gideon, yay or nay? :^)
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Hi, I'm anon

Please suck my dick

I live in New Hampshire
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>>27874171
>22
>supernatural abilities
>hex and voodoo
>demon friend
>being this fucking autistic
Are you trolling?
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>>27874183
Nope. Didn't even know people were actually named that.
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22 years old
I'm currently looking to transfer to a university where I can finish a degree either in mechanical or chemical engineering. Problem is the only transferable classes at the community college nearby are most general ed and don't cover the prereqs. I've at like 70-80 units so my pell grant may not cover the prereqs which are basically every math class up to vector calculus, two physics classes, and like one engineering class.
I'm still a virgin and I blame that on my family focusing on the wrong shit. Most of the time when people think of "troubled youth" they think of some gang member or drug dealer. Nobody thought being socially inept would be an issue. I never really developed good social skills due to this
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>>27874215
it's a gfur artist, do you even e621 bro
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I'm anon, i'm a 19 year old. I'm going to a trade school for welding 2 days a week. I don't even really want to be a welder, but my parents gave me no other choice.

Only interesting thing i do is i play guitar
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>>27874246
>parents forcing you to be a welder
thats kinda weird
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>>27874107
Hello fellow fag anon. Since you're a weeaboo Ive been wanting from a time ago to watch some cute gay anime. Do you know anything worth watching? I want to feel, since Im a virgin kv too
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>>27874278
I wasn't forced to be a welder, but they handed me a pamphlet to a trade school and told me to pick one. I picked the one that seem'd the least shitty and atleast someone interesting so i picked welder
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>>27874020
Sorry, i'm not going to say.
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>>27874067

I'm not particularly good at math or with numbers in general. Would accounting/econ even be viable? What about finance?

I really don't care, I just want a secure job.
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>>27873797
Hi, I'm anon

I'm 22 years old, currently studying actuarial science, and have plans of joining the US Navy SEALS sometime in the future

For almost everyday, I divide my time between doing school work and going to my Muay Thai gym.

I have a few friends, and many, MANY "friends". From the outside, many people in my uni probably think I'm some kind of "popular guy", but reality is, is that all these people that I tend to crowd with and vice versa only do so because subconsciously, we want others to have that perception about us. Is it vapid and shallow? Yeah. Does it bother me? No, not really. I have a very good friend and a supportive family, so all of my bases are covered.

My one real friend and I shoot the shit, run together, work out together, and shoot our guns together at the shooting club we're at.

I'm as American as you can get, and practically bleed red white and blue. I often wreck shit talkers of the US whenever I see that happening.

One time in Muay Thai, I cut a guy's lip open. Another time at Muay Thai, I got hit in the nuts so hard, that I started vomitting. Not fun.

I guess for all intents and purposes, I'm what you call a "normie". I literally just come here for the memes.

Don't get me wrong though. Life can suck, but you have to keep going on, and make the strategic efforts in life to circumvent unnecessary hardships (i.e. Making sure random people don't bully you when you have school and other things to worry about, etc.)
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>>27874005
I don't know what I want either. Video games and anime are dull and it seems like I've been stuck in a rut for the past three years not doing much, but not exactly feeling super depressed.

What is life
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>>27874346
underage banana'd
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>>27874344
I did muay thai and one time someone missed the pad and kicked me in the balls. good times
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>>27874346
>>>/reddit/
OREGANO
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>all these college fags
If you're in college that means you have a life ahead. Normies GTFO this is NEET central.
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>>27874409
wait until they graduate/dropout and can't get a job
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>>27874243
I don't like the mainstream shit. Pretty much just inkbunny
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>>27874421
Doesn't matter they would still be worth the degree they have.
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>>27874279
The only gay ones I've seen are boku no Pico, Pico x Chico, himegoto, enzai and black Butler had a lot of gay shota vibes especially s2
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>>27873797
Hi, Im Anon. Im 18 and studying chemical engineering. I dont like it, but i want to make my family proud. My dream job would be a soldier or a rock star but i know that that is really unlikely, especially given the fact that i am only mediocre at guitar at the moment. I have a cute girlfriend, but im not entirely sure we connect on an emotional level (asians are a little hard to read sometimes). Regardless, shes a lovely person and kissing her is the most fun i have all day. I believe that one cannot have many true friends, and i have a small but very close group of friends. For some reason i often get the feeling that my life is unfulfilling and that im just drifting aimlessly
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Hi, I'm Anon. I'm 19, majoring in business management, I like it and I like most things in life. I have two friends who I wish they fuck everything in their life up so they can keep being my friends, since I haven't meet any other fuck ups who weren't less retarded than me besides them.
I lost my virginity to a hooker and I want to get legit this saturday. This chick has been bombarding my cellphone with messages, but to be realistic, she'll tell me to fuck off.
If she doesn't, though, my life is pretty much fixed.
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Hi, I'm anon. I'm 18 and last year was a horrible year for me, a lot of my life plans fell through. I had a total falling out with my dad, he's a shit person and fucked up a lot of things for me, so I dropped everything and went to California and was homeless for a month before getting bailed out by a family friend and getting a plane ticket home.

Now I just stay at home all day, no job, no college, watching Netflix from my laptop and hating myself. I've been putting on weight and I don't go outside, and I don't keep in contact with any of my friends. I hate my life, I hate my dad, I hate living here, and I don't know how to change.

I'm so frustrated with everything and I feel like I've given up hope.
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Hello, im anon. *removes fedora*
Im 28 years and I live with my mother but dont let that put you off fembots!
*blows a kiss towards you*
heh.
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
Whats that? My smooth alpha moves arouse you?
*gruffs*
HAH. Tough luck stacy. Im MGTOW and a NEET.
*raises blade to your head*
I dont think we could get along. You see, i am a man of taste unlike yourself.
*slices you down the middle splitting you in half*
Nothing personal m'lady.
*vanishes into thin air*
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>>27874279
try Loveless
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>>27874504
take out loans and go live at college, or go to the military. It's pretty much the only ways out.
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>>27874481
what the fuck are you doing on this board nigger
>>27874504
tell us more anon, it's story time
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>>27874346
MOOOOOOOODDDDDDSSSSS BAN THIS KID ORIGINAL ORIGINAL
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I'm an 18 year old drug addict with severe depression and anxiety along with schizoid, avoidant, and dependent traits. Not only did I drop out of college in a week, but I dropped out of outpatient therapy after 8 days too. My life is in shambles, and I feel like I went through 18 days of inpatient and outpatient therapy and succeeded in nothing other than making myself feel too guilty to kill myself. Time to buy some drugs I guess.

And yes, I don't really have any friends. I had a high school friend, but he moved away. A clingy bipolar guy from the psych ward has sort of latched on to me, and for some reason two pretty fucked up girls tolerate me enough to smoke me out, but I swear I'm not a normie. At one point I ended up beta'ing up and just standing there holding their iced coffees for them while they took pictures of each other.

I want the fucking Seroquel to kick in so I can stop thinking. I'm supposed to be tapering down but I said fuck it and took the whole pill.
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>>27874506
>*teleports behind you*
originality
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>>27874341
Of those three Econ is the most math heavy, at least at state universities. Some finance programs are quite math intensive though (at ivies mostly).

My undergrad (accounting) required two semesters of calculus and a semester of stats but if you can get through those you only ever really use basic algebra in the real world.

MIS may be a good choice if you want to avoid math but have good stable job prospects.
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>>27874564
Im not a nigger im a slav. I come here to shitpost
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22, 2nd year law student, work at call center, gf broke with me because i was poor.
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>>27874506
>mom taking the picture

What the fuck was she thinking at that moment?
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>>27874607
kurwa oregano
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>21
>live in brisbane
>moderately intelligent
>just got out of the psych ward
>been a shut in since high school
>I think I have a friend, I met him in the ward
>short, hairy, ugly
>I tried drawing and did alright for a beginner but it's primarily a waste of time
>I'm probably going to study computers if I can get my life back on track
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>>27874630
Cyka blyat origami
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>>27874616
22 also work at a call center but never a gf and dropped out of college
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>>27874646
ti ohuyel 4toli? 1v1 rust bidlo, uviju pizdi dam
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>>27874279
Kaze to Ki no Uta OVA is the best
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>>27874667
Top kek you just made my day anon
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Hi, I'm a 21 year old man with less than a month left to go in a Computer Science BS with a nice job lined up when I graduate. However, my life is still fucked, as I am a pretty severe alcoholic and very much in want of some (ANY) female companionship. Literally everybody (E V E R Y B O D Y) I know has a girlfriend/wife (or a boyfriend if gay/a woman) and it's almost like those bastards are rubbing it in. Both of these factors feed into each other so I doubt there's a way out of this hell.
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>>27874633
The psych ward is the only place I've made acquaintances who might potentially become friends since middle school.
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>>27874366
thats basically it. I'm not really depressed but everything is just sort of going on by

I don't want to do anything but I don't want to stop
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Hi, I'm Anon and I'm looking for something to do in my life. Today I realized how fucking lonely I am, and now I'm way more depressed than I was. All I want is somebody by my side, it doesn't even need to be in a romantic way but how the fuck I will find a nice person if I can't even talk properly?
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>>27874728
just go in, get some raw college pussy, and start drinking socially
tell yourself you don't drink alone anymore
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>>27874758
If you're actually a robot and not just bullshitting, I honestly have no advice beyond
>>27874735

Do it. The psych ward can be a surprisingly comfy place.
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>>27874776
>telling an alcoholic to just drink socially
Hahahaha
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>>27874564
I don't know what to say, well, last year was to be my final year of high school. But close to the end of the school year, my dad called the cops and had me taken to be evaluated for mental health and then stuck me at a mental health hospital against my will. It was fucking terrible and I hated him for it, and it messed up my graduation (because I couldn't go to school obviously). As soon as I got out of the hospital, within days, I got in a huge fight with my dad and he called the cops on me again and wanted me taken to juvie for incorrigibility - which means when a minor disobeys an adult.

Instead my mom talked one of the cops down and told him about my side of the story and how my dad has done a lot of bad shit to me and provoked me etc. So instead of being taken to juvie (the other cop really wanted me there) I was taken to the local youth shelter, where I had to stay until I turned 18. I had to stay there for like a month and a half. It's not very good in there, and I hated my dad the entire way through, and he never visited me when I was at the mental hospital or at the youth shelter.

As soon as I turned 18 I had them check me out of the youth shelter and then I went home and guess what? I got in a giant fight with my dad right after coming home, I told my mom I was sick of it all, and I talked to my friend who lives in California and asked if I could just go stay there. He said yeah and I bought a Greyhound ticket and spent 3 days on an uncomfortable smelly bus with weird people.

Then I got to California and I wanted to explore so I rode around on the buses everywhere, when I finally got back to my friend's place after going from Palo Alto to Sacramento with no money on the graces of strangers and luck, his mom had come back from a vacation and didn't want me there, so she carted me off to a homeless shelter.

cont.
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Hello I'm anon. I live in a small, shitty apartment in a shitty part of town and I work a shit manual labor job.
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>>27873797
I have a degree in management. The job market is so saturated with these, basically useless.

I even got honours, no employer gives a shit.
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I'm anon and I'm 23 years old. I've had relationships before but the women were either abusive or manipulative. That isn't some wimpy defense because they really did leave their marks and those marks aren't pretty.

So far I've gotten my associate's, been left homeless, had my dog put down by my mom, kept my own apartment for near two years, had my car totaled by a hit and run and...what keeps me going is the dream of finding someone and living a comfortable life.

I've been told by today's standards in today's economy I'm doing very well for myself and while I'm finally starting to believe that's true, it's depressing because I'm now doing better than most of my family and I only make $12.07+1 an hour.

I'm worried that until I get a better job and have wealth, I'll never find someone...and given my longest relationship figure ended up threatening me for money (self harm, prostitution, suicide), I'm kinda left convinced that a lot of women out there see relationships as convenient and not important whereas I'd be completely happy with one person as long as everything clicked into piece.
I know not all women are bad, especially as one of my friends has an awesome girlfriend. But my luck is just the worst.
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Hi, I'm Anon.

I'm 31. I graduated from college with a BA in Sociology because I was a lazy fuck. Started graduate school for Demography but dropped out. I have two shitty jobs and work 6-7 days a week. I'm a virgin but I kissed a girl about 3 years ago. Have a few friends but since most of them are becoming normal adults I don't see them that often anymore. Spend most of my free time messing around with a few hobbies or video games.
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>>27874883
$12 an hour counts as doing well nowadays? When I grabbed a manual labor job with no experience last spring, that's how much I made.
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>>27874776
"Just be yourself, it'll be fine!" - You
Dude, I'm here and a CS major, even disregarding my alcoholism I'm literally every girl's list of red flags personified.
>>27874799
This guy gets it... and dubs.
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My name is anonette, im 18 and im in college for something that im not sure about yet. My bf broke up with me 2 months ago and ive wanted to kill myself since. All i do now is go to parties to take my mind off the lonliness. As a result my gpa has gone down to a 2.4. Parents will kill me if they find out as they are paying for me to go and im basically doing nothing.
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>>27874821
Just so happens that my mom's friend's friend HAPPENED to be staying in the same city I was in to get in vitro fertilization done, and she gave me $500 courtesy of the family friend and paid for my plane ticket back.

Then I went home and my mom took me to another city to stay with her friend for a month, during which time I was incredibly depressed over breaking up with my girlfriend... Oh yeah, so, that story-

While I was in California I was pretty on edge, I was nervous and scared and alone, broke and in strange cities. Meanwhile my girlfriend was on the other side of the country. So, her dad was involved in some shady criminal shit and she told me about it and in the middle of the night in San Bruno I decided to fucking call the Dept. of Homeland Security and snitch on her dad. Then I went and called her and through tears told her I did it and she said she couldn't love me anymore.

I was very torn up about this but I knew it was going to happen and in good conscience I couldn't... not report him. So yeah I was back with my mom and her friend just moping and hating myself for a long while.

Then I went back to my house and kept arguing with my dad, generally hating how things were going at home, and I broke down and told my friend about it. He offered to let me stay with him and his family and I went there, it was amazing, they were so kind and helpful and they had a great videogame setup (haha, I'd never played modern videogames before this, parents never bought me an XBOX or PS or anything).

And then I went home to get some documents and my laptop broke, and my dad is the only one who can fix it (advanced Linux stuff). I can't really be without it. So for the past few months I've been back at home with my dad, pretty miserably, and I don't even have my mom with me because this January she went to Taiwan for a 6 month trip to visit with her family.

That's my story I guess. Hope it was worth reading
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>>27873797
My name is Anon. I taught myself to code at the age of 21, dropped out of college, and now make $120k/year as a software engineer. I have a qt wife and good friends. Life is good.
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>>27874911
Have you mastered first circle spells or are you still learning cantrips, o apprentice wizard?
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>>27874914
Well with shift difference it's 13. And it's enough for me to live on my own.
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>>27874949
What was he doing that was so shady you had to call the fucking feds?
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>>27874949
9/11, would read again HOW IS THAT NOT ORIGINAL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT KEKS
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>>27874982
Fair enough. Still not exactly wealthy.
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>>27875017
Not at all. The upside is that I do maybe two hours of work a night and then spend the rest of the night on my laptop.
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>>27874968
Do you work remotely?
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>>27874978

1st level.
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>>27875045
I guess laptop time is important. If you still enjoy it.
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>>27875075
It's something, yeah. Job used to be much more physically demanding. I ended up over straining some tendons in my right ankle because of it.
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>>27874504
What a fucking loser.

This comment isn't original, so that must mean that plenty of other people have objectively pointed out this fact to you as well.
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>>27874928
Isn't it fun when a girl tells you that you're basically a walking red flag? They aren't even trying to insult me. I don't think. Maybe I'm just too retarded to realize they are.
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I'm anon and I'm 18 and studying computer science at a university. I've been on 4chan since I was 12 and have only started going on /r9k/ recently to cope with the loneliness.
My mind is usually pre-occupied with imagining what it's like to have a gf or imagining what would happen if I failed all my classes.
//end of blogpost
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>>27873797
OP if you're reading this, you need to understand that this is what everyone else thinks when they get into this major. Generic, easy. If you think you're going to even have a "maybe" chance of getting a job you're gonna be in for a rude awakening when you graduate.

This is literally the garbage bin major in my eyes.
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>>27875121
This is the loser board. Should I direct you somewhere else?
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>>27874344
>>27874385
Why weren't you guys wearing cups?
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H-hi I'm having a panic attack
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I am 22 years old Finn-anon, living with parents and future blue collar pleb.
Went through high school and vocational school. No interest in uni or polytechnic because I am no smart man.
Worked at one workshop for a year, currently working in local soda factory/brewery as a contract worker, hoping I would get stable job from there if all possible after the gig is over. If not then I just look for a new job.
Future plan is to buy apartment and start renting it, while moving to another and paying for that then renting that too, rinse repeat.
Also interested in buying physical gold to please my inner jew and (for now) playing with thought of getting a guitar or bass and learn to play.
I like video games and metal music particularly Doom and Stoner.
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>>27875197
Take some fucking meds then. If you don't have meds, drink.
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Hi, I'm anon

I'm 22 years old, I'm in Linework (building/climbing/fixing power lines) and I live in Texas for the time being. I dunno what else to put here.

I'm in love with a girl from england and she's moving back in May, so we're making the most of our time and are gonna try winging it after that

I used to work as a firefighter but I couldn't pay my bills so I moved down to Texas with my family for a little bit

I've been to New Zealand and climbed a volcano

I'll be going to England in June

I've been stabbed and struck by lightning

My old dog got put down this past weekend
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>>27875061
Unless there's some meeting they want me physically present for, yeah I can work remotely.
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I-I'm a-ano *faints*
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>>27875225
I'm getting on top of it with pretty good nootropics. But I unironically dropped out of uni because I couldn't speak or participate in class
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>>27875231
You're lucky, I live in such a shithole that there're no jobs in IT.
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Anon, 23. I'm ending a college degree in Marketing, tired af of this shit. Not even sure I will end it.
Have good friends, have qt gf, still no motivation and I just pray for some alone time that I can't get even at home.

Scared as fuck to end college and have nothing to move on, life sucks in different ways.
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>>27875145
They're not at all. And it's not even really an insult. I understand that this is a thing, and the fact that I know of it is even better. I just want to know how to get around it, or who to get around it with.
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>>27875414
You're probably right. I'm just really not used to spending time around girls, and now these two of them seem to actually not dislike me at least, and it's a weird fucking situation for me to be in. Thanks for not calling me a cuck.
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>>27873797
I'm 20. Depressed. NEET. Shut-in. No human communication. I gave up on living my life a long time ago and am only here because my father won't kick me out of his apartment. I do nothing all day but watch anime, listen to music, read manga, lurk 4chan and occasionally watch youtube videos. All of the time I spend in reality outside of the internet is used only to talk to myself. I am not a human being, but a ghost. A very useless ghost. The thing that keeps me going is the absurd belief that at any given moment something impossible will happen. I like to pace around my room for hours at a time begging the air to give birth to an impossibility. Sometimes I hallucinate shadow beings that want to torture me. I also have multiple personalities that I talk to and lock in my brain, one of them is a god that wants me dead. The thing I want the most is for everything to become nothing and to disappear. My brain is like a puzzle that is missing a lot of pieces and has a lot of pieces that don't fit, so the things that are the most important within my perception of the world are impossible to express through language. As a result I don't relate to anybody and became a recluse. That's about it.
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>>27875441
Go to the psych ward so you can interact with other crazy people. I'm only half joking.
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Hi, happy to introduce myself -- People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. Of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
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>>27875527
hello brick, didn't know you browsed here
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>>27875440
I mean if you're friends with girls they almost certainly don't see you as dating material, and nearly almost as certainly see you on a lower level than they are. It's still useful however to get a perspective on how women actually think, for better or for worse. If they don't really care what you have to say but keep you around anyway, they'll speak their mind. And protip, it's usually for worse.
That said, I still very much desire female companionship. I am holding out for a singular, imaginary girl who I know I will never meet.
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>>27875645
They even gave me free drugs, so honestly I don't know what's up. We're all completely fucked up so that complicates things.
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>>27875737
Same in my case, my friend, but that make absolutely no difference. If they're your friends and that's it there's a 90% chance nothing else will happen. If they think you're a walking red flag add 5% to that. Still a chance but it's slim, compadre. My advice is (if you can, I sure as hell can't) find another girl. You'll either make them jealous, prove your worth through the validation of another girl, or, hey, just get another girl.
This is gonna be my last post for the night but it was very nice conversing with you, anon. We're very similar it seems.
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>>27875826
When did I ever say I was pursuing one of the girls? I can't handle a relationship at this juncture, it would end horribly, especially considering they're both bipolar.
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Hi there.
I'm 19 in college. I miss my high school gf. We're still together, but long distance sucks. I just got readdicted to WoW and my grades are definitely suffering but I've always had a huge problem with self control.
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>>27873797
Hi I'm anon and I'm 19. I am in my second year of an LLB and its pretty interesting, if a lot of work. I have a gf that I've been with for 7 months now and live in a flat with a bunch of my friend's.
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>>27873797

Hi, I'm anon and I just turned 20 today.
I'm majoring in History at a community college. I failed out of Computer Science and figured I can still teach History. I hope I enjoy this and can find a job in it because I don't know what else to do, this is my 3rd major so far. I also work as a waiter on the weekends.

My girlfriend of 3 years, and only friend, broke up with me last month so I've been spending all of my free time in this room browsing 4chan and watching anime. I don't have any hobbies.
I feel like I left out a lot, but maybe there's nothing more to talk about other than that.
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>see a thread with 117 replies

Fifth time 117 has found me today, senpai.
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My name is Kaynon, I'm an 18 year old dude from california who doesn't like leaving his room.

In may I am moving to my Dad's and enlisting in the Marine Corps so I can be glad of my accomplishments.
I think I might have mild Paranoid personality disorder so it's hard for me to meet new people but it's whatever.
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>>27876095
I remember you. How many times does the number typically try to kill you per day?
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>>27876060
Happy birthday anon hope you had a good day
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>>27876173
thanks, anon :)

captcha: Select all images with waterfalls.
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I'm majoring in Philosophy, don't even enjoy it anymore and plus it's a worthless degree

I hate my life
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>>27876160
It varies, but the last week has been hell. Every single night right before bed when I check the clock it has been 1:17.

>played EUIV last night
>1.17 ducats per month

>Pick two random things off shelf at store today
>$1.17 in change

>check phone
>missed call
>117 minutes ago

Those are just a few. The one with the change happened today at around 4 pm CST.
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I'm anon I'm 19 and started working at fresh thyme after dropping out of community college. I only have one friend who I play smash bros with.

I want to kill my self.
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>>27876060
Happy birthday struggling normie
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Hi, I'm Anon.

I'm 20 years old. I'm a double major in Journalism and Philosophy, with a minor in English. I'm also an editor for my college newspaper. I'm worried about being unemployed and will probably not make very much money if I do end up being employed. I'm thinking of attending law school after college so I can maybe work with the AP. If not, I'll be a journalist, maybe work as a professor and go to grad school. In truth, I really don't want to leave college. I love to learn, I love being in higher ed. It makes me incredibly happy just to be on a campus where people are dedicating their souls to learning and knowledge.

My hobbies are reading, writing, listening to music and playing some vidya. I spend much of my time alone, though I can say I have some good friends. I really like big ideas, good story telling and being creative. I hope one day, no matter what happens to me, I can publish a book or two. That's my life goal.

>>27876228
Hey, fellow phil major.
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>>27876234
Is 117 the only number that tries to hurt you?
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>>27876234
I literally just counted my money, looked up and saw this post. The money is the only thing on my desk. 117 USD
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>>27873829
Holy shit you are literally, down to the age and fetish, the exact same as me. Holy fuck.

How do you deal with it? I am quite literally about to an hero
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>>27876331
Yes.

>>27876355
I would be worried if I were you. Earlier this week, when I looked at my clock and it was 1:17 am, as I was lying in bed, home, by myself, I noticed that I had left my knife downstairs. I pretty much just covered my face in my blanket, creating a cocoon around myself, waiting for a doom that didn't come.
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>>27876451
Are you diagnosed? What is this condition called?
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>>27876577
Posting in another thread on general mental illness right now. I am being referred to a specialist on thought disorders, but the Uni psychologist thinks it is probably either Pure O OCD (based on my other symptoms) or the onset of Paranoid Schizophrenia.
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Hi, I'm anon and I dropped out of highschool when I was 17 because it was a fucking nightmare.

I got a blue collar job at 18 and have been working part time on and off for the past 4 years.
In the copious amounts of time I'm not working I rampantly play video games, smoke, and drink coffee.

Also im apparently crazy and I have crippling depression

This goes without saying but Im also a KV
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>>27874076
I'm so fucking mad that you gave him this advice lmao. holy shit people are literally ruining their lives over this. I don't know whether to laugh or cry
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>>27873797
hi im steve 23 been in the army for 5 years constantly debates wether to end it all or to be wthe father to my future child that i never had
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>>27874341
If you're still here, just do a fucking trade, man. Ugh.... fucking business majors piss me off so much. This is how colleges get their money lmao
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>>27874628
Probably wanted to kill herself for having such a failure of a child
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>>27873797
Hi, I'm anon. I'm 18 and currently failing out of college because mental illness. I play a lot of video games, although I'm no good at them. I know how to make video games and do it but I'm bad a that as well. My whole life basically revolves around video games, actually. I'm contemplating suicide. Thanks for reading
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>>27874005
What kind of construction? Union?
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Anon.
Turned 30 a week ago.

When I was 12 my parents got a devorce that crushed my mental and emotional development right at the start of my Teens.
I stopped going to school and was in and out of therapy and mental hospitals for a few years.
Got into a special high school for troubled youths but had to drop out completely due to a death in the family and mother going through cancer treatments.

I was a horrid burden as a child. Still am.
No skills. No education. I want to make it right but I horrified of everyday people. My mind tells me that the moment they see me they know. My past. My failures. They judge and dispise me.
They're right to.

I hope to soon learn to drive thought. Maybe apply at a Walmart. If they high illegals, I should be fine, right? Somehow I'll fix it.
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Hey guys, my name is Anon. Im 21 years old and Im a "sales associate" at a gas station. I dropped out of high school when I was 19 but Im (very slowly) working on my GED. Id really like to attend a state college one day.

My hobbied include watching scary youtube videos, smoking meth, and drawing
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>>27873797
Hi, I'm anon. I'm 18, finishing my last semester of community college before transferring into an economics program at a university. I work part time as an english tutor and I fucking hate school and can't wait until its done.
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>>27877064
my hobbies include adderall and shitposting
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Hi, I'm Anon. Im 23, I am a line cook at a hipster restaurant in a big city. I have a place with a roommate and two dogs, a lover, and a small group of friends who I am very close with.
In my free time I am either on 4chan, watching horror movies, drinking with friends, or drawing horror-inspired art.
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>>27874346
>15
>freshman

What
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im a 21yo/m currently 8 months into a 16 month paramedic program

used to volunteer firefighter/EMT but medic school is taking up all my time for that.
in 3 year relationship with qt 3.14

AMA
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>>27877317
High school freshmen in America are between the ages of 14 and 15.
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>>27873797
Hi i'm anon. I'm 23 years old and have given up on studying after having been kicked out of uni twice. I now live in a foreign country of wich I barely speak the language with my girlfriend (who is about 10 years older than me) who also barely speaks it. I work odd jobs here and there and she gets a bit of money from her parents every month. She's asian and I'm north european and the country we're currently living in is in southern Europe. Altough we struggle to get by and adapt to living here we're pretty happy together. The city that we're living in barely has any work though so we'll probably move in the nearby future altough we have no idea where.
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>>27873797
Okay i'm literally you, except i'm 23.
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I'm 23, studying management, which i hate. Living in third world asian country but wanting to move to USA because whitewashed. Hate myself, hate society. I like music and fashion, i have a pretty good style and sense of music. A virgin because i'm such an overthinking pussy. I can play guitar and sing. I can write songs. No friends because i'm very insecure and self conscious. My sexuality is weird. I like women, but also men. But i only like those who have traits that i admire, traits that i want to have, both physical and personality. Like some sort of obsession i think. I still live with my parents because /procrastination/ and /no ambition/.
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>>27873797
Hi everyone. I'm 26, I have an excellent career, I have a qt girlfriend, I live in a nice place, and the only reason I don't kill myself is because too many people care about me. One day I hope to not give a fuck any more and then kill myself.
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>>27873797

Hi I'm Anon. Im 20 years old. I'm In the Norwegian army. Artillery battalion, stab batteri, brigade nord. I was a neet for two months before I was conscripted in. Before I got in I had no friends but I got along with a lot of people during bootcamp(6weeks) I lost 16 kilos during bootcamp I weighed 118 kilos before entering.

I'd say being in the army improved my life but I still want to get out because my job is repetitive and boring af.
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I'm anonymous, I'm 24. I'm neet and I live in a trailer despite my family owning rentals (they don't want me to scare away tenants)
I lost ny virginity at 22 when I was kicked out and a girl let me live with her. she was a slut. I hospitalized her and gave her a few black eyes, she deserved it
I'm attractive and probably a genius

k bye
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>>27876968
My father knows a guy who owns a subcontractor idk

There aren't any unions where I live
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My name is Anon, I'm 25, you killed my father, prepare to die
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HELLO IM GAY

I HAVE A CUTE BOYFRIEND

I LOVE HIM

BYE
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Hi I'm anon. I have insomnia. I don't work or go to school, dropped out grade 12 year. I never leave my house. I have autism. I want to go to bed now.
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18 year old dropout and kissless virgin, been a NEET for about a year and half now. It's been a couple months since I've left my house. I mostly watch anime, though I've been obsessively addicted to TERA for the past few months. I've tried adding people on /r9k/ but all of them are either faggots who want to flirt with me over mic (I'm autistic you nigger) or just filthy normies.

>I just want a NEETy friend that'd waste 12 hours of his life every day playing a shitty MMO with me
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