Our mutual friend Eggman is shit on Snapchat.
He might have a promising career in customer service and hospitality, but his digital content is shit.
Please help.
>>27871348
Mister Wood is pretty handsome here, where did u get this?
Also, this is now an Eggman appreciation thread
>>27871375
Whats the stupidest shit Eggman has ever done?
>>27871348
He's the worlds ugliest narcissistic attention whore. Just ignore him.
>Coming soon to a macy's near you
>>27871406
He killed a police officer
>Donated Eggy 20 bucks
>Got an email
>Oh how nice he bothered to say tha-
>Just him asking if I could be a 'bro' and give more
>Delete donation
Never again. Sage.
>>27871474
Post the email faggot
>>Delete donation
How do you even do this?
>>27871446
poor eggy
Orichiette commento
>>27871474
holy shit is this true?
>>27871348
No, eggman. Stop making these threads.
>>27871539
Nah, eggman returned all donations he got
Eggman's transition
>>27871539
It's not. Mills refuses donations and help of any kind, because he's a REAL MAN
>>27871406
shot up a community college in Oregon
>>27871474
Nice ruse m8.
It's true that I got a few donations a couple months back but I've since rejected all donations since people became extremely butt hurt and acted like I was farming the Internet for money.
Right now I'm just waiting on my tax return so I can pay off $800 of debt and put the rest towards getting my album finished. Then hopefully I can sell enough albums to afford an old used van to live in.
I wouldn't be literally working myself to death if I could just live off Internet bucks by appealing to retarded Tumblr users and college kids.
But that's against my morals anyway.
>>27871598
I can't believe he got away with it.
>>27871474
>create donation campaign based on shit life
>get actual suckers to donate
>rather than be thankful, hit them up for more
>donation withheld
Ahh, there's that Eggman luck I've been hearing so much again.
> pay off $800 of debt and put the rest towards getting my album finished
My fucking sides
>>27871489
>>27871539
>>27871608
>>27871615
Yeah senpai I'm lying through my cyber-teeth dess. I was just trying to prove to my r9k friend that Eggy obviously makes these threads so I said something that might hurt his stock and surprise he replies in under 10 minutes.
Please continue the cult of personality.
>>27871608
Fucking faggot
Fucking queer
I want money from betas
>>27871608
> appealing to retarded Tumblr users and college kids.
>But that's against my morals anyway.
You gotta instead appeal to retarded r9k kids
>US ROBOTS, AMIRIGHT, FELLOW ROBOTS? NORMOES GET OUT HAHA LE RED PILL, LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE
>>27871915
>Eggcuck has actually conviced people he's a bot when wageslaving away for his gf.
Amazing init?
has the eggfaggot burped out any new raps?
>>27871375
>Mister Wood
I thought Toby's last name was Reynolds?
>>27872700
It is a well known fact that Eggman's name is Miles Wood.
>>27871682
I like how you exposed Eggman and no one replied. It's like at this point there are two people:'people who know he is full of shit and people that love him so much they dont care
>>27871608
>album
what
link your bandcamp smegman
Hwat's his snapchat ?
3 hours of quality sleep -eggman
>Please help.
with what?
Just stop following his shit and forget about him. Why do people even like this guy anyway? He's boring.
>>27873140
JUST
U
S
T
>originalcomment
>>27871608
>>takes in 17 year old mentally ill fangirl for the free sex
>>taking in money is against his morals
joke's on him. the sex wasn't free
>>27871587
REAL RETARDED
>>27871608
hey dr eggman where can i hear your music
>>27871348
i thought he killed himself fucking muted fJKHFHJKDSGJKL
Whats eggmannos snapchat?
I'm glad this thread still exists because I'm at work and miserable and it gives me something to check on in between tasks
Not your personal blog. clean them coffepots
>>27875187
I've got that done, now I'm cleaning the cappuccino machines
i feel ashamed that i bought erica and eliza lots of shit off their amazon wishlist and gave them hundreds of dollars but never gave eggman anything. now i have nothing to show for donating to those whores. i betrayed a true robot in favor of ptp
>>27871608
Hey egger (if that's really you)
I'm living in hastings atm and will have an apartment in dakota county soon. So if you ever want a place to crash or just to get out of the van for a while or whatever id gladly help you out
>>27875167
Why don't you snapchat some fans or call your gf?
>>27875167
Eggy. Why not move back in with your parents and make music? I'm sure they wouldn't consider it a hassle if you help them around the house and pay a bit of rent. I mean, I'm sure they already recognize you as a hard worker, honestly, that's all a parent wants, to know they didn't raise a waste of space.
>>27875294
what would Eggy do about the gf who livs with him? His parents let her move in too?
>>27875267
buy something for eggy's gf off her amazon wishlist. like the sexy panties. eggman will thank you
>>27875267
>a true robot
No
>>27874276
Wait does eggy have an apartment now?
>>27875416
Does he ever. The rent is $1000/month. His gf wanted an expensive love nest so they could live like newlyweds
>>27875267
I'm a filthy normalfag tb-h and also I refuse donations because taking them makes me feel bad. I won't even take money from my parents although they offered some.
>>27875277
Yeah I might stop by once I first start for some water and a shower if you're around.
>>27875282
I am snapchatting a few people.
>>27875294
They offered to let me stay in their cabin but I feel like the best thing is for me to just separate from as much human contact as possible. We already see what happens when I only have contact with even this website, I'm a huge attention where and still manage to Fuck my life up even with no IRL human interaction.
>pic related is literally this thread
>>27875458
This is all very passive aggressive towards your gf. Is there trouble in paradise?
>>27875458
eggy you know you're butt ugly and yet you take hundreds of selfies and post them online...honestly, why do you do this to yourself?
>>27875536
Before I posted my pic on r9k in 2012, nobody had ever even hinted to the fact that I was unattractive.
I had asked out several hundred women and always been rejected.
Normalfags always told me I just needed 2 b myself but I learned the truth once I came here and then eventually devised the black pill.
>>27875604
C'mon man. You got the ptp from posting here. I'm gonna post her topless pics
I have a friend that looks enough like egger to freak me out
>>27875653
This board places a cancerous amount of importance on women and relationships and I'll admit it sucked me in as well.
I probably would never have been successful in any case but that's the most important thing in life.
Because I ignored school and made bad decisions I'm going to be homeless for the rest of my life now.
I know a lot of young kids browse this board so I hope they take a lesson from me and stay in school or college and get a degree so they don't end up a waste of flesh like me.
Eggman and chrischan seem so famous. Total strangers ask about then talk about them wonder about them. Its amazing.
Theyre popular, they did it even without being "beautiful," gives.me hope
>>27875782
>I'll admit it sucked me in
Not the only thing that sucked you
>>27875782
Are you saying you won't be successful because you're in a relationship? I thought that getting a girlfriend was the first step on your path to success.
>>27875458
>I'm a filthy normalfag
At least you finally admitted it,
>>27875892
Get him to admit it was his gf and not him in the hospital
>>27875797
being famous for being autistic is not a good thing to idolize, newsenpai. Then again I think Eggchan is cool in a weird way. I wish I could work 70h a week.
I thought he said he was gonna kill himself like a month ago
anyone else think this guy looks like Jared from Superjail?
>>27875986
so he lied. big deal
>>27875891
No, I won't be successful because life is a fucking scam that rules heavily in favor of the rich and the genetically superior.
I made a leap of faith and tried to make something of myself and I failed miserably.
Homelessness is going to be really the perfect solution to my problems and it was where I was always going to end up anyway.
At least I can say I gave it a good try but whether I'd lived in my parents basement until I'm 50 or do it now, I was always going to be homeless.
It will be good for me because it will get me away from people.
>>27871682
That egghead son of a bitch.
>>27875986
He says he's going to kill himself every now and then.
>>27876002
Why can't you just move in with your gf? That's what every guy does.
>>27871446
>attention-whoring non-virgin tripfag gets btfo
feels good man
>>27876002
Is your girlfriend going to live in the van with you? You two are like Shaggy and Velma. You just need a big goofy dog and you are ready to drive around solving mysteries.
>>27876057
She moved in to leech off of him. Leeching off Eggman...yeah, she isn't the brightest bulb either.
>>27876065
kekriginal
>>27876087
Leech off what? He's apparently poor as fuck.
>>27876093
quit monitoring this thread. go play minecraft or something
>>27876002
Have you ever been hobo before? Depending on the area, It could be virtually impossible to be left alone by people let alone find places to sleep, even in a car.
>>27876065
Eggman and Egg-girlfriend Mysterious.
>>27876142
eggman needs to save up to buy a Trailer.
>>27871446
Ow my sides. Fucking gold.
>>27876065
I don't want to say too much but she has plans so we will be going our separate ways before too long.
No hard feelings either way because it's been planned for a while but I'm going to be homeless on my own.
>>27876002
Don't fucking do this to yourself. Get over this meme shit and live with your senpai, even if you end up homeless later at least you can delay that. Living there and working on your music sounds better then the van life, you've worked so hard up to the point you deserve a rest.
>>27876275
ULTIMATE KEKOLD FAGGOT
OGCOMMENT
I'm so sorry Eggy
>>27876275
Plans? WTF you stupid cuck
>>27876275
eggcuck is back.
>>27876002
There is a place in life for you. You do not need a woman to have a successful life. Life does not have to rule in favor of the rich and the genetically superior. Life is what you make it.
Good luck.
>>27876002
swing by in your van we can have steak and beer at my mom's house
>>27876275
She plans to go leech off some other guy. Don't worry. She'll still taste like your jizz to the new guy. I hope we never hear about her again
>>27871420
Yeah. Fuck this nobody. I don't get the obsession with this turd.
>>27876275
this hit me right in the feels
How the fuck are you working 70 hours a week and still poor? That's not even possible unless you're throwing your money away literally.
>>27876612
Bills are 1600 a month plus debts so that's why
>>27876657
Also that 1600 does not include food or gas. It only includes the absolute essential bills due every month
>>27876657
>Bills are 1600 a month plus debts so that's why
why don't you dye your hair black and move to Sweden. Just pretend to be a migrant.
>>27876657
Well I don't know about debt but damn 1600 a month is a lot in bills. Why don't you just get a cheaper apartment? A roommate too. No reason to be spending so much on bills.
>>27876702
I have tried multiple times to get roommate but it never pans out. I will move out and into a vehicle hopefully when my apartment lease ends at the end of August. Until then I am locked into the lease and I will have to pay it whether I live there or not so I'm going to continue to work and pay the lease until that time and then I will hopefully be able to live in a vehicle.
What? Im new here so I dnt knw whats going on.
Eggman has a gf and a job and ppl over the internet buy him things and donate money? And hes internet famous?
He/she is doing something right.
>>27876818
Do you really wanna be homeless? You don't deserve to suffer like this the best way to stop it all is to an hero. Why starve and have a long and painful death when you can just end it . The end result is the same either way
>>27876818
Who would want to live with a guy and his NEET gf? Talk about awkward. At least she didn't cuck you with a roommate
>>27871348
>actually knows that eggman snapchats multiple femanons from here
>he doesn't know that eggman's fame was to cultivate a harem of femanons
>>27876657
Why don't you just rent a room in some people's house instead of a fucking apartment
>>27876687
>bucks by appealing to retarded Tumblr users and college kids.
>But that's against my morals anyway.
eggy will you vote for trump?
>>27877006
Hindsight is 20/20 m8.
I'm just gonna do what I'm going to do.
Work for 4 more months and then when I can leave my apartment, be homeless
>>27877132
gf gonna stay the 4 months? or she leaving as soon as her new sugar daddy buys her plane ticket?
>>27876818
you failed at life man..accept it
seriously just kill yourself
>>27875267
>i feel ashamed that i bought erica and eliza lots of shit off their amazon wishlist and gave them hundreds of dollars
I hope you get cancer
>>27876372
>Life does not have to rule in favor of the rich and the genetically superior. Life is what you make it.
Thisis the stuff off blue pills
>>27877898
That would be the best option but as we all know I'm too pussy to do it.
Homelessness is the perfect solution for me.
>>27876657
Eggman. Bruh.
I live with another robot, we just hermit in our bedrooms all day with not a whole lot of social contact other than if we decide to do something on weekends to get out of the house, and I spend under 1k a month including all food and Internet, with the occasional drinking or vidya expenses.
You're paying too much man. Roomates are not that bad to live with, I've had 4 over my life and only 1 was kinda crappy to live with.
>>27871608
Nice. A man with principles.
what's your album? rap? standup comedy?
>>27871682
if this is true i'm impressed, good detective work anon
>>27878093
Rapids, it's going to be called Deprivation and I'm having my artist create the cover in the style of the first Dedication mixtape by Lil Wayne with some touches to make it obviously my album instead.
>>27878291
Hey Egg, it's me, njaico.
Good to see the appreciation thread is still up.
How are you on this fine morning? (or evening for you, I guess)
>>27878291
cool, i'll buy it to support you, i always liked your videos
>>27878291
i'll buy it and put it on torrent so you don't get a cent :^)
>>27878332
I'm alright. In 4 hours I'll be home from work and going to bed.
Just gotta keep pushing on to freedom.
>>27878466
Sounds good my man. Try to get more than just 3 hours of 'quality' sleep this time though.
>>27878466
I haven't forgotten my promise eggy.
>>27878368
I'm going to be taking it to a whole new level that I've never been at before.
Full professional production, and actual marketing and promotion. Plus the music is going to be far beyond anything you've heard from me before.
I'm hoping we can put the first single out pretty soon here.
>>27878679
there's no money in music though eggy, I hope you know that and don't rely on it making you more than a few hundred bucks.
How did Eggman become famous
HD eggman is best eggman
>tfw eggman is not going to make it
>>27871348
>>27871446
>>27871598
>>27871610
>rumored to be transgendered
>>27878873
He shot up several people
>>27879018
I know this feel so well... Damn.
>>27879018
i really shouldnt be laughing seeing this because im in the same shit he is
>>27879117
Top fucking kek
Eggy got BTFO by the normies
>>27878291
should call it Derpivation
>>27871608
Why the fuck wouldn't you just save up money to buy the van with your job instead of putting it into an album that won't go anywhere.
>>27879372
He doesn't let his dreams be memes anon, have some respect.
>>27879018
I wish I had eggman's hopelessness instead of my constant anxiety
>>27879580
Nah, man. This thread has me feeling bleak as hell. Like the future is a cold and lonely place where I can look in a window on other people's happy lives connecting with each other. All the people who I care about are gone so it doesnt't matter if my life is good or not.
>>27879629
>All the people who I care about are gone
How did this happen? Anuddah shoah or something?
In any case, sounds very relaxing to have no more pressure from family.
>>27879018
>mfw eggman won't make it to 2017
le egg family
>>27878679
You dumb bitch, who the fuck would buy your music? You are delusional, to think you are gonna be a successful rapper. Lmfao!
>>27879816
So is he really adopted? Doesn't seem like it
>>27871682
Someone please prove this weeb wrong I want to believe our guy is sincere.
>>27879915
Obviously nobody will take my word but I've only made maybe 2 threads about myself on here and I've used my trip to do so.
Believe me, I don't know why anyone would like me either.
>>27879956
At what age did you realize you were ugly?
Originalcomment
Why do people call eggman ugly?
He seems quite average compared to me.
>>27880031
He said in this thread, only on 4chan has he ever been called ugly, never in real life. lol
What does Eggmans gf look like? Is she a qt?
>>27880057
I find this really hard to believe, especially after seeing how the normies here >>27879117 viciously attacked his fuck ugly mug.
>>27880074
Human beings are truly despicable creatures 2bhfam.
I was repeatedly insulted and harassed since a young age for being "creepy" and told to "just be myself" but I was just a genetically inferior male all along.
Also I'm just a really awful person all around.
>>27880074
>I find this really hard to believe, especially after seeing how the normies here >>27879117 viciously attacked his fuck ugly mug.
I've never witnessed anyone call anyone ugly except as a joke to a close friend. People aren't cruel that often so he might have got lucky and it never happened to him.
>>27880153
I recently found out about your channel and have watched a few of your vids, you seem like a bretty gud dude desu. What makes you say you're an awful person all round m9?
>>27880251
>What makes you say you're an awful person all round m9?
Eggman is a good person desu. He just hates himself.
>>27880537
Ah I see, so what does his gf look like?
>>27880597
I dont know I havent seen her.
>>27880153
Damn egg, how do you feel about people judging you to be a serial killer just because of your looks?
I mean, stuff like pic of >>27879117 is so surreal to me, I don't know how you can live with this.
>>27880678
It's really not uncommon for me either.
Nobody believes me that I'd get assaulted just for being outside near people but it's happened more than once.
I have a deep hatred of people as a result of my experiences growing up, you could call it being antisocial.
That seems like total bullshit since I constantly interact with people online and can meet people and all that stuff.
But there's just a part of me that harbors irrational hatred for people.
>>27879915
>our guy
you mean a guy in a relationship with a gf, with jobs, car and apartment? Since when we are palls witch normalfags?
>>27876065
I can just imagine eggman and his gf and some retarded looking pupper driving around trying to solve mysteries, I'd be like a funny version of la noire
>>27876657
Is that common in the US? I get a flat electric, water and food for 650 a month
>>27881026
donate then start patreon
Eggman, are you still going to live the hobo life? please check out the vagabond general on /out/. You are not alone.
>>27880851
i miss when eggman used to actually post on this board instead of just occasionally popping into threads that are about him
>>27881124
times change. people get old.
Is it worth to download snapchat just to follow fellow eggman
>>27882275
sure, why not. he's very responsive on snapchat, or so i hear
>>27882275
No, unless you're a normalfag like Mills.
>>27876657
How the fuck?
You dont even live in a major city do you?
I have an apartment with all utilities paid for, and I pay $600/month
Eggy is the hero we need but dont deserve desu senpai
>>27880747
Then why do you even make music? Even Humpty Dumpty went out with a bang, if you know what I mean. Eggy, they hurt you, time to get revenge on all the King's horses and men, if you know what I mean.
Hey eggy I got a really good original idea. Why don't you just kill yourself?
>>27871348
I haven't checked out his snapchat, but snapchat is literally for random bullshit.
DJ Khaled is probably one of the hugest snapchatters and he just says random bullshit / marketing memes.
It's pretty rare that any of the content on there is for anything more than a bit of novelty or first person view of a foreign place / circumstance.
>he's working 80 hours a week to afford a van to sleep in
dude you look like you are DYING in that picture
why don't you go back to college
>>27879117
Fuck, shit like this makes me mad. I don't know if Eggy deserves it or not but it's worrying that normies are so quick to start publicly vilifying people who've been wrongly accused of crimes.
These are the kinds of people who'd be forming mobs, lynching or burning innocent scapegoats hundreds of years ago. Fucking normies.
