You are granted an escape. Pick one road to follow but be careful there is no going back
Not even hard, I pick the Adventurer.
Nobody raised in Western Society doesn't wanna be the romantic drifter. Goddamn that'd be the life. The immortal vagabond. A hobo doomed to walk the earth as long as he wants to live. I'd be a country singer, a folk singer, a bank robber, a beach bum, a biker, a poet, a cowboy ... How great it'd be to settle down and die for a girl too. shucks.
I pick the cabin (obviously) and the travelling companion which I'll switch out and sometimes not use.
The Emperor/Field Marshall
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.
>no option where you become an immortal NEET with endless supply of money
sage
>>27871266
city dweler?
never says anything about you having to work
just keep it at affluent population and you can build yourself a endless shit safely
who cares if all your relationships will be superficial not like NEETS like you would care
>>27871336
Maybe but I don't like the part that everybody knows me and everybody respects me. I don't deserve respect for any reason and on top of that I like being ignored.
Emperor with Field Marshall
Increase astronomic research and shit to make FTL war dreadnoughts
Then conquer other planets to further the might of the Sealandic Empire
E Mare Libertas!
From the sea, liberty!
So this man from no where, when I come back to life what's the deal
Am I a younger me or someone new, can I use the canvas to just become my self at the age I started over and over for immortality
>>27871047
City Dweller, cycling through the ordinances. Over the centuries I would shape my city to become the hub of the world. A utopia.
>>27871458
you just restart its like an endless loop only with more memories
well if you take a picture of yourself when you restart sure but im guessing that image can only be used once
>>27871047
Man from nowhere with force field or Traveler with companion. Both are my dreams Y____________y
>>27871480
well by then we might have space colonies and shit, would you still want to be trapped in the city then?
>>27871047
Choose city dweller and technological hub.
Convince citizenry to secede from nation and form into an independent city state, use our next level weaponry to keep said independence.
After 30 years switch to affluent population, keeping the many technological advances and now being able to trade and spread our ideas sets a precedent and similar city states arise all over the world. Everyone is happy, we have an actual direct democracy, when the aliums arrive they are so impressed they agree to trade and humanity progresses even further technologically. Utopic desu
>>27871570
I don't think it's worth it if I have to live my child hood over and over
I guess I would do the city and build my personal utopia
>>27871629
why not just emperor then desu?
>>27871047
Adventurer with comfy cabin and a dog companion.
The Adventurer.
While you do not have the ability to con people like the Man From Nowhere, your charisma and the wisdom you get from aging so slowly would be more than enough to take what you need.
No hunger, illness, pain or fatigue makes you pretty much immortal at that point. You can go practically anywhere you'd want.
I'd chose the Travel Jump Watch and the Traveling Companion. Even now i dont really feel sentimental towards having a place to settle down in.
>>27871047
Man from nowhere with canvas.
Would be an interesting life .
adventurer is objectively the best
i would take on thousands of identities and fight in every major battle in history and have dozens of women
>>27871773
have no long term relationships and you best hope the war doesnt keep you in a trench for a week because then you would die, same goes for being put into a POW camp
no wan wan
Wait, do I get access to the akashic records on my reincarnations indefinitely?
>>27871183
it would be the life except for the death part
i would be torn between settling down and dying or going on
comfy cabin tho
>>27871047
>not being man from nowhere
Pic related, based animu con man
>>27871848
well yeah probs
otherwise the all knowing would be a really shitty choice
>>27871913
hitagi pls go
>>27871811
you just can't stay in one place for more than ten days
you can bring your honeys with you or have a girl in every town and make the rounds annually
>>27871972
sounds tedious already, if you use it like that it'll be a burden you put upon yourself
Stuck between Adventurer(Cabin and Companion) and City Dweller(Party City), those resonate with me as the happiest lives you could achieve, but I feel like being cut off from making lasting relationships as adventurer is shit, yet I'm stuck with the same people for years to watch them die as the dweller.
I don't really like any of these, only adventure and city dweller appeal to me. I guess I'd pick city dweller of the 2
>>27871811
>long term relationships
These only exist because people are afraid of getting older and uglier. Pretty sure if everyone stayed young forever, after a few decades you'd just leave your spouse for a new one.
>>27871184
ITT: edge lords think they would make good leaders
what makes you think you would succeed? What would you even do with that power?
tell
All knowing with Vulcan
>can literally craft a perfect ideal waifu
>as long as you're not a dick you'll at least respawn with a similar life
>every once in a while save some life with the mind reading for good karma to respawn better
>spend most of the time with qt waifu just fucking around
>remake her every time I respawn
Perfect life.
>>27871972
If you get the cabin you can spend a good year in whatever place you want.
It's vague as hell too what that even means. Could you move houses in the same city within a year and be fine?
>>27872144
What would you?
>>27872176
Not him but my I have played enough Paradox and Total War games to know more about planning than any phd in history, political sciences and military strategy.
>>27872051
>sounds tedious
>having a girl in every city
>tedious
>not the dream
you're just fucked man i don't have nothin more to say to you
>can't have power in the city
>immortal and indestructible
what is stopping me from one-man genociding the city and becoming the king?
>>27872371
Getting knocked out and then life imprisonment
>>27872215
>Horsehair, Chicken and Cat: The Continuing Adventures of Unrelated Words in Order To Make What Would Otherwise be a Textless Reaction Image Post Postable
>>27872387
I assume getting knocked out counts as being harmed.
You're not only indestructible you straight up can't be hurt in any way by anything. They can't even life imprison you because you could eventually fucking chew your way through the bars with your indestructible pain immune teeth.
>>27872371
this >>27872387
just cause you are immortal doesn't mean you cant be captured
hot OC coming through
>>27872215
he fell for the video games are super educational meme
>>27872465
chikin tenders plox
>>27872440
see
>>27872434
you literally can't contain someone who is completely unharmable. the only way you could stop the city guy is to somehow find out his weakness
They're all complete shit except the chicken.
>>27872469
he thinks he is serious
>>27872465
>cucking fetish
>no way i'm going to have a meaningful relationship in the next 10 years anyway
What sort of tendies are they?
>>27871047
Emperor and technocrat. In a sense I'm already preparing myself for that in real life since I joined the army and am finishing my political science phd (my bachelor's and master's were in economics).
>tfw since I'd be immortal I'd be able to become the real God-Emperor.
>>27872465
No gf since I'm doing that in real life already.
>>27872516
>catch the immortal
>attach magnets to feet and hands
>put into magnetic field and stretch each limb apart
problem solved, enjoy the rest of your life
All-knowing with Mani. I mean, since I know every possibility of world states (definition of akashic records) I'll know to whom and what I can tell everything without getting bad karma.
>>27871047
Adventurer with the cabin and antenna.
>>27872516
Not being harmed doesn't make you super man retard
>guys, retard is chewing on the bars and clawing the walls
>oh well, I guess we only have years to worry about it and we can always completely restrain him and force feed him with a tube while he's picking at the concrete
>I respect that idiot so much
>>27872465
True loved sounded pretty good until the cucking part, so I choose the tendies
>>27872465
Tendies and with my unlimited supply of delicious tendies I open a restaurant and make enough money that I can live a hikkikomori lifestyle
>>27872566
What are you aiming for, senpai?
Why would you join the army instead of the air force or the navy?
>>27871047
Adventurer with map and companion is the best. Me and my animal friend would explore every corner of the earth together.
>>27872762
Why would you want an animal that you can only love for two years, has to sleep when you don't and can't go places that you can?
>>27872786
Only Human is for 2 years but you're right. They can die and then i'll be upset. Change that to a cabin so i can be comfy when i want to.
>>27872654
If you actually used your head, you could read the part that says you're immune to everything. There is no fucking way you could catch me if I rigged myself with explosives and walked around with a machine gun, which I could literally take from any military institution armed with nothing but a knife/gun from a gunstore. Oh, you guys are ganking me in sheer numbers? Thats cool ill just detonate myself and keep walking, then pick up another weapon. Dump glue or fast setting concrete on me? That's cool my clothese can never get dirty so nothing can set/bond to it etc ad infinitum. Lel
>>27872944
The advent of digital technology kind of negates the map doesn't it?
desu anyone who does not pick emperor is a cuck
>ultimate alpha
>not victim to emotions
>enlightened on the only subjects that really maters
>pussy all over you because we know how women work
>power to change a miserable universe
Traveler
>running away from your problems
>watching a miserable world not being able to do anything
Enlightened
>hur dur I know everything, to bad 99% of knowledge is useless
>cant even really change anything
>still feels pain and ages
>literally living normal life
>get to chill with a diff bro each time but no grantee you'll even rmbr the good times
>basically the stoner choice
City Fag
>no power lol
>cant leave unless you get some ordinance which doesnt really help
>ultimate NEET choice, its like having a dream room on a larger scale
MFNW
>you basically do not exist
>get to not exist every life, wow sounds dope
>hur der i can rape all i want, k well dont come to me when that gets broing
>>27873026
might as well go enlightened and pick kali
even if you are going to be an edge lord you'll still only be able to destroy one city and die if you leave
>>27873031
not that anon but it says this map has every known destination even those lost in the past. Sure you might be able to use google but there will always be gems you wont find, this also lets you find places once discovered then lost which sounds dope. not only that but its auto updated so yu'll never run out of places
>>27873230
Yeah, but you can mark every location with precision using an altimeter, GPS and a device to store the information with. Being able to speak with anyone you've met at any time isn't feasible by normal means at any time in the near future.
>sheeple don't realize these are REAL choices they are making right now
>>27873159
>>watching a miserable world not being able to do anything
You can influence it with your knowledge.
Why would I want to be tied down to one positions when I can learn to do everything?
>>27873530
Original poster here. Chose adventure because i don't care for people no need for communication. Whats the point of the dreaming when i want to see the world. The map allows to go anywhere that has ever existed. it will mark down buried treasure, ancient ruins. Atlantis would be on there too. Technology wont find me things that hasn't been recorded in recent history. Cabin so i can chill around Japan when i want some down time.
>>27873538
this
all these are exaggerated life choices that symbolize practice paths you can take
notice that none of the options involves shit posting and sitting at your compute 24/7
>>27873026
Except it's not immune to everything retard and where are you getting this bullshit about your clothes?
Not being harmed doesn't mean "durr hurr a car hits me and the car gets sliced in half" you still get bounced around you just don't suffer damage
I mean we could just throw a net over you to stop you
Edgelords, they turn into that kid on the play ground that makes all these excuses as to why he wasn't really tagged
All Knowing
>peaceful life
>room to change stuff up you arnt looked into any position
>your memories will eventually build it
>you live in a personal utopia, you literally know everything
Anyone have more images like this? I love reading them and making choices.
What are these types of images called i love them
>>27874355
>>27874247
le mystical choices meme
>>27873719
>Atlantis would be on there too
I didn't see that part; how would you get there, though?
>>27874680
Can't die so i just walk there. Bring an underwater flash light and goggles. if that is not possible then go by submarine. Says it will give me what i need to travel. You have to have an imagination for these things.
>>27871047
adventurer
it helps you attain like half the others too
I'd prefer real life to any of those, and that's saying something.
>>27871047
I see you made changes and additions, very nice.
And I still pick The Man from Nowhere. Pic related his ride literally never ends
>>27874859
how so
>>27874894
your life must be 9000/10
>>27874247
>>27874355
CYOA threads on /tg/
>>27872465
No GF
I wouldn't have a relationship anyways and I could use some money
>>27874925
>your life must be 9000/10
Nope. It just doesn't have a massive flaw that invalidates everything else.
>>27874925
>how so
being invincible, immortal, able to travel anywhere, and able to persuade people lets you become emperor or all knowing, and is a slightly shittier version of man from nowhere
the only thing adventurer doesn't let you be is city dweller because it requires staying in one place
>>27871047
EMPEROR
I WANT TO RULE THE NOMRIES WITH AN IRON DICK!
The hardest choice you'll ever make.
>>27871047
Adventurer
I'd wear an edgy cloak and just roam where I please. Literally never die. I can train forever in the wilderness until the end of time. I dont really care for people so attachment isn't an issue. But if my charm my way through life I'm effectively a protagonist.
All Knowing Map
Travel Jump Watch
Uncover the mysteries of earth, and hopefully find my own adventure right down to a kick ass final boss.
City dweller with Affluent population
>>27875033
Not really.
Grey is the only choice without really a con and is actually worth something.
>>27875033
Going for the Gold! I'm going to be the prettiest fucking pretty boy ever. Other ones look kinda meh because the only escapism is drugs and that's shit-tier.
>>27875033
I would pick Teal - Longevity. Bearing witness to how everything unfolds would be amazing, and given that much time, I could accomplish a lot of things - I could learn many skills, languages, amass wealth, travel the world, fall in and out of love... It would be a beautiful thing, tinged with sadness. But worth it all the same.
>>27875033
fucking gold dude
ill make money from being a model and be famous idiot who does nothing for it but exist. i'll sit in my room playing video games and when ever i want to fuck i will go to the bar and be myself and FUCK some fucking SLUT with a big ass and then tell her to fuck off and she will still think im THE BEST because i LOOK GOOD lol whajt a retardx
>>27875033
Teal easy
>>27875033
the cons for orange and purple already apply to most people here anyway
>>27875033
I don't understand the con on purple. What does that have anything to do with gaining $25 million instantly?
>>27871047
No fucking where
>>27875509
$25 million is practical, the rest are mostly not. And so, the fact that you missed out on some opportunities that money can't buy and are impossible to achieve in reality all for the sake of "money" will haunt you.
>>27875540
i still dont see the appeal of this
>>27875033
teal
lol the cons are not cons
Adventurer with traveling companion and cabin, no question. Use my immortality to learn languages through immersion and than any random thing I get interested in.
>>27871047
The man from nowhere with the guiding light: the ultimate in the surreal
>>27872465
Fuck it, I pick tenders.
>>27875419
>choose teal
>die in five years
At least everyone else is joining you soon...
>death is not an option
could you become an unstoppable one-man army if you pick emperor?
Man from Nowhere.
Become a shadow watching and influencing humanity for as long as there are trains in existence.
Not sure which I want more, guiding light would be all kinds of useful, but having something that worked both as a instant health potion and hypno tonic would be pretty sweet.
I lean towards the cocktail because waiting for injuries and shit to heal sucks total ass
How come Adventure gets two but every other one just gets one?
Would basically spend my days zipping around the earth standing eye witness to historic events as they unfold.
If I got bored with that I could spend my time trolling the shit out of people, being a freelance spy, or literally anything I want.
The only down side it it would be very lonely so I would have to learn to deal with many lifetimes of solitude, occasionally broken by short clingy unhealthy relationships that are doomed to fail and be forgotten.
I think it would be worth it for the total freedom of being no one brings.
You would probably quiclly be stopped if you went rampaging alone.
But because of your lack of emotion and mind set on rule, probably would not want to since it would not further your goals. Only set them back.
>>27875033
white desu
>>27875033
>Pick yellow
>Start sex cult
>Have more descendants then Genghis Khan
>???
>Prophet
I think I just figured out a loop hole in Man from Nowhere.
>No one will remember 1 hour after they last interact with you OR ANY OF YOUR CREATIONS
So what if you gave someone something you made like a ring or pendent?
As long as they kept it on them they would remember you until they took it off.
With this loop hole in mind one could use this to do anything from long cons, to have friendships, to even forming secret societies.
>>27877798
m8 is wearing something really interacting with it?
probs just applies to consciously being aware of
>>27871047
Ez. All knowing so if reincarnation meme is real I can keep on tracking the love of my life forever and abuse karma in calculated way to favor me and her. I would fail to be amused but it's trivial since I am already not amused by many things. Fair retribution for mutual love that I have never acted upon. But would in next life.
>>27875033
The way I'm reading yellow is that for me, the entire world would turn into 2D QTs.
I'm ok with that. Even the gay part, because desu I have no problem with gay people and just don't find dudes attractive, but if I did then whatever.
>>27872144
>chooses super power that makes you a great leader
>what makes you think you would succeed EDGELORD HUR DUUURR
Really getting tired of all the stupid people in this board
>>27871047
>City dweller
>Affluent population
God mode activated
>>27871613
the city expands into space.
and what about a traveling city?
Emperor/economist.
I would finally get my fantasy of conquering the galaxy.
>>27871913
what does conn mean?
The Man From No Where, because I want to be invisible and observe others and teleporting is pretty cool desu senpai. I feel never tired, ill or get hurngy, I do like that.
>>27871047
Man from Nowhere is the only real choice for a robot.
>>27875033
>>27871047
Grey button and adventurer+map+cabin.
>>27871913
best grill hands down
originalu
Adventurer with an all knowing map and a comfy cabin
so my regular life is pretty good compareed
>>27871184
This
The war never ends
>>27871047
>ITT: picking everything but all knowing
>having the ability to create and learn anything and no ones using it
>gives you the ability to start again everytime
>doesn't give you some autismo life
>literally the least edgy one
What is wrong with you people?
>>27871047
I'd be the man from no where
So i could rape, rape, and rape!
>>27871183
My thoughts are exactly
>>27872144
The Emperor's superpowers?
You have to be a total cuck not to pick that, honestly. It's not comprehensible how someone would reject everything one could strive for in life- power, money, respect, love.
>>27871047
>War is never the best option
>Harms 'stability'
Someone has been playing too many shitty map painting simulators and hasn't done enough actual historical research tbqh
>>27872144
Wow what a fucking retard.
>>27872465
Gimme the succubus or the NO GF package
Both are good for me
Can't believe how many of you fags picked the tendies
>>27884752
explain how the other options are better than tendies
