> meet a cool chick at work. get her number
> wait 3 days before hitting her up
> send her text in pic related
> 4 hours later no response
> 0 points to gryffindor
> why did I go that route
> just end my life senpai
>>27870858
>yea! ten points to gryffindor if you can remember my name
wow
commento originali
>>27870858
>0 points to gryffindor
top kek
>>27870858
holy shit nigga, just tell her who you are
>>27870858
Children, this is autism.
I'm commenting again, I hope this isn't real
>>27870858
>harry potter references
>>27870858
>uses incorrect grammar to seem laid back
>apostrophes
fuck lmao
Well she obviously can't remember your name.
What do?
>>27870858
She doesn't know your name and didn't want to get it wrong to possible offend you. You should have just told her.
should i ever hit her up again
Why would you ever do something like this OP?
On the spectrum
I don't know dude
Just become obsessive about saying the right thing to the point of bein cripplingly anxious and this spaghetti happens. Should I just forget this one
>yea! ten points to gryffindor if you can remember my name
Every time, robot. Every time
kek what a moron. She has no idea who you are and you're playing games. It's creepy af you retard.
You blew it before it even began and any message you will send her from now on will seem even more creepy
>>27870858
It's okay brah, you messed up but at least she doesn't know who you are
I guess the only catch is you can't text her with the number you have
Also get out you normie ree
>>27871386
"lol I'm kidding it's [name here], it's totally cool if you don't remember. wanna grab lunch some time?"
best I can do with what I'm working with
>>27870858
just go on and tell her your name and say that means 10 points to Slytherin
god how hard is it to cover up a joke that didn't go well
No she cant remember your name so she probly will feel bad and forget.harry potter.joke.
She.might even enjoyed the joke just text her your name saying of course she doesnt rememver ypur name lol. Anyways wanna do something?
>>27870858
>>27870858
>>27870858
LMAO 10 points to gryffindor?? Cmon son.
is it 'harry'?
if its not harry then you're a fucking moron
dude I am cringing
what a fucking faggot.
Wtf, man, she thinks you're still 12. Cut that Harry Potter shit. Best solution: move on, forget about her.
>>27870858
>10 points to Gryffindor
Jesus fucking Christ man just stop
>Not identifying yourself in the first text
>Asking her to guess
>Harry Potter reference
Good job, famalam.
>>27870858
just delete her number and never talk to her again,not even in office .
holy kekness
just so you know she took a screenshot and will show her friends.
on the bright side she didn't care about you enough to remember your name, so you'll just be seen as an anonymous creep
>>27870858
Ypu can still recover OP. Just tell her you'll remind her what your name is when you take her out on a date. And for the love of god stop using exclamation marks and apostrophes in place of gs
>>27870898
Is that Japanese?
Commentu oligional des
Hit her back w this gonna cease all contact now idk I tried senpai
>>27872518
>Chase
Oh god, she can smell the beta on you.
>>27872518
>wicked slow
Holy fuck dude kill yourself quick
>>27872561
Chase
>ChasTe
as in, VIRGIN
>>27872518
>chase
'spergers confirmed
>>27872518
>no surprise if you don't remember my name
>wicked
Ok so you mention that you are not worth remembering and who says wicked??? Delete her number and next time don't try so hard.
>>27872518
holy fuck man
first you act like a beta weirdo and then you do literally the ONLY thing that could make things worse by apologizing for being a beta weirdo and kowtowing to her
just end your life amigo, this is an absolutely embarrassing level of desperation
For fuck sake. I am so glad I'm not like thi . I just lurk here, Op more pls I am dying
>>27872518
>wicked slow
you're done kid
>saw literally nothing wrong with what OP said until people pointed it out
hold me robots, i think i have the tism
Yea idk if I'm fully done kinda feel like everyone in this thread is more of a faggot sperglord than I'll ever be at least I have a full time job and I interact w people on a daily basis
>>27872518
Chase. The only kids named Chase in school were spastics. Good to see it's still the case.
>>27872518
Are you from Maine? Only excuse for using wicked
>>27872518
Hey man, I didn't think you did too badly. Sorry you got so much hate. Better luck next time.
>>27872935
Shut up Chase.
>at least when I humiliate myself, I do it publicly, unlike you autists
>>27872935
>ten points to fucking gryffindor
Better luck next time OP. You can't win them all, but I guess that's just...the thrill of the chase
>>27872935
At least I'm not named something stupid like Chase.
>>27872980
His texts are now on Tumblr, with the caption "ugh, creepers". Could be worse.
>>27872518
good lord. please use this as a valuable learning experience if you don't want to die alone.
>>27873081
Lol link
Also fuck you faggots forever
>ten points to gryffindor
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
>>27873050
Nice pun.
Blox
>>27870858
It's okay anon I did similar
>go to first college party
>get group of girls numbers because I wanted friends
>text them in a group chat the next day
>no one responds
>tfw I look back and realize I'm retarded
>>27870858
Did she ever reply back?
>>27872518
you cucked yourself big time m8
If op is handsome, she will reply. Seen worse
>>27872518
>wicked slow
You can't make this shit up senpai
>>27872518
That's going over board mate!
>>27873458
>posts on r9k
>handsome
lol wut
>>27873458
This is as handsome as most men on /r9k/ get. At least the one in pic related isn't a fucking landwhale.
>>27873324
oh god wait what's wrong with this
are you supposed to wait longer
or was the point that you shouldn't have texted them at all
none of what you did sounds wrong to me, explain the right course of action because this shit is confusing
>>27872935
Whats that, she hasn't replied to you back? Its your fault to allow yourself to be a poof.
So why don't you stop whinging and cheer the fuck up.
>>27873572
not that guy, but in group chat, you can see everyone who was contacted.
>>27873572
he texted them all at once instead of having an intimate convo with them one at a time
>>27873621
>>27873635
alright, that makes sense thanks m8s
>>27873572
Eh I probably should've put more info into it
>passed my phone around and told them to put their numbers in
>barely talked to them
basically you need to be careful with this type of thing. they didn't actually like me much. they were just drunk so they put it in my phone
it's really hit and miss but you should make sure the girl actual likes you as a person if you're going to try it
like instead of just telling her to put your number in you should propose something and then get her number as a way to contact her
like if there's some interesting concert for a band you both like that'd be a good excuse
overall, the person needs to want to talk to you even when sober for it to work
and I didn't do that
>>27870858
if you start a convo with hey you already lost
>>27870858
also want to add, judging by you trying to give her "points" if she remembers your name, means that you were thinking that she wouldnt remember you because who would. You need to stop being a beta and take some fucking action
yea originally she told me she was off Sunday at 5 so I shoulda just waited til then, my friend told me I should play a game and try and get her to guess my name and my coworker told me I should have texted her already. Ultimately I shouldn't have listened to anyone other than the bottle of Seagrams 7 I'm about to crush when I get off work. Maybe I'll still hit her up this weekend
>>27870936
>He doesn't understand that phones automatically add apostrophes
WEW LAD, time to update your memes
>>27873703
Hey is 100x better than "hi" or "hello"
Well all in all thanks r9k for bein a bunch of dicks and making me feel a lot worse about all this. Keep it up senpai...in 20 minutes I'll be off work and attempting to crush a fifth as hard as I can and I hope we'll all be hearing from each other soon
>>27871463
>"Wanna GRAB some CHOW at NOON?"
>>27874697
10 points to griffindor
>>27873703
What kind of autism is this?
Should he say sup or salutations
>>27870858
>>yea! ten points to gryffindor if you can remember my name
you're fucking done, made me verbally keke
>>27872518
>my name is C H A S E
>wicked slow
>wicked
>slow
>>27872935
>I spend my time slaving for jews therefore Im better then everyone else
kill yourself
>>27870858
>Falling for the wait 3 days meme
Pic very related
>>27874855
Don't listen to the NEETs anon most of us are not actually happy or proud
Keep chugging along famalam you're moving in the right direction
protip though, avoid texting or typing with grills in general. It is ALWAYS better to talk in person or on the phone with a girll, even if you sperg a little while doing it.
>>27875140
Yeah also don't fall for the 3 day meme again
>>27874855
This trip fag lmao>>27874855
>>27870858
Next time a chick asks what your name is just tell her, They don't want to be played with or play 20 questions with you.
Also when a chick gives you her number you should call her the next day not wait 3 days, Waiting just says you are either too beta to call or not interested in her.
>look through my phone to see when the last time i texted a girl was
>it was literally 2011
>>27871088
You should never talk to women again.
>>27875353
might be time to buy a new phone matey.
2011 was a decent year though, I landed a temp job that lasted a whole month that year.
>>27875353
If my mom counts, then mine was 3 days ago. If my mom doesn't count, it was 3 weeks ago for a class project. If that sort of thing doesn't count, then it was never.
>>27875406
>>27875353
I have literally never talked to a woman in private chat. Never in my entire life.
I compensate for that by having a fake profile on Tinder and then talking to women. When I talk to them for a prolonged amount of time, I forget about the fact that I am fake and actually think that they like ME for being ME.
It's actually quite nice having girls actually like you. Although they don't know it's you.
>>27875480
You should just put your face on tinder or some other site like POF.
Granted if your an ugly guy your not gonna land a super model but you might get lucky and find a girl that likes you and doesn't mind if your weird.
You don't know how to talk to females
It's okay takes practice
>>27875530
To be honest, my entire life I thought I was at least average looking, lately I even thought I was above average. I thought my lack of success with women is owed to my social isolation and lack of friends. But when I made a Tinder profile recently, I got a hard reality check and it hit me hard.
I literally liked almost every girl. I liked about 1000 girls or so. I did it everyday for a long while.
You know how many matches I got? Zero. Fucking zero.
I want to die.
>>27875221
>>27875142
>>27872935
>he got so angry he had to samefag to make himself seem even partially correct
go earn your boss his new boat already. degenerate
Nah I didn't same post fuck you
And yea I should have just called I'm a fag for texting
>>27872518
She;s already texted Jess and fucking him
just keep texting her "pls respond" until she responds or puts a restraining order on you
>>27872518
Delete yourself from existence please.
