>you will never go food shopping with TayTay.
Is there a worst feel?
>TayTay has to buy her own groceries
>>27870274
>""""""people"""""" find her attractive
>>27870274
I don't get the obsession with her. I really, really don't. Her face looks weird and her body isn't at all apealing apart from the legs. Please explain what's so attractive about her.
Wait, hang on. What does someone like Swift even listen to?
>>27870274
I'd rather go coffin shopping with TrayTray to be quite honest m'lord.
>TayTay will NEVER step on your balls
JDIMSA
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>Food Shopping
This phrase is used in some parts of NJ. Where else do people use this phrase?
>>27870338
death grips at max volume
>>27870274
Seems like scoliosis
desu
>>27870351
The US you retard
>>27870309
just means that status = attractive
She looks bummed
>>27870299
>what are staged events to make her seem more relatable
>>27870274
>ywn fatten up taytay
>>27870274
>TFW this is probably TayBro from the other day
I still have those "Don't talk to me or my tay ever again!" pics saved
>>27870274
>tfw one day me and TayTay will walk through the produce section of Whole Foods discussing arugula and listening to vaporwave.
She is a slut, so don't really give a fuck.
>>27870274
Jesus chrit her posture is disgusting.
>>27870625
I think the lettuce is scaring the neckbeards.
>>27870274
does she have scoliosis or something?
Bet her back is fucked up from wearing heels all the time
>>27870707
Scoliosis is where the spine curves to the side. If it's curved forward it's kyphosis.
her back is fine. r9k is just not used to thin women.
>>27870274
She looks like a fucking alien >>27870338
Herself
>>27870309
Maybe because she is.
>tfw after me and TayTay are done stocking up on veggies, we will go to Restoration Hardware and discuss armories.
>>27870274
Yes.
Literally anything else is better than having anything to do with her.
Holy fuck her neck
She looks like one of those velociraptors from Jurassic Park
>>27870992
That's what humans look like when they only have one chin fampai.
>>27870337
>I don't get the obsession with her
>>27871026
I know, right?
Why does TayTay trigger r9k manchildren?
>>27871026
this is the only picture ive seen of her looking sexy
>>27870337
>I don't get the obsession with her. I really, really don't.
Let's see, hmmm;
White, Blonde, Blue-Eyed, Tall, Young, Talented, Can Cook, Keeps in Shape, Dresses Well, Clean, No Tattoo's, No Filthy Language, Proud of Her Heritage, Real Estate Tycoon, Owns Multiple Businesses, Believes in God, Is Genuinely a Nice Person, Donates Time to Charities, Helps People in Need, Is Filthy Stinking Rich (500 million +)
Yep, I can't figure out why anyone would find her appealing, nope.
>>27871095
Because Taylor looks young and pure, despite taking nigger dicks.
she should put on 40lbs desu senpai
>>27871551
Why? She's fine the way she is.
>>27871798
high test, breh
>>27871522
This anon speaks the truth.
oreganaoz
>>27870274
>Is there a worst feel?
Having to read your posts.
>>27871542
Nope. TayTay dates upper class white boys.
and maybe some female models (I aint mad at you Tay)
>>27870841
>Maybe because she is.
Kek
>>27872067
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
YOU REALLY BURN'D HIM THERE ANON
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
ECKS DEE
>>27871551
fuck off fatso. she looks great.
>>27871808
aka low standards tbqh.
>>27871522
>proud of her heritage
ayy originanu
>>27872205
>omg she hugged some gay back up dancer
pure neckbeard
feels excellent man
>>27870480
oh wow, this has to be the 4th time ive seen OPs post and this fucking picture with this exact post. what the fuck is going on here? pretty sure ive said this before too for the second time.
>>27872216
Serious, why does TayTay trigger the r9k manboys so much? It's pretty funny.
>>27871808
Did someone just say high test?original ccfe
>>27872117
>high test
>low standards
sure thing, beta lord
>>27872383
Any other pseudoscience you buy into to try and justify fucking fat chicks?
>>27870337
Her mediocre looks are all apart of her appeal. Go watch some of her videos and you'll get the idea.
She presents herself as vulnerable, clumsy, shy, and hopelessly romantic, but also still moderately good looking and confident. She embodies all the qualities that insecure teenage girls would like to think they have, and all the qualities that insecure grown men would like in a girlfriend.
If she was super hot and pretty instead of gangly and pig-nosed, her schtick wouldn't work because ugly teenage girls would have a hard time relating to her, and lonely men would have a hard time believing she'd ever find them attractive.
>>27872205
Have you ever seen the physique of a dancer?
Lel that isn't one
>>27872685
>Her mediocre>>27872685
>If she was super hot
>If she was super hot and pretty instead of gangly and pig-nosed
Nigga please. Here she is on the cover of Vogue. She's not the cartoonish kind of attractive hillbillies are into. She lithe and graceful.
>>27872705
I'd bet that is a dancer. I'm certain he's gay.
I still don't know who Taylor Swift is. Must be a murican thing.
>>27872841
Please. She is one of the 5 most famous women in the world.
>>27871026
>copyrighting a shit photo
>>27872303
oh wow, this has to be the 4th time ive seen OPs post and this fucking picture with this exact post. what the fuck is going on here? pretty sure ive said this before too for the second time
what the fuck is going on
>>27872673
>le all girls with actual tits are fat
Don't you have to post some boytrannies in a "Only 10/10" thread somewhere?
>>27872232
Is that really her? She has the same little dot on the nose
>>27872975
so are you actually stupid enough to believe 'high test' is a real thing, or no?
>>27872978
>Is that really her?
I've got a beach house in Nebraska to sell you anon.
>>27872999
I'm not the high test guy, but here's another pic of a disgusting morbidly obese woman I would like to fuck
>ew fat chicks
>>27873082
Again, cartoonish hillbilly tastes.
Those ridiculous udders will be below here knees before she's 35.
>>27872861
I found her on YouTube. Just an ugly cunt, making shit music. Like all those famous murican female singers before her.
I know why I listen to Babymetal instead of this shit.
>>27873110
>Those ridiculous udders will be below here knees before she's 35
This argument doesn't really trigger me anon you need to do better. She looked better before she lost weight, and even then she wasn't fat. The proportions are weird now.
Get smothered
>>27870274
OP I don't really care about Taylor but I have reached somewhat of a truce with her, so let me be a brobot and contribute another pic.
>>27873224
It almost like a cartoon version of an actual woman. I'm guessing you're a virgin
I also suspect (pic related)
So you've decided to back off your 'high test' nonsense?
>>27873110
>Those ridiculous udders will be below here knees before she's 35.
i assume you're a health professional and have seen this happen yes?
i ask because pic related is 37 and her tits look just fine
>>27873367
Are you serious? That girl is a fat pig. 2/10. Nasty.
>>27873405
>being gay unironically
>>27873405
It's flyover country. There are so many fat women their they've become conditioned to it. Hence the 'high test', 'thick', 'curves' bullshit. Yes, it's nasty.
>>27873448
Dude, that girl is a straight up fat. I wouldn't touch her either.
The mental gymnastics these betas go through to try and justify fucking hippos is staggering.
>>27873469
I don't mind. We can have all the hot girls. I don't care if they keep their disgusting pigs.
>>27873367
Are you serious anon? That girl is 50+ lbs overweight.
>>27873352
I told you I'm not the high test guy. Sadly your projecting is inaccurate but I enjoy seeing you struggle with all your might like a bug on its back. You can call her cartoon version all you want but these women exist.
Here's September Carrino, another regular
>>27873513
And the hot girls they do have will wind up moving to NY or California.
>>27873525
Why do all girls with big tits have hideous faces?
Out of my sight.
>>27873505
what makes you think i care if you wont fuck her? i was just pointing out her age and her tits arent below her knees
learn to read
>>27873523
yeah so? gets me hard, thats all i care about
>>27873525
You're posting caricatures.
Have you ever even spoken to an actual woman?
>>27873575
>yeah so? gets me hard, thats all i care about
Hillbilly confirmed. One life to live and you're fucking fat asses. Smh.
>>27873616
>Hillbilly confirmed
not american, try again
>Smh
>niggerspeak
opinion discarded
>>27873595
Yes my uni is filled to the brim will smaller chested girls. Again, it's a real person not a cartoon or caricature.
Maybe it was cruel of me to immediately hit you with Rachel and September, let's take it easy for this round with Katerina.
>>27873642
if it walks like a ....., and talks like a ....., it might just be a .....
>>27873687
This one is at least attractive. Not fat and not some genetic freak.
>>27873693
>i posted a fedora tip
>that makes me right
nice meme
>if it walks like a ....., and talks like a ....., it might just be a .....
vintage meme bro
have all my upboats XDD
>>27873763
You seem to think this is some kind of argument. Meanwhile you earnestly thought this beast was hot:
>>27873367
What dump of a country do you live in?
>>27872780
I'm not who you were replying to, and I think tay's actually a cute girl but to me this vogue cover doesn't cast her in her best light. Her face also looks a bit manly, not her usual cute self.
>>27873784
>You seem to think this is some kind of argument
well you thought *le quacks like a duck* was an argument so you cant really talk shit m8
>What dump of a country do you live in?
new zealand
>>27873828
>new zealand
In NZ, they don't think this constitutes being fat?
>>27873367
>>27872780
Yeah, that's definitely a pig-nose, and her limbs are thin and long, so yeah, she's pig-nosed and gangly. Just because those traits are not objectively unappealing to everyone does not mean that she does not possess them.
I think she's hot. But that probably has a lot to do with the fact that she's not "hot" hot.
>>27873717
In that case let us cool down with a "real" woman. You know she's real because she's on movie screens.
People always told me that women like Rachel are not real, that women like these don't exist. I was about to accept my fate but... I couldn't stop dreaming, anon. I saved many many pics to remind myself that somewhere out there, they exist. My friend once described the boobs of another girl as "giant" but when I met her it was maybe a C cup. I then showed her a picture of Rachel and she reacted exactly like some of you in here, yelling that boobs like that don't even count because they're not "real". She couldn't calm down for days.
>>27873846
>In NZ, they don't think this constitutes being fat
i never said she wasnt fat, all i said was her tits werent below her knees like this >>27873110
faggot was saying
also how would i know what the normalfags say about fat people?
>>27873853
>objectively
PUHlesse.
You're 'gangly' is another man's long and lithe. The pig nose thing is just weird. WTF are you going on about?
She was a fucking A&F model, and is the CoverGirl spokeswoman. She's dated several handsome multi-millionaires.
You're just running your mouth.
99% of the women on the planet would kill to look like that.
>>27870405
I believe the term here is usually "grocery shopping"....
Maybe an east coast thing?
>>27873879
Amanda Seyfried? Yeah, she's hot.
The other women you posted are statistical outliers. You're like Russ Meyers. BTW . Women like that age like absolute shit. Me and my friends call the 'tomatoes' because they're only ripe for a short time.
>>27870274
Why would I want to go shopping with a fucking giraffe though?
>>27873907
She's wearing a corset. IRL that woman would look sloppy as shit. Never mind the stretch marks, cellulite, varicose veins, BO etc.
>>27874002
>You're like Russ Meyers. BTW
I was just about to bring him up next. I understand your aging argument but really, who cares about anything anymore after 35. Usually women will bring up the sagging yeah. We can capture these tomatoes on pictures and videos forever.
Here's another Taylor to end this boob journey.
>>27874092
One day you're going to be over 35 Anon. When it's time to go to the office xmas party do you really want to show up w/ a wife whose ass looks like cottage cheese, and whose tits look like drooping door knockers?
>>27870274
Getting flayed alive would be worse feel, among many other things.
>>27874121
Yep. A woman with TayTay's body is still going to be hot at 35.
>>27874165
Why so angry Anon?
ocxx
>>27874121
>implying I will ever have a wife or a nice office job with parties
I totally get what you're saying but the ghost of Russ Meyers is haunting me and won't go away. Women like Sophie would probably make for more "elegant" party dates but what can a guy do. Maybe I will find some middle-ground, something around Seyfried-tier.
>>27874054
>She's wearing a corset
yeah so? ive seen her naked belly and it still gets me hard
>>27874054
>Never mind the stretch marks
seen her naked and haven't seen any stretchmarks, there are way to fix that if she did anon :)
>cellulite,
haven't seen it
>varicose veins
like i said ive seen her nakedlike alot of peopleand i have seen any like that
>BO
>only skinny women know how to shower
i really don't understand what you're trying to prove man
>>27873988
What? Always heard food shopping since there are other places to buy food other than the grocery store
>>27874260
fuck off with you fat ass shit. fats fucking repulsive. Stop trying to normalize it.
>>27874358
>Stop trying to normalize it.
how am i normalizing it? i just jerk off to them
jeez anon take your meds
>>27874397
nasty. when did you give up on life?
>>27870352
>implying taytay is aware of or likes /mu/ meme bands
>>27874427
>when did you give up on life
i believe it was the year 2253
but ill be dead so it wont matter
what about you? arguing so vehemently on an sad face stop motion picture forum, trying to change what another man finds attractive must mean you have too much time on your hands
>>27872685
Lad does her shirt say "jewess"
Jesus this thread is a war zone
What's up with /r9k/ having so much shit taste in women?
>Jennifer Lawrence
>Scarlet Johansson
>this bitch
Please stop this meme.
>>27874463
Tay is an active memer though
>>27872205
Remembering how her people enslaved the Negro and is expressing her thanks at meeting a descendant of the slaves owned by her family
>>27871522
Dubs speaks the truth
All Hail
