>8x6" cock, hard as diamonds, can cum multiple times and keep going
>too socially retarded to ever get to use it
anybody else know this feel
I'm 6.5" mate and look bigger than that.
>>27869311
That is not his actual penis you retard.
>>27869290
nope
i wish i knew that feel. the only feels i have is that im human garbage
I have a virgin pussy, but I'm too socially retarded to get a bf or even friends and would surely hate myself if I ever tried one night stands
I'm almost always horny as fuck and whenever I'm alone with a guy I always secretly hope he does something to me
I passed my mid 20s already
>>27869347
are you fat or eat badly and have greasy hair/acne? there's no way a girl is older than 25 and a virgin
>>27869429
neither
I'm just very, very socially retarded
to the point even a 4chan threads full of Finns called me too autistic ha
>>27869290
>cut
Damn shame. I agree penises that color are the best.
>>27869491
ill give you my dong if you live in midwest US
>>27869491
Be my autistic gf
>>27869290
>7.5 in cock
>cum right quick
>play around until hard again
>impossible to cum a second time
What's wrong with me bros
That was me until I met my socially retarded gf.
>>27869347
>I have a virgin pussy,
read this and got a boner
>>27869520
>and would surely hate myself if I ever tried one night stands
>>27869547
>internet relationships
>>27869347
Ree3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Gtfo roastie
>>27869594
Be my IRL autistic gf
>>27869290
>Yeah 8.5x6.5
>only use it to fap almost daily
>basically because of the stuff you said
>>27869347
You need a slow,mature, guiding hand.
Come here BB
>>27869612
but we probably don't even live close to each other
>>27869606
fuck you
>>27869594
>and would surely hate myself if I ever tried one night stands
who ever said it'd be just one night? I'd dong you for weeks. we can practice on each other, you can learn the way of the dong and ill learn the way of the vagoo
im socially retarded too so we could even practice socializing together
>>27869644
I'm in Kansas
>>27869290
girl's would rather be with an ottermode 6'2" chad with tattoos than be with you and your pathetic beta personality, even though your cock is huge
females value status over all else
they can always get their good dick elsewhere. what's important is to be seen with a high-status male
>>27869692
stahp
>I'm almost always horny as fuck
I live in Europe anyway
>>27869699
see above
>>27869740
>tfw 6'3 and ottermode
im still a passive beta who'd rather play with puppies or climb a mountain than go clubbing or some normal shit
>>27869757
where in europe
is it finland
>>27869757
im always horny as fuck too senpai, imagine a 8x6" wang at your disposal at any hour of the day
>europe
fuck, have fun with abdi and halal meats
>>27869347
does that cock in the OP make you wet?
>Small winky.
>Have the charisma/looks to get laid.
> Terrified of a girl laughing at my small dong.
Has single handly fucked up my sex life. E
>>27869740
>guys really delude themselves into thinking that this is a fucking law
>most normie guys aren't chads and yet they have have qt normie gfs anyway
>I still believing in love
>>27869763
to a female's mind, if she can't show you off, what's the point? if you don't like being in public and demonstrating your value, how can she show that she has picked a superior mate?
you are an accessory to her fantasy. to her instagram lifestyle. to her facebook followers. to her snapchat stories.
introverted or shy men who resist being thrust in the spotlight make women rage. they want to show off their toys.
>>27869779
Yes
>>27869788
fuck you too
Just do porn you fucking retard
You will literally get paid to fuck 9s and 10s
>>27869839
oh screw that failure at english language, it was a badly done edit
>>27869855
>men on the internet really believe this bullshit
>>27869839
>i still believing in love
m8 you have cucked yourself and there is nothing i can do for you.
females are all about status and value proposition. ever since the feminist revolution women are only interested in top breed stock and social status, and the same man might not provide both.
this is the world we live in
>>27869875
but I'm >>27869347
and really I see so many normies with cute relationships
perhaps because I haven't been in the 1st world for a long time I haven't seen these girls that only get boyfriends to show off
inb4 bullshit: I am white
>>27869290
>implying women care about a good dick
It just has to be sufficient.
Go gay OP. Men appreciate that shit.
>>27869347
Wy@ bb girl? ;)
>>27869311
>>27869327
and plus that's 8 length and 6 girth
>>27869860
>Get paid to bang 9s and 10s
Not unless he's chad he'll be banging fatties and weird foreign girls and crack whores. Learn how to be likable OP by the way the porn industry has a nasty meth addiction going on with its actors.
>>27869858
doesn surprise me. finns are autists
>>27869874
My girlfriend isn't like that but he's not lying. She hates when I won't be "shown off" to her friends.
>>27869860
>go try to do porn
>end up getting put in a gay porn shoot
>not even the one fucking, be the bottom
>it's painful and unenjoyable
>pay is decent though
>never went back
y-yeah
>>27870013
I'm not a Finn though, I only moved here for studies
and anyway I've been called 'too autistic' by a 4chan thread full of Finns
>>27870044
I'm sure many low quality girls are into that shit but I highly doubt that most/all of them would really choose a guy based on that
>>27869928
hey bb
i met my virgin gf on okcupid and we are together 3 years later and im gonna propose soon
i was gonna hit it and quit it but she turned out to be real wife material (being a virgin was an amazing plus for her) and i haven't touched another woman since i've been with her.
>>27870046
someone that is too autistic for finns
impossible
>>27870078
>i was gonna hit it and quit it
yeah, not very reassuring
>>27870126
well what do you expect with internet shit?
that's what literally all men are going to do, all of the time. hit it and quit it. unless something keeps us around. either the sex is so good we can't leave or we deem you to be wife material.
try to be both.
do you have money?
>put ad on craigslist saying you will pay for blowjobs from girls
>put price in the title, pic of cock optional
>ask them to send you a pic of themselves
young desperate girls will email you depending on how much you're paying (you will get guys too but ignore it). easy
>>27870154
that's why I don't try internet shit
and why I'm alone as fuck
besides I know that I'm not wife material (aside from earning some good money, but yeah, not really something I want to attract people with) because of my crippling autism anyway
>>27870190
just get off /r9k/ and get some cock holy shit
you're making this harder than it needs to be. YOU HAVE A PUSSY
>>27870190
ugh females seriously
all you have to do is show up and literally guys will kill themselves to be with you.
your 'crippling autism' is no barrier to men. seriously just take a shower and don't be fat. even then, plenty of guys are into fat chicks. so just shower.
bam, now you have literally millions of potential bfs and husbands
>>27869800
Same here amigo.
Woman have always made the first move and even directly asked me if I wanted to fuck.
Curse having a small penis. Literally the worst thing that can happen to a guy.
>tfw 6'2, kinda /fit/, and 8 inch cock
>tfw disregard 3dpd and suck my own cock nightly
Feels good. Staying thin and limber enough to suck myself off has been a great fitness motivation. And nothing feels better than brutally facefucking myself.
>>27870246
>>27870233
but it does not work that way even if you think it does
I have tried going on 'Tinder dates' and those always end horribly. Same with 'student events' or social stuff from my jobs.
because I can't interact with people IRL and there is no way to not disappoint with that.
>>27870074
>low quality girls
you mean attractive girls? aka the only girls worth giving a shit about?
there are a lot of special snowflakes out there who have short stupid blue hair and weigh 200 lbs, maybe they don't like attention, but the ones who can actually make my dick happy are mostly attention whores
>Have 7.5" x 6" dick.
>Managed to get it wet a few times
>Extremely sensitive and cum really fast
>Even if I go real slow I cum in 5 minutes tops
>Only time I've made a girl cum is when I'm drunk and can't feel shit down there
>Slight masochist. Enjoy pain
>Feel like I would be better off as a bottom
>Have homoerotic fantasies but disgusted by gay porn
wtf do I do family.
>>27870318
Stop dating normies
>>27869290
yeah senpai desu
>>27870246
>implying she even needs to shower
>>27870318
post a pic of you (no face needed) and we'll be able to tell you if you have any gross deformities
like being ugly. or fat.
I like how you faggots are letting some girl take over a thread about big cock feels.
>>27870318
>"i can't interact with people IRL"
do you think rosties """"interact""""" in any way,shape or form?
>>27870375
I never fucking understood this problem
You know it's not illegal to keep fooling around after you cum, right?
Eat her out, finger her, suck on her and give her some bite marks
Eventually you'll get hard again and be good to go for round 2
>>27869290
>3 inch phallus
>literally cannot stop talking with girls
>as soon as she sees my pecker sher gets ultra horny and wants to ride mu cock for the rest of eternity
Life is cruel brehs
>>27870403
What do you expect? Where do you think you are? Anyone can imitate a girl and get hundreds of (you)s here.
>>27870354
no, I meant normal, qt, quiet girls
IRL I haven't ever met of any of those obese tumblrinas you're talking about
Perhaps some thin ones, but they're very few and have obvious signs of why they should be avoided
>>27870421
It's always the guys with big dicks that are the most dense and stupid when it comes to sex.
What a cruel world.
>>27870403
Happens every time.
You know how the normies keep saying to just get out there and try chatting up women?
That's what the anons are doing. Girl appears and they try taking that normie advice and have a go at chatting her up. You miss every shot you don't take and all that.
It's sad and desperate but we wouldn't be here otherwise.
>>27870190
wana date me?
what's your skype
>>27870464
Even 'quiet' girls receive tons of attention nowadays, especially online
>>27870477
I have a big dick too, tho
>>27870501
Then you need to leave normalfriend.
>>27870557
r9k is literally the greatest place on the internet to brag about shit
I'm not going anywhere
>>27870489
I don't want internet bullshit
>>27870488
at least with guys it is sort of a 'normal' thing, there are sited on the internet like this full of guys in similar situations
but if I try coming to this site everyone just says that I'm attention whoring, and really, is there any other anonymous site for these matters? most sites for women are way too normie and full of bullshit anyway
>>27870388
here are a couple pics, I don't really take pics of myself often
I'm not thin but in the first one I do look fatter than I really am due to the layers of clothing, the temperature was about -25C that day
>>27870666
If you Live in New York City it won't be internet bullshit
>>27870280
Yep it's honestly patheticly hilarious.
There was this fat girl who wanted to bang (Said no cause small)
Then her better looking friend wanted to. (Again no) and the cycle kept happening. Resulted in like 5 girls.
I became some what of a catch cause I was terrified of letting people know I have a small dick
>>27870700
I don't, I live in Finland and I already pointed out in this thread
>>27870666
It's like I can feel the autism coming from the pic on the right.
fuck i wish i had a big dick. rather be a robot with an 8" dick than a robot with a 5" shrimplet
>>27870720
oh, well shit I probably skimmed ov-
>finland
yeah senpai you're screwed.
spurdo sparde mongol
>>27870722
well, in that case it was mostly because of the guy behind me, I could never feel confortable with him around, he was scary as fuck as I left that job due to him
>>27869290
>be me
>does not have OP's impressive dick
>girl I like said she likes me too
feels pretty good
>>27870728
Big dick is instant confidence. You can look at normies and smirk, knowing you've got a bigger dick than them.
>>27870666
> most sites for women are way too normie
because all womyn are normies
just look at you, having males showering themselves at you at the simple mention of your vagina
>>27870793
I know, that's exactly my problem
having a normie gender while being way more autistic than the average 4chan autist
I'm sure I'd be just like those guys if I were a male, but since I'm female sex and men are scary things and I'm supposed to wait for guys to come to me anyway
which isn't working, I'm closer to 30 than to 20
>>27870844
Your autism is not really relevant, there are hordes of dudes willing to date girls more autistic than them, in fact a lot of dudes worship girls simply because they pretend to like autistic shit like video games and anime.
Unless you live in an extremely effeminate, feminist society where even looking at a girl is basically rape, in that case dudes have good reasons to not hit on you.
>>27870844
>being way more autistic than the average 4chan autist
Wew, sure you are slut. Not like le other girls~
>>27870046
hey how do I find an autistic girl to be my gf
>>27870915
oh come on, it's not a special snowflake thing
I really couldn't even talk to people until 22 and I'm a kissless virgin at my age, despite belonging to a gender that is supposedly better at social things
fuck you either way
>>27870890
>lot of dudes worship girls simply because they pretend to like autistic shit like video games and anime
but that's just wanting someone who shares your interests, it has nothing to do with the 'autism' (which I'm just using as a shortcut for complete lacking of social skills). and anyway those situations are just a gender reversed version of pic related anyway
>>27869290
I wish I was you. I'd still be socially retarded and have no gf, but I could still fap non stop all day and maybe suck my own dick. If only...
>>27870996
>I really couldn't even talk to people until 22
Bullshit. It's pathetic that you over-dramatize your little 'shy' stage. Shows how empty and hollow you dumb whores are.
>>27870974
dunno, I haven't really met other ones
I'm sure there have to be plenty just hidden away barely going outside, or getting ignored at their jobs/studies when attending social events
>>27870890
>extremely effeminate, feminist society
How different is Finland to Sweden, anyway?
>>27871039
It's nothing like the caricature 4chan has made Sweden to fuel their cuckold/interracial fetish.
>>27870996
Considering that you are a white, thin white girl then you are most likely attractive enough, unless you have a severe facial deformity. And there are a lot of dudes with pathetically low standards out there, I can't say the same about girls.
>>27871021
you're right in that at least I did talk to one family member regularly, as well as when I was forced to at school
>little 'shy' stage
stage?
I did spend over a year in psychiatric treatment due to that shit ("social phobia"), it would have been more if it weren't because my family was poor as fuck and would rather just let me stay with the computer anyway
>>27871060
>How different is Finland to Sweden, anyway?
Actually Sweden is somewhat similar to the caricature, Stockholm is full of blacks that approach you way too much to talk to you about nothing in particular, or try to steal your shit. Muslims are terrible too.
Finland has a bit of that, but not nearly as many as Sweden, at least in Finland it is possible to feel safe.
>>27869347
Where do you live? I can be your boyfriend. ;)
>>27871130
>Stockholm is full of blacks that approach you way too much to talk to you about nothing in particular
Your telling me the big city is full of minority scum? Wow it's every big city ever. I guess 4chan was right about how every Somali is impregnating Blonde, blue eyed pre-teens.
>>27871067
>I can't say the same about girls
some girls do though, I've seen some dating really funny looking dudes (not even rich dudes in case you're thinking about that). I wonder if it's about 'good sex' or something
>>27870996
You have plenty of orbiters in this very thread who would love to have you. Why are you rejecting them?
>>27871164
Well, I've been in only 4 countries so far and Sweden was by far the worst in that sense, but well, maybe I haven't traveled enough anyway.
>>27871186
I am not rejecting anyone, aside from the fact that I don't want 'online relationships' because those are bullshit.
>>27871159
Finland
>>27871204
But everyone here is only showing attention to you because they want to be your boyfriend. Why are you using them if you have no interest?
>>27869347
yeah i have the same problem 24 years
>>27871219
I am not using anyone, they're the ones who are offering me something that they can't actually give.
If someone here said that he would like to meet me in person one of these days I'd be glad to (although, very nervous about it as well, and hoping that they'd be understanding)
>>27869347
>I have a gaping pussy
ftfy famalamadingdong
>>27871928
Stop giving her attention you cuck, trying your PUA shit online will lead to you being another one of her little orbiters.
>>27870375
>not getting her off before you even come close to putting your dick in her.
