Have you ever tried to touch/feel a girl up casually
What did she do
Did you got to jail
>Making a webm out of that tumblrina's school project
>>27868538
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A CONTINUITY ERROR IN SUCH A SIMPLE FUCKING SCENE
>>27868538
She didn't do anything. Just left the room.
I was very drunk at the time and didn't realise what I'd done for about an hour. Then it suddenly twigged that I'd just sexually assaulted a girl.
I remember saying I should leave, and I went home ready to get my ass beat by her boyfriend/dad/the cops. Nothing happened though.
>>27868729
>you will never have continuity with anzu
;_; why live
>>27868538
I was at a bar and slapped a girl's ass. She just scowled at me and kept walking
She shrugged me off. That was almost a year ago. My friend set me up on the only real date I've ever been on. She was horny as FUCK too and clearly wanted my cock but I showed up and smelled bad and she was awkward as shit and couldn't make conversation for shit. Kinda fat but cute. Tried to put my arm around her halfway through Inside Out, she just shrugged it off. During the date she texted my friend to tell him it was the worst date she'd ever been on. We drove home in silence and she texted my friend six times over the next week trying to get his cock but he refused each time (cause he's bro, and cause he thought she was ugly as fuck). I got home from the date I was so annoyed I took a piss in front of my house at like 11pm.
Okay I now see OP said "casually' which I kinda did but it was a date so maybe that doesn't count. It doesn't matter cause I am still a 22 year old kv despite having a 3 month "relationship" in high school.
I slap asses and they like it, one time I got kicked for it, no.
>>27868538
is that actually anzu
>>27868538
One time in a nightclub I fingered a girl in the middle of the dance floor.
At first she was into it but then her friends came over and she pushed me away, then I got thrown out of the nightclub for breaking a glass bottle and pointing it at my friend for a joke.
So all in all, I was fine.
>>27869213
ye
this is me posting
>>27869300
will you be my gf anzu
>>27868538
>t*rkroach touching anzu
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27869213
Yeah it's some uni related shit.
>>27868538
I slapped a girl's ass in school once
I don't like remembering it, I feel cringy
>>27868538
No but I'm pretty sure the guy in your picture is a metalhead trying to talk to her about pleb music.
>tfw anzu only pretends to like you
>>27869372
do you have a link? is it on her yt
>>27868888
nice quads
but yeah, something similar happened to me except I was the "victim". He was really drunk and started feeling my hips, stomach, butt, ect. I have no idea why i didn't do anything about it, I just kind of let it happen. My brother was in the room but i dont think he saw us. After a few minutes I just kind of said I had to go to bed and left the room.
feels bad man.
>>27869419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxvKWmw_rVw
With the rise of feminism, it will be trialed as rape.
Or assault or some stupid shit.
>>27869483
yep.
even accidentally bumping into them and touching their boob can be classified as sexual assault to some feminists.
>>27868538
that looks like the guy from the brony picture
anyone know what i mean?
>>27869483
>>27869564
>muh boogeyman
Go outside sometime
>women can playfully touch you
>if you try to playfully touch them its sexual assult
>>27869403
All real females can only pretend to care for others
>>27868538
>Have you ever tried to touch/feel a girl up casually
Back when I was young enough to get away with it, yeah.
>What did she do
Results were different depending on the girl and situation. But usually I did it in a way that I had a excuse if she felt I crossed the line, and I always avoided getting in trouble for it.
>Did you got to jail
No, back then they did not throw 9-13 year olds in jail for being a little fresh.
Now days they probably would though.
>>27869734
I'm too high for this anon
>>27869444
You acquired a nice set of trips.
what does that whole thing feel like while it happens?
>>27868538
i danced with a bunch of girls and touched their asses at parties. one girl just pushed me off and told me her boyfriend was there, nothing happened. another girl just moved away from me.
in middle school we played a game where we would scoop up a girls tits or ass with our hands and nothing ever happened, girls either laughed at it or asked us not to do it.
i'm pretty sure i spanked a lot of girls too but i knew them as friends already. i'd never casually feel a girl up unless we were already making out.
>>27869789
so close to dubs, would have been awesome if it was.
It was just awkward and gross. I was wearing a cropped top because I was about to go to sleep and I thought it would be more comfortable so I guess I was kind of asking for it. He was breathing down my neck the entire time and I want to throw up thinking about it. ew.
>>27869403
>>27868538
She looks so fragile, I want to beat the shit out of her
>>27869892
I may or may not have been trying to roll for them.
Did you know the guy, or was he pretty much a stranger?
There was this girl in highschool who used to grab my butt in the hall, but she was one of my friends so it wasn't really weird, just unexpected. But if some stranger did it I'd be a little creeped out.
>>27869976
are you a wifebeater
>>27871687
I don't have a wife, so no
>>27871704
ur a waifubeater
>>27868538
Is it common for men to sit cross legged, I mean tight over tight as shown in OP's comment?
I'm curious because where I'm from it's considered gay and only girls do it, but I keep seeing videos and movies where men don't seem to care if they crush their balls.
>>27868538
What do you mean casually? Because I molest my gf pretty much every time I get the chance.
>>27872495
Its classy when grown men sit cross legged
>>27868538
I tried touching a girls leg in high school under the table after getting to know her, it was a while after I met her and tried to show interest in her, and I got wrong signals and that she didn't really like me. All in all, nothing happened, she told me to stop, and I did, I regretted that for a long time but it got me hard as diamonds for some reason. One day, I guess.
>>27869300
Those are the eyes of a grandmother.
>>27872931
then i become a grandmother-fucker
>>27872901
>she told me to stop
>>27870263
nope, I barely knew him. He was one of my older brothers friends.
>>27872803
>>27872495
sitting cross-legged like that is very feminine men sit cross-legged with ankle touching knee instead of knee over knee.
>>27874638
>being a feminine man is a bad thing
how does your latent repressed homosexuality feel
nope, never. I've never intentionally flirted with a female either.
If I had to speculate, I'd say avoidance, procrastination, self-sabotage, and internet porn are all contributing factors to my total subversion of the evolutionary instinct to fuck.
>>27868538
The lecture hall was filled to the brim with people, all seats were taken, but still more people were coming in. I already sat on the stairs to the side between countless others. Then this girl came in, desperately looking for a place to sit. She walked up to my spot and sat down, on my hand. Her butt sat on my hand. I would have moved my hand but it happened so quick I didn't even realize she was sitting down.
I froze up and thought "ah shit" but she didn't even react. Did she not feel it? She wasn't fat or anything, just a regular old JLaw butt. I couldn't write anything down because my fucking hand was under her butt for a solid ten minutes. She never once acknowledged the situation.
>>27868538
stop posting this turkroach slut
I have never touched a woman apart from my mother's vagina
>>27875608
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>>27875629
>tfw i was born Cesarean so I never had to slide undignified out of my moms nasty vagoo
>>27868538
Once I was on a bus ride home after a marching band attempt and this super flirty girl I hardly knew fell asleep under my arm.
Casually unbuttoned her shirt, she woke up, she said "If you want to you can just ask". Got a 10 second feel, never talked to her again.
>>27868538
lmao he looks like bones
A girl felt me up once in primary school, but I've never felt up a girl.
>>27875636
i was obsessed with her for a long time but I think im over it now
>>27868959
She looks too young. How do you guys get off to this shit?
Anyone remember that story about the guy who molested a girl on the bus, except he thought the girl wanted him to do it until everyone told him he was retarded and actually just molested someone
>>27877122
heh
you'd be suprise....
>>27875722
Why? She literally offered herself to you and you didn't do anything?
>>27868538
What's the point of having Anzu in the OP
She's in Turkey you could rape her and not get any Jail time bro
>>27869403
>>27868538
So what class was this for? Some feminist course where they had to make a project over unexpected touch and how it triggers them?
I actually took a non-verbal class and we learned about unexpected touch and how physical touch can send messages but it wasn't on the whole "trigger" or "tumblr" level
>>27875579
I've been in similar situations anon. Theres no way they dont feel it, so I think they like it, maybe they do it on purpose, I dont know.
>>27875652
*bro fist* mah nigga, I was born cesarean too
>>27877486
I certainly feel when I'm sitting on something. What I learned so far from my uni years is that there are some weird-ass people out there. This campus is like a zoo.
>>27869734
Make a .gif please.
>>27877987
>current_year
>wanting a gif over a webm
just how new are you, friendo?
>>27877999
>.gif
>new
Nice meme memeshitter.
>>27877987
making a gif to fit 2mb is hard as shit
best i could do
>>27877122
>She looks too young. How do you guys get off to this shit?
Oh boy
>>27868538
butifel melike
>>27878034
>he non-ironically thinks gifs are better than webms
dude, seriously.. how new are you? webm's are a relatively new format so maybe you're confused about them. but they aren't superior to webms in any way, shape, or form.
Can someone post source.
>>27878660
>what is google?
kill yourself, you lazy piece of shit.
I touch the shoulder and arm of this girl I work with all the time. I mostly do it when I'm being sarcastic.
Junior year
I had felt up, under, all over, this really fat girl during a slow dance at school
I never dance usually I just watch everyone having a good time, she looked lonley, so we danced and she was crying and said I could do anything I wanted
Made me a hero in my circle
So a buddy decided to have a go, now I am not much to look at but compared to "Allen", I am a Calvin Klein model
He struck out bad at the next few dances, even had a girl scream and tell him to get away, couple of football chuckles gave him a few pops to the gut and face
So he got desperate, went to the senior center near our school on bingo night and waited in the parking lot, old lady is one of the last out, according to the guy that interviend, Allen had put a knife to her neck, pulled down her pants, hit her, said he would kill her, pulled her bra off and stuck his dick in her ass, as the center security guy was running across the lot he came on her face and tried running away, her neck was cut a little, his sweats were half down and she tripped him, pretty good for an 80 year, security thumped him bad enough to go to the hospital
Went to jail, no trial he pled guilty, found him incompetent, so he went to a state hospital, been there 8 years, visited once, not good, was anxious I might not get out, he hugged me, no one else visited him, told me he was the god of our circle, cause he got laid first.
>>27868538
I've been super wasted and got hands on with girls I knew theyd either push me off, laugh and say no, or slap me. Never done it to a stranger tho
>>27878690
It's not on her youtube channel, facebook, tumblr or anything. What am I supposed to google for?
"anzu being touched"?
You're a fully fleged man-child and there's no common search term for this.
>>27878756
>>27878756
It's already been posted in this thread, anon. Here:
>>27869456
>>27877122
I'm not sure I understand what you mean.
felt up all the 6/10's and above in my school out of nowhere, some of them caught on and started flirting with me
>>27868538
I used my knee to bounce a girl's ass back in highschool. She looked at me like she wanted to say something, but I've got a good poker face and made like I didn't notice her. Even kept my leg going.
She didn't move, so I to this day assume she was using my knee to masturbate
>>27878833
Thanks darling
>>27878740
what the hell is this post wi
i used to be a real fuckin dick when i was younger
from a chikan/groping thread years ago. used to be archived but pretty sure the archive site went down.
textless posts are not allowed fuck you robot this is orig in aruuu
and heres more stupid shit cus i cant post textless as if i have anything good to say
>>27879118
>>27879121
>>27879148
>>27879159
>able to sexually molest girls with no issues
>can't talk to them for shit
How do you end up like that?
in my defense i outgrew this shit a long time ago and feel kinda guilty about it now
>>27879180
>>can't talk to them for shit
says who, faggit?
>>27878614
>replies after an hour
>calls other new
Trying too hard, kid.
second to last dont mute me ribit
>>27869300
im 30 and my eye wrinkles aren't that bad
last one ok
>>27879201
Says you, in literally all of your stories.
>>27879236
oh yeah, i guess. i was awkward in conversation when i was young. nice to meet you, non-robot super stud.
>8th grade
> on school bus
> have to sit in front because I'm in trouble
> make my way up from the back
> some chick I barely know slaps my ass
> my dumbass didn't know how to appropriately respond to the situation
> just kept going
> but not before I crop dusted a long silent deadly fart
That's always so satisfying
>>27868729
>continuity error
I can't see it
>>27879359
At 0:03 he puts his hand on her shoulder even though he already had his hand there in the previous shots.
>>27879380
Oh fuck I was staring at the background. I always overthink things.
I did it to this girl, then got her number without talking (passed her my phone) and fucked the next week
I grabbed a girl's ass at a highschool party and got lectured by a nigger.
>You wouldn't do that to your mom
>I almost hit you
>S..sorry
>>27868729
>>27879380
its not like that in the original
it seems the video had to be cut to fit it to a 2MB webm
https://youtu.be/nxvKWmw_rVw?t=99
>>27869387
some tall kid slapped this bitches ass and she was all giggly and shit so i tried as well and she ran like the fucking wind. funny thing is this kid wasn't even good looking just tall and skinny while i was shorter than him but still tall and fat.
>>27879411
i cant post without typing shet
>>27879426
kek.
hes probably in jail now so its all good.
>>27879426
>you wouldn't do that to your mom
Yeah, but I don't want to fuck my mom.
we fucked
other times they told me to stop
it depends if they find you attractive or not
>>27879485
cool
I'll post one story of a few years ago
>at venue
>I'm having anxiety for no reason, I just feel the need to point this out - U don't have many friends now and I'm no nt
>a girl I had met, who is friends with some people I'm with, stands near me
>I put the back of my hand on her thigh
>no movement
>put my back of my hand on her ass
>no movement
>grabbing her ass
..
>my friend gets in between us to talk to me
>not hearing a word, I reach around him and give her ass a squeeze
>she turns around, pushes him a little and says 'hey'
>immediately realize she thought I was showing him
>punch him lightly in the arm and say 'that's fucked up'
>he's clueless
I've done it a lot - mostly when I was 20 - but the girl from the text is the only one I've fucked
Once I was in my friend's car and I started playing with his sister's hair without realising.
>>27875636
ENGLISH, motherfucker.
DO YOU SPEAK IT!!
bloxbloxblox
I'm such a failure I haven't even gotten to molest anyone. Pls kill me. Do you think I should just go in public and do this
. Or should I just jump to rape?
>>27878871
>using my knee to masturbate
so your knee was grinding into her crotch or something?
>>27879251
>posts about being an awkward, socially-impaired molesting weirdo
>gets defensive when someone points out that he is an awkward, socially-impaired molesting weirdo
>admits that he is an awkward, socially-impaired molesting weirdo
kek
>>27880681
i'd like to think i've improved as far as being able to converse with people goes, and i also admitted that i outgrew my selfish behavior and regret it, but youre choosing to ignore that. whatever makes you feel better, mate.
p.s. i've actually had girlfriends since i stopped doing that shit. hope that triggers you. :)
I once went to a rock concert with a friend and groped about 15 girls
>start rubbing girls boob
>she grabs my hand and casualy moves it away
>muh dick
>inb4 normie
Im virgin NEET
>>27880883
>still trying to defend himself
TOP KEK, MATE!
I'm sure your "girlfriends" would be happy to know about all the creepy things you've done to other girls, huh?
>>27881294
ur normie is showing.
>>27881294
>creepy
>creepy
>creepy
do you have a vagina? you must have a vagina.
london?
>>27878740
lolkvjioafoia
>>27879435
is this supposed to be a short film about autism or is she just a bitch?
I've done that shit at parties multiple times
Leads to a good hookup most of the time
Thing is, ya gotta talk to her, dance a bit with her etc. beforehand
If she wants it, she'll respond positively
Drunk girls are the best mang
>>27877122
Anon-sams pls know better
>>27881839
I need you to close your current tab ASAP, and never post here again
Thx
>>27881970i will never leave, bruh
if that's anzu her nose is huge, christ.
told you guys it was her angles
>>27869004
>only real date I've ever been on. She was horny as FUCK too and clearly wanted my cock
How is this board so delusional?
>>27878565
Is that drool on her shirt?
If so, it's oddly sexy.
