I'm just going to leave this here, stand back and watch
http://www.wikihow.com/Hint-to-a-Boy-That-You-Like-Him
Pic unrelated (?)
Did she save all those? Or did he fuck that many guys in a short period and put aside the condoms?
Anyway it's disgusting.
>hint to a boy
>hint
HOW ABOUT JUST TELL HIM
>>27868207
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>>27868207
I would assume it's the former, notice that some of them have turned brown/orange and others are white
wtf this is like the best option tho
>>27868231
It's easy to pick up on the hints if you aren't autistic, lad.
>>27868110
that's a cute guide, but most people from this board would never receive that kind of attention from a girl.
>>27868110
>http://www.wikihow.com/Hint-to-a-Boy-That-You-Like-Him
>tfw no girl would even bother looking at you
those cute anime-esque images pushed me over the edge
>>27868207
She puts the condoms in the freezer
>>27868345
thats nice, still doesn't mean just telling them isn't the best option
>>27868352
it hurts to read that pic
it hurts so fucking much
this is worse than gore
This article is valuable because it proves no one on /r9k/ has ever been liked by a girl.
>>27868352
Me too. It's hard being so average that the girls won't even look at you, even in disgust. They will just ignore you totally. Even if i'm not ugly, never in my life had i one girl say that she likes me. Fucking hell.
>>27868345
Okay, but WHY NOT TELL HIM?
Everyone wants equality but we still have this stupid fucking system in dating where the man has to be direct but the woman gets to play dumb games and be misleading about how she feels.
>>27868423
because its better to go through a 10 step process of giving someone hints than just saying "hey, you're cute, put ur benis in my bagina". the best part is that if they don't get the hints you can cry about it on facebook later and get tons of likes and support
>>27868423
>Everyone wants equality
Stopped reading. We DON'T want equality. Feminism was a mistake.
>>27868463
>Feminism was a mistake.
Stopped reading right there.
>>27868378
She puts the lotion in the basket
>>27868207
Or it's not real cum.
>>27868423
Because he is not chad you stupid fuck. How about this. You have 10 average girls vying for your attention. Then you have one ever so slightly above average girl who also wants your attention. Technically she is hotter than all the other girls but not really hot enough for you to put any effort into anything. This is how women see all non-chads. This is how they see all of you. You are completely unexceptional. You are replaceable within seconds.
>>27868486
I like your style, brobot
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Body-Language-to-Keep-a-Guy-Wanting-More
JUST
>>27868520
Is there one for how to beat your girlfriend/wife without leaving marks?
>>27868483
>Feminism wasn't a mistake
Stopped understanding your implications right there.
>>27868423
Girls do tell guys they're interested in them. Only if the guy is exceptionally hot though.
All that "hint" shit is never really directed at anyone in particular. Unless it is, but then it's painfully obvious.
Then again, girls often love to "hint" at guys and even go further than that while still claiming they're not interested in them "like that".
>>27868520
>each couple is interracial
>>27868506
THIS
Men today are thought of as disposable, and feminism is making it worse everyday. We must go full Marc Lepine on them before it's too late
>>27868110
>tfw literally never got any of these hints
>never got teased by girls in a playful way
Feels bad mates.
>>27868580
>tfw never got chased by girls in elementary school
>>27868579
the only one who brought up feminism was you. the guy just said everyone should be equal. we know everyone being equal has nothing to do with modern feminism
>>27868579
Men were always seen as disposable. And for good reason, they're certainly better to be sent to war than women. No that I like what's happening with relationships today.
>>27868605
This guy: >>27868579
isn't me: >>27868463
you stupid fuck.
>>27868560
yeah otherwise it would be racist, didn't you get the memo?
>>27868110
>>27868520
These kinds of things make me happy to be a man. These are all techniques to just throw stuff out there and hope they get picked up on, but as a man you can get these signals and just ignore them, and if you want someone you can just go on the attack. More difficult but definitely simpler.
>>27868657
so what? you're still bringing up feminism in a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with it.
>seriously willing to defend stupid bullshit girls do because of "muh feminism boogeymans"
thats so backwards and stupid I dont even
>>27868687
My point was that men and women aren't equal and they shouldn't be treated as such.
>>27868712
fortunately we're allowed to rise above our biological programming. at the very least in the matters of stupid bullshit like not just telling someone you like them. of course in the wild a monkey in heat will just flash her genitals and teeth at her desired mate, so Im not even sure where this mind game shit comes from
>>27868337
just like in my animu!
>>27868110
I honestly can't even imagine that a girl would ever find me attractive and would willingly do something to gain my attention because she wants to fuck me eventually. Or for whatever other reason.
>>27868604
>tfw at least two girls fought over me in elementary
>tfw never kissed either
>tfw no idea who they grew up to be
>tfw it doesn't matter because I'm a virgin robot
>>27868908
>at least two girls fought over me in elementary
>robot
you are the cancer in here, failed normie
my gf asked me out by saying to me "do you want to be my boyfriend?", this is why autistic girls will A L W A Y S be superior to stupid neurotypical swine
>>27868110
>this girl keeps looking at me in the eyes whenever I pass by, even when there is no one else around she is looking at me dead in the eyes
what do
>>27868962
Sorry for being cancer, I guess. Here, have this ancient Incan idol as an apology gift.
>>27868999
>tfw no gf to ask me directly
>tfw no trips get
why even live?
>>27869045
woman do that a lot with me in collegue, i just assumed they looking down on me, mostly because they pretty tall
>>27868520
>Once you've glanced at him quickly, look away and continue on with whatever you were doing. This keeps him wanting more and wondering what you meant by flirting with him and then moving on.
how do I tell when a girls doing this and it's not just because I look like a fucking mess most of the time?
>physical contact
>Smile
>Be in the same place as him
>Exchange looks in class
Doesn't every friend does this things?
>>27869133
I tower over her, I am not a manlet, but I am a total social autist when it comes to women giving signals, I have no idea what to do
she looks at me all the time when she sees me though, its right in the eyes too, not sure what to do
>bump for some advice if anyone has any
>>27869254
>>bump for some advice if anyone has any
get a load of this normalcunt
get out of my board you worthless trash
>>27868352
THE FUCK ANON I DIDNT WANT THESE FEELS
>>27869316
>get a load of this normalcunt
>normalcunt
>just admitted I am a social autist
back to wiz chan faggot
>>27868337
This is probably the only one that would send the message to me tbqh.
>>27868352
>tfw you had it and fucked it up
>you tried to fix it but she became jehovah witness in the meantime
even God is a fucking chad
>>27869316
Never having any friends? That's worse than a robot. Even actual autists like me have made at least a handful of friends in their lives, you'd have to suffer from Insufferable Asshole syndrome if you can't make friends at all, that or you're a burn victim or some shit
It's not fucking hard, and this is coming from someone who didn't know how to make small talk until they were 14
>>27869375
>implying a girl wouldeverlike you
I don't know who this system is worse for.
The guys who have to guess these retardedly subtle hints, or the girls who have to frantically try to subtly but unsubtly express their desire.
Why don't we drop it entirely?
>>27869369
>I am a social autist XD
>i tower over her XDD
>i'm a social autist WHEN IT COMES TO WOMAN /GIVING SIGNALS/ XDDD
>implying wiz chan is bad
>>27869459
>lol i had friends but i'm a robot XD
>lol fucking autistic losers XDD
>robots are'nt autsitic losers XDDD
>if you didn't made friends than ur a asshole XDDDD
sure smells reddit here
>>27869468
I wasn't implying that at all lol
You'll sooner find peace in the middle east than a girl (or boy --i'm not fussy at this point) interested in me.
>tfw girls did that shit to me multiple times
get on my level nerds
>>27869489
Do you have any sort of influence on the world's sexual market? Is that a no I hear? Well, that's why we don't drop it.
>>27869459
>Even actual autists like me, like, i'm totz a robot guiss
> you'd have to suffer from Insufferable Asshole syndrome if you can't make friends at all
>lol man up and bee urself lol if i can do it so can u XDD
The art is kind of qt desu
>>27869517
>>tfw girls did that shit to me multiple times
>>27869507
lol
fucking normies can't leave us alone, they have infected even this place.
>>27869502
Not having friends currently and never having friends are two different things. Not that I give a fuck what you think makes a robot what it is. In fact I'd rather be a failed normie aspie than a self-diagnosed manchild piece of shit
>>27869560
don't worry I am still a khv loser who never scored
I am actually mocking the article, because girls will smile at you and maybe even compliment you but that never means they want to date you, menawhile they don't even interact with Chad but jump on his dick the first chance they have
>tfw you successfully identified that a girl was interested in you
>tfw you asked her out
>tfw she suddenly stopped recognising you
>tfw you accidentally asked out her identical twin sister (which you didn't know existed)
>tfw the real girl didn't mind but thought it was cute
>tfw you couldn't handle the embarrassment
>tfw you dropped out of the class you were both in that week
WHY GOD
>>27869531
Sorry but your pic is a shitty arguement. "Rob" could easily get the kind of girls that those people /r9k/ calls """chads""" can get. His face literally does not matter. He just needs to work on his personality and be nice to women.
>>27869523
Eh, not my loss desu
I was just identifying a potential improvement. It's no skin off my teeth to not see it implemented.
>>27869595
>Not that I give a fuck what you think makes a robot what it is. In fact I'd rather be a failed normie aspie than a self-diagnosed manchild piece of shit
k dem, failed norman
>>27869617
Is your life a sitcom?
>>27869720
If that were the case I'd be happier, cause at least someone would be getting something out of it.
http://www.wikihow.com/Show-a-Girl-You-Like-Her
ill just leave this here :^)
>>27869595
Congrats, you did exactly what it said in pic related >>27869502
>>27869791
>Be friends first
>Keep showing her attention
>Be patient
Why do normies give out advice that they know full well is bullshit?
>>27868423
im a gril who's pursuing a particularly shy and indirect dude at the moment and this whole agonizing process has pushed me 100% into the belief that the world would be a really great place if everyone was just expected to be direct
i've been in emotional hell since late february, i'm ready for it to be fuckin over at this point so i straight up asked him and i'll be relieved regardless of the reply i get.
>>27869904
If he says no I'll be your gf.
>>27868604
>be in 2nd grade
>tell my friend that I have a crush on Jenna
>he goes to the girl's lunch table that day and tells all the girls that I have a crush on Jenna
>Jenna and 2 of her friends walk up to me and takes turns to slap me in the face
>>27869834
They don't. Even betamax normies get girlfriends and wives.
>>27868110
>If he wears glasses and you see that they are slid down a little then slowly and gently walk up and push them up to the top of his nose. As you do that rub your hand on his cheek and smile. Be gentle!! If he smiles that means he enjoyed it. If he backs you off then he's not interested or you pushed to rough.
How is this not rape?
>>27868110
Jesus Christ it's worse.
>f the guy is really shy, DON'T ask him if he likes you because most of the time it will end up as a no, but don't fret! He probably does like you! You should try to give hints that you like him or tell him first that you like him. That will give him the confidence to ask.
NO MEANS YES
>>27869805
I'm so impressed by this melodramatic, rhetorical post.
>the thought of being remotely touched by this demon
>>27870062
>if you ask him if he likes you and he says no it probably means yes
>>27869627
That pic is a shitty argument, but you're retarded for thinking this thing could get girls
The reason it's a shitty argument is that robots are not like Rob. There are probably less than 500 people as ugly as Rob in the developed world. But robots just love to play the victim instead of improving their situation, they love to pretend they have it just as bad
>When he says something funny to you, laugh! Only laugh if it's funny to you because you'd want him to know the real you.
Okay, makes sense.
>Still, even if his jokes aren't all hilarious, at least smile. Boys love seeing your smile. Just don't overdo it if you can help yourself. Be yourself at all times!
Smile only at things you think are genuine so he knows the real you, but also smile at things you don't think are funny because he likes seeing your smile all while being yourself. ;^)Undiagnosed female autism will end us.
That being said, I just realized that being the child of a single mother teaches you to do these things, but they don't work if you are male trying to attract a female.
>>27868110
Oh, god. I thought those were gummy worms. The thumbnail had me drooling
>mfw I enlarged
>>27870234
Girls raised single mothers end up fine, and public schools are feminine and designed for girls to succeed. Most elementary teachers are feminist SJW women, so it's also like you're being raised by a single mom at school.
>tfw my gfs in the past all would touch me, tease me, get close to me etc.
felt good
>>27870314
>Girls raised single mothers end up fine
No, no they don't. They always end up huge sluts. Unless that's your definition of fine.
>>27870266
He was drooling for cum everyone point and laugh
>>27869502
>that pic
it only has the merit of being well-written, otherwise it's painfully biased and rhetorical. I feel embarrassed for whoever wrote it
good luck shotabots
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-an-11-15-Aged-Guy-to-Like-You
http://www.wikihow.com/Impress-a-Guy-in-Middle-School
