Is there anything more orgasmic than a nice burger with some frenchies, painstakingly prepared by some wagecuck for a NEET like me?
If there is I haven't found it.
>>27866525
>painstakingly prepared
They just slap that shit on there man, probably spat in it too honestly.
Problem with burgers is that they are way too small, especially considering the price. It's why I never eat any; it's just not satisfying enough.
>>27866594
So get two.
>>27866558
Cmon dude, are you honestly this ignorant?
Its not 90s anymore.
They get inspections all the time and are constantly surveillanced.
>>27866670
Do I look like billionaire?
>>27866707
This. They don't spit in anything.
nothing can beat burgers
>>27866670
Fuck off with this crap
>>27867679
poor fag neet detected
>>27867754
That's literally SHIT. Hope you choke on it, hipster faggot.
>>27867799
low income neet ;D
You americans can be ignorant fucks, but i got admit, your burgers look damn nice.
>>27866525
five guys is overpriced as fuck
regardless of how good it is, 14 bucks for a burger, soda and fries is a highway robbery
>>27866594
Are you a large person?
>>27867799
Egg on a burger is delicious you inbred faggot
>>27868225
This. Five guys is delicious but it's fucking expensive considering how much you could get. (looking for recommendations on other places because I need to stop burning my money at this place )
>>27868225
What kind of colossal fatass are you exactly?
Considering me and my mate eat there and get full for about $18.
Just picked this up from a local burger joint
>>27868341
are you kidding me?
Cheeseburger = 7
Regular fries = 3.50
Soda = 2.50
Add those together plus tax and you get 14 bucks.
>>27868270
Get lost with your 'burger', aka hipster bullshit. Just look at that fucking thing. How are you even supposed to eat that. Also nice wooden 'plate', you incredible hipster queer.
>>27868430
muh super original nigga
>>27868555
it's delicious, that's how. stay jealous, poorfag ;D
>>27868571
Pretty beefy for 12 bucks
>>27866525
fuck off you fat fucks
>>27866670
I never understood this, pic related what you need to properly eat ridiculously tall burgers like that
>>27868591
Jealous of some fucking ugly ass nasty hipster crap? I can make an actual burger myself. Something that doesnt look like cow shit and mucus.
i'd rather a munchbox desu
>>27866525
just the knowledge that the next one I eat could kill me
here's hoping
>>27866525
Burgers really are the highest tier of foods.
>>27866525
Thisis true food porn.
>>27866707
>>27866740
> actually being this naive.
>>27868889
Scotland?
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I love greasy disgusting burgers with greasy soggy fries. It's fucking horrible for you but perfect when you haven't eaten all day and just want something to shove down your gullet.
Damn now I want a burger.
>>27868593
By the looks of your fat arm, the only lifting you do is burgers into your face.
Being the cook and just making yourself one when you want.
>>27869099
Thanks senpai, love ya, 'ppreciate ya
>>27869043
You have never worked in food service.
At my old job my coworker got bent over and assfucked in front of everyone because he was caught on camera putting tomato that he had dropped on the (clean and freshly mopped) floor on a burger instead of getting a new one.
If you did something like spit on food your boypussy would get stretched so fast you wouldn't know what hit you. I mean actual legal consequences.
>>27869320
lelelelelelelel xD
>>27869320
Hahahahaha you actually think this happens? That's so sad.
>>27868593
Looks delicious anon. Wish I could eat something like that but my gf is vegetarian so can't eat burgers when around her. Hope you enjoyed :)
>>27869145
are you really allowed to eat whatever you want? thats really cool. I know mcdonalds employees are only allowed one shitty meal per day so i often catch them trying to sneak food, they should start paying me for ratting them out, i have saved them hundreds of dollars, thousands if you consider that the people fired would have continued to steal food for years
>>27866525
>>27866670
>>27866740
>>27868430
>>27868593
This looks gross.
Would not eat/10
>>27869522
Was pretty good famalam, i really enjoyed it
>>27868341
I'm a skelly and even I would need to spend about $15 to get filled up there.
You faggots don't eat tendies? Kek
>check em btw
>>27869248
You're not Ethan newfag
>>27870170
I can quote whoever i want bby
>>27870241
That's true, my bad bud.
>>27866740
I guarantee you've eaten spit and a lot worse. I would always spit in fatasses food. And I assume you're a fat, jobless loser. When I worked at a sub shop I had a special jar of pickles just for fat fucks like you. There was piss in the jar instead of pickle juice. I pissed in the vinegar too. I once jerked off into some mayo and fed it to fatties.
>>27869558
>europeans
