Why don't you accept that Chad has won? Then you can offer to live as has personal cock sleeve?
I'm trapping right now but still have no boyfriend.
>>27866455
>>27866631
Please, both of you seek professional medical help. Mental illness is not something to be proud of, phamilianos
>>27866455
Chad is pretty cool m8 but at the same time, it's not about winning. You give and he takes, sure. He loves it and you love it. At the same time if he is not giving it like you enjoy, you can replace him.
>>27866673
Professional help can not save you from the type of mental illness they have. That is like saying you can get help for autism.
>tfw no bf that looks like a gf with a chastity cage
>>27866455
Because if Chad was gay then he wouldn't be my >"rival"
Plus I'm pretty sure my antisocial attitude cucked me more times than him
>>27866673
>HURR CROSSDRESSING MEANS YOU'RE TRANS
You have no idea what you're talking about.
I crossdress because it's my fetish. I do not believe I am a girl.
>>27866808
I do this as well. It is fun to pretend and enjoy.
>>27866631
LONDON?
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D d
O o
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Qt3.14?
>>27866455
>This is my fetish
>Balkan is filled with homophobes so I'm fucked
shit
>>27867072
US
You probably wouldn't want to be my bf anyway because my personality is toxic.
>>27866455
>tfw you like crossdressing and enjoy maintaing a feminine form and like the thought of anal penetration is the ultimate submission
>tfw you're straight
>>27867630
not that guy but what do you mean?
>>27867912
Short version is I'm boring and annoying.
>>27867614
pls be in sofia
>>27868284
same here tbqhf what part of US?
post pic?
I'm not sure if I'm explicitly homosexual but the idea of trans excites me more
tbqhf I'm fairly boring too can't even lie, but so long as I get to have genuine convos and cuddling and watching animu and mango and being autistic Im good.
>tfw start lifting
>tfw 6'1''
>tfw no trans-bot to swallow these cups of semen on a daily basis
Just end me senpai.
>>27866455
>>27866631
Hop off a roof fags
>>27868307
>Way off in Croatia,senpai
>>27866455
I would very much like to be somebody's faithful pet one day. I'd take hormones so they wouldn't be burdened by my few male features as I aged. My master could keep me locked in a cage when I'm not in use and my little penis can be similarly constricted, although hopefully used much less. When out of my cage I'd like to spend my time working to pretty for master, preparing their meals, cleaning their home and being affectionate towards them. To be honest I wouldn't even mind living a normal life with this just being what I did to please my owner at home. So long as in that context I could make him happy, I'd be happy.
One day I'll get there, just thought I'd share my dreams.
>>27869488
That's a beautiful dream anon i hope it comes true one day
>tfw not a live in slave for a bully chad
>>27869864
Thank you very much!
Oregano post
>tfw no qttyronebf
>tfw I'm a trap for some random guy on kik who I always make cum :3
>>27870202
You're very fortunate, is he hot?
>>27870256
I haven't seen his face but his penis looks kind of gross honestly. He's a sweet talker though
>>27870276
Huh, well so long as you're happy.
>tfw lived 5 min walking distance from a trap on r9k
>met in person once and hung out for a few hours then never saw him again
How did I screw up such an opportunity?
>>27870379
Was he not a qt pie senpai?
>>27870379
you really fucked up f am
you reallly really fucked up bad
>>27870416
Wasn't as cute as I thought, but still cute in other ways. Had a jew fro that was bleh.
>>27870420
I don't think either of us were attracted to each other desu.
Any Carolina sluts desu?
>>27869400
pokazi nam guzicu, pesko :)
>>27869488
C-could you be a girl for me, kinky anon?
>>27870677
If I thought I was cute enough I'd have posted a picture or two for you to enjoy. As I see it I have a few more flaws I want to iron out before letting people see me. I'll probably post pictures in the summer and stuff though. Sorry anon, I was mostly just sharing my aspirations.
>>27869400
>ywn be passed around to relieve qt pent-up HOS miliatiamen
>>27870791
I-I'll wait for you, anon...
>>27870845
That's terribly sweet of you, thank you very much.
>>27870869
Well, that's what happens when you describe yourself as my perfect waifu...
>you will never steal Chad away from Stacey and cuck her with your boypussy
i'd love to wear a chastity cage but i have no balls because i'm a hermaphrodite so the fucking thing just falls off. fuck. my gf literally won't stop sucking on my gross malformed megaclit because of this
>>27870484
Where are you from anon?
That sounds eerily similar
>>27871203
Hey. Hey. My negro. Listen. LISTEN. Pics or it didn't happen. Cool?
>>27871269
i'm fairly unique looking and don't fancy getting doxxed thanx m8, no-one wants to see a Bran Stark lookalike with tits and a thumb sized clit
I moved to California to find a qt trap long term bf
No luck yet, where do I start looking?
>super cute trans girl trying to talk me up
>confused feelings about the matter
HELP
>>27866455
I'm going to become Chad. I see the long game. Just because my life is in shambles right now doesn't mean I can't get my shit together someday maybe in my 30's or 40's and become a Chad. Chads of any age have been proven to be able to get prime teenage pussy. I'm not giving up hope Goddammit.
>>27871316
Don't have to post your face. Just the medical curiousity.
>no-one wants to see a Bran Stark lookalike with tits and a thumb sized clit
Oh my sweet summer child... you forget where you are.
>>27871330
Fuck her or send her our way and kys.
>>27870202
Share your kik with me cutie.
>>27871330
don't be a fucking cuck
holy shit, there are anons that would literally kill to be in our position
don't cuck yourself
>>27871330
Tell her that you've only ever been interested in cisgirls, but you'd take interest in her if she'll let you play with her penor.
>>27871490
>>27871330
NO ANON DON'T ACTUALLY DO THIS!! Just go put with her and see how it goes.
>>27871316
Just a crotch shot senpai.
Original kex
>>27871524
Why not? Penor is the only reason for transgirls. May as well get a vaginagirl if you can't play with penor.
>>27871319
San Francisco.
Or take a road trip North to Portland and feminize me :3 I'm already working on it.
>>27871330
You only live once son, you'll regret it to the end of your days otherwise. I live in an area that doesn't have any trannies, let alone attractive ones. I envy you to a degree you cannot imagine. Visualize being in constant misery on your deathbed, every regret swirling around you. What matters more: the mockery of fools, or the passion of your involvement with the trans girl?
>>27871599
What this anon said.
Plus if it turns out you don't like being with it, you can break up with it. It's not like it's a permanent choice.
>>27871554
Because that scares some girls away. If you like penor, cool (I don't), but you need to approach that shit gently. Not outright ask for it.
>>27871577
P O R T L A N D
why are you not in my harem already?
>>27871703
B-Because I just moved here?
>>27871663
I don't ask for girl penor. I demand it.
>>27871524
>>27871371
>>27871490
It's always been sort of a weird porn fetish thing with me and I never planned on taking it seriously, she just sort of fell into my lap (no pun intended). Shes actually really cool and I don't want to bone her then up and leave her because it made me feel insecure and overwhelmed by anxiety on how the people in my life would react if we started to date. I don't 100% trust myself not to fetishize and objectify her. She's probably gone through enough shitty dudes already.
>mfw she sends me pictures and shes cuter then 90% of the girls I know
This is dangerous. This shouldn't be possible.
>>27871765
Congratulations, anon. You just proved that you aren't a creepy chaser, but a cool dude who actually cares. The "open minded straight guy" is the number 1 fantasy of every transgirl, and you're it. You need have no fear. Just go get her, champ.
robot boipussy plss
>>27871739
Well we should hang out, cuddle, maybe do some cheeky fellatio.
idk, tell me about yourself anon!
tfw no dom robot bf to play vidya with
>>27871821
Thanks, but I think I'm just practicing basic human decency. I'm happy to be friends first and maybe take her on a date, but if she starts getting touchy feely I'm just gonna freeze up and possibly die on the spot. Hopefully.
Maybe some robots here have gone insane enough where they might not care, but I have a feeling a lot of them would feel the same way I do when presented with this.
>>27871970
transgirls understand anxiety better than anyone, I doubt she'll judge you harshly if some autistic shit happens
>>27871856
Blog post warning for those of you not interested.Well I'm kind of a shut in, suprise suprise being on r9k.
I take my fitness pretty seriously, I could never be fat but I am not as thin as I'd like to be.
I like to cook, I think I'm pretty good at it.
I play guitar and drums
I'm not really into going to bars, but I like doing things that make other people happy desu so I'm down for whatever.
I like video games, and play a little mtg casually.
I like concerts. I'm into lots of music, but metal is my bae.
Appearance wise I'm 6' med-long blonde hair. Slightly masc face, kinda broad shoulders. greyish-blue eyes. I wear glasses most of the time.
This is probably more than you wanted to know I'll stop now :x
>>27871970
That's actually a good thing. Because the actual number 1 fantasy is "open minded straight guy who is hesitant at first but kinda warms up to the idea after a while". See, every transgirl dreads being a fetish. So she kinda, at some level, WANTS you to hesitate because then she KNOWS you aren't a chaser. And if you come around you do so because of HER as a person and not because of a kink. Just be honest. Worst case scenario, you make a cool new friend.
>>27866455
>be bi
>want to fuck traps
>cant because they're all batshit, STD-ridden whores, or Chad-chasers
>>27872000
Thats good to know, cause it will happen
>>27872127
Well then I suppose I know how to approach this situation then
I gotta say this thread surprised me, thanks lads
>>27872115
omg what kinda metal are you into?
I play mtg sometimes, mostly limited, but idk f am I have just lost interest lately.
c-could you teach me to play guitar, I haven't touched one since I was like 14 ;_; i hate myself
>>27872273
>>27872115
>>27871856
>>27871739
Naaawwwww....adowable
>>27872273
yus, add me on skypeleftsnazzle
>>27871330
Dude, you have an opportunity here you cannot afford to pass up. I had the opportunity to date this cute trans chick for a few months on the tail end of my grad school. She was very sweet and the sex was mental.
>b-b-but penor
So you see a lot of crossdressing trap bois on this website, but what you don't know is that most trans girls don't want you touching their dicks or fixating on their dicks in any way. The only time it was awkward was the first time we were making out with me on top of her as I grinded into an unmistakable boner. She look mortified, I smiled, she blushed, and we both burst into laughter. Then we went right back at it. Never actually touched her junk, just smashed her ass. I highly recommend it.
>>27872115
Pics please hun
>>27866631
wanna talk ? or something..
>>27873472
I know better than to post my face on 4chan sorry anon. And I doubt you want to see my hairy ass.
>>27873624
Post eyes then m8
>>27866455
been thinking about it senpai, but i dont Think no one would want to
>>27870202
What's your exercise regimen?
>>27873676
>no
blargh
>>27874081
A lot of running and squats. No upper body.
>>27874773
Noted. I really need to do more squats. I'm OK at getting in cardio, though.
Thank you.
>>27874836
No problem haha. Also lunges!
>>27874773
>squats
post boo t plz?
>>27874873
Here is my boo-T
>>27874873
>I have to add text to my photos
Well uh here's my butthole
>>27875002
Shaven, waxed, or lasers?
>>27875150
Well when I have time I pluck certain areas that are hard to shave but I shave everywhere else and razor my butt
>>27874836
>>27874773
you need to do this to make a femenine curve
>>27875801
Noted, thank you. Anything else I should be doing?
>>27875002
i like those panties ^.^
>>27875855
yes im making a picture with exercises
>>27871254
Santa Monica
Fugg, is it you?
>>27875855
>>27875855
my language is not English so be a nice to me.
here.
this image is a basic sample, there are some exercises and the part that work,
>also
there are some pictures of my legs and waist.
WARNING
Im not a trap! and dont wanna be one i just like the femenine body but im not interesed
>despite that pantsu
another thing
the bike help too
so much faggotry ITT
>>27871577
>San Francisco
Can confirm no traps here.
>>27866455
Nice op dubs, kiss my tight white ass tho
>>27877366
San Fran Fifeo, kiss my tight white ass tho
>>27877246
Saved. Thank you
>>27877287
Just how new are you to /r9k/ because faggotry is kind of our style.
>>27876009
These panties? Why thank u
any one wanna kik ?kittenzgomeow
Can someone post trapfeet and ass?
>>27866455
>tfw no slim pale nerdy ausrobot to sissify and feed cum
>>27878170
I'm a hairy and fat basement dweller. Do I quality? If it helps my face is full of acne and I sperg out a lot because of my autism.
>decide to meet up with a trap
>tell him I only want to do this if he's clean etc.
>he shows up and takes off his underwear, can smell his dirty asshole immediately
>there's little hairs all over his ass crack that he missed while shaving, and razorburn
>tell him to get the fuck out
