>tfw I'm cold, calculating, and distant
>tfw it's hard/rare for me to let other's
>tfw I'm branded an asshole because I'm not trying to be "besties" with every single person
>>27864883
*let other's in
Sorry.
>>27864883
>TFW OP is edgy
>>27864898
How is any of that edgy?
One of the defining features of a robot is being friendless. This implies robots are distant and not openly friendly (cold) to other people. As for the calculating part, almost everything I do and have done in life was thought out and planned ahead before even doing it.
So tell me, how is that edgy?
>>27864883
>tfw you're a pretentious cunt that no one likes
pointsatOP.jpg
>>27864883
Same here, OP
I liken myself to the late Heath Ledger's performance of the Joker in the Dark Knight: intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>27864883
ur a snob not a robot
snobs r normies
i think this is how people turn out to be bitter assholes
your coldness and distance from everyone makes you bitter because everyone keeps mistaking you for an asshole, so you just get sick of it and just go full asshole mode and not give a shit.
i don't think i'm not at the bitter asshole stage yet, but yea i can easily see myself just not giving a fuck anymore
>>27864883
>every single person
what? no you're branded as an asshole because you are nobody to anyone. you seem selfish and arrogant to an extreme.
>>27864982
robots are not necessarily distant or cold, you shitspouting faggot. many were just bullied to submission or are uncomfortable around people, but ultimately want to (or don't care to) have some quantity of close relationships. You're not going to please everyone but if you have a few friends or a girlfriend then nobody who calls you an asshole is going to matter in your life and you wouldn't make (as many) attention whoring blog threads like this. you're explicitly talking about insecurity and fear disguised as "calculating" as if it's a fucking strength. either be the edgy cunt you want to be all the way and stop giving a fuck, or face your fears and make a few friends. trying to have it both ways wherever you're the victim is not being a robot, it's being a woman.
>>27865389
>>27865380
>>27864898
Hello users of Reddit! Enjoying your stay?
>taught to be extremely analytical
>naturally very observant and read body language extremely well
>can legitimately tell the intent and emotion of everyone
>my natural ability to see how and why everyone acts the way they do makes me defend myself from bullshit
>get tagged an asshole because people's tricks don't work on me
>>27865456
>is too new to know how often these threads got shit on in the past
I'm like Dexter myself; a total sociopath. But I can hide it really well.
>>27865453
Thanks for the "bee yourself" advice. Also you still haven't explained how planning every action you do is edgy. So please tell me how I'm being edgy without making broad generalizations.
>>27864883
stop projecting your fantasies here, no one takes you seriously
>>27865484
>is too new to realize these threads are posted on /b/ saying which comic book character do you identify with
>is too stupid to realize that's not what this thread is asking
>>27865468
>>get tagged an asshole because people's tricks don't work on me
they don't like it when you can read them like a book, they want you to play their games
>>27865492
>blogs with vague, unrealistic comments about himself
>"don't be broad pls"
nice. you're being edgy because you said you are unfairly judged as an asshole for not trying to be "besties." you're like every kid in history who fell below expectations.
>tell this fucking queer to make a decision about what he wants
>"thanks for the bee yourself advice"
>>27865509
blog threads were always bad threads. I'm LITERALLY Dexter Morgan.
>>27865540
I don't think you have any idea what edgy means.
Because last I checked being introverted wasn't edgy.
Last I checked being asocial wasn't edgy.
>>27865555
>is too new to realize /r9k/ was meant for blog posts
>>27864883
>tfw
In reality everyone's very courteous and I return courtesy. I just don't reveal anything about myself to people unless asked.
I dislike that I don't seem to have any close friends. I REALLY dislike that when women talk to me my breathing gets shallow and I turn pale. That shouldn't happen.
I think if I'm ever going to hold a conversation with a qt, anybody for that matter, I need to drink a lot first. I might try this next week.
>>27865566
>being introverted = social retardation
nice meme.
>>27865578
>doesn't own a poop jug
>>27865624
I never said that. You did. Stop putting words in my mouth.
>>27864883
I know that, you INTP?
>>27865468
same here
I feel like I have a super power
I went to the child psychologist my sister went to once just because my mom was curious and it was being covered
the lady actually said my ability to diagnose social situations puts me at about as far from autistic as possible
she literally told my mom to spill on every thing because it was essentially impossible to lie to me
>>27865666
calm down tom hardy. this phase will pass someday soon.
>>27864883
Translation
>tfw I'm autistic, awkward and weird
>tfw it's hard/rare for me to understand my emotions
>tfw I'm branded an asshole because I'm an awkward edgy piece of shit
Fixed for you, OP.
>so any snowflakes with special abilities to read others
holy shit
you are all so much like that dude helping the police in that tv show
Personally I'm more like the guy from Psych. Good looking, quirky, random and with a natural ability to perceive things that go unnoticed to others!
>claims to be analytical and calculating
>has failed to assess the value of being liked
if you can read people like a book and have it all figured out why don't you have them doing you favors and giving you information
>>27865742
>>27865801
I'm this guy >>27865687
Knowing people's intentions doesn't automatically give you a silver tongue. All I can do is read what other people are doing, I have no idea what to do myself.
>>27865853
that's like saying you can predict the weather but you don't know if you should dress light or take an umbrella with you. effectively, you don't know shit.
if you can't put 2 and 2 together then there's no point in saying you have some special snowflake observational skills or social awareness.
>>27865969
such is the life of a beta m8
no matter what there's nothing i can do
>>27865795
Same tbqhwy senpai
Glad to meet someone else just like me! We are few and far between!
>>27864883
>>27864982
The tippy toppest of edge
Lol what a faggot kill urself :^)
>>27865969
You know, most robots have stopped giving a shit about people. Theyre done. Its not that theyre edgey but at one point being treated like garbage on a daily basis makes you a cold bastard, thats just the way it is. I can read exactly when a person hates me or is fake its easy to tell and thats completely fine, this world has bullshit written all over it.
>all theses asspained replies
lmao you guys need to chill the fuck out.
>>27865468
Im like this as well. I used to be totally oblivious and autistic, but i slowly developed more and more social abilities, and made a 180 degree turn when i turned 18. Also smoking weed legitimately helped me open my eyes as to how autistic i used to act and played a major part in escaping social ineptitude for me.
Still have social anxiety to an extent but its not even close to how it used to be.
>>27866121
Fuck off you edgy fuck
>>27864883
I know how you feel OP
>people are nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
>>27866130
You're the only edgy sounding one here mate.
>>27866101
except the "cold bastard" that you are isn't some hardened badass who just doesn't care, it's an unfit, confused retard on the computer all day trying to get attention over his "problems" whether it's direct or indirect. there's no need to be edgy, there's no need to blame the world or act like you just went down a different road. i'm sure you have some strengths to talk about, but shitposting about how pathetic you are should match how you really feel.
>>27866167
TOP EDGE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw
The worst part is, that half of the posts in this thread aren't ironical.
>>27866124
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
A-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH
>>27866225
DUDE! A-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH
>>27866244
His face really heats my ovens.
>tfw your gf literally calls you a cold, calculating, emotionless robot
>tfw she doesn't know about r9k
>tfw you can never escape robotdom
>>27866273
2lo in content my ASS
Kill >>27866273rself.
>>27865969
This was an original 10/10 post. Nuggets of gold here and there buried in shit.
>>27864883
This is literally Supreme Gentleman:The Shitpost
You're not edgy and you're not "calculating". Psychopaths don't distance people from them they attract people
>>27866531
>asspained beta
>>27864883
>I have bad social skills
>I'm uncomfortable interacting with people
>I want to pretend this is a strength instead of trying to improve myself
>tfw playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers
who /puppetmaster/ here? nothing more than a game to me
>>27866622
He never said anything about strength.
>>27864883
But is your sense of humor wicked?
>>27866548
Define beta
oh wait you don't know what the word means.
>>27866626
robust below wax semiautomatic aqua
>>27866646
the reaction image represents defiance, and being cold and calculating is certainly considered positive in the context of getting something done. in this case, he might as well say that he's really organized and that's why he can't get a job.
>>27866626
>tfw manipulate roaches for my social experiments
>tfw they will never understand me
>>27864883
I'm a manifested Gendo. A cold, calculating man who knows how to pull the string of others without being noticed.
>>27866672
Its time to stop posting little guy ;)
>>27866646
He calls himself cold, calculating and distant and puts a picture of Tom Hardy as the post.
Do you really have this much trouble reading people? OP is pretty transparent
what is calculating? cold? why are you calling yourself that? do yourself a favour and stop posting
>>27864883
No one cares. Be honest with yourself. Has anyone ever actually called you an asshole or are you just projecting your desire to be accepted? Trust me, most people are happy ignoring you if that's what you want.
>>27864883
What precisely do you think the traits of an asshole are other than being cold, calculating, distant, and to have difficulty letting other people in?
>>27866805
>Do you really have this much trouble reading people?
Maybe, what is wrong with being distant. I think I am distant I also am organized why is that bad? I should be disorganized?
If youre really so cold you wouldnt give a fuck about what people think of you mate
>>27866767
>>27866805
OP here, laughing at all these replies. I picked Tom Hardy because I'm in love with the guy. Not because I think he represents strength. Holy shit you people read way too much into shitposts.
>>27867103
yeah dude i was just kidding too! don't take 4chan so seriously XDD
>>27867103
>says he's cold
>backtracks this much so people get the right impression of him on a sushi board
>>27866972
It doesn't make you a bad person, it makes you an ineffective person. Someone can be cold, distant, and still be an effective person, but clearly you're not doing it right if you're complaining to us about it. It sounds like you have trouble connecting with people and that's a weakness. When things aren't going your way and your immediate reaction is to blame others, it's called immaturity. If you don't like how people are reacting to you you should consider what you might be doing wrong.
>>27867103
>>27867085
good point hibeemind
>>27864883
Iktf lad and on top of those things I get branded edgy on the internet when I try to explain ... by people like this asshole >>27864898
>>27867103
You sound a little upset OP
>>27867692
>this post
edge 2bh
I don't talk with people because I have no reason to do this. There's nothing really going on in my life and everything sort of seems pointless. However I do feel a little bad when people label me as the weird guy who never talks. Maybe it's because I'm afraid of talking with strangers, maybe I'm just retarded. Recently I've been feeling like my life has stopped and everyone is still going forward and I'm stuck in the mud. I'd like to share a conversation with someone and make close friends but I'm so vocally handicapped that it'll never happen for me. I like to think that I'm a genuinely nice guy but years of being locked in my room has made me hard to relate to and strange that even my family feel distant to me. From my point of view the real world feels like a repetitive cliche TV show, everyone is so predictable and I know how most people respond to one another, their emotions , they way of thinking. Everything is so easy to understand that I see through the lies and see them for what they really are, and the reality is that they don't want to talk with me.
