>That kid who wore nothing but suits to school everyday and had a briefcase instead of a backpack
>That kid who was super pale and did a bunch of drugs and everybody bullied him and wore trenchcoats and you thought he would shoot up the school but he never did
>that kid who was disabled in a wheelchair and it took him a million years to get down the hall
>that one black kid who scared you despite never even talking to you
shameless self bump
pls don't mute me robot
>that one fat kid who wore tight shirts and thought he was buff
There's always the above guy and that random aggressive black guy(s) in every school desu senpai
>>27864350
>that kid who was a nerd but got very average grades
>>27864669
>I'M JUST BULKING BRO
>>27864710
H-hey. I r-resemble this remark. ;-;
>>27864747
That guy who fell in love with half the girls in his class every year
>the kid on the footy team who wore his footy team jacket everyday and acted like hot shit
>That really tall fat black kid who looked like he should be on the football team but was actually a massive fucking dork who liked anime and videogames
>That beta kid who loved this stacy and sent her a rose from this shitty school program
>mfw they were in the same class when it got there
>mfw she said no
>mfw everybody including me laughed loud as fuck
>mfw he started crying and ran out of class
>mfw this really happened
>the hispanic kid who hit on every girl in class with a played up Antonio Banderas sounding voice.
>>27864350
>>That kid who wore nothing but suits to school everyday and had a briefcase instead of a backpack
Are you trying to summon him?
>that kid who all the girls fell for but he never gave a shit
>that kid who never let his bookbag out of his sight
>That kid who wore the same clothes every day
>That kid who wore autistic brony and dr who shit every day
>That kid who thought the entire school was head over heels for her but everyone talked shit about her behind her back
>That kid who skipped 75% of the time
>That kid who refused to participate in gym
>That kid who sat down during the pledge
>That kid who tried to be an autistic Michael Jackson at the school dances
>That kid who jailbroke everybody's iPhones for $5 a pop who probably made lots of bank after iOS updates
>>27864808
lol that was me. except the nigger part.
>that kid who fell in love with every girl who showed him the slightest sign of affectionSorry.
>>27864350
>that kid who made one of these threads not understanding how it works
How was highschool today?
>the kid the ratty military surplus jacket covered in safety pins
>patches held to it with more safety pins that had band logos and anarchy symbols
>carried skateboard at all times
>smoked outside between every class
>fingernails painted black
>>27864861
I actually thought of that kek, but reviewbrah wears nice suits and looks presentable, this kid
>had a pedo stache
>manlet tier (reviewbrah is 6'4)
>suits were polyester
>smelled like absolute shit
>wore a trilby (reviewbrah wears a fedora)
I'm a huge fan of ReportofTheweek. Have a rare reviewbrah
>>27864964
Reviewbrah has style and dignity. He's a bit of a different breed than the ordinary 'wore dress clothes to school every day' type.
>>27864964
This is now a RepWeek thread.
>>27865042
I was honestly shocked when I saw this picture, I always though reviewbrah was like 5'8 because of how big his suits are
>>27865042
I really would like him to start reviewing beer, spirits, and wine when he is old enough. I think it would be a smooth transition for his channel.
>that kid who always wore his pyjamas under his school uniform
>that kid who used to take the toilet brush from the toilet and try to hit people with is during recess
>that kid who shat themselves while walking to a lesson
>that kid who claimed he saw a teacher watching child porn but nothing ever happened
>that kid who always sat with the most popular kids but never spoke to any of them and was always being laughed at by them instead
>that kid who never shaved off his retarded puberty moustache
>tfw I was that kid
>>27865102
>yfw he's 24
>>27865116
Nice wojak, friend
>saved
>>27865119
No way! What? I thought he just finished highschool a couple years ago.
>>27865075
>>27865102
>>27865119
Favourite review?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF5HIJk8Ot8
On account of "Long Dong" and "Dr. Pepe".
>That kid who played magic before, during lunch and after school in the library
>That kid with the monster tab necklace
>That atheist kid who wore a fedora and black coat and smelt like 3 week old gym socks
>That bi furry kid that wore a rainbow tail and kissed dudes in the hallway
>That kid that didn't know where he fit in so he migrated from one group of rejects to another
>Those kids who Eiffel towered a girl on the football field
>That creepy retarded kid who earned the nickname "fappy" and would masturbate on the bus
>That kid who browsed 4chan in school and thought it was cool and edgy
There was some diversity at my school
>That kid who wore feminine clothes and looked really cute
>the popular farm kid who got along with almost everyone
>the crazy horse girls
>the hot, snobby dairy girls
>the chill, weed smoking beef chicks
>the kid who worked all the time after school
>the kid with the muscle car
>>27864863
>>that kid who never let his bookbag out of his sight
Haha that was me
I'm so retardef about not ever letting people touch my things
>>27865273
>will never fuck that kid in the bathroom
>>27865116
>tfw people don't realizethat kid is supposed to be you
>>27864871
>autistic brony shit
didn't that shit start like four years ago? what age are you anon?
>That kid that who was a "hipster" and wore a 12 foot Dr. Who scarf everyday.
>That kid who would have an inhaler filled with the shit that is in whipit's and do it in class
>That kid that would smear shit on the walls in the bathroom
>That kid who would draw dicks in the text books (that was me)
>>27864350
>>That kid who wore nothing but suits to school everyday and had a briefcase instead of a backpack
We used to have a kid like that. I'm ashamed as fuck of how people used to laugh at him and bully him.
>>27865210
I liked the one where he ironically reviewed two different kinds of drinking water, I've only bought spring water since seeing that review
>that teacher who everyone chucked orange slices at
>that kid who did card tricks for staceyturned out I'm literally autistic
>>27864350
>That kid who was in a motorized wheelchair
He even tried to drift in it after caving in to peer pressure
>>27865119
Dude he's 22.
t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch_phMlVuZA: response to top comment
>>27865623
>tried
so he didn't manage it?
>>27865273
>that kid who was bullied every day of the first year for wearing feminine clothes and looking really cute
>that kid who everyone thought was gaythey were right
>that kid who never brought anything to school and skipped half the classes
>that kid who had no friends in his own class and only socialized with upper grades
>all one kid
high school was pretty good desu
>>27865640
He tried, but when he had to jerk and use every last muscle he could use his body to do it
>mfw there was a huge screeching noise
>mfw he the chair tipped over and he fell out
>>27865636
The point still stands that he is old enough to review beer and liquor
>>27865711
>caving to normies
>gets this
>>27865762
>thought you were responding to >>27865075
>>27865214
>That kid who browsed 4chan in school and thought it was cool and edgy
me and a lad did this once there was a sub so we put a proxy on the computer and watched porn on /gif/ the whole time
>>27865214
>me and my friend would go on 2chan and whoever could find porn first won
>>27864871
>the kid who refused to participate in gym
I was basically that but you had to do something to get a mark so I put 2% effort in so I wouldn't get sweaty.
>>27865470
19, turning 20 next month.
I'm a young'n.
>>27865623
We had a dude who had some thing that affected his motor control badly, forget what it is. He sounded like a retard and flailed around a lot, but he was actually a really fucking cool dude.
He had to get something done on his chair once and we suggested he try to get spinners on the wheels. He actually got them, put on a backwards hat and sunglasses, and then speedy wheeled around the school not giving any fucks.
>>27865273
>That kid who accidentally went into the girl's changing room, only for none of the girls to freak out or notice him because he looked that girly.
>That blind kid.
>That kid who tried to beat up the blind kid for no reason and was treated like a sub-human monster by everyone else in the school afterwards. Other chads and bullies didn't even give him the time of day.
>That girl who never took a bath and tried to bully others.
>Was honestly really bad it at, but because of her smell she succeeded in making people uncomfortable.
>That kid in choir who threw up all over his classmates during a play.
>That kid who passed out during the sex ed presentaiton.
>That fat kid who passed out whilst they were trying to take a school picture of all 4,000 students in sweltering 100+ degree weather and caused a domino effect.
>That kid who used his violin case as a battering ram in the crowded halls.
>That kid who wrote bomb threats in the bathroom and caused the school to be closed for 2 days.
>That kid who showed up to school deathly for 3 months, obviously has an infection or something, but whenever the teacher or other kids asks why he isn't at home he says his Dad doesn't want him to.
>Gym Teacher let's him sleep in his office because he coughed up blood when he tried to run.
>Limps through the halls like a zombie, everyone ignores him like he has the plague.
>Eventually the teachers purposefully start marking him absent so he can get into In School Suspension so he at least doesn't have to walk everywhere.
>Those popular kids who all burned to death horribly in a drunk driving accident during spring breakGuess which ones are me
>that kid who asked to be put in another room when the teachers put on rap in music class
>his friend who wanted to do the same but chickened out and talked shit about his friend when he left to please the class
Sorry for betraying you John. Sincerely, David.
>>27865954
>He had to get something done on his chair once and we suggested he try to get spinners on the wheels. He actually got them, put on a backwards hat and sunglasses, and then speedy wheeled around the school not giving any fucks.
Kid sounds fucking legend.
>>27864762
thats me. i swear i could fall in love with almost every girl in my class. and thats not a good thing
>i wasted my high school avoiding everything and everyone
>i probably wasted so many opportunities to fuck cute boys
someone PLEASE invent a time machine already
>that kid who threw up in the hallway and tried to clean it up before anyone noticed
>that kid who hanged out with the robots but looked like a normie
>that clearly gay kid who would cry over the dumbest of things.
>that autistic kid who couldn't get enough sonic the hedgehog.
>that kid who never made eye contact.
>>27864350
did you go to school in Riverdale, NY
>that kid who never shaved his fucking monstrous beard and sidebeard
>that depressed as fuck kid who had a class with the clinically autistic kids
>that kid who was embarrassed with his weight but never did anything about it
>>27866652
I was the second one.
Oh fuck. I was ultra depressive and grouped with the fucktarded retards. If I could go back to highschool I'd an hero infront of the cheerleaders.
>>27864808
>tfw 6'5" butthate sports
>>27866596
Nah, senpai, I went to Ballard High School in Seattle, WA
>>27866595
>>that kid who never made eye contact.
Oh jesus
That reminds me of a guy I know
>skinny as humanly possible
>literally gets a headache if he heatbutts someone or headbutts a football
>speaks in a slow, autistic voice
>face and body turned towards you, eyes look down or to the side
>will only look at you from the side for some reason
>wanted to go to parties
>we invited him to a party just to see him get drunk, and he almost did after 1 bottle because he is so lightweight
>he bought a boxing set for his birthday and sold it away soon
He is also going to a university with the most notorious night life next year. I can't wait to see how he does.
>>27866701
I kind of miss them. The class of autistic kids, i mean. I'm not like you, I actually identify as one of them.
I really want to go back there and talk to them, the new generation. We share a struggle. Maybe we all could learn something.
>>27866090
Bomb threats and zombie.
>>27866801
I was just below average.
Or studying never worked for me.
The austitic kids were stupid and didn't want to change. I'd educate myself and watch documentaries I had an above average reading level and they were in 10 grade struggling with 3rd grade reading comprehension.
Oh and I'm fucktarded in math so that's why I'm incompetent. Getting placed in retard classes ruined my confidence and gives me a negative impression of myself.
>that narcissistic kid who was a pathological liar and sometimes bullied, so you didn't really know if you felt sorry for him or hated him
>that kid with religious parents with moral from the 18th century, who tried to hide this fact and ended up with weird contradictory issues
>that stupid kid with a self-made father who had made some money and bought him everything, but everyone knew that he would be forever living in his father's shadow
>>27866090
>guess which ones are me
serves you right for driving drunk
now get the fuck off my r9k. I won't tolerate any form of Chad, ethereal or corporeal.
>>27866903
I was pretty good at math. All you need to know about math, and any applied subject really, is the rules. Knowing how it works is a good bonus, but not necessary. I could have done better if I had just tried. The good thing about being autistic is removing yourself from reality and just focusing on that one cordoned part of your sight right in front of you.
I don't have to talk to people. I don't need to make friends. All I need to do is to do well, and then I'll be happy.
>>27866090
>>That kid who passed out during the sex ed presentaiton
Ours was gay too. Didn't do him any favours.
>that kid who wore a wool jacket over a vest with slacks and used a sack instead of a backpack
Faggot probably loved Neutral Milk Hotel too.
>>27864871
>>That kid who wore the same clothes every day
That was me.
>>27864811
thats gondola you retard
>that one kid who was mentally and physically handicapped but had speakers strapped to his electric wheelchair and would roll around blasting rap music with a few black guys following and no teachers really gave a shit
Wait he was alright.
>That kid who had leukemia and everybody tried to not mention if but there was this feeling in the air that we all knew he wasn't coming back next year
>>27865301
Nou-rin?
Didn't go to a rural school but
>those crazy horse girls
IktfI wanted to fuck them
>that kid who was a huge cunt and thought everyone was against him
>>27864350
>That kid who wore nothing but suits to school everyday and had a briefcase instead of a backpack
I was friends with that kid
>that kid who acted like a hacker/computer specialist
>that kid who died of a drug overdose any everybody suddenly acted like he was Jesus
I didn't care about the prick before he died, and I didn't care after either. Made me sick to see the way everyone acted...
>that girl who hated you although you had never spoken to her
>not tsundere she just despised you
>>27864964
That suit is way too big for him.
>>27866090
you're the girly fag
>highschool
>tall girl who went to middleschool with me starts telling people she's my cousin so that can mess with me while others think it's just family being playful
>during lunch, whenever she sees me walk past her she calls my name really loud and when I go approach her she rests her arm on my shoulder and starts asking me embarrassing questions (how do you masturbate if your penis is so small?, etc) and no matter how I answered them, her friends would laugh
>she would ask me for money on a weekly basis so she can have bus fare or eat when she really just wanted money to buy videogames or CDs or make up
>if she ever sees me in the morning she'll sneak up behind me and rub Victoria's Secret all over my hands so that I'm forced to rub it all over my arms and legs and make me smelly girly
>one time I was going to go to use a washroom , she stopped me from going into the men's washroom and said that I wasn't tall enough to be considered a man so she made me go in the women's washroom with her and she made me sit down on a toilet to pee in her piss water
>>27864871
>That kid who tried to be an autistic Michael Jackson at the school dances
we had a literal autist for this
>>27867887
I'd murder her.... Why did you go through all of that bull shit anon?
>>27867775
It's really not; the shoulder seams rest properly on his shoulders. What makes it look odd is that he has fairly wide shoulders in comparison to the size of his head.
>that kid who everyone made fun of for being a scrawny nerd
>that kid who was so nerdy he shifted the bullying off of yourself just by existing
>that one kid who even you pitied
Sorry Travis
>that kid who died
I was that kid
>That kid who was super talkative and popular freshmen year
>After that never talked again.
>Rumors circulated that he was raped.
>>27868073
because I was too nice to be angry at anyone.
>>27868214
How's the shitposting in hell?
>that conservative Jew who was a grade-grubbing, extra-curricular collecting, elitist pussy who talked like a fag
>always thought he was deep in the closet
>he just raped a girl in college, big talking point for my old HS friends
>basically, a girl got blackout drunk and disappeared from a party, woke up in his room
>he flew home that very same day, in the middle of the week
>she told the school and everything
>his dad must've pulled some strings and got it swept under the rug because nothing happened
guess I was wrong lol
>that kid who acted as an anime character
>>27866090
>>27866999
I was that gay kid
I fucking threw up in class while the teacher was talking about how vaginas work then walked out and passed out in the hallway
That kid who always got blamed for farting
>that one really fat super republican kid. If you disagree with him he'll call you a hypocrite.
>that one kid who was constantly falling in love with girls.
>that girl who had no issues talking about her period.
>that short kid who hated tall kids.
>that kid who had crazy religious parents.
>that kid who was really ignorant.
>>27864871
>underage kid found
Ghetto school reporting in
>that one black kid that had legendary roasts
>that fat racist white kid who hates niggers
>that one somalian kid who tries to act like a gangster but is a pussy
>that one kid who gets stabbed in the foot
>that one short irish kid who was fucking scary, and you would think has a knife in his pockets and will use it in any moment
>that irish kid who gets expelled and becomes a drunkark by 17
>that kid who brings a knife into school to show off and gets expelled
>that one kid with the broken family. Oh wait. Thats half the school
>That one black nerd who wants to get out of the ghetto
>that jewish kid from a middle class family that tries to act cool to fit in, then moves to a different school a few weeks after starting
It was fun
>>27867435
I had a kid like this in class. He called everyone racial slurs, talked to himself, and would trash talk about us all day long. One time me and two other guys had to go go the principal's office because he told on us for bullying him. Mfw we never said anything to him.
>>27867252
what lmao?!
we never had that, that would have been awesome to see though
>>27868542
Why would you throw up? Vaginas aren't that horrifying.
>That girl who thought she was really cool and quirky for being bisexual, so she'd tell everybody
>that girl who'd sing under her breath and when people complimented her on it she'd go OMG XD I didn't know you could hear me XDDDDDDDD
THE STUPID CUNT JUST FISHED FOR COMPLIMENTS EVERY FUCKING MATHS LESSON
>that pretentious, obnoxious kid who got expelled for groping a girl
about half the class hated him because he was such a prick, so when we heard he got expelled many people rejoiced
>mfw he got expelled for such a stupid reason
>>27869121
Somewhat of a ghetto school comrade
>that one black kid that had legendary roasts
>that fat racist white kid who hates niggers
>that one kid with the broken family. Oh wait. Thats half the school
Had those at my school
Le me
>That one black nerd who wants to get out of the ghetto
Ended up moving to the suburbs when I was in 8th grade. I can share some of my own though.
>those African kids that would always try to pick fights with us African American kids
>that one kid who got expelled after a knife fell out of his afro in Science
>that one white kid who got bullied and would always threaten to burn down the bullies' houses
>mfw the absolute madman actually got arrested threw a Molotov in one of their houses
>those upperclassmen who beat up the 6th graders on their first week of school.
mfw I was sick that week
>That one flamboyant kid who everyone though was going to be famous for doing great things, but became famous from this.
http://m.uticaod.com/article/20101213/News/312139890
That kid actually made snacks for us, and was vice-president. For our middle school graduation, it had to be heavily changed since he wrote quite about of it.
>that cute girl who seemed to like me when I was 12, then asked me out, I said yes, then revealed it was a joke about 3 hours later, and made me look like a fucking retard in front of everyone, who thought it was hilarious. I don't know what she gained from embarrassing me in front of everyone, but she did it.at least I learnt never to trust roasties, from a young age, rather than only learning after I had already been made to pay alimony and child support
>that kid that pointed the gun at the class before he pulled it on himself and blew off his head
>that one kid that carries around a penny board and wears rasta clothing
>that one kid who never talks
ITT: Autistic virgins project their self inflicted problems and other anons jerk them off for it
>that kid that pointed the gun at the class before he pulled it on himself and blew off his head
Explain this one with a story please anon
>>27869494
>>27869121
>school has large populations of blacks
>makes it ghetto
Faggots
>>27869662
>that one kid who never talks
>tfw
>>27866090
Did you get found out anon?
>>27869783
Any place with a high population of blacks is basically Detroit
>>27869585
>Alec Champagne, 14
That nigger is not 14.
>>27869662
>>that one kid that carries around a penny board and wears rasta clothing
Hits too close to home.
>>27869815
Yeah but faggots here have a class with e or 4 blcks in it
>kek ghetto school so many niggars
>>27869783
I guess a school isn't in the ghetto if it's in a highly crime infested part of the already crime infested city and is across the street from a fucking mental hospital.
>>27869825
Waz a penny board?
>>27864964
>(reviewbrah is 6'4)
He's actually said he's 5'9. His segment on Tosh.0 backs that up (Daniel Tosh is 6'3 and Reviewbrah looks tiny next to him).
>>27869866
ya man, i did it to look cool.
It worked to some extent.
>>27869861
A mental hospital would literally raise land value and force out garbage just like a regular hospital would do
Whats wrong anon?
Few black people scare you?
>>27869890
No you faggot
What is it?
>>27869494
>that one kid who got expelled after a knife fell out of his afro in Science
>the absolute madman actually got arrested threw a Molotov in one of their houses
Holy shit
>>27869824
A lot of kids where I lived at were his size desu. He was also in wrestling so that might've been it too.
>>27869911
Oh, its like a longboard (long skateboard made for cruising) but smaller.
>>27865102
I can see the appeal, but I'd prefer if he didn't. He'd go from having his signature boyish charm to just being yet another one of the many fedoras who do that already.
>>27869911
It's a fucking skateboard you fagotron.
>>27869900
Never said that they scared me. I was one of the black kids. I got shit from some of the white and black kids for being mixed though.
>>27869945
Omg long boards are so big right now at university.
Its practically a meme
>>27869952
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
i have that board. women actually love the colors on it
>>27869968
>not adopting black traits
>and fucking white girls
Wut are you doing?
>nignog intellect shines brightly
>>27869974
Its hurts to see how accurate it is from looking back at it.
>>27870008
Today super long hair and man buns are in with long boards.
Rest of image is accurate
>that kid who always started sweating on penis inspection day
>>27870008
thanks doc
bl00x
>that kid who thought that because she didn't have a penis she wouldn't get her shit kicked in for picking a fight
>>27865116
It really feels bad to be that kid.Atleast now I have a proper mustache
>>27865954
>He had to get something done on his chair once and we suggested he try to get spinners on the wheels. He actually got them, put on a backwards hat and sunglasses, and then speedy wheeled around the school not giving any fucks.
Kek
>that edgy kid who spent study hall on the computers looking at Encyclopedia Dramatica articles.
>>27870795
like theres anything else to do at lunchtime anyways
>>27870008
>tfw you own 3 longboards for no reason
>not very good at tricks but can bomb hills and slide well
>wear hockey sweatshirts all the time because I like them, but everyone realizes I'm an autistic fuckwit
>tfw someone asks you about longboarding stuff and you just know everything about it and treat me like some kind of expert just because I know how to adjust trucks
>tfw hate every other longboarder at my school
>tfw just want to bomb hills in china
>that kid who was always told he was very smart, had an above average IQ but never had interests in anything in particular except video games and had mediocre grades at best
>>27871214
>that kid who was always told he was very smart, had an above average IQ but never had interests in anything in particular except video games and had mediocre grades at best
I know that feel. Except video games were just escapism, not an actual interest.
>>27871214
That's me, dude
>>27865301
>the popular farm kid who got along with almost everyone
>the crazy horse girls
>the hot, snobby dairy girls
>the kid who worked all the time after school
>the kid with the muscle car
holy shit I thought I was the only one who felt these small town feels.
I may be a failure, but getting out of there was the one good decision I made.
>that kid with the dead mom you couldn't make a "your mom" joke around without it getting weird.
>>27871214
>never spoke
>always read to kill time because no friends
>everyone assumes I'm a genius
And then I dropped out of high school because I'm a irredeemable retard when it comes to math.
>>27864871
>Micheal Jackson
sawasera?
