Tell me you're not voting for lyin' Ted after this.
I'm going to need a source on this, friendo.
>>27862144
His defense of a law that banned the sale of dildos in Texas back when he was state AG.
>he's not voting bernie so that your grandchildren can enjoy the NEET life
>Ted could make nofap the law of the land with his understanding of masturbation rights
kek, always knew this nofap shit was just Christian fundies with a sex obsession.
>>27862178
You got it all wrong, vote Bernie so your grandparents can live the NEET life. Your grandchildren will be slaves to our creditors or suffer under hyperinflation as the US dollar collapses in the face of skyrocketing government obligation spending.
>>27862210
>being this retarded
at least you won't even bother to vote
now i am lol
>>27862104
>there is no substantive due-process right to stimulate one's genitals
This doesn't make any sense. Is he saying that somebody could be imprisoned for jacking off without a trial?
>lost the entire female vote
>and the male one too
>>27862304
>being this liberal
You need some new arguing points
>>27862104
>lyin' Ted
You Trumpcunts literally repeat whatever he memes like sheep, it's incredible
>tfw this is ted cruz's college roomate
>>27862210
What kind of government obligation spending do you have in mind?
Can't be worse than a useless wall
>>27862304
>liberals
>shitting on others about voter turnout
>>27863917
>useless wall
Find me a wetback that can climb a 50ft stone wall
>>27863905
>implying people don't change their beliefs over 20 years.
>>27862104
>The Republican front runners are a religious fanatic and a literal clown
Excellent choices GOP, you're sure to win the general with these exceptional candidates.
apparently he tries to kiss little girls for no reason
wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EFEhD6ETtg
>>27863955
>implying hillary wont be indicted
>implying bernie's supporter base consists of more than 14 year olds
>>27863989
>implying Hillary won't be indicted
She won't. She has too many powerful friends.
>implying bernie's supporter base consists of more than 14 year olds
Polls consistently show he'd beat both Trump and Cruz in the general.
>Ted Cruze literally caused the entire US government to shut down a few years ago because he did a fillabuster instead of compromising
How is no one shoving this fact in everyone's face?
>>27864027
>polls consistently show he'd beat both Trump and Cruz in the general
I think that's his point. Bernie does great in the polls because his supporters are all underaged. He looks good online but once the actually voting starts he can't compete because more than half his supporters can't even vote.
>>27864107
Polls are mostly done via landlines, i.e., extremely old people.
>>27863954
>being such a hypocrite
>don't do what i did kiddos!
>>27864174
*shrug*
People do change though.
>>27864206
>*shrug*
Well, time to throw all your posts in the trash
>>27864220
How am I suppose to say it?
I guess you're right?
>>27864247
Confirmed redditor
Go back to r/conservative please
>>27863845
Frig off Ted
>>27864174
>baby boomer "got mine" attitude
politicians
>>27863845
Found the rat
>>27864290
I actually got on reddit this year and I don't go on that subreddit.
I don't understand your intolerance to my posts. I'm not committing any logical fallacies. I'm open to changing my point of view. I can't believe you're just this much of a fucking idiot to disregard me just because I browse reddit.
>>27864366
>defending reddit
>logical fallacies
>im open to changing my point of view
Leave and never come back. You don't belong here.
>>27864385
Fuck you nigger; I'm staying.
>>27864071
>he wants the government to function
top cuk
>>27864107
>this retard actually thinks children are polled
>>27864401
You're what's killing this place
Your mindset clashes with board culture so bad someone can easily pick out that you belong on Reddit in just a couple posts.
Seriously, go live with your own kind.
>>27864295
>>27864314
>I don't just do what Donald says!
>er, er, lyin' Ted! Ted the Rat!
Fantastic points, well made
>>27864488
Someone get this hotted outta here
I literally cannot WAIT for Trump to lose, I'll be posting all day on /pol/ soaking up the incandescent rage and butthurt of these meme spouting losers
>>27864496
>he accused me of memeing
>I'll counter with some epic memes
>he accused me again
>I'll counter with some epic memes
Despite your love for Trump, reddit is truly your home
>>27864474
Except I have been on /r9k/ for many years. This place is long dead and has zero value whatsoever. Just a breeding ground of pathetic cucks, cockhungry trannies, worthless betas, and paranoid schizophrenics. You can make a thread here about any bait and everyone will respond. Don't try to deny this. You can't fix stupid and you can definitely not make /r9k/ great again. Just accept our shitty board for what it is. A place where people and their ideas go to die.
>voting for ted cruz in the first place
Good goy
>>27864541
>Deflecting from your own debating shortcomings this hard
Top lel
>>27863953
Haven't you seen sicaro senpai? they tunnel under that shit.
http://content.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1895418,00.html
>>27864637
>another meme
>he think he's "debating"
When Trump loses I'll give you all the memes you want friend
Cruz can't be president, he's Canadian.
>>27863953
do you even know how they smuggle shit into the US? why do you pretend to know about this issue? the mexicans already found a solution to your inexisting wall. they have hundreds of tunnels through which they smuggle everything.
fuck, i mean why dont you idiots know about this if youre so educated and worried about these issues? because you're not, you're just following the mob.
>>27862104
Still am
Don't see a source
>>27864724
Honestly I just want to see a giant wall and the mayhem Trump will provide to this country.
>>27863953
find me a faggot whos never heard of a 50 foot ladder
>>27864290
fellow redditor here! i'd like to tell you to be kind to my reddit brothers since they bring fresh new content to this board
>the libertarian meme ended
>we're back to retarded non-solutions instead of just ending the drug war and closing the black market
cuck it up
usa drug policy literally turned mexico into a failed narco-state
we trained mexican police teams and gave them equipment
they defected to the cartels and overthrew the mexican government
it's a pretty awful lollercoaster
>>27862104
>Liking that rat in the first place
>>27864514
And you will celebrate Cruz? Imagine he becomes President. He is really the worst option. Not only is he a religious nut but he wants to cut funding to and deregulate everything.
>>27865670
Accelerate the Revolution Comrade
Class-consciousness never comes without poverty and starvation
>>27862104
>a known serial killer
He is our guy, senpai
>>27864107
Wew lad, you are a special sort of retard.
>>27862164
>wanting girls to stretch out their pussies before sex with BBC dildos
what?
>>27864664
even drug lords see the value of rail transportation (well, of goods anyway)
>>27863905
Gigantic kek
>>27862104
What's Trump's opinion of masturbation? There's no way I am voting Bernie or Hillary.
>>27864027
> polls show that he consistently beats Trump and Cruz in the general
It's too bad that wacky Bernie won't even beat Hillary then. Sad!
>>27866129
>wanting to limit freedom just because you hate women
i bet thosands of potential geniouses have killed themselves, and yet retards like you are still healthy.
>>27864401
>Fuck you nigger
Ignore that buttblasted cuck. You're more than welcome here.
libertarians truly are cucks when they support a guy who is literally not libertarian at all socially.
>>27866382
I doubt Donald is prudish in sexual matters
Based as fuck
All of the degenerate normies against this need to leave
>>27866846
Thanks I guess, anon.
>>27862104
Seems reasonable. I'd vote for him if I was an americuck.
He technically right though. The word rights get thrown around lot, for shit that doesn't really qualify. Beating your dick or rubbing your roastie, isn't specifically a right, but any law against doing it in your own home could not be inforced do to your other actual rights. Just go ahead and try to beat your dick in front of your oneitis, if you think you have a right to fap.
