>become distant even with closest friends
>you aint affecting my grinding discipline, filthy casuals Long story short i became, what you call in developed countries, a Neet. Just that i wont get any support from my family because they are neither stupid or rich, so you work or get your ass kicked out.
>Finish fucking school, im not that dumb by the way but neither am i a model student in any shape or form
>just do what i need to get thru with the minimum effort possible.
>Fast forward three years
>Manipulated my family to think i was doing well in two different careers
>First computer science, i aint touching that math, dropped out after 6 months of doing nothing but playing lineage 2
>Dem private servers
>Convince my family for a second chance
>get into Visual Design
>lets make some fucking games
>nope.jpg
>World of motherfucking warcraft comes in
>Private server obviously, i would have to save the spare money i get for 3 months just to pay one month.
>Play the shit outta it anyway
>i try to balance wow with real life
>Not happening

Should i continue tho??

>>27862544

I guess. I've heard this story but from first-worlders though. You said your parents would "kick you out" so did that happen? Where did you go?

ill keep posting as soon as this motherfucking filter lemme do it

>I start to lose most of the assignatures every period and never told them
>Find the imageboard comunity
>Lurking and world of warcraft, the good life
>Two and a half years go by
>Things start to get real and get expelled of the uni for poor performance
>Had to tell my family, no third change
>Get myself kicked, or rather splaped out of home
>They are really hating me since i lyied all this time along
>Find myself walking around in the street
>Trying to get in touch with cool bros from back then
>"Were you even alive?"
>Aint helping

Then i realized for the first time in my life that the things i did will haunt me for the rest of a life

>not really a full blown street walker, i still get the symphaty of my grands and some aunts.
>i can crash from time to time for food or a shower
>Close family wont help me, it was not about the videogames, or being stupid, it is about me being a compulsive liar and a worth for nothing human being.
>Evaluate my options.
>time goes by
>keep a street walker?
>Find a job?
>Shit son, what are you good for.
>Im good at writing, just it, just writing. Not nobel price level of writing, just a dude that writes stuff about things he likes.
>Imfucked.jpg
>Get interview at a call center
>Im bad dealing with people in social situations but im sort of ok when it comes down to giving a good impression of myself, manipulative traits are benefitial just this time.
>Shower for the first time in three days and get my aunt to wash my best clothing.
>Not too fancy, almost looked human.
>get the job
>like anybody with half a brain

>>27862072
>>Be me
who the fuck else would you be you stupid shithead?

>I have been clean for 5 months now of any internet contact
>Touch the computer for the first time in two months
>o shit son better u not fuck up
>surprisingly i developed hatred against japanese culture and videogames, is more like fear of getting fucked by them again.
>surprisingly im actually able to learn the job and not get distracted
>The rest of my life and the remainings of my pride are in the table
>God damn, its hard to deal with people over spain with your third world country accent over the phone
>First 15 days of training go by
>i get to a decent level of client dealing skills.
>i managed to wash my ass at least once every two days
>im so proud of myself
>final exam
>oh shit focus right now
>easy calls
>mostly some old shits trying to figure out their cell phone
>Sold them some shitty internet packages
>im in, good job me
>minimum wage FTW

>>27862831
I could have been telling the story of "him" or rather be a fictional work, i just tried to specify the fact that the history is about this "me" is writing right now.

>I cant believe im actually making money, my family are not the only NPCs to loot this item from.
>one year goes by
>Now i have a room that i share with a bro from the call center
>Bro takes over ladies from time to time
>On the other hand im climbing ranks in my studies of wizardry
>at this point i get the toughest choice of my life.
>I can either find somewhere to study or buy myself a computer and internet connection.

You know how it feels? The dire urge of patching all is wrong with your life just by playing videogames, i know son, and it still itches everytime i sit in front of a computer, wont blame you blizzard, its just that i got the addictive kind of personality so you at least keept me off from parties, drugs and alcohol.

>>27862072
>looking for a decent degree to study at night
>Degree in Philosophy and letters
>I mean decent you stupid ass fagget
>Dont listen to self and get in anyway
>It was difficult to keep up with the readings and the job
>Im not a brilliant student but this time im trying for real, if i get to become a teacher then i have a decent stable job and get to work with lolis.
>Start to get near with my family again
>get a generic cell phone and keep in touch with em
>They apreciate my efforts to fix my life
>Wont ever trust me again tho
>Christmas comes by, it was around 2011 and i had completed the first year of my degree successfully.
>Get invited to huge family meeting.
>Dress with new clothes and by this point im the not not to socially ankward guy
>Still no luck with the ladies, my specto patronum is growing stronger.
>Meet there all the people that used to love me
>We get along but im still the outcast of the family
>Then i see her, supposedly a cousin from far away that came to the city in order to start studying.
>She is this beautiful brown skinned petite lady with a marvelous womanly voice, she had a short hair tinted red and punky ass clothing.

Im getting close to the end of my pretyped stuff so feel free to share your own stories or just keep the thread alive with questions in the mean time

>>27862779
>men fought the bloodiest war history 75 years ago
>now men ruin their lives fapping to cartoon little girls, playing shitty videogames, and abusing fizzy sugar water

Why do you continue wasting my oxygen you bleeding soft cunt?

>>27862831
nufag detected

>>27862957
Not gonna deny it, im a manchild with very low self steem and never faced a real challenge up until the day i got kicked out of home. I would like some of the strenght other people have to control their own will.

>I find her out of this world beautiful
>manage to find composure under my heavy breath
>All my family start to dance and have fun, salsa y merengue
>Nope, brain does not have the drivers to execute "salsa y merengue" program.
>Get out of the house and light one up
>"I hate Smokers" says that unforgetable voice
>I almost ate the whole of my cigarette
>Drop it to the ground and plant my foot over it
>Dude, that cigarrette wont pick up by itself
>This fine lady just call me dude or the equivalent around here, Laught it off
>She is dead fucking serious
>okay, no biggie
>What was your name again she says
Lets call myself Chris
>Thats such a plane name she says
>whats your name then
>my heart is going in a race, im talking to a women out of my job for the first time in milleniums.
Lets now call her Clara
>I kind of like yours
>im so fucking Smooth
>then comes a few seconds of ankward silence

>>27862831
enjoy your stay faggot

>"what did you do" she breaks the silence
> what do you mean
> "they told me to stay away from you"
>I dont know how to respond
>She is way too direct for my slow mind to proccess
>"i just... im not one to be trusted i guess"
>"k then" she goes back insisde
>i coulda deffended myself
>i could lied to her as i always did with my family
>she being so straight forward just left me cold in my place
>i understood that trust i one of the most difficult things to regain, from yourself and from others
>I just want to go home but the meal is ready
>Delicious lechona, a roasted pork filled with rice, veggies and its own meat.
>first hot meal in a while
>feels good

What's happening I just came in. Also hi

Post faster OP

You have my attention, faggot

>Christman went by, I keep working normally because slaves get no vacations
>Fight with job bro over my bed being always a mess
>deal with it bre
>Not dealing with it
>Searching for a room in a middle way between my job and the campus
>Find a decently cheap room
>Realise that for the first time I got to call somewhere my own.
>Was not big, neither small. Just a room with its own bathroom and had to share the laundry room with the building, it was mostly students from other regions of the country and and a few shady people
>I start the third semester of the 8 needed to get my degree
>im already used to the workload
>Get a bike because I can move around without paying the bus
>routine is not bad
>I spend my free days at the campus reading and trying to keep up with my shit
>Hi there, a voice that freeze me over again.

tgis is a very boring thread

>>27862072
>>27862106
>>27862779
>>27862798
>>27862841
>>27862898
>>27862953
>>27863180
>>27863408
>>27863643

Keep going, OP. It's a good story, I hope you keep writing it.

>Hey gurl
>as i drop my spaghetti
>Do you study here or you just come to creep over the girls
>I... Ankward silence
>Just joking dude, they told me you study at night here
>Man this girl Clara just likes to get under my skin
>Werent you suppossed to stay away?
>Damn man, why are you pushing her away, i just diagnosed myself as retarded.
> Dont worry, i wont trust you
>How am i suppossed to make money then
>im becoming faster with the comebacks
>we keep talking normally until she has to go into her class
>She studies in the same uni but during daytime, she is in the program of music
>I like rock and some pop bands, clara said
>Well, i can tell from the clothing, she told me to find a group she liked over the interwebs and listen to it.
>I dont even computer
>maybe is time to get myself one

>>27863791
I try my best, since i got some time in my hands.

>Time goes by, i usually have time to go and get some read over the library at Thursday afternoon
>Clara has classes at 4 pm and i make sure to stay around to catch my fix of human contact
>Right now i got a night shift so i get to study between 8 and 11 of the night and then go work from 12 to 8 of the morning.
>I Crash in the bed and sleep up until 2pm
>I only need around 5 hours of sleep or so i think.
>The stress is always building up but the thursday is the happiest day of the week
>Even more than my free sunday
>The semester goes by but im afraid that the next one clara would have a different schedule for her classes
>im cutting contact with the only woman im able to talk with
>start to grow afraid of june

>>27864042
type faster senpai

im heading to campus to study as soon as im done studying

>>27864100
i mean im heading as soon as im done fapping

>>27864042

This is my first post on 4chan, i'm a huge lurker. but awesome story please keep going

>I never developed social skills, not real ones
>I dont know to party or whatever kids this days do at the uni
>"Do you ever have fun Chris?" clara asked me one day i was telling her about a funny call i got that week
>"Fun like parties?"
>"Yea or what do you do in your spare time"
>What is this thing called spare time
>i used to know that word
>"I just come here and chill out i guess"
>"I have a band, we dont make concerts or anything but you can come watch us practice some day"
> "I will if i can"
> Im so fucking excited, for the first time in my life a girl is confortable enough around me that she thinks about spending time with me.
>"Give me your facebook or something so we can figure it out" she says calmly
>I only have the basic cell phone from back then so i would have to ask her number
>"I dont have one"
>"Ok then"
>She just takes my cell phone and writes her number, calls herself and saves my phone on hers
>"Cya"
>i dont know if she saw my face of shock after leaving me there for her class
>i have her number
>a girls number

Keep going please good story

>>27864230
that's pretty sick dude, i hope this keeps up

>>27864230
Pls keep going OP, you have another reader

As you might guess, i was not the first one to make the call, i am too beta for it.

>Be saturday
>Be completly destroyed after a bad night of no sells and the angry boss.
>At least tomorrow is sunday.
>Get woken up at 1:30 by my cell phone
>Might be mom trying to figure out if i killed myself yet
>"Clara is calling"
>Chill out anon, you earn your life taking calls.
>"Movistar, good evening, what can i serve you with"
>FUCK, IM IN CALL CENTER MODE
>"What the fuck Chris, do you work from home or something?"
>I laught it off, yep anon good job
>"We are going to practice tomorrow, You can crash if you want"
>"of course, i will!"
>God damn, i was so excited that i sounded like a weirdo for sure
>She seem to be happy about it tho
>Gives directions
>I write them down so precisely that you could see the house over the small paper
>if i had google maps i would have stalked that small house for the rest of the day.
>No computer, but maybe that is still a good thing.
>Have the best sleep i had for a while
>No suprise i had an echi dream with Clara
>Man i love this girl, like im really feeling love for the first time on my life
>Remember that only a weirdo would fall so easily
>Im a weirdo anyway

>>27864426
I have a bad feeling about this

>>27864230
You are now a normie. If this post is true. NORMIES GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

finish the story then

Im falling for this awesome girl, and for good or evil this site and the weaboo shit broke any moral barrier i could had against incest.
>Here we go
>Sunday
>Get to the house and stare the door
>Like fucking drilling it with my eyes
>i dont know if im prepared to be around strangers, as far as i know im plain and ankward.
>Hear a voice behind me
>"Are you knocking or what?"
>God damn Clara, you always get me with the pants down.
>Ye-yea, i just wasnt sure if it was here
>She looks at my face, takes the paper in my hands and reads it
>"Yep, its here"
>A friend from hers opens the door, cute but not like my clara
>I follow them into a small room with some instruments and equipment.
>Realise im about to listen a band live for the first time
>Man, am i even a habitant of this world
>They are not bad i guess
>Not professionals go figure
>but the baterist is this hot blond and is pretty skilled
>i cant say if its because im biased but clara stands out pretty hard
>Her womanly voice has such a strenght
>She does not move that much but her singing is melting me down
>"that was pretty good"
>"thanks Chris, we do it just for fun"
>Since i didnt had to speak much, the experience was pretty easy to accomplish
>I stayed with them up until 9 o clock and said farewell because i needed to get ready for work at 12.
>Before i leave, Clara grabs me from my hand and puts a kiss in my cheek.
>"Now you call me"
>Im shitting bricks
>"Sure, cya"

>>27864655
Keep on going OP

>>27862957
>says the guy on /r9k/

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>>27864655
Must be nice
Original

>Another year pass by
>Another night of christmas
>I got closer to Clara but the kiss was not mean to be anything
>People of different gender usually kiss each other in the cheek a a normal way to say hi, thats how it is around here but i was always to ankward in order to do it
>We hang out and go around the city on sundays, i always lived here but since i never got out of home im just as new to the city as she is
>I want to give her a present for chirstmas
>Since she is into music i search for something related but the instruments are too expensive and cds too cheap
>Find a nice looking leather jacket
>Too expensive
>Might think im trying to impress her
>I might want her to think that
>Buy it with some of my savings from riding bike
>Also thanks bike for the solid looking ass from riding up and down this fucking mountain of a city.
>Christmas eve celebration starts
>Lechona again
>Clara drags me in so in can be with the family instead of outside smoking
>Im rather a light smoker anyway
>Feel acceptance, family start to look at me as a degenerate in recuperation.
>Clara tries to teach me this salsa thing
>Move legs
>Nice
>Hips wont move tho
>Start drinking alcohol
>People start talking about the past
>Father starts to talk about how i backstabbed him after all the years of dedication and hard work he put in me
>He is right but i cant stand thinking about it
>"im sorry being a disgrace" I say
>Not cocky, not raging, i said it sad since i felt it
>Walk outside
>Clara follows
>"Im going home"
>"Dont let him ruin it for you"
>"I ruined it myself"
>"Were you into drugs or something"
>Never talked clara bout the past
>"You dont look like a junkie tho"

Man, id rather explain her that i was doing meth but since i ruined my life with children games is pretty hard to explain

>working in a clothing store
>some new stuff comes at night
>unloading the truck with co workers
>some guy wearing nothing but a bathrobe and slippers appears in the middle of the night
>asks if he can buy clothes
>say he can't because the register system is closed
>he says "oh okay sorry to bother you" and walks off

Weirdest shit ever happened to me.

What county are you from, OP? Kinda sounds like Argentina

>Remember the present i got for her
>Its inside the house
>If i dont give her now is going to be pretty ankward later
>"Wait here for a minute"
>Get inside, Putting a fake smile
>Nobody ask, rather avoid the ankward silence
>Walk past dad
>too drunk to recognize me
>Tell my aunt to hand me the present i gave her earlier
>"I though it was mine" She laughts trying to cheer me up
>"Maybe next year" I laugh with her
>Walk outside
>"Is just a thing i thought might fit you"
>"Dear lord, i was sure you came back to start a fight"
>"As if i knew how to put my fist together"
>hand her the present
>Her face lights up with a smile, i saw it before but this one was bright, it just made me forget all the sadness.
>She opens up the colorful bag
>Takes the jacket
>Puts it on
>"So cool Chris, I love it!"
>She hugs me
> a hug, i never been so happy
>Hug her back
>People tells you that when you hug a girl you are able to feel her bobs pushing against your chest
>The only think i felt was this warm feeling circling me around, making me secure and happy
>I wanted to kiss her, i really did but the ankward me came back
>"Glad you liked, Cya"
>"Wont you stay?"
>"Im not good around drunk people"
>"Tomorrow, ill go see you tomorrow and bring you a present"
>"You dont have to"
>"I also want to talk, we never talk about thinks that matter"
>"K"
>Get a cab, end of the night.

This is a good ass story so far op

Bumpin for continue

Im also interested OP

bump 4 cont

lol I was muted because "bump" wasn't a original comment wtf

I'm loving this story, keep it up <3

damn keep going. youre helping me procrastinate writing a paper due tomorrow and i need to know how this all ends

Very nice story you got there opalama.
Now finish it off big

>>27865527
Welcome to roboto, fagoto

>>27865289
Colombia, so dont mind the grammar mistakes

December 25, we celebrate christmas the 24 around here
>Arrange meeting with Clara at the mall
>Theres a cool coffee shop we found about one of many sundays
>I get there and she is already sitting
>She looks nervous for the first time since i know her
>"Hey, how was the rest of the night"
>"Uncle ben puked all over the floor"
>"No wonder, he was already drunk once everyone started drinking"
>"I Bought you something"
>She hands me a medium box
>I open it up
>A sweet pair of black sneakers
>"Im sorry i did not have anything for you yesterday"
>"Oh dont worry"
>I try on the sneakers
>"A perfect fit, thanks!"
>I put the old ones in the box, im gonna rock this bad boys from now on
>Ankward silence for the first time in a while between us.
>whats hapening
>"They look awesome btw"
>"Chris, you have to tell me about why you are not one to be trusted as you put it"
>"I just"
>"Dude, dont chicken out again"
>what if i told her that i murdered someone?
>I dont want to go straight down to the videogames ruined my life part
>"I lied them, alot"
>"and so?"
>"I dropped out of 2 careers"
>"But whyyyyy?"
>She is getting impatient
>"Look, i just played videogames a lot and lied all the time to keep playing until i got expelled from the uni and kicked out of home"
>"Is that it?"
>Should told her about the murder

>>27865696
I love you OP. A good story is hard to come buy, but fuck you are pulling it off.

Keep it coming you sentimental motherfucker!!!11elf!

>>27865696
Dude this is loke the 5th time you misspelled awkward like i get you're from colombia but this is fucking english

Continue still

>>27865696
>>Should told her about the murder
You are pretty good at writing OP. You even took the time to point out that kissing on the cheek is normal in your culture. Good on you.

>>27865696
It's always the video games

>She cant grasp the idea of how i could get in so much trouble just by playing videogames.
>The more i try to explain it, the more ridiculous it sounds
>She laughs at me
>"And here i was thinking you were some sort of dealer"
>"Well, just imagine if i got into drugs"
>"But you always looked so mature, maybe like a gambler"
>"Stop giving me ideas"
>"But you got over it?"
>"I hope so"
>we finish our coffees and order a couple more
>She talks me about her life back in her city, how she had a normal chillhood
>How she started loving music thanks to her father
>How she lost her mother 3 years ago
>Just normal life stuff
>I tried to memorize every word and burn the image of this dreamed girl, zipping coffees with me
>Buying me a present when all i needed was more time to stay with her.
>We walked around the mall, something changed
>Like a barrier between us just disolved
>We talked more like friends now
>I wanted to stay more with her, but after a movie i had to go
>Fucking work, again is the night shift
>if only
>"Can i call you?" i want to know about her every day
>"Of course you can"
>"More often i mean"
>"The more the better, and why dont you ever text me?"
>What is this sorcery
>Find out that you can send text using this thing called phone
>"Thanks a lot Clara, id love to stay" Forever what i was thinking
>"Go Chris, the last thing you want is losing your job"
The end of the best december i ever had

>>27865940
More anon
Origami

>>27865940
Gimme more.
Tell me now you strechted that incested buttholololololololol

>>27865234
I think he meant cash for clothes you were unloading

I'm a faggot with no life. Check em!

>>27866080
Back to /b/ you edgenzutzler

didnt he say clara is like his cousin or supposed cousin? does this story end with a autistic mutant of a child?

>>27866133
That's what it's starting to look like

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I SHIP CHRIS AND CLARA

>>27866133
I'm guessing it will end with him being ostracized from his family again after trying to fuck his cousin.

More please! Fuckin dope

>>27866216
Wud be a true robot story

>>27865940
Is there more? Because there should be more.

You sound like a spic version of me.

Huge amounts of lying; a familly that reacts the same way and a crippling video game addiction.

Pls continue.

>>27865940
Fast forward few weeks
>Get new phone, this one is smart apparently
>Get back to day shift
>Im working now the 5-2 schedule with one hour for lunch
>The smart cell phone can get into something called wifi
>Internet on my phone, is like a lil computer
>Welcome into the lurkers again
>Browse the chans with my my back against the wall in places with public wifi
>Laugh like a retard and look around if anyone noticed
>I start testing Clara frequently and call her at least one time every two days
>Something in her tone is different
>Since that day of christmas we talk more naturally and she might be flirting with me
>As a socially inept individual i cant tell
>We still see each other every sunday
>Come to think i never saw her walking around with other dude
>Feel special
>Figure i should pull a move
>All i know about women is that they enjoy getting raped by old disgusting men.
>You are not helping senpai
>If only i had a bro to ask about relationships
>Start threads on /adv/
>Between the mockery and the virgin allegations i find some apparently helpful tips
>God saves me
>She drops the bomb one sunday
>"So do you have a girl?"
>God damn clara i was just getting deeper in my research
>"mmmmmm maybe"
>Make her suffer a lil
>"Seriously, i never saw you with a girl, i mean another than me"
>"Is that bad?"
>"Do you like girls anyway, i mean, you can tell me"
>Oh god, i might be her gay friend
>"I like girls Clara, i really do"
>"Girls in general?"
>"I really like this one"
As you might know by now, im never at the drivers seat, thats mainly the reason why i got to know Clara, she was the one guiding this weirdoo into the path of love.

POST FASTER PLEASE

o hope this has a happy ending

Fahahahaster you cruel abdomen!

>>27866355
This better have a happy ending

Serious question op
Is Clara fat?
I need to imagine the whole thing properly

>>27866547
I'm picturing her like Chloe from life is strange but Colombian with a nice ass

>>27866133
Dont judge me senpai, if she wasnt my cousin i would have never had a chance to talk with her

>She picks things up fast
>Just stands in front on and looks me in the eyes
>"Which one you mean?"
>Grabs the bottom end of my shirt and pulls me towards her
>I was not nervous up to that point
>She taking the initiative made the things that much easier
>the kiss?, man i cant remember exactly
>I was too busy calming down my hormones
>I do remember that besides me being so inexperienced it wasnt weird at all
>I just let her guide me during the kissing session
>I took my arms around her back but had to focuse with all of my weak will in order to keep them over the waist line
>I dont know how much time passed until our lips departed
>We finally finish and look at each other smiling
>End the day drinking a beer in a pub

We almost finished anons, i have to go soon

>>27866679
FUCK YES ANON, POKE HER WITH YOUR CHUB

epic effort :)

>>27866679
>i have to go soon
Where?

anyone knows a Place to stream videos?

CMON OP TYPE FASTER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

pls tell me you fugg her man

>>27866133
Actually first cousins are pretty safe mating partners. If two pairs of cousins have kids and those respective kids hook up with the others then it's an inbreeding problem. But first cousins are pretty safe so long as there isn't recent inbreeding in prior generations.

That said, don't fuck your cousins guys. It's weird, it makes things weird for the family.

>>27866852
nobody has to know

>>27865040
>>"You dont look like a junkie tho"

Fuck, i look like a meth addict even tho i don't even smoke weed

Feels bad bro

>>27866852
u can fuck whatever u want as long u dont hav kids :^)

I like you OP, good luck in life.

Flame on, little candle

PLEASE OP I CANT HOLD THIS BONER FOR MUCH LONGER

>>27866547
She is small and perky, not fat at all

>We start seeing each other more frequently
>She even start presenting me to her friends as a proper boyfriend
>"Took you long enough" they tell her
>We give a shit about the family opinion, im the outcast anyway and she is not the one that takes shit from others
>Its the most constructive experience from all my life
>Dealing with her mood swings
>Being supportive when needed
>Be more sociable
>Getting secure around people i dont know
>Filling a gap in my chest
>not feeling alone anymore

Trigger warning, it gets spicy

>I started to visit her at her room, she lives alone with the money her dad send her
>Its a nice big apartment building
>She ask me about my place
>"Is a dumpster to be honest"
>"Clean it for me one day"
>"Just call me beforehand"
>"Are you a virgin"
>God fucking dammit clara, theres softer ways to ask a sensitive man
>"Thats out of the blue Clara"
>"Im not"
>God damn, i wish i can be as straight forward as this girl
>She already knew she was my first girlfriend
>Maybe she was suspecting of me hiring a hooker some day
>Im too poor for that shit
>"Chris, does that bother you?"
>"Not at all"
>I was being honest, i never developed this fetish for the inocent kind of girl, im into dominant girls like Clara is.
>"And so"
>"I never did it alright"
>For some reason, her face lights up light a bulb
>Big sexy smile
>Maybe she actually has a fetish for inocent guys
>Y-yamete onee san
>As always, she takes the lead
>Gets over and start undressing me
>Man this is awesome
>I let my hormones take over
>we are kissing like never before
>We are finally in underwear
>I try to open her bra
>"You need more practice to pull that one off"
>Takes the bra off
>Just wow
>Small tits with light colored aureolas, they are pretty perky
>i touch them timidly and start to fond them
>feel like nothing i ever imagined

Next is the last one

muh boner

Most interesting thing ive read in a while. I hope you dont fuck up, though.

>>27867149
hurry up imedging

>>27866852

bollocks mate, why do you think mudshits have such low IQ?
It knocks 8-16 points off on avarage

>>27867235
Jews do incest and they have high IQ

>>27867266
Jews are an exception.

They control everything.

here comes the dinosaur

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>>27862898
>s just that i got the addictive kind of personality so you at least keept me off from parties, drugs and alcohol.

I feel you man

At least videogames aren't inherently bad for your health like drugs and alcohol are

>>27867149
>I dont know if she is enjoying it
>i certainly am
>She starts by kissing my right ear down to my neck
>Now all over my chest down to my belly
>She is sliding down my trousers
>im about to get my first blowjob
>Dat warm feeling
>I look down and see her licking me sensually
>she looks up
>"No peeking"
>Throws a pillow over my face
>Whatever, ill enjoy it
>"Just tell me whenever you are near"
>"Whyyyyyyy"
>im already edging
>"Because is not polite Chris"
>"K then im near"
>It was the strongest orgasm i ever felt, at least up until that point.
>She just let it go over my stomach and got up for a towel
>cleans me up and cuddles with me
>"We are not finish yet"
>"Should i get out for condoms?"
>What do i think i am talking with
>"I bought some this morning"
>That is Clara for you
>She opens her drawer and brings a pack with three condoms
>Opens one up
>Im getting hard just from looking this sexy girl opening one condom with her mouth
>She slides it around my friend
>"Now you are the one on top Chris"
>Say no more mlady
>"You have to get me excited first"
>"How so"
>"Just do what i did and once you are all the way down ill teach you"
>I start kissing her in the mouth and make my way to her ear
>"I love you so much Clara"
>For some reason that sends shivers down her spine, try that at home guys
>Start kissing again
>Down to her neck
>"Just dont bite my nipples, i always hated it"
>Yes sir
>Down to her beautiful tits
>"Just lick gently... like that"

Mom get the camera, im having sex
- K i lied, i need other post since remembering this shit gets me all excited and wordy

>>27867375
keep telling yourself that mate.
I'd rather be a normie pothead than what i am right now and so would you

>>27867375

tell that to the koreans

>>27867491
>>27867509

Pot makes you dumb as fuck mate

normies say it has no ill effects but it really fucks up your memory and cognition

speaking from experience here

>>27867526
so what ? i'd rather be a stupid normie than what i am right now and so would you

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>>27867475
>"I love you so much Clara"
>For some reason that sends shivers down her spine, try that at home guy

>>27867539
then buy some weed with bitcoin you fucking sperg

>>27867475
Bumping, OP if you leave before this story is finished we will find you

>>27867475
>Kissing down to her belly
>She opens up her legs
>Im in business
>Start kissing the zone around
>Slowly making my way up to her nicely shaved pussy
>She was obviously prepared
>Start licking
>I dont even know what im doing
>"There chris, just keep your tongue around there"
>I found it!, thanks chef.
>Keep going at it, she keeps giving me instructions, now i feel like a fucking pro.
>"Wait Chris, is better if i dont finish yet"
>she pulls my face into her own and gives me a deep kiss
>I feel her legs pressing my body against hers
>She gets one hand down to guide me in
>Im in her
>"Just grind me slowly"
>Oh god this is the most awesome feeling i ever felt
>i pump into her
>"A little faster, push deeper"
>Say no more
Again man? last one for real

>>27867610
c'monnnnnnnnn you gotta keep going, finish the whole story

HOW IS IT TAKEN YOU THE FOUR HOURS TO WRITE THIS YOU JERK

type fasteeeeeeeeer

concentrate

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>>27867610
>I found it!, thanks chef.

>>27867550
I am what you call a skinflint, i hate being addicted to something and spending money on it

I eat noodles everyday, never drink coffee nor smoke cigs because of that

All i do is play (cracked) videogames and browse internet.

come on, op, i need the end of the story

>>27867235
What a shit stupid retarded dumb idiot thing to say.

I don't care what you think about "mudshits", I deal in matters of fact and science. If you're skeptical, look it up. Don't waste our time with your verbal farts, what you just said offers nothing to anyone.

Science says that the increase in health risks is actually pretty negligible, first cousin's children are generally healthy. If you're wondering why an ethnic population scores lower IQ... Consider the abundance of alternate factors.

Malnutrition, lack of education, lack of acclimation to things that comprise an IQ test (puzzles, math, multiple choice), disease, etc.

>>27867610

>pumpin like a champ
>mom opens the door
>gets on the floor
>walk the dinosaur

>>27867724
her moms dead

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original comentario amigo colombiano

>>27867610
>Now i am all the way to the base
>Going hard on her
>She is completely red
>Pulling my body against hers with a force you wont imagine from this little girl
>"Aah, aaaaah, slow down"
>I feel her body trembling
>"You got my already, you sure is this your first?"
>"Clara, Of course!"
>"Ready for your second?"
>"More than so"
>"Just build it up again until you finish"

We did it a couple more times until the condoms ran out and for the first time i sleep an entire night with the girl i loved.
Thats all folks, Fast forward to present time i moved in with Clara and im working in a local school giving classes of philosophy to a bunch of 14 year olds, still browsing the chans and now i even have a computer in which i play some league of legends and follow the competitive scene, Wont ever get hooked to videogames like that... Clara now manages my time. i hope you enjoyed the story and peace.

>>27867812

This was a really sweet and heartwarming story. Thanks anon.

>>27867812
OP, you are my hero.

>>27867812
glad to see a happy ending...

>>27867812
>Thats all folks, Fast forward to present time i moved in with Clara and im working in a local school giving classes of philosophy to a bunch of 14 year olds, still browsing the chans and now i even have a computer in which i play some league of legends and follow the competitive scene, Wont ever get hooked to videogames like that... Clara now manages my time. i hope you enjoyed the story and peace.
nice job getting your life back together I'm happy for you

>>27867812
Op here, Can someone screencap while i take a shower? thanks for reading also

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>>27867812
Wow anon, thanks so much for sharing.
Probably the best thing I've seen on r9k.

>>27867812
sorry bro this is a shit/non-realistic ending.

>never had sex
>does it like a champ

I couldnt even get hard for my first time

>>27867812
that was a journey, thanks

>>27867812
It was a 10/10 story, a perfect story before sleeping...still LoL is for faggots.

>>27867869
>everyone is like me
no

>>27867869
probably because he didnt deathgrip fap twice a day like u desu

Damn I was sure you were gonna give her a lethal dose of morphine

What happened to your family? What was their reaction?

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>>27867812
Happy for ya, OP.

>>27867869
Its easier when your girl makes an easy walkthrough for you to follow, also sorry for your erectile disfunction

>>27867812
Champion.

This story needs to go down in /r9k/ history

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but wait..are they still cousins?

>>27867996
Someone screen capture it and put it up on reddit

>>27868028
i'm going to get so many upvotes for this

>>27867812
Good man OP

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Be sure to come back when Colombian Chad steals her and wins like always

Best story time ever! Nighty night.

>>27867858
Crap, I got a screenshot but it's huge (used FireShot but my monitor is 4k). Too big to upload.

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>>27867812
originalio pic
good job OP

>>27867920
Welp, we still se each other at christmas and they avoid questioning our relationship, we just keep our hands off each other while around them. It all comes down to them respecting our privacy

Can someone link to each OP post or cap this so I don't have to go through all the shitposts

i never post. just wanted to say thanks man. thanks for thinkin of us

Tahnks for the beautiful story Op. Its nice to knowt not all of us are destined for misery

>>27868639
>Its nice to knowt not all of us are destined for misery
agreed
only most of us

Fake af theres no way ops family would just be ok with incest

>>27869048
>OP having a relationship with his family or caring what they think

>>27867812
The feel good post of 2016 t b h

>>27867869
They were in love dude, those brain chemicals will make your loved one's dick/cunt feel like it's specifically designed to be the ultimate pleasure toy for you. It may sound ridiculous but true love makes for some ridiculous fucking sex, it cannot be described.

>>27867858
Done OP, ill put it on leddit or some shit later

>>27867812
Fuck you OP now I have this empty feeling you get after watching an amazing movie.

Someone screenshot this

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That was a good read, congrats Op.

But also fuck you cause now I want to die even more

>>27867812

I fucking feel you OP, almost same story but I'm in the part where my dad will kick me out of my house for failing in the college

making a screencap right now by the way, not OP but yee

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>>27871260
Here it is, tell me if I missed anything
Original bullshit good shit OP

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>>27867812
>>27867812
>>27867812
YES OP. YES!!

NOW GTFO MY BOARD NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>27866200
I ship it as well fampai

>>27871384
sweet
saved
will read when I want to be jealous about true love

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>you will never know this feel
blux

>>27871384
OP here, fucking sweet to see the screen cap anon, thanks for your affection realistically i never thought that my history would make you faggots so happy. I might give updates in the near future but im too busy right now, keep lurking and love you all.

>>27872603
it's a cute story we all wish we had
any plans on marriage? don't know how long you've been together but

>>27872773
We have been together for three years now, we talk about future plans and Marriage, she says that im the one that is going to propose since she did all the hard work but im not sure about how legal is it to marry your cousin gotta look it up with a lawyer.

>>27873551
how close of a cousin are they?

>>27873655
Her mother was the sister of my mother. I just never got to know her since she lived like 8 hours away and never visited us

>>27873740
ah that could be a problem
I hope it all works out for you man

>>27862957
>fapping to cartoon little girls
>implying there's anything wrong w/ this

>>27862072
What is a ciber

>scroll down
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAY TL;DR
Can anybody sum it up? Is this fag OP even interesting? He didn't use a trip to tell his entire fucking life story so I don't know if I even want to start it.

>>27873856
It's a good story

>>27871384 screencapped it

>>27873856

>OP gets addicted to video games
>lies to parents about school performance and gets expelled
>parents kick him out
>homeless for a while
>gets a job at a call center
>wagecucks it up
>eventually goes back to school for psychology
>parents tolerate him
>goes to family meetup
>sees gril he never net
>they continue growing closer and closer in a cute story
>the end

>>27873966
>>27873856
forgot to mention they are first cousins

thank you OP, enjoyed this thread

you sound really cool

maybe we can add each other on skype? i like league too

>>27874520
not happening buddy, if i expose my real self here i can expect a bunch of strap ons on my door with a letter for Clara telling her to fuck my in the ass. Thanks for the interest tho.

>>27872603
I wish you were on EUW server so we could play together on league ;_; but you are probably on LAS server

>>27875065
LAN*

He's from Colombia.