>Dad found the piss TV
>>27861285
Piss.......TV?
>Auntie found the Cum Goblet
>>27861300
>Not even having a piss TV
Fuck off normie
>>27861285
My mother actually walked in on me fapping to piss voyeur porn a few weeks ago, not sure if she saw what I was watching but i hope to christ she didn't.
>>27861285
As long as its not the rape dwarf
>mom found the poop calendar
>>27861300
Please go back to /soc/ you fagget
I remember when my turd-spit was found, mummy didn't let me have tendyies for 48 hours
>Grandma's cousin's grandson found the doo doo dog
> Future wife found the scat hobbit
>Papa found the maggot balloons
>Gran made tea with my precum kettle.
>>27861285
>wife's son found the meme can
>mom found the poop silo
she's going to throw it all away too
I told her not to because we could pass it off as animal manure and make big bux but she's not listening
I've been saving it up for all these years too
>>27861393
Legitimately keked
>Mailman found the ejaculate effigy
>momo found the vomit mansion
>>27861285
>my wifes son found my piss goblet
>Little sister found 9gag
>grandpapi did a wheelie on the poop ramp
>>27861285
>Reddit found /r9k/
>>27861300
You know, an old CRT TV with all the internal parts taken out and a hole drilled on the top. You then piss into the hole, filling the TV with yellow liquid. To make it more interesting, you can drop some pieces of toilet paper, shit debris and other random stuff via the hole and then stir the mix. It's like an aquarium.
My family will never find my piss TV, because I've hidden it under my drool blanket.
>wife's son's duaghter's aunt's nephew's grandpa found the festering pus unicycle
>daddy find gruts
>wife's current bf's son found the cuck shed
>>27861285
>My rape dwarf is choosing my father over me
>>27861285
TVs have sheds to let the air in, genius
>>27863304
yes, but most of them have holes only on the top, so tv pissing/shitting is perfectly possible. you should try it out, it's a life-changing experience.
>>27863572
I'm a bit triggered
how will i feel like?
>Nana found the smegma totem
>>27861948
Top lel
le robot le robot
>>27861285
>neighbors sister found the booger creek
>>27861285
>gam gam found the poop pistol
>late cousin found the piss table
Why even live
>>27861285
>Dadda found the peequarium
>He wants me to throw away the goldfish and dump it
If only I didn't shit on my bed and had to use the drool blankey to cover the poo while I lay on it and play vidya, dadda wouldn't have found it.
Fuck you, mom. The taco bell you got me did this, so I'm gonna clean my ass with your hairbrush again
>second uncle found the poo banner
>>27861285
this is just a shitty meme, right?
>>27864522
>2016
>Not strategically filling and defiling every item in your house with your own waste
Poor form, anon
0/10
>police found the cum shota
>>27864522
Go back to facebook you fucking normie.
You'll never understand how bad it feels when your mom finds your poop basket.
>>27861285
>wifes second dad found the milkshake maker
>>27864522
No. Piss TVs are a common robot interest. I also have a poop calendar.
>take a dump
>wipe ass on the day I took a dump on
>if have to shit twice or more during one day, then tough luck
>tfw pieces of shit detach from your ass and attach to the calendar paper
It's always pretty interesting to look and smell what you have shat on what day.
I'm really digging this spicy new meme my boys
>>27861285
uncle found the rape dwarf
>>27864620
chris weidman
>shaved gimp ate it's used edible panties
>>27864616
this tbqh family.
you can also see how well your digestive tract is working and how your diet looks from a monthly perspective.
>Obamas death panel found my semen containment site
>>27864668
am i the only one to put my used poop calendar sheets neatly into a folder? i cant be the only one, can i?
>>27864631
>the rape dwarf found uncle
>>27861285
I WANT MY PISS TV
>>27864732
I have a pinup
>>27864734
>aunt enters the room while rape dwarf works on uncle
>>27864732
I do the same. I've been archiving my poop calendars since 2006.
>mummy found the shit-jug
>daddy stepped in cum-rags
>uncle drank from piss-box
>sister saw the blood-bag
i'm running out of hiding places lads
>>27864751
>rape dwarf refuses to leave the dog house
>>27864751
I know that feel. I don't think I'll ever recover.
>>27864779
>rape dwarf found the moslestation orc's dog house
>Gramgram used my salsa bidet
>daddy finds my life size baby flesh light
FUCK YOU DAD ITS TIGHT
>>27864825
>tfw no money for neither a molestation orc nor a rape dwarf
>have to live with owning only a catcall goblin
>>27864825
moslestation orc is raping the rape dwarf while the rape dwarf molests uncles wife's son in the doghouse kitchen
>dad's mum's third cousin's cat's godfather's namesake found the mucus tractor
dammit, I should've made my tear dakimakura wall tighter
right at the moment when I noticed the slime-covered tail light from between a crack in the wall and realized she'd (yes, the person is a woman despite being a man's namesake) do the same, I knew my life would be over
>>27864877
catcall goblin finds the grope gnome
I think my brother has been using my rape genades
>>27864940
>grope gnome mates with the squeezing satyr
>>27864940
>orgy ogre ogles the grope gnomes "grapes"
>>27861285
>cousin found the Fist tractor
You faggots are ruining the dwarf meme that was established yesterday.
>>27864965
>mating merman squeezes the grope gnome while the grope gnome mates with the squeezing satyr while the sqeezing satyr gropes the mating merman
>>27865016
Rape dwarfs are separate from what any individual finds.
Anyone mixing the two should be shot
>>27865054
cousin's wife's son finds the fantastic creatures orgy
>rape dwarf found the poo sock
>loo finds the poo
>dad gives you a biting pillow
>relative found the adjective noun
>My future self found the tear bowl
>>27865274
>poo, poop and piss being adjectives
>auntie found the nigger bottle
Fucking normies stop making fun of piss bottles and poop bags
>>27864897
>tfw no qt orcish rapefu
>/r9k/ found the shittiest meme yet
>>27865440
>he thinks we're joking
>>27861285
>auntie found the curry pillow
>mom started vacuuming the cum carpet
>babysitter found the earwax clocks
For the uninitiated, an earwax clock is like a poop calendar, except with it, you record the time you pick your ears, rather than the date you defecate. There are different systems, but I have two clocks: one for A.M. and one for P.M. times. The oldest earwax blobs are near the center, but I hear some people start from the edges.
>sister's ex's gf found the fart CD
>threw it away because of the smell
>tfw can't listen to anything on night drives in my mucus tractor
>milkman found the postcum jar
>dog dug up the poop bag
>the fantastic creatures find cousin's wife's son and invite him into the orgy and he actually accepts it
>post finds the thread
>>27864631
can someone explain me this new rape dwarf thing?
>mom finds my handsome squirt sandwich bags
>>27861285
>congressman found the cum rum
>friend's wife's son found the semen shoe
>>27861285
>rape dwarf's mom finds the pube collection
>Wife's boyfriend found the shit shed
>>27866610
There was a thread posted here yesterday that started with
>mom freed my rape dwarf
and suddenly there were hundreds of replies, people telling stories of their own rape dwarfs and sharing advice. someone posted it on /r/4chan and it's a small meme now
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4eolt6/anons_mom_freed_his_rape_dwarf/
>>27861285
>little sister found the snot sandals
>dad poured out the cum hairspray
>>27866959
>dog seduced my rape dwarf
>Dad found the lawn turd
>>27867567
shithappens.jpg
>>27867590
Live and let shit.
Pee-paw found the secret entrance to my scat attic
>>27861285
>Pop pop found the armpit closet
>roasty found ur toasty
>mommy found the poop scoop
>clarissa uncovered the puss hutch.
>>27861285
>Great Aunt found the smegma urn
>Girlfriend's son found the cock console.
AN ACTUAL FOR THIS THREAD SAKE!
>friend's mom touched my puddle of pee
thank God his brother said it was from the chilled coca-cola
i was an utter shy akward kid who wouldn't be able to ask for the bathroom
no one ever found out i pissed through my shorts in a desperate movement crouched in a distant corner
>Friend's girlfriend's friend found the crusty smegma lampshade
>great-grandfather found the sweat backpack
>meatman uncovers the penis ponce
>>27861415
Good post, very good
>>27865310
In that case, yes.
>>27861591
/thread and underrated post
>little brother found the the meth I got for sucking of a gay older man
>big boy found the fart mummy
>landscaper pulled the pus plug
>second cousin found the scat and blood den
>bull's sperm found my wife's eggs
>mom opened my butt box
>>27870019
kekinton
