Chad bingo
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Check if you're a normielord.
Not a single square to check.
>>27859705
The only one I would check is 6'2 or above (I'm 6'6) and I'm too lazy to do that.
Not a single square, you make this too easy OP.
That's about it, folks.
i played some team sports in high school but was completely unremarkable
thats it
thanks
>>27859800
Fuck off you fucking normie
No boxes
>>27859705
Anyone who can check even one square is a normie faggot and NEEDS TO FUCKING LEAVE!!!!!
>>27859800
Why are you here friend? Just curious.
>>27859816
I am a normie? MOM! I AM A NORMIE, MOM! I did it!
>>27859823
not a normie if you can't check center
What if my car only has 270 hit points?
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Not a single a square.
Goddamn, /r9k/, I only come here to feel better about myself.
I got a half, "Parents are proud of you".
But they're pretty delusional.
>>27859705
I am pretty normal by /r9k/'s standards and even I can only cross off the following:
>parents are proud
>not a virgin
>extremely good at public speaking
>have had a threesome (2girls)
Still a cyborg
almost had bingo
>>27859705
Do threesome even happen on a regular basis outside of porn?
If so, damn, you americans are dirty people.
>>27859919
This... I mean I'm not a criminal or anything, but I don't do anything that "successful" normal people do (other than breathe, eat, that sort of stuff) and that's the only box I can check off even somewhat.
>>27860021
>>>27859705
>Do threesome even happen on a regular basis outside of porn?
>>27859924 here. In my experience, no. Can happen for some swinger/BDSM couples, but on average they're special. Then again, I'm not american.
There's too many non virgins here. They should go back to /soc/.
fml senpai
>tfw played football in highschool because I was big and had the build
>tfw good at speaking publicly due growing up around other black kids
That's literally it.
I'm a girl though. Damn I'm a pretty shitty Chad
all i do is lift and work
>parents are proud
>work in business or finance
>not a virgin
>have at least 5 drinking buddies
>have more than 700 facebook friends
yeah, it's ok, but i'm bad with girls and i'm a 6/10 at most. at least i've starting taking finasterid against hair loss and i hope the loss of libido happens to me, so that i stop caring about girls or sex
I don't get why do you need to lose your virginity at 14 or sooner. I lost it when I turned 16 big deal.
Also 300 HP car? I have a mini cooper I'm fine thanks
>not a robot but it's fun to lurk
>>27859705
>Squatting x2 your body weight
Fair enough
>Benching x1.5 your bodyweight
That is an exaggeration. Your own body weight alone is enough to have noticable pecs. I mean shit, a person who weighs 50kgs is not going to bench 2 plates unless he's a fucking monster. The same goes for 70kgs, 140, or 80kgs, 160. That is getting into heavy territory, unless you only have chest and bicep days in your routine
>inb4 le normie chad REEEEEEEEEEE
I have the gym, nothing else, don't take that away from me, the one thing I control in life.
>>27859705
I'm basically a failed Chad. Tall, good looking, pursued by women, but generally disinterested in them and mostly socially retarded even when I'm interested.
>>27860322
I just realized I'm a god damned idiot, and I apologize for any inconvinience it caused.
TIL 1.5 =/= 2
>>27860322
yea, even benching your body weight is impressive by normie standards. 1.5x your body weight is something most people who lift regularly can't even do, and it gets crazier the more you weigh.
i mean, shit, i've been lifting for 3 years and I only hit my bodyweight bench (220lbs) a few months ago. benching 330lbs is completely unrealistic. it's not even chad status, it's top tier elite athlete status.
>>27860304
You sound insecure and I feel like you lied on that bingo
>>27860304
>I have a mini cooper I'm fine thanks
how many men have you sucked off in your minicar?
>>27860325
You're not anything like a Chad. You're not good looking. You're not that tall. The only women interested in you are the ones who get totally ignored by actual Chads.
I'm so tired of hearing "I'm a Chad except I'm socially retarded". If you actually were a Chad then that wouldn't even matter.
Post a picture of yourself and everything I said will be proven.
>tfw almost a chad
>>27860452
You looking for something, big boy
a-am I Chad?
>>27860385
Good to see some sense on here.
I now bench 5kgs more than my body weight, but that's mostly because I've lost weight, not because I've gained strength, and I weigh 200.
100kgs, 220lbs is a feat in itself, surpassing many professional athletes of team sports.
Proof that height is a meme
>>27859705
what's up losers
chad coming through
i think i win
kill me.
well
at least it's something
r-right
>>27860525
did you make a swastika intentionally?
>>27860806
>>27860849
Same
bIlox
>>27859705
6'2 and and I have more than 700 FB friends. (I have 4000 I added for shitty facebook games)
Failed the chad bingo.
I literally can't check a single box
>>27859705
Well guess I should just an hero
>>27860021
America here
First encounter involved me and two asian girls, we all arrived at the student dorms kind of early, I was a sophomore they were freshman who had gotten to know each other in the month or so before I got there. One of them suggested I get some beer and she brought over this sex-themed card game, things escalated, we all ended up naked and then i took turns with each of them.
That summer I did molly with my best friend and two lesbians. Friend disappeared for a while and the girls started fucking while I was in the room, one of them was bi and offered to blow me, but I couldnt get hard.
Senior year I went to miami on spring break, did a bunch of coke with two of my female friends and we ended up fucking most of the week. They were super trashy and each of them hooked up with quite a few guys that week
Now I'm 25 and calmed down, my girlfriend has no idea about my past drug abuse and slut chasing lel. I'm only her second guy
>>27859705
The lifts are still too high. You can't achieve them without training, and actually taking lifting seriously is /fit/izen behavior, not Chad. Make it bench 1x, squat 1.5x, but regular gym visits disqualify you. Those lifts are achievable with laziness + Chad genetics.
>>27862424
So if I'm not a chad now, but I can become chad, what does that make me? Proto-chad?
Just need to sleep with a few more girls and buy a car. Making 150k+ is going to be many years away and I'm not pretty enough to model
>>27860112
get the fuck out you piece of shit
original 392837
Honestly i think people who score 4 or more on there shouldn't be considered true robots. And how sad is it that im defending that?
Hey brahs, whas goin on?
>>27859705
I honestly thought i would do a lot worse desu senpai
>mfw not even one
>only qualified for above 6'2
Well at least im not a manlet I suppose
>>27863181
What do you drive faggot?
>>27863189
>>27863206
this is an ironyposting thread you retards you're not supposed to be sincere
Anyone who has top right crossed off but not bottom left is delusional.
>>27860512
>I'm so tired of hearing "I'm a Chad except I'm socially retarded". If you actually were a Chad then that wouldn't even matter.
Fucking LEGIT.
This needs to be stated over and over again. So many people here are so fucking delusional. Women do not give a fuck if you're "shy" or "autistic" if you're good looking enough. I mean seriously, come on. We all want to think we're male models, but be real with yourself for a while. If you don't get approached BY women, you aren't attractive.
Pic related is Orb. It's unclear how many of his posts were made by he himself or by trolls, but basically he was famous for posting on misc/puahate/other sites talking about how he couldn't get laid, despite being good looking. People always used him as THE example of how being socially awkward can hold people back, and how being "neurotypical" was all that mattered, and guess what? In the end, it all turned out to be a joke. He had a girlfriend, friends, many sexual partners etc.
The only time "personality" holds a genuinely good looking male back is if they fucking choose to not have sex. Outside of that, if you're good looking (as in 8.5/10+) you will have women throwing themselves at you constantly.
THERES NOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOCH THING AS A CHAD
>>27859705
Well that was quick to fill out
>>27859736
This. Kill me now.
No chad for me today
>>27859705
Less of a faggot than I thought I was...
>le everyone 6 foot 2 and above is a NORMIE CHAD and Ree meme xdd kek!!
Better than some
Worse than others
> tfw when you could have a been chad
> 6''2, got the build
only
> terrible acne
> 4'' dick
> lazy af, no motivation, beta as hel
>kill
>me
>now
orginaleasdads
all these fucking normies
origami
Start lifting they said, you'll get a girlfriend.
fuckmylife
At least I'm tall
A little disappointing. And here I thought I was close to normal
>>27864889
almost chad anon
>tfw 5'7
>>27864949
but a normie isn't a chad
>inb4 not orginalasdad
>>27859705
i don't have a single fucking box to check
>>27864954
>Tfw average as fuck
Oh well
>>27864954
>5'6
I mean i'm 19 and there is still some time but still
>>27859705
call me an underfunded retirement home bc i don't got bingo
>>27865112
>didnt grow in last 5 years, so I will be manlet forever
>tfw when thought health points instead of horse power for the car at first
NORMIE ALERT - - - - - - - - - - - NORMIE ALERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxOtzR6YqaE
(Aw, who are we kidding, we should all be trying to solve the friends/virginity issue. We can do better robots, no use in suffering.)
Middle and possibly bottom right.
She was moderately popular but a complete psychopath who hand picked me to take her virginity because I'm allegedly easy to manipulate
I got 12 of them.
>not even kidding
surprised by how guys did not check the 20+ girls box
I'm an uber-robot but was still able to score ugly / fat chicks from time to time
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2
>>27859705
Only one I could check was "played a group sport in high school" but I only played my freshman year, sat on the bench most of every game, and genuinely disliked playing.
What am I? A failure.
Does it still count if my car has less than 300HP but has got enough powerful offensive spells to play it as a glass cannon wizard?
>>27867341
Just that sentence alone disqualifies you for Chad-hood.
Froglet.
Green are things I've done, red are things I were offered but simply said no to. I figured I should include those just to see if I would have been Chad.
I'm quite frankly ashamed that I was almost Chad.
my life is pretty ok social wise
now post frog pictures and give me my (you)
>>27859705
>6'2 or above
>travel around the world regularly
>make over 150k/year
Yet *everything* else rings false. Get on my level.
I don't have to leave yet right?
>>27859823
or a rich robot
>>27867296
How do u make 150k a year?
>>27859705
Had to drop out of sport due to a rupture in the groin
Well, more time to smoke weed
Eh, not a chad at all
