Ask a serial escort fucker anything.
>50+ encounters
>Miami, Atlanta, Houston, LA
>all races (black, white, latina, asian)
After seeing another thread mentioning escorts, I thought it might be interesting to share my knowledge and experiences in my own thread. I've got a ton of stories -- some good, some bad -- and I'll post them below. I'll try and include a pic of the escort in the story if I can.
>>27858319
Kick us off with a good story anon. Maybe something where something unexpected happened?
>>27858319
What is the average price?
How are fetishes treated?
Are condoms provided?
What's your best story?Did you ever find someone who gave those intimate massages that end up in a 69 or fucking for a long period of time?
What's a good way not to get v&?
Is LE less likely to do outcalls?
>>27858319
>50+
>50
you are small time, champ.
I'll start off with my first escort experience ever.
Miami 2010, staying in a nice hotel. 22nd floor right on the beach. Call up girl (pic related) and she came by in about 30min.
Was nervous as hell, seeing as it was my first time with an escort. Met her in the lobby. She was nice, but also incredibly stupid. Like probably an IQ of 85. I got the feeling she might be a drug addict.
First thing she does is inform me that she "popped two beans". I ask what that means, she says she took ecstasy. I thought that was pretty crazy, getting fucked up with a stranger like that.
The encounter itself was pretty awesome until the drugs kicked in. She was definitely feeling good but she was also inattentive and kept zoning out. I finished by fucking her doggystyle, peeling off the condom and busting all over her fat ass and lower back.
She wanted to hang around for a bit -- I had a really nice hotel room, beautiful view -- but I wanted her gone ASAP as I felt very weird. First encounter jitters I guess.
i'm probably over the 4 digit range right now.
if they weren't all escorts i'd be the mega mega chad of chads.
what is the difference between an escort and a prostitute?
>>27858359
I don't like paying more than $150. Most I've ever paid is $260, and that was kind of spur-of-the-moment -- I'd already paid $160 and while fucking she said I could fuck her in the ass for an additional $100.
My fetish (if you can call it that) is anal. You ask for 'greek' or 'gr33k' -- I'd say 2/3 of girls don't do it.
I always have my own condoms on hand.
>>27858410
I only do outcalls. Pretty much all my encounters were on business trips where I was renting a hotel or Airbnb. Never once had an issue.
>>27858424
thats a fat bitch
why do you pay for fat bitches anon
>>27858415
>>27858429
If you're such a 'living legend' then make your own thread instead of shitting up mine.
>>27858449
the price
>>27858476
So you"re saying that she isn't hawt?
>>27858449
escorts are generally cleaner, higher class, and more intelligent, they're also more likely to oblige any request, especially if it's more inclined toward romance, which most prostitutes absolutely will not do.
>>27858449
Living legend here. Escorts are low profile and often go to great lengths to keep what they are doing a secret.
They will go to other cities with different phones to work, while prostitutes are openly working in the business.
so how do you get over the initial anxiety?
Also many escorts do this temporarily.
Prostitutes will have a pimp, but escorts are independent or work with another female or work with a male that isn't a pimp.
>>27858537
>muh standards
Why would he waste his seed on a common harlet?
Worst experience ever. She was cheap ($100/30min) and was the only one who had responded to me out of the 5 girls I'd called, so I said fuck it.
Had the girl over, and she seemed okay. Very friendly and everything. She blew me without a condom and it was amazing. We fucked for a bit and it was alright, although she was the chubbiest girl I'd ever been with and wasn't very mobile or energetic as previous fucks.
She's agreed upon a 'greek' encounter (ie. anal) but when it came time to do it and I brought out the lube, she refused. She kept claiming the kind I had gave her a rash. I had another kind of lube in the bathroom, so I went to look for it.
Within 90 seconds, I heard the door slam. Bitch fucking got dressed and left. Not only that, she took my fucking $200 watch. I was furious. I started blowing up her phone with texts and she just texted back "hahahahaha" over and over.
I posted an ad on b***page warning others of my experience, and she saw it immediately. She texted me threatening to give my address to some "gang banging Haitians" unless I took it down. I pussied out and took it down.
>>27858537
im saying you are wasting money and could probably find a more attractive one for the same money, unless fat whores are your thing
>>27858634
>getting mugged by a whore
comedy gold, keep posting
>>27858634
should've solicited to her as another person and wrecked the shit out of her
>>27858634
Fucking rule #1: DO NOT LEAVE THE WHORE ALONE FOR A SECOND.
Rule #2: SERIOUSLY DON'T DO IT WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE'D DO.
>>27858634
What bullshit. I have slept with over 2,000 different escorts multiple times each and never had anything like this happen.
>>27858634
Should've gotten a bro to try and get her, then beat the fuck out of her in a hotel room.
That's how I did it anyway.
Most interesting experience, or at least most interesting solicitation. Playing blackjack at a casino and winning big. probably $1100 or so in front of me, $800 profit.
Pic related is also playing. The shoe ends and the dealer is shuffling up the cards, which takes 5 minutes. The girl starts getting familiar with me and flirting HARD. She asks me to take a quick walk with her, so we get up. She takes out her phone and shows me the screen -- it's her getting fucked. Turns out she's a low-end pornstar.
I'm like whaaat. She says let's go back to your place, I'm all yours for $200. I agree, rack up my chips and we take a cab to my hotel.
She was just an okay lay but she let me stick it in her ass and we fucked multiple times. She stayed at my place for like 4hrs, which is totally unusual -- usually they just get dressed and leave the moment you bust.
>>27858319
What was your best experience like?
"Serial" escort fucker is full of shit.
Nice try big guy. I have over 9,000 confirmed lays, each with a different escort multiple times.
>>27858781
and a confirmed case of HIV
>>27858744
Nig you really should've typed all this shit out beforehand.
You jelly? I have been with over 25,000 different escorts multiple times each while you've probably had 3 gf's in your life tops, and only one of them put out.
And now she won't.
>>27858811
I didn't plan on doing this thread but saw some related topics in other threads and thought I'd see if there was any interest.
People seem to not care or accuse me of lying. Ooooooookay. I'll post one more story and probably quit.
>>27858841
Do what you like man. I'm enjoying the stories and related pics.
Much obliged.
>>27858841
Please post more, it's making my brunch a lot more bearable.
>only 50
How's college going, champ? I've reached 6 figures now, I lost count a while ago. And that's just one country.
>>27858841
I'm a curious as to how step 1 works. Like, do yo just call and say "is this X, when can we get together?" Could you greentext an initiating conversation?
Any tips to avoid getting busted? Like what would be the easiest way to screw up legally? A bonehead mistake.
Thanks!
Best experience. Not as attractive as you'd think -- there's a reason her face is tastefully cropped out of all her photos, and it ain't for privacy. She's probably a 7/10.
Here's the thing though -- she gives an UNREAL blowjob. Like 20 minutes of pure pleasure and bliss.
This was the 3rd time I'd seen her, and as she's sucking me off she got a phone call. I was like go ahead n answer it, just keep playing with my dick and don't count the time.
It's her friend who called, and she asks if I want her to come over and blow me too. I'm like FUCK YES. She says it'll be an extra $150 and I'm like idgaf, get her over here now.
So she teases me for 20min and this other girl finally shows up. She's gorgeous, like waaay hotter than the escort girl. They gave me the best blowjob and probably best overall experience of my life. I still think about it years later. I begged them to go slow and make it last as long as possible. They edged me for 10 minutes, softly licking my dick up and down, putting it between their lips, one sucking my balls while the other sucked the head, etc etc etc. Just fucking incredible.
Only thing that would've made it better is if I could've came on their faces or in their mouths, but I had to settle for their tits. Still though, fucking amazing.
Do you have a dating life?
>>27858918
Most insist you call them and don't accept unsolicited texts. So I call them first to prove I'm real, but then I work out the details after via text.
Like this:
>Hi [name], I'd like to book a 30 minute appointment. Are you available at 9pm tonight for an outcall?
>You are? Okay great. I've got a few quick questions first, I'm going to text them to you and then send you my address.
>*hang up*
>Text: "How much for the appointment? Do you do greek / bbbj / etc etc etc"
>If it's all good, I send her my address
>>27858977
I used to date but I'm sick of it. I just go for one night stands, fwb's and escorts now.
Every girl I've dated tries to 'fix' me or mold them into some idealized fantasy husband they've conjured up.
I'm not some fucking errand boy that's gonna do some wenches bidding because she has a smelly fish hole. I've got my god damned dignity.
>>27859035
You fuck whores, giving money to girls so they have sex with you, an act a lot of girls do for free, im not sure about dignity t b h famalamam
>>27858878
>6 figures
Lol, hey there sport. You can come back and join the big boys club when you've reached 7 figures like a real man.
>>27859092
t. RIDF
>>27859035
So how old are you then? Most robots get sick of the dating game in middle school lol, but because we're it's losers. You seem to do well regardless of escorts with fwb and ons. Maybe using escorts helped your confidence?
>>27858918
That's easy anon. This is how we do it in UK.
Me: oi lassy, how's about a faff n laff 'round 7 o'bong?
>sure there guvnah, should i shave me minge or leave it good n hairy for ya
Me: oi leave it hairy, i wanna full that fur on me bollocks
>sounds tops m80, cant wait to snog ya bollocks too
Me: yehhh luv, what about stickin me faff-stick in ya arsehole
>sry luv but i just had some nandos, been having the shits all night, just stick wit me cunt
Really simple stuff
>>27859119
I'm mid 20s. Yeah it did help with confidence actually. I wasn't totally aspie to begin with but I had a major fear of rejection and that definitely stifled a lot of potential experiences with women.
>>27859168
>Me: oi leave it hairy, i wanna full that fur on me bollocks
This is actually my fetish.
>>27859092
Which is worse? Giving a chick an agreed upon sum of money for an agreed on sex act? Or investing both time, emotional well being, your personal space, your relationships with other people, and in the long run, way more money, and not even having a guarantee for any sex at all?
>>27859214
I would rather the emotional attachment with sex.
>>27859338
>emotional attachment
lol
>not into low morale-uncommitted-bashed out-fake-money hungry-unintelligible-user friendly-cunts, un thats why hes alone.
cry me a fookin river, a fkin river of blood.
is op still here? want more pics of escorts
How was the asian escort?
>>27859168
Dat CHEEKY NANDOS amirite?
bumpin for moar stories OP
How does finding escorts work in the USA?
In the UK you can use adultwork or there a bunch of escort agency websites if you like getting ripped off. I'll post some recommendations for other bongs.
Since OP seems to have left, I'll update with some of my escort escapades. However, I will note that I almost exclusively bang trans hookers. So huzzah, let us begin.
Last night of an unsuccessful business trip and I decide to get boozed up. I get started a bit late, but begin to get decently drunk by 2am and decide to see whats up on backpage for the area. I have a few options, but it is already 2am so I message the top 3 best looking traps in the area. Pic related responds and she starts heading right over.
She is filipina and we were meeting up in Macau, where the main language is Chinese. As such, she was having issues directing the cab to my hotel and the asshole dumped her off a ~15min walk from my hotel. I speedwalk out to where the dude dropped her off and the girl looks a good bit worse than in her pics... but I'm horny so whatever. I make awkward small talk, but she is short and clearly not happy to be out working so late (its half past 3am now.)
Get home and she asks to shower up first and I oblige. Down another tsingtao while she's probably giving herself an enema with the shower head. She comes out in a towel and I get right to business, squeezing her rock-hard balloon tits through the bath towel (I try to get trans with real tits now, no matter how tiny they are.) We sit down on the couch and I slide my shirt and pants right off. I go to town on the fake tits and make out with her a little bit. I start slapping her ass a bit and she is starting to get a hard-on. I take it over to the bed and just immediately lube up my covered cock and ram it right in.
Its a moment I will not forget, when my dong plunged into its first asshole. As tight as the one virgin pussy he pillaged, but with the added arousal factor of knowing you are doing something absolutely degenerate. She starts fake moaning "yeah baby, come in my ass, ahhhhh yeaahhhh finish in my ass" I honestly probably just get 20 pumps in and I feel that point of no return. Bust in condom
>>27861643
Pay her ~$120usd and she leaves. She left some shitty plastic ring in my hotel room and I threw it away the next day
If you're in the UK you should always use adultwork because you can get the most feedback and information to help you choose an escort.
Agency websites delete negative reviews usually, and their prices are a bit higher because they're middlemen.
Probably the most important thing in whether you have a good time is attitude. You want an escort who will try to make sure you have a good time, not feel mechanical or unfriendly.
This woman is great for that. She's happy to make out and is always relaxed and I have such great sex with her. Super high test body too.
Downside is expensive. She used to charge less :(, but she is basically a guarantee to having a great fuck. She's South African and has a face that looks almost blasian. not typical negroid face.
http://www.adultwork.com/bustykelis
adultwork.com/amina+loves+%5F%5F%5F%5F
This is another black girl, American. Her face is more negroid but still quite cute.
Her body is unbelievable though.
If you've ever watched the anime "working" she's like an irl Poplar but with bigger tits. 5'2, petite-somewhat-curvy frame, childlike chest but huge tits. Astounding.
And her head is out of this world. She genuinely likes getting throatfucked. Very rare among escorts here especially ones this hot. And you can give her a proper titfuck too. She's freaky and submissive.
The only downside is that she's flakey and hard to book. With other customers she's cancelled then said she'd meet them later then not met them because she was worried of them being mad. But if you can get her she's incredible. Book her for 1.5 hours first time to reduce chance of her being flakey, I'd recommend.
I was back at home and staying at my parents house, bored out of my mind. Decided to hit up backpage and picked this transgirl out. Called her up and we set up a meet time. It was a good 45 min drive away so I jumped in the car and headed over.
Stopped halfway to buy some gum and a tall can of beer. I pull off on the exit where she says her house is and the area is a complete shithole. Most of the houses were gubment projects and the rest were somehow worse, with pickup trucks parked on the front lawn next to torn up couches. At this point I wanted to bail, but my dong again got the better of me and I trudged ahead.
I called her up and got her exact address. Her head popped up out of this window and my feelings of foreboding were confirmed: she was total ogre. But inexplicably, I sallied forth. Paid her the agreed upon sum and she offered me a puff of the joint she had going on. I downed my tall an of beer in between a few puffs in an attempt to relax and come to terms with the fact that I was going to have this 120kg ogre ram her likely diseased cock in my ass. And at a certain point, I was ready. Her bed was moist and looked dingy. I focused my mind on how vile that was, because these are the fucked up things that turn me on. She had an 8incher of decent circumference, but she managed to fit that into my nearly-virgin butthole after a good bit of trying. However, about 10 minutes into the assramming, just as she fit her whole dong into me, I decided that this really wasn't for me. The abject disgustingness of the whole affair, which I had figured at some point would arouse me, had not at all. I just complained that my ass hurt too much, showered in 30 seconds and cut out of her hobbit hole and her ghetto neighborhood quicker than you can say anal prolapse
http://www.adultwork.com/bustyangelbaby
Czech titcow. Face looks a bit like Emma stone, pretty. 36JJ tots or something ridiculous and not fat. Wide hips, muscly arse.
Very low prices for UK
Unfortunately her service isn't as good. She's friendly , not bitchy or standoffish but she's more mechanical. She doesn't let herself have real sex really, she tries to keep how she Fucks clients different from her social life. So no kissing, oral with a condom. She'll go along with a lot of things you suggest but she'll usually be a bit passive and just give this generic giggle.
Still unbelievable value and great looks. Worth trying once because when else are you going to get to duck a woman with a body like hers?
almost banged this little cutie out in Taiwan, but I didn't want to wait an hour for her to travel into town. Regrets...
>>27858674
>Over two fucking thousand whores.
Holy fucking shit.
One whore every day would equal a little over 5 years.
6.5/10 made me lol and respond.
>>27858461
>I always have my own condoms on hand.
You are but a child
I have raw dogged more prostitutes than youve fuck with a rubber. And im clean.
Stay away from the minorities and drug addict trash and youll stay clean.
I try to find the new girls in the area, new to the game and flash extra money in their face to get them to let me go bareback.
I cant even begin to imagine what my total count is. It could be 200+ at this point.
>>27858319
what's different between escort and prostituut
I go to massage parlours like twice a month and honestly it feels like such a money sink.
It's gotta be around $3800 I'm spending in a year on this addiction
How do you deal with the guilt of spending all this money? I mean, spending 160 on a 30 minute session, when you can spend just $10 on a cheap game and just entertain yourself for hours. Or buy a new electronic gadget or something with that money
>>27858634
Should get a motel room with a bro. Have him call her and when she comes in, you jump out of the closet and get your payback.
>>27864045
An escort would call herself Classy. An prostitue would call herself Classi with little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A-S-S.
