So I have been looking at escorts. And holy shit, those sluts are just as bad as normal girls. They demand stuff of the customer. That he be screened with personal info. That he should give references to other escorts like if he was applying for a job, and not the escort. And now I just saw an escort demanding a face pic of her clients. If he is ugly, he isn't allowed to pay for her company???
Wtf, this is just as bad as real girls. Real girls only want to exchange their company for a mans good looks. These sluts want money too? This must not be how it was in the old days of legal prostitution. The richest old man in town was who got the best hookers. How did the world get to this?
>>27857800
They do the background checks so they don't get Ted Bundy'd
And only the top tier ones do that or care what you look like
You can get a half hour with a smoking hot college freshman off Backpage for $100
Also with a gf you're essentially paying for sex too but instead of straight cash it's dinners out and gifts
I'm at the point where I don't even blame women anymore, I blame the fucking retarded guys who enable them by playing along just to get their dicks wet.
If escorts have those requires it's because retarded rich guys are fulfilling them. Get angry at the guys, not the women who just want money like everyone else.
>>27857838
>They do the background checks so they don't get Ted Bundy'd
Doesn't matter, it is about principle. The escort is like any other service job. The customer should feel safe, not the provider of services.
all women are whores
escorts are just upfront about their price
it got to this by giving them rights and worshipping them openly instead of keeping them down
escorts and prostitutes are for well off chads who have no time or motivation to keep a regular one around
>>27857838
Women only want money when they look for beta providers. Alpha males don't have to pay shit to women
>>27857800
>being cucked by your government
in the civilized world, you go to a nice and legal whorehouse where you check out some qts, which are fighting for your attention on slow days, choose from the services menu, pay, and got served. it couldn't be easier or more convenient.
>>27857842
This.
It's the same with every modern industry. Stupid people paying for stupid things. Watching bad movies, listening to bad music, what incentive do companies have to make anything good anymore?
I love being alive, but I absolutely loathe most people. It's like doing drugs. The drugs are great but the people you're forced to be around are garbage (drug dealers, skeevy stoners, etc.).
>>27857883
>escorts and prostitutes are for well off chads who have no time or motivation to keep a regular one around
I know plenty of men who have fucked 20+ girls and don't give the girls shit
>>27857908
Even if you're ugly or old?
Ask a guy who spends all his money banging escorts anything.
>50+ encounters
>awful ones, amazing ones, everything in between
In response to the OP -- yeah some girls post up nonsense in their ads. It's fine by me, I just avoid them cause you know they'll be a shitty lay.
>>27857929
Chads don't count
It's already known that they don't operate within the boundaries that Beta Bob has to
>>27857871
>The escort is like any other service job
No it's not
When was the last time you got up close and personal with Bomqueesha taking your order at WacArnold's?
>>27857930
the girls are free to reject a client for whatever reason, usually happens if you're very drunk.
>>27857838
>Also with a gf you're essentially paying for sex too but instead of straight cash it's dinners out and gifts
I love this meme. Why can't you turbo nerds just go dutch on everything? I make my gf pay for her own shit, and if I cover for a dinner, she covers for the next one. If I get her a gift, she gives me a gift of equal value. You're being played big time if a girl actually makes you pay for dinners and gifts so that she can stay with you.
Are you going for some extremely "elite" shit, anon?
First post explained it. The quality-to-price ration rapidly diminishes past hundred or two at worst bucks.
>>27857929
you are lieing
if anything they give the chicks hope they will settle for them
>>27857964
do you need to know anything beforehand? I want to hit up the nearest whoreshack. Are they going to want medical history?
basically I want enough time to fool around, have my first, doubtless virgin-short time and explore the reality of ass-eating
>>27858035
not everyone is born handsome anon
get lost
>>27858035
Because the posters here lack the "no fucks given"attitude and confidence needed to make a woman want to do those things
>>27857964
1. Are you young or handsome
2. Do escorts enjoy it when you fuck them? Do they get wet and so on?
>>27858080
I've never done incalls -- only outcalls. I only ever pay for 30min. Usually 10min of chatting, 10min of foreplay, 10min of fucking.
>>27858137
I'm mid 20s, tall but average looking.
The only ones who haven't gotten wet are black chicks. I'd say like 75% of the time their pussy has been completely dry. I always have lube on hand but still it sucks to know they're not really into it.
Any UK anon here know the uk site for these whores?
Its basic economics.
The issue we have on hand with escorts is that the demand for them is out of hand - which allows them to be picky about who they want as customers.
Were there more escorts it would be the customers who could make these demands, prices would go down etc. but nope.
Too few escorts means they all have dozens of possible clients a day so they can pull off shit like this.
Also ask me just about anything you'd like to know from an escort expert.
From Germany but have experience with escorts from most Euro Countries.
>>27858474
>>27857990
Last month, I do believe...!
>>27858095
So date women in your league? The only reason a woman would require gifts and dinners from you if she is looking for a beta provider. Even then, she will be fucking other men on the side and show no real emotions towards you. Why the fuck would you even bother with that in the first place?
>>27858097
You don't need an asshole attitude to pull it off. A woman that likes you will understand you shouldn't pay for everything.
And gifts for no particular reason? Beta as fuck man. Christmas, birthdays, valentines, and your anniversary is about all you need to buy gifts for. And she would be getting shit for you during those occasions too.
>>27857800
>And holy shit, those sluts are just as bad as normal girls.
you are fagtron if you think there is sluts and normal girls
>>27858586
>>And gifts for no particular reason? Beta as fuck man
says the man who chooses to entertain, in bed or not, some random girl who noticed him once.
>>27858035
My gf is a student with no money. I have a well paid job. Of course I pay for dinner etc because it's small change for me, and she couldn't afford it.
>>27857930
I've seen some other seriously ugly and old customers who looked pretty happy. And I've never been "refused" by a girl, they want my money, they aren't expecting Chad.
>These sluts want money too
All women want money, the deal is that more often than not hookers cost less than other women.
Come to Germany my friend.
You can get hooker for as low as 30 Euros (around 33-35 $)
>>27858035
i gotta question about this, do you live together? do you split the rent right down the middle or do you provide for her? if not, if she eventually moves in with you, would you support her?
>>27858488
I am a 26 year old KV Greekfag. I think I am gonna get an escort this year and I want something good.
How much do you usually pay for one? I don't want something that will be on the clock, I want it to be as enjoyable as possible. Kissing and stuff included.
>>27858586
>in your league
change your diaper
>>27859156
hundreds of euros
>kissing
you swine, she will decide that based on "sympathy"
>>27859175
>you swine, she will decide that based on "sympathy"
Well shit. What's the fucking point then. Either I pay and get the full experience or I don't bother at all. Half-assed stuff is not what I need right now.
>>27859195
she gets enough cheating husbands to make a living
>>27857800
I really want to get an escort but man the fact that she is only fucking me because I am paying her really turns me off.
I don't think I could get a boner knowing that.
>>27859218
Does being decent looking help then?
>>27857800
i mean, you're not entitled to fuck them just because they're whores. they're still humans with the right to choose who they sleep with. places of business also have the right to refuse service to customers for many reasons.
>>27857838
>you're essentially paying for sex too but instead of straight cash it's dinners out and gifts
have you ever considered that viewing personal relationships between men and women as an exchange of goods and services for sex instead of mutually desired companionship and and intimacy is part of the reason why you're so unsuccessful with women? no, of course you haven't.
>>27859248
fuck off. no one wants you here and you don't want to be here.
>>27858245
>The only ones who haven't gotten wet are black chicks. I'd say like 75% of the time their pussy has been completely dry.
I've noticed this as well.
I did a black hooker once and it was like trying to rub your dick between two overcooked steaks.
>>27857930
they don't generally care. you have to be like severe facial deformity ugly or very unhygienic to be turned down by a girl who's job it is to suck wrinkly old dicks for a living.
the only shit part about legal whorehouses is that they make you wear a condom even for blowjays, which is pretty fucking retarded and the only reason I don't go to them.
>>27859280
>i want to stay in my own lonely, womanhating bubble for the rest of my basement-dwelling life
i mean, if you want, anon.
>>27859307
you're a drag. your posts aren't original enough to be helpful and most definitely aren't any fun
seriously fuck off
>>27859195
look for GFE specifically if you want kissing and cuddling and talking and stuff.
>>27859232
yes
but why are you going for option b when a handsome face will get you laid for free
>>27859248
i did
then i got told i dont have enough possesions she can bank in
so suck my cock whiteknight
>>27859379
>i got told i dont have enough possesions she can bank in
sounds like a totally true story that actually happened. maybe you should stop dating streetwalkers and drug addicts.
>>27859360
>but why are you going for option b when a handsome face will get you laid for free
Because I was an autist and I only have a very a close circle of friends so my good looks mean nothing.
>>27859248
>FEAR NOT MLADY I WILL DEFEND YOUR HONOR ON THE INTERNETS
>Pls touch me
>>27857964
bang any tarps?
>>27858035
my hourly earn is 50x that of my girlfriends and as such I just pay for everything. If we were to split things equally, we would never be able to go on holiday or afford to eat any real food
>>27859860
nigga that is prostitution....
Who gives a fuck if shes a "student"
So are many prostitutions and pornstars
>>27857800
In the vast majority of cases, they will be breaking a law with you. So if you are an abusive fuck or riddled with diseases, she has no legal recourse.
It makes sense that she makes sure that everything is up to snuff before potentially putting herself at risk with a complete stranger.
>>27858035
Funny thing, my gf actually insists on paying for herself all the time
>>27857800
Guess I must be handsome because I've banged 14 escorts without doing any of that trash.
>>27861752
In the first 6 months of our relationship, we would split everything pretty much 50/50. I started earning substantially more money and as such I began eating higher quality food and drinking quality booze. What am I supposed to do? When I go out to a steakhouse just leave my girlfriend at home with a frozen meal with a bud light?
>>27857990
>few months ago
>trying to get a maid of kijiji
>email a bunch
>coincidentally all women
>they all reply saying I have to have a female in the house if they come to clean
>literally have no female friends or relatives
>I can't even get a fucking maid, let alone an escort
AND THEY WONDER WHY MEN ARE QUITTING SOCIETY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREE
I thought most escorts were just part of a police sting operation.
>>27862871
Police really don't care about escorts unless it's tied to human trafficking.
As long as you're not paying to fuck some 12 year old Asian girl that just arrived last week, they don't care.
Most escorts just have you over at their house/hotel/motel and then you fuck and leave.
I've been doing for the past 3 years and it's better than trying to get actual dates, just to end up with your dick in your hand.
>super small town
>like 4 escorts
>all ugly, obviously addicted to pills
>no milfs
Life is suffering. I just want casual sex with an older woman, why must that be so hard?
>>27859248
The sad thing about this post is that it's completely rational. There is nothing irrational in this post, yet you're treated like the insane one and being hit with replies that are mostly just baseless namecalling or shitposting. I'm really sad that the current state of /r9k/, the one it's been in essentially since it returned, is one that chooses to ignore logical fucking discussion for bitter "anecdotes are complete evidence" rhetoric.
