Describe in great detail the gf you wished you had in highschool
>>27852445
not fat
not a whore
top tier super model and mother teresa character wise
>>27852445
I crushed on two girls I didn't even know, it was pathetic, when I asked them out they hardly knew who I was and obviously rejected me. Stupid fucking "just be yourself" worthless advice, wasted my entire high school experience being a complete fucking idiot while everyone else was living their lives.
What the fuck I was thinking back then I didn't even know, I was living in a fucking fantasy land.
>>27852445
>skinny
>shy
>very mentally ill
>likes video games and anime
>would sit in a corner with me all day and ignore every other human being and just chill
literally every girl in highschool was normie
>edgelord
>would put up with my fits of crying and mental illness
>cute but not too cute. I wouldn't feel comfortable dating a 10/10 tbqh
not fat
not a slut
white
likes me for real
>>27852445
>you wished you had
cute ( skinny, beautiful )
innocent, but dirty mind, often did dirty stuff with me on her own volition
loves me very much
walks to class with me, grabs my hand and holds it, does cute stuff with me
Oh god let's see...
>pale skin preferably
>skinny
>black/brown or even red hair
>doesn't wear tons of makeup
>not crazy
>big beautiful eyes, especially with those thick rimmed glasses. Mmmmm
>caring and sincere
>has a fairly big group of cool friends that drink and hang out on weekends. No chads or stacies but chill people.
>adventurous
>smaller tits with tight ass
>into all types of music
>piercings are cool
This applies to me right now.
Fuuuuuckkk when will it be my turn to get a gf?
>>27852788
you literally just described me, but im fat, dont wear glasses and rarely go out on weekends
>>27852581
VYRO SUCK MY COCK PLEASE
I had seen the perfect girl but I was too much of a beta to talk to her. Possibly like every guy here?
>>27852889
I talked to her and she rejected me.
Feels worse to know you don't have a chance. probably.
>>27852445
Metal gf who looked like Riot-era Hayley Williams
>sweet
>quirky
>great sense of humor
>affectionate
>loyal as hell
>adventurous
>>27852536
You do realize Mother Theresa was a pretty terrible person, right?
>connections to mafia/crime circles through which she embezzled money
>either kept the donated money or gave it to the Church higher-ups as a sign of "piety", while keeping her own clinics lacking in even the most basic medical equipment
>purposely kept her clinics in poor condition, saying that the poor were chosen to suffer by God and that her clinics should aim to convert the dying to Christianity, not to treat them really
>however, she herself sought out world-class doctors when she took to falling ill
>admitted in her memoirs that she never really felt God's presence in her life (and thus, all the people that had to suffer and die or convert in her clinics suffered for nothing other than her playing to be a saint)
Cold-hearted bitch, desu
I was a shitty person in high school
Grunge, tomboy yet feminine.
>painfully goth
>hangs in graveyards
>has jet black hair
>green eyes
>very very pale
>wears fishnets or corsets or various studded leather accessories
>idolizes Wednesday and Morticia Addams
>writes poetry
>owns Beetlejuice memorabilia
>loves Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, and Type O Negative
>>27853481
Jesus.
I would have fallen hopelessly in love with this hypothetical chick.
>>27853481
When I worked goth night at a club I met tons of these. They are all crazy, have daddy issues and high chance of std/baby. Pretty cool to hang out with once in a while. Such a shame because they are really cute.
>>27852445
I've tried to think about it and honestly I haven't got the faintest idea. I just can't see the high school version of me, or any real version of me, with a girlfriend.
any girl that would bat an eye to me
>>27853481
>mfw I dated that girl for 6 years
>it was a helluva ride
>petite/easily huggable
>doesn't like to wear too much makeup
>quiet but sociable in private
>warm smile
>likes holding hands/arms in public all the time
>passionate about something she can go on and on about that I can tease her for
>doesn't think less of me when i'm being annoyingly insecure but is honest and tells me when i'm being a bitch
>cheers me up when i'm down by just being there
>motivates me to be a better person, i do the same for her
>study together
>cute when teased
>content to sit inside and watch anime/play games as well as going out just to walk around together
>doesn't mind her alone time
>strangely assertive when it comes to things she's good at
>likes a wide variety of music but also likes the mainstream stuff that we can sing in the car together
I guess this is more of an ideal gf thing
my everything hurts thinking about this I shouldn't have done this
>>27853772
Can you tell us a story on her?
>>27853811
Too low in content bs.
>>27853481
Rebel Taxi is that you?
>>27853481
Sounds like my oneitis. I miss her so much.
>>27853857
Sure.
>be 19, gf is 16
>she likes to chill in graveyards
>we're pretty sexually active, banging daily if given the opportunity
>one day she gets the idea to bang in a graveyard
>apprehensive as hell
>I was pretty boring, cowardly and afraid to try new things
>agree with it because I felt like I had to keep up with her or lose her
>we head out to the graveyard when it's getting dark out
>we chill there until it is pitch black
>2Spooky4me
>things start getting hot and heavy
>suddenly we start hearing these weird, intermittent noises
>it's pitch ass black, so we can't really see anything
>everytime we pick back up, the noises occur again
>lose wood and can't go on
>she gets mad and we go back home
Never figured out what was making those noises.
>when she left me, she went on to become a literal whore in new york, then an amateur porn star.
>>27852445
Warm
Kind
Can make me feel and home and take away my frustrations
Likes how ripped I am and swolests me sometimes
Is ok with breastfeeding me and nurseplay with me
Has cute pet names for me
>>27854016
>swolests
what?
>>27854004
Can you give us some links to her porn?
>>27852445
I did have a gf, never fucked her though
>>27854016
To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".
>>27854052
Sure, just search "Isadora Valentine", which is her porn name. She actually stopped a while back because her man found out and got buttmad. She only does weird fetish shit, so keep that in mind.
http://xhamster.com/movies/986896/cuck.html
>14 years old
>short, a little chubby, big tits for her age/height
>long blonde hair, big blue eyes, cute smile with braces
>thinks you're a cool guy because you're a friend of her older sister and you have a shitty used car
>texts you dumb cute things in the middle of the day, writes you dumb cute letters, buys you dumb cute present
>sexually inept, but very eager to experience it with you
>always happy, a legit optimist, sees the best in people
>will remember you fondly after you break up, calls every now and then to remember the good old daysThat's the girlfriend I did have in highschool
>>27853811
this reminds me of a "relationship" i had, jej
>>27852826
Sweet now let's fuck
>16-17
>Short, skinny build
>Pale complexion
>Huge green eyes
>Short black hair
>Something of an emo (this was 2007)
>Emotional as fuck, will cry over anything
>Doesn't drink or smoke
>Carefree, shy, enjoys lying on the grass looking at the sky listening to music
- long brunette or black hair
- 140 pounds give or take
- likes gaming but isn't a complete nerd
- troubled but not as fucked up as us robots
- nice ass small - medium tits
- a bit emo but not like goth or cutting
>>27853379
post proof faggot
i want that caricature of mother teresa anyway. motherly, kindly woman.
>>27854200
>that spoiler
looks like we have a normie among us, guys
>>27852445
The one I had. I just wish I let that bitch go when I graduated instead of holding on to something that was gone like a dope.
>>27852445
>tfw no mary kanker gf
I wish I had met my current gf 10 years sooner. Highschool would have been so much fun together.
>>27853811
The only guys who like petite woman are manlets and pedophiles, you should kill yourself
A skinny but nicely proportioned brown girl with black hair a little past her shoulders. She wouldnt be as bitter and amgry as me but would tolerate it since she enjoys disecting people. She would have a mom and dad at home who where pretty traditional. As far as her social standing goes she would be mildly popular but only cause shes on the culinary team and does well in competition.
She lives on the a few streets down from me in the same neighborhood, im a slightly nore expemcibe house. On weekends we'd go watch dollar movies, eat some gas station food and go on beer runs or try to beg adults to buy us some beer.
Fit and smarter than me. That's it.
>Redhead (actual red not ginger)
>Skinny or toned/athletic
>Has tattoos
>Has 1 piercing
>Long Hair
>Medium/Big Tits
>Medium Ass
>Shaven Pussy
>Not a conformist
>Plays the vidya
>Virgin
>Likes to sometimes change her hair colour but goes back to the original everytime
>Likes to fuck about
>Doesn't take shit to seriously
>Will love me and be loyal
>Likes to listen to non-shit songs that make me want to kill myself
>Barely Has any friends
>White or Asian plox (obviously I mean jap,korean or Chinese when i refer to asian)
>Wants to have kids
>>27852445
>tumblr nose
get it out
>my height or taller
>thick, but not too fat to have the right personality
>the perfect mix between "Stacy" and "Alternative"
>dominant
>smart
probably white with dark hair and light eyes too, 2bh
>>27852445
>skinny
>extremely beautiful
>tall with long legs (in b4 manlet, I'm tall too)
>long hair
>elegant all the time
>cold, calm and collected
>loves me for no reason
There was a girl like this in my class. She was almost perfect in every way. Almost no guy dared to ask her out for years. In the end she got together with the captain of the basketball team.
Funny thing, a decade later I prefer quirky tomboys.
>meet after her parents move into town.
>teachers assign me to show her around school because i had no friends.
>we quickly become friends
>short-ish black/brunette hair
>short than me
>somewhat more male than female, but still plenty of female qualities
>prefers to wear pants/shorts than dresses
>likes same vidya, tv, cartoons, anime and movies
>likes to go to the arcade after school and on weekends with me until dark
>medium boobs and average body
>no piercings,besides ears, or tattoos
>likes to muck around in class to the point where we get separated
>spend whole recess and lunch just talking about shit while laying in the grass
>shy
>thanks mrskeltal
>both got drunk for the first time when her parents were away at 16
>both lost out virginities to each other at 17 after blowing off prom/deb ball to get drunk in one of the class rooms.
fuck this makes me sad to write this, i just wish i could have experienced this. fuck i hate my life, i wish i would do anything for this to happen.
if i kill myself would i get to life this dream?
>girl
>loves me
>>27852826
>you literally just described me, except for half of the things listed!!!1
Fuck off, obese roastie.
>>27852445
I like her.
She likes me a lot too.
We are attracted to each other.
She won't cheat.
She want to have kids and marry.
>>27853481
all i can think of is the mid-000's emo trend. damn i miss those days. they were all so damn good looking erry one of them.
>>27853481
Those girls are even better when instead of being sadsack bitter cunts, they're peppy and cheerful
>>27852445
>smart, but not smarter than me
>speaks English and my native language
>as I was a litle slow, I wouldn`t have liked a witty one
>likes every heavy bass music
>generally shy, but opens herself up after you get to spend a little time with her
>knows how to have fun (meaning she has hobbies, has a small group of trustworthy friends and they do stuff together sometimes)
>doesn`t do drugs, not even cigs
>drinks from time to time
>must have a habit of biting her lip around me
>she mustn`t know how to repair a computer, but able to operate in windows (only)
>Has to fucking know when to shut up
>She must trust me. Also idolize me. Love me.
>maximum a year younger and not older than me
>down for trips and parties, but not too often
>has to be virgin
>average to tall height
>slender figure
>b/c cups
>nice, long, hairless legs
>dark coloured hair
>soft lips
>sandpaper tongue
>very little make up
>no piercings
>some zits wouldn`t hurt
obligatory:
>she has to know how to cook. My mother is a chef and I got extremely bitchy regarding food
>She must know what she likes or not.
>lies sometimes, but only for small things. (are you sitting on the remote etc.)
>likes to dance slowly
Skinny
Nice butt, small tits
Severely bipolar
Killed someone in school so I visit her in jail where I can idealize her
I'm being realistic
>tfw aspie
>tfw wanted Rin Kamishiro to be my gf from an anime
>Can't relate to crushes on real girls
Idk, I musta been super delusional as a teen because I wasn't even thinking about the bitches in HS, I had such extreme anxiety I just retreated into fantasy land. I think the last time I had a crush on a real person was in 3rd grade, back before all of my mental problems kicked in.
>>27860964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_WCn1VsCo8
Pic related, song related. God I was such a faggot, still am. But at least now I lift, am muscular and look good, still 22 yo virgin with no friends though.
I miss being a NEET a whole lot, when you go on a self improvement roll, you don't always know what you're leaving behind.
>>27860098
Chad the prison guard would be banging her in there
