>mom found my bug jar
>>27852431
>mommy found the nasty crem
>wife's son found the piss basket
>>27852431
>uncle's dog found the crispy rag
>mom found my m&ms fleshlight
this meme needs to fucking end
>>27852431
>wife found my girlfriend closet
>step-dad found the shit bus
>sister's gf found the sweat bottle
>uncle found the underwear stash
>wife's son's gf's bull found the pimple pus warehouse
>the house dwarf found the taint rag
>dog found the dog toy
>I found a girlfriend
>single mother found my booger dad
>gf found a convenient replacement
>uncle's brother found the scream hole
>man found the yellow hat
>some dude found a 200 word essay i wrote
>mailman found the skin shavings nook
>be me
>be 1990 (30 years ago)
>get 3 word essay
>essay due tomorrow
>spill spaghetti
>get on floor
>walk dinosaur
>no croissants today, boss :(
Mommy found the nails jar
>anon found the meme thread
> found the skeleton hooker
>Brothers husband found the taint totem
>Harry found the man cream
>Mother found the Smegma storage
>dad's wife found the spit towel
>police found the corpse cave
>brothers wife found the crucified plushie room
>>27852912
FUCK YIU MAX I FUCKG GOT THR FUCKING FREE SAMPLE OFF A SHITTY NIVEA MEN THREE IN ONE SHAMPOO THST I GET MONTHLY FROM AMAZON BECAUS EMY MOM SAYS TS CHEAP IT CAME GREE ONCTHE BOX AND IT GAVE ME A FUCKING RASH
DO NOT VUY NIVEA BRAND MAN CREAM OR CREME OR WHATEVER
>obergruppenfuhrer found the zyklon b
>>27852431
>from 14 to 16 i stoped cuting my hair
>somehow i started loosing hair like crazy
>stuffed all in my drawer for some reason
>mom finds hair drawer
>wants to throw it away
>stuf hair in poket
>forget about it
>later that night at gas station im getting a soda and something else
>reach for my wallet and attached to it is my hair collection
>pocket hair in front of everyone
>quickly stuff it in my poket again
>should have laughed and throwed it to the garbage instead
>get the wierdest stare from clerk, fucker must have been a profesional because he said nothing
>grab my stuff and dissapear into the night
>>27852811
I want a scream hole
>>27852959
>zyklon b
why would anyone use that to gas people with anyways? even just CO2 would be more effective
>>27852979
I meant it's a good thing because of the delousing.
>rabbi found the shekel shredder
>elliot found the sorority house entrance
>roommate found my hemorrhoid exfoliater
>neighbor found the sperm cradle
>lab partner found the cuddle shark
>electrician found the ovary necklaces
>russian professor found the homunculus jar
>>27852979
I heard somewhere that the nazis actually hooked up their exhaust pipes to the backs of trucks full of jews
>CA found my failure wall
>delivery driver found the tooth bucket
>mom found my dragon dildos
> Papi found the poop bike
>mailman found the toenail tent
>>27853706
>Mommy found my poop chute.
>the cat found my cum crabs
>the police found my forest fun hut
>Widowed mother found the dad barrell
>>27852431
>Brother's fiancee found the Nigger Napkin
>wife's son found the hair sack
this thread is glorious, im posting this on /r/4chan lol
>step-cousin found the shit plane
>>27852431
>grandpa found the jizz jacuzzi
>my wifes sexual lover found the piss jugs
Damn I was actually interested in hearing about the bug jar.
>dad's neighbour found the cum canister
>stepmom found the spit pond
>>27852431
>gam gam found the booger creek
>mom found the doodoo dungeon
>boss found the fart balloon
>great-grandfather found iron cross in destroyed berlin
>mother's uncle's niece found the lint loafers
>Brother's grandchild found the blorb bastion
>village idiot found the squirrel penis socks
>janitor found the saliva juice
>oneitis' vagina found chads cock
>>27852431
>master sergeant found the spanking stick
>daughters friend found the dick shavings
>cops found the body
>The goy found the red pill
>>27857874
>untermensch found himself inside the oven
>Guggler found the choking gaggler
