>tfw no qt Mexican gf
they're all sluts with baby daddy in jail
>>27850767
nah you're talking about niggers
>You will never be a border patrol raping illegal qt Mexican s
>>27850747
>tfw no tsundere mexican gangster gf who acts cold, bullies and hits you but starts to open up about her feelings until one day, you're on a date with her at the park, she suddenly grabs your hand, looks at you while blushing and tells you "anon... t-te amo" then kisses you in the cheek
>>27850747
The moment they become legal is when they start to turn ugly and fat. Not even a pedo, they're the only race that this happens to. Why is life so unfair?
>>27851041
>The moment they become legal is when they start to turn ugly and fat
That's why we must allow them to stay here illegally. It keeps the qt supply fresh.
>>27850843
They all have babies by the time they're 16. You think Chad has a harem? Juan will literally rip ever pinocha in his barrio, get caught on cocaine trafficking, and leave everyone else to deal with the babies
>>27850747
>beaners
I have standards
>>27850976
lmfao, this guy knows whats up
>>27850976
>not "mi gustas, anon", and she pulls you towards her for the hug
Then
>she pulls her head out from the side of your head to look at you and says "if you tell anyone, Voy a asesinar"
>while she's talking, you smell her breath that consists of spearmint gum And the faint smell of cigarettes
Why live?
>>27850747
NOT ALL HISPANICS ARE MEXICAN
YOUR FILE NAME SAYS HISPANIC
SPANIARDS ARE WHITE HISPANICS
NOT ALL HISPANICS ARE MEXICAN
>cute cashier I talk to at length that works in my dorm building, really short figure she's about 24 max
>tells me in passing one day she has something like 11 kids
I'll give them one thing they can retain their shape after having dropped a litter, I imagine she's a lot older than she actually looks in reality.
I wouldn't mind getting one pregnant and bouncing
>>27851716
Calm down, Venancio.
Go take another bump of cocaine to calm your nerves.
>gachupines
Shaking my head, familia.
>>27851716
Mexicans are hispanic, though, so it's not wrong.
>>27851716
EL PERUANO
L
>>27851811
MY NAME IS MIKE AND I HAVE BLUE EYES AND LIGHT BROWN HAIR
BUT NOOOOO BECAUSE OF MY QUARTER SPANIARD GENES, I'M STILL A "SPIC"
SPANIARDS ARE WHITE
SPANIARDS ARE WHITEEEEEEE
I have 1.5 mexican gfs.
The first one cheated one me.
The one that was half mexican half white, well her parents didnt like me.
>>27851833
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WERE BRITISH AND PEOPLE STARTED CALLING YOU A "STUPID MICK IRISH FUCK" BECAUSE YOU WERE WHITE?????
>>27851862
spaniards are like 5% black. If you have even one drop of black blood in you that means you're not human much less white
>>27851716
1. Mexicans are hispanic, so describing a mexican as such isn't incorrect.
2. How do you know she is mexican and not honduran, colombian, puerto rican, guatamalan, etc...?
3. No one said spaniards aren't hispanic.
>>27851862
>1/4 spaniard
>3/4 retard
>all faggot
Go die of hunger somewhere else, Miguel.
Mexico>shitspain
>>27851888
>>>/tv/68241645
what the fuck are you doing?
>>27851898
NO THEY ARE NOT
YOU HAVE NO PROOF YOU STUPID MICK
YOU HAVE NO PROOF
YOU LOSE
YOU GET NOTHING
GOOD DAY SIR
YOU LOOOOOSEEEEE YOU HAVE NOOOO PROOOOOFF AAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>27851888
That's not the same, retard.
>tfw Mexican qt already has a bf
SHE'S LITERALLY PERFECT WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS TAKEN
I'm Latino and maybe it's just because I've seen so much of them I'm kind of worn out, but Latinas are not the most pleasant people around.
>tfw only latinas or blacks would date me but all I want is an asian or white gf
>>27850747
I'm Mexican, no paisa, but this dominican girl fine
t. normie
X3 :. sur por vida
>>27852317
who /tortilla flats/ here
>>27852374
It was meant for the blue rag girl , es a gang homie
>>27850976
I can't take these feels senpai
>tfw this thread reminded me of mexi oneitis, so I went on her facebook and she's with giga roid chad
>>27850747
hispaniards are subhuman
I'm mexican and I hate mexican bitches, they only want either tyler or tyrone.
>>27852440
NOT ALL HISPANICS ARE MEXICAN YOU STUPID MICK FUCK
GET IT FUCKING RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
They age like shit unfortunately. I used to be absolutely obsessed with this mexican girl, she used to be a 10/10 but now she's gotten old and ugly.
>>27852442
Anon pls why don't they love us, I just want to go back to the homeland and date the chicas that say "putos gringos" and "morados" mann
>>27852503
American "culture" rotted their minds. After a few generations they turn into a bunch of gringo fuckers or nigger lovers.
>>27852503
Ugh, fucking chicanos. Stay in your side of the fucking river.
>>27851716
no one cares paco
>>27852455
t. beaner
phaseolus vulgaris
>tfw qt latina gf
I wish I had a qt white gf
>>27852538
Actual mexican women aren't that much better either. They're even more obsessed with white dick than asians because of mejorar la raza
>>27852688
Everyone knows that's a common meme for girls, and nothing to be taken seriously.
>>27852538
Me and my friend call this the "freedom effect"
>tfw no latina gf with braces
>>27852561
You're just jealous that when I go back to your third world shithole women will want a guy thats 2 feet taller and more educated than you instead of you
>mfw was in Juarez for a month last year
>mfw 6'3 pale Irish man
I got some amount of lays over there, fucking hell. I also had a Latina midget one night kek
>>27852907
>You're just jealous that when I go back to your third world shithole women will want a guy thats 2 feet taller and more educated than you instead of you
Yea, yea whatever you say you disgusting American slime :^)
>>27853054
This is chicano anon you dip
>>27853068
>implying you're any different
Nobody respects a chicano. Stay the fuck away sissy boy.
>>27850976
When I read the "te amo" the hair in the back of my neck stood up... I never knew written ASMR existed
>>27853128
Why do Mexicans on 4chan hate chicanos? Non autistic Mexicans usually show them as much respect as a normal Mexican
T_T i want one, i really do.
>Hangs self
>>27853167
I'm a chicano and I hate chicanos.
Actual Mexicans are cool, but most chicanos are retarded trash who act like niggers, can't speak either english or spanish properly, and generally disgrace their families.
>>27853221
They have a blanket hate for Mexicans born out of Mexico. I don't "hate" anyone in my raza. I like anyone who treats me with respect and respects their culture too.
Probably because I live in the fucking hood.
>>27853167
Because we need to go into full isolation and autarky.
The world hates my people and country. I hate it back. If only my fellow mexicans shared my views and weren't such leftist cuckolds, we'd have a nuclear or at least a space program right now.
>>27853277
>what is ASM
Chicanos like Mexico you fucking spic
>>27853167
In the US, they probably have the "protect the barrio" mentality. I dont really know chicanos that well, but from what i've seen they're pretty much the same as a cholo, and cholos get shit on by everyone here.
And btw, how is getting a beaner gf hard? the fucking chicks here love gringos, just take a trip to cancun and go to a club, as long as you're atleast 8/10 and know how to say hola como estas in a shitty spanish accent, you have pussy secured.
>>27852984
why the fuck do a lot of americans go to juarez, i mean i know it's on the border, but it's a shit town, at least travel a little bit more south to Monterrey city so you don't have a 50% chance of being abducted by los zetas.
>>27853306
I don't care if they like Mexico. STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE FUCKING RIVER
>>27853413
>just take a trip to cancun and go to a club, as long as you're atleast 8/10 and know how to say hola como estas in a shitty spanish accent, you have pussy secured.
This is exactly why we need isolation.
>>27851147
who the fuck says beaners what are you 12
>>27853413
i'm Mexican. I've never dated a mexican girl :' ( just two el salvadorian and one wa half honduran. and a dominican girl right now
t.normie beaner
>>27853473
We have a space program. how the fuck can you even be a neet in a country where NEETS are usually on the street.
>>27853465
No I'm am actually Irish man from Ireland. Not a plastic Paddy.
Why are Americans obsessed with being something other than American?
Wasn't it Roosevelt who said 'There is no room for Hyphenated Americans.' or something along those lines.
I get that it is a meeting of different nationalities but that was 150 years ago.
>>27853277
I like Mexicans
>>27853478
a 12 year old redneck
>>27853507
NYfag?
>>27852984
that's awesome lol
>>27853549
That's the hypocracy of multiculturalism. It's the nieve idea that you can put a bunch of radically different cultures in a box and everyone will just get along.
It's a pipedream.
>>27851113
>They all have babies by the time they're 16
I'd like to believe this stereotype isn't true to life, but literally the only Hispanic chick going to my small town high school dropped out and got knocked up at the age of 16.
Also, the only two black dudes going to our school started a gang called the "Purple Kush Soldiers" and got arrested in our park. And the only black chick also ran away in Sophomore year and got knocked up.
Jesus christ.
>>27853570
>NYfag?
Nope. Home of the texas tower sniper. Google it. interesting town. But absolute shit. love it though.
>>27853610
They're called Enclaves, my man and you see it everywhere.
>That's a black area
>let's go to China town
>That's a heavy Muslim part of town
etc.
Any Mexican girls in NYC wanna hang out with me?
>>27853549
I have no qualms with the Irish carrot tops. They're decent people. However I'd probably still kidnap you and get some money from you and your family for sleeping with our women.
>>27853610
uh it does work, my grandmother's neighborhood in Brooklyn is very diverse
>>27853612
It's not true. I know tons of Hispanic girls and only a few got pregnant as teenagers.
>>27853658
why don't you just fuck a qt Irish girl?
>>27853536
>We have a space program
Yeah now. In 2016. What the fuck is the use? Anyway, the program sucks and nobody respects it. We need to make the world respect us. We need nuclear weapons and a successful space program.
>how the fuck can you even be a neet in a country where NEETS are usually on the street
I have a job.
>>27853570
Personally, I don't like you.
>>27853549
I wish we could legally carry firearms to make foreigners mess with me to give me a reason to shoot them.
Any tfw no gf robot Mexican-Americans in here? I lost my virginity at 32 with a crazy white girl who smelled like feces. It wasn't worth it, haven't touched a grill since.
>>27853696
you're an autist
original post
>>27852984
>bragging about fucking a midget
that's really nothing to brag about
>>27853696
>We need to make the world respect us
You're talking about the U.S, right? We've been attempting that since our inception, kinda the whole reason we're viewed as "bullies" or "world police". Also, as stagnant as NASA's been lately, we still have the most successful space program in history and, as of last year, the largest nuclear stockpile.
>>27853727
not him, but it like totally is bro
>>27853570
>>27853650
you poor friendless soul
>>27853658
>>27853694
Lets be honest, Paco is a brown manlet, I'm a white 6'3 man with an 'exotic' accent.
That being said, I found the Mexicans to be very kind to the Irish, there's even a Brigade (St Patrick's Brigade) who are celebrated in mexico for their fighting for Mexico's independence - they were made up of Irish settlers there..
Even then, Paco, it's take about as many of you to get me into a car trunk as it would to change a light bulb - 7 of you and a step ladder.
>>27853744
dude I barely have any friends and my life is kinda shitty now
But I try to stay positive, things will get better
>>27853167
Because foreigners on here act like the world is just like /int/ and sperg out.
Also why is no one posting mexican qts?
>>27853764
lol no they won't
I have a mexican gf. Shes cute . I love her very much. :3
>>27853766
hispanic girl's boobs look so tasty
I had some Puebla style tacos the other day, they were so good. I want to date the qt that works at the truck I got them from.
>>27853478
>who the fuck says beaners what are you 12
Funny enough Mexicans. I swear while white cucks and niggers get mad at black jokes, Mexicans can take a hit and make fun of themselves all the time.
>>27853676
>uh it does work, my grandmother's neighborhood in Brooklyn is very diverse
No its just not-white.
>>27853766
>mandatory Selena
>>27853764
Talk to all the girls you want, get used to rejection and get used to pulling, have you ever had a gf?
>ctrl "fart" "gas" "brap" "beans"
>0 results for any of them
it's like you guys don't even care about the best part of dating a latina.
>>27853815
No, I have not. I almost got laid last year when I was barhopping, but it didn't end up happening.
But my issues right now are more than just not having female contact. I would be a lot happier with a female companion (not necessarily a gf) though, and friends that didn't treat me like shit.
>>27850747
>Felt-up and made-out with best-friend's qt Mexican sister one night
>He was literally five feet away, on the floor
>A week or so passes
>Feel her up and make-out again, this time we agree to date
>>Says, "I don't love you, but I can learn to."
>Her traditional parents are upset with this development
>They insult me and my family
>Decide there that I would go no further
>Stop talking to her for months
>Meet up randomly at CVS
>I was dating someone else at the time, there with them, and she literally starts crying
That was all a year ago. We talk now, and I think she still likes me, but I've had too many bad experiences with dating. I'm done.
>>27853829
some hispanic girls are so hot I would let them fart in my face
>>27853815
the things I would have done to her butthole
>>27853837
Are you a NEET? what is your occupation?
>>27853724
I'm a nationalist.
>>27853739
I'm talking about Mexico. My dream is to see this nation rise out of the toilet of humiliation and make the world, especially the United States, pay for all these humiliations. Trade sanctions on the united states, conquest of central america, saber rattling with south america. The expulsion of sudacas, negros, spaniards, americans, europeans, the whole thing.
>>27853869
For some reason I find chubby latina girls extremely sexy. But like a white or black bbw is just disgusting to me. I don't get it.
>>27853869
I flunked out of college, was a garbageman for 10 months, then quit one morning because I was stressed out about a bunch of shit. Bad decision, but that job was dangerous as hell anyway and I get distracted easily. The pay was kinda shitty but the job had its perks. Now I'm a NEET but I'm hopefully getting a good job within a few months, until then I have to find like a supermarket job or something to hold me over.
I could go back to college, but I don't want to because I realized how much more money I'll have to pay, and I might be getting a pretty good job soon.
>>27850747
Do you live in Vancouver? I see that model posted everywhere
>>27853904
I agree. arab girls too. in my opinion.
>>27853901
are you the texas dude?
do you have more pics?
but dominican girls can be pretty hot, nice catch
>>27853904
dude I agree, I don't know what it is.
Chubby white or black girls rarely turn me on, but I love chubby Latinas.
>>27853933
Something about that brown complexion that isn't too white or too dark, it looks perfect on any body shape.
>>27853815
SELENAS!
>>27853933
that girl isn't even chubby, though
>>27853916
Focus on improving your hygiene, employment status and fitness. Comb your hair and dress like a human being and not some over the top suitfag or just straight up tshirts and shorts(speaking from experience, florida tho).
From then on you will feel confident in yourself, and the rest should come soon enough. Got a steam or some other thing you want to talk on?
>>27853916
>I flunked out of college, was a garbageman for 10 months
stopped reading right there because I literally lol'd
>>27853815
I miss the 90s
>Tfw 5'6 spiclet
It's not fucking fair
>>27853952
very close to my girl, I agree regardless of race it is the perfect tone.
>>27853953
>Selena
>tfw you will never see her alive
rip qt :' (, her music still gets me through feels
>>27853966
Curves, though, Better?
>>27853982
>hygiene
I have pretty good hygiene. My hair should be pretty nice but I think I have telogen effluvium. It isn't too noticable but I really want to cure it.
>employment status
Yeah I really gotta get a job
>fitness
The one area I really lack, I was getting pretty good exercise just from being a garbageman. Gyms are not my thing and I find the gym culture to be cringeworthy, but I gotta stay active. I don't think I look too bad though, I just need some abs and chest muscles.
I'm short as fuck but I'm not too concerned with that, I've had girls interested in me.
>>27854013
FUCKING GREAT YOU MADE ME DROP MY COFFEE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD
>>27854013
Fuck you I'm 5'3"
>>27853745
>Lets be honest, Paco is a brown manlet
There is pretty much zero truth to this meme. In the past, people here were manlets because of horrible nutrition. People are getting taller in Mexico.
Suck me, you fucking parasite.
>>27854013
>tfw 5'11 spic
>tfw god among spics
>>27854014
yeah curves
>tfw you'll never have selena's sweaty feet in your face
>tfw you'll never bury your face in her big butt
>>27853161
most ppl refer to it as frisson which is more legit than asmr
>>27854013
>5'6
Still taller than most latinas, just snatch one before a talfag takes her
>>27854009
> SPM in jail
>Selena dead
chicanos pls
>>27854023
Buy weights, go for the short but not fugly latinas, they exist
>>27854033
read above
>>27854045
Jealous as a mf. Srs. You must get pussy.
>>27854054
>You will never have her hold you against her body will she speaks lovingly in dat selena voice in your ear
>>27854086
>Jealous as a mf. Srs. You must get pussy.
hahaha no i'm still a creepy weirdo.
actually it's probably worse because I'm creepy and my height makes me threatening as well.
>>27854013
Get mamado
>>27854045
>5ft 10 spic
>90% taller than everyone i come across on the street
This is fine
>>27853948
Lol thats not her, Im just dumping latinas.
My dominicana is more mulatta but the reddish frizzy hair/big ass/ small waist type
>>27854014
>that pic
Absolutely Haram. DELETE THIS
>>27854109
get fit , dont be a tall akward cuck
fix appearance in general
genetically aka unfiixable only, what would you rate yourself?
>tfw hispanic family
>seen em all go from nice looking to short and fat
And I'm not even sure why that happens. All I know is I'm taller than half my family and I'm 5'8
>>27854033
I'm 5'3-5'4 and white, but I don't care anymore
believe it or not, some girls like short guys
>>27854086
Average height for women is actually 5'4.
And I actually find that short girls aren't any more likely to date short guys. I'll probably start doing pushups and other bodyweight exercises at least, maybe buy weights at some point. But I think it's most important that I at least play some sports (I love one wall handball), just to get exercise of some sort.
>>27854126
>you will never get head from a girl in a hijab
why live
>>27850747
Can someone photoshop the braces out? She looks gorgeous, even with braces.
>>27854045
>tfw 6'3 lanklet
I'm a fucking titan guey, still a khv because autismo.
>>27854118
ooh she sounds hot
>>27854142
>latinas
>5'4
>>27854181
average height for women is 5'4, that's all I was saying
Latinas might be slightly shorter on average, but not by much.
>>27854135
/soc/ generally gives me anything between a 5 and a 7, and since I don't trust myself to rate myself I'll just trust their probably bad judgment.
>>27854180
Every nigger who knows her failed to hit the pussy
only me and her 8.5/10 (no homo?) ex have hit dat booty in recent history
turns out having respect and being intelligent is worth something in 2016. Did I mention this girl is smarter than like any other girl I met? I think I'm in love
>>27854196
High school latinas under 5'0
>not by much
>>27853893
Lol.
Good luck with that.
>>27850747
that child is like 14
>>27854230
there's no way the average Latina is that short
I'd say 5'2-5'3 is average Latina height
>>27854227
But I mean stuff like facial structure/ hair type/ proportions etc. I have relatively good(enough) proportions/structure that when I cleaned myself up I could actually pull
>>27854230
Settle down spaz. I can tell she's not that hot now
>>27854252
Yeah, but how many white highschoolers under 5'0 did you ever meet?
>>27854230
adding the .5 made it homo, lol
nah but seriously, does she give good head? how nice does her ass look when you hit it from the back?
>>27854259
mmm
I have a skull somewhere between mongoloid and europoid.
My face is pretty symmetrical, I think.
I have Richard Ramirez tier hair.
>>27854252
latinas are small famalam
very small
and cute
>>27854277
I was one, lol. I was like 4'10-4'11 in 9th grade and I maxed out at like 5'3-5'4 at age 17.
>>27854270
whatever. This is the only legit fine girl I been with before, most girls I did before were arguably ugly. I only ever heard one person sincerely call her that.
>>27853893
Shut up and pay for my wall, Pedro.
>>27854284
Her ass is fucking fat. She doesn't like that it jiggles which is fucking stupid to me. She doesn't have big boobs but that's unimportant to me
>>27854289
>girls like curly hair now
cut the sides and let the top grow
>>27854310
White? You should make a white manlets year by giving them oh so needed attention
>>27854237
Don't patronize me, motherfucker.
Laugh it up now because things are bound to change around here. Most of my fellow mexicans are cynical pessimists. The rest of the world truly believes mexico will always be a shithole but I have a high optimism that we will become a world power, a nuclear power one day.
>>27854298
they might be a little taller in the US though, as there might be some malnutrition in the poorer parts of Mexico.
But still, I know they're small and cute
>>27854355
If you make that happen I might actually move back to my ancestral homeland.
>>27854355
Jesus christ you fucking autist. We dont need nukes to be a good country.
>>27854351
Yeah I'm white.
And what do you mean by white manlet's year, lol?
Oh god I hate the hairstyle you recommended that guy though, curly hair looks best at an even length.
>>27854373
>tfw you will never go a week without seeing a non mexican
send me back donny
>>27854373
>implying we will let filthy americanized traitors in
>>27854355
>muh nukes
Dude, you're fifty years late to that party.
>>27854351
I love boobs of all sizes, shape is more important to me. I'm surprised she doesn't like the jiggle.
>>27854392
>I'm a traitor for being born here
sorry
>>27854355
Wait lol, you guys haven't developed nuclear power yet? In terms of both weaponry and energy?
Holy fuck.
>>27854392
>hating your own race
I bet you want those indios to get smallpox too huh
>>27854379
There are lots of short whites whos only real deal breaker is being short. Taking one for a nice dinner would make them feel worth something. and that "soccer player" haircut is what all the latinas like nowadays. around here.
>>27853893
How about dealing with your fucking drug cartel problem before you blame everyone else?
>>27854404
Round and perky. Can't complain. Appearance isn't that much to me honestly, but I got lucky, I'm barely a 8, while shes like a 9.5 and my exes were sub 7 by my friends rating
>>27854419
really? for some reason I think curly on the top and shaved sides would look faggy.
And I might have other dealbreakers, but it's tough to tell. I would like to think I'm somewhat handsome. When I have money, I would have no problem taking a girl out on a date, but I would need a girl to do that with first lol. I've met like 4 girls from the internet, no luck with any.
white girls do like Latino guys btw,
just don't be one of those faggots who copies the way black people talk and dress
>>27854357
true
I'd marry a Mexican girl if the children didn't end up looking so weird
You'd think mestizo + white would look ok but it rarely does
>>27854025
Really?
Original commenttemmmoc lanigirO
>>27853893
This >>27854441
I get that corruption is a ubiquitous issue, but Mexico's government is so blatant about it. You guys need to clean house, but don't let that tickle your Nationalist pickle yet, because most of the corruption stems from native-born Mexicans.
>>27854489
What? I find white+mestizo children to look good.
But I kinda get what you're saying, it might put them in a place where they have neither the white or mestizo cuteness.
>>27854441
Don't listen to him. He's just mad that EPN doesn't
give him tendies for being xenophobic.
>>27854458
Cut, not shaved. It's what they like.Just saying.
>internet dating
>>27854489
Well most Mexicans are at least 50% white, and often moreso, so your kids will probably come out looking white.
The only woman I ever loved was Mexican. She never even knew I existed.
True story.
>>27854480
>Mexican and educated but bad enough to make her excited
I could probably fuck half the white girls in the non ghetto part of my county, but I want my latinas affuerza mane.
>>27854376
>>27854399
How the fuck are we supposed to be feared without any nukes, you idiots?
What are we going to throw during a war? Huaraches?
And the fact that we're "fifty years late to that party" is, honestly, humiliating. Nuclear weapons are the gateway into relevance.
>>27854418
Just energy. One nuclear power plant.
>>27854441
We would have to literally purge the country from the bottom all the way to the top. A radical change in society. Then you people would step in crying and bitching with your human rights stupidity to defend these fucking scumbags. Really, most people in Mexico know what is needed but they're too much pussies to say it, even on the internet.
Watch as my countrymen insult me.
>>27854533
Hey man, why not. 2 were from /soc/ actually.
>>27854514
The worst thing about Mexico IMO is the fact that the police force is so useless in some areas, that there's mob "justice" like it was the year 1690. That HAS to stop. But I think Mexico has a lot of potential, and it's actually not doing that bad.
>>27853893
No mames negro, let me guess you were that guy talking about how Mexico was going to be a nuclear superpower on /pol/, from one spic to another, u are crazy my friend
>>27854038
>Suck me, you fucking parasite.
Your ladies in Jaurez sure were Parasites...if you get my meaning
Either way, if you're getting Taller then so is everyone else. If I'm 6'3 now, what will my kids be like?
>>27850747
I hit on this exact girl in fucking fifth grade and she still has braces?
>>27854559
>We need to be feared, lets waste valuable money
on bombs that the UN sec. council has 100s of
so do you want the democratic peoples republic of Mexico?
>>27854557
Bad in what way?
>>27854038
Yeah you're right to an extent, but I still think the average height will max out below that of white people.
>>27854567
AS you wish. Not my thing.
>>27854638
Moarrrrrrrrrrrrr
nigger comment
>>27854638
it's worth a shot dude, if you're as handsome as you say you are you're gonna feast on pussy
>>27854627
As in hood. I've never been a degenerate, but most of the guys these girls are interested are angel white boys who have never been in a fight, smoked, seen a gun, etc.
>>27854587
>If I'm 6'3 now, what will my kids be like?
6'3
or do think this generational growth will continue until we're as tall as mountains?
>>27854567
The worst thing about Mexico is human rights getting in the way.
>>27854584
I don't go to /pol/ because I'm not a plebeian. Mexico is not going to be a nuclear superpower anytime soon without some radical changes in government, society and economy by force.
>>27854621
I want Mexico to not be the laughing stock of the world.
>>27854685
I hope you're not one of those Mexicans who says nigga in every sentence and wears nothing but Jordans, that's hella lame
I dated a Salvadoran girl with dark hair and blue eyes, shit she was hot, too bad I was an autistist that didn't know how to properly treat women, I regret not marrying that girl.
>mfw she now is dating a pretty bright ingenering student and she will probably marry him
Life is bad
>>27854559
You're adorable, m8.
There's only one reason anybody having nukes makes anybody scared: Mutual Assured Destruction. The fact that Mexico would have a nuclear stockpile wouldn't be what scares people, it's the prospect that if you launched one ICBM, just one, EVERYBODY would die. Everybody, you, me, your government, my government, the UK, Russia, we will all be royally fucked and literally nobody is going to stand in the aftermath and say, "Gee, I guess we should stop picking on poor little Mexico."
>>27854683
I'm no Christiano Ronaldo, but I'm alright. More about dressing right and talking to them right I'm fine with my girl right now and any other latinas I meet in the future.
>>27854489
Gigi Rivera look p good for a half white half mexi girl.
>>27854701
Average height maxes out once the populace ceases to be malnourished. Average height in the US maxed out around WWII.
>>27854711
>I want Mexico to not be the laughing stock of the world.
Then why are you shooting yourself in the foot by posting stupid shit like this?
>>27854714
>El salvadarions
they have a special place in my heart
>>27854713
Well I uh.. Wear nike cortes, but only casually or for exercise. Wear fucking campo boots most of the time. I talk in beanbonics around ghetto beaners only.
>>27854774
Nikes are fine, except for foamposites
And I'm not even referring to actual Mexican-American slang, just when Mexicans copy black slang
>>27854795
I live in some weird purgatory of the worst of blacks(hatians, whites(the florida type) , and hispanics(mostly guats). The slang is like some corrupted form of nigger slang with lots of hispanic influences. Everyone says nigga, but in a bean way, i.e. paisa got the mota nigguhh
>>27850747
When the fuck do /r9k/ threads 404? I want to sleep
>>27854721
We are not in the 60s anymore. MAD is a meme at this point.
I guess we should just sit on our asses for another 100 years seeing the world surpass us in every possible way and let them laugh at us even harder for being behind another 200 years now.
>>27854749
See? It's so unimaginable; ridiculous to think of a Mexico with national pride. A Mexico that doesn't settle for mediocrity and aims for excellence. Anyone who has a positive vision of the country is called "stupid" and "autist."
>>27854843
Oh I thought you lived in Austin, Texas. So are you actually Mexican then? I know there are some Mexicans in Florida but Caribbean Hispanics are more common.
I say nigga sometimes but not that much. Your example sounds cringeworthy lol, I can picture some nasally voiced faggot saying that shit.
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>>27852561
Do something for your country instead of shitposting on the fucking NEET board of 4chan
>>27854895
I wouldn't say something like that unless I was faking my way into some guatemalans black market. and picture that but also in a cracking voice. I am Mexican in a town with way more central americans than cubans
>>27854923
Where the hell else do you want me to shitpost? /pol/? Fuck that.
I'm already doing something for my country posting alternative Mexican politics on here. I'm winning hearts and minds.
>>27854963
Go outside and volunteer to help the poor.
>>27854963
You sound like a /pol/ack tho
Nothing wrong with /pol/
>>27854949
There are a lot of Central Americans where I live, but not a lot of Mexicans. Most of them aren't ghetto but some are.
>>27854887
>MAD is a meme at this point
Are you legitimately fucking retarded? MAD will be a thing as long as weapons of mass destruction are a thing. And nobody thinks the concept of a proud, productive 1st-world Mexico is ridiculous, it's you. You're ridiculous. I've never seen such an edgy contrarian wallowing in self-pity like you. You're right, a fundamental change in the political/social structure of Mexico is what's needed, but disregarding human rights and going "bang bang, filthy traitors" isn't going to make that happen. You have enough bang bang going around without that.
>>27854949
oh and what part of Mexico is your family from?
>>27854987
561?
Mine is the reverse with the ghetto.
>>27855002
Yucatan and chilangos on moms side. Puebla and sonora on dads. dad grew up in socal.
>>27854963
How about you get the fuck off your computer, you slacktivist shit?
>>27855016
Nah, 516 lol.
Most of the Mexicans close to me (there are a lot of in NYC, but not where I live) are from Puebla, so I was curious if you had family here.
>>27855043
Ho lee shet, I have alot of distantish family over there, know any zambrano or roccha? howver the fuck you spell it
>>27855071
are you talking like 3rd cousins? I don't actually know any Mexicans personally, but I know a lot of Salvadorans and Hondurans.
And is your family here all Poblanos?
>>27855096
All poblanos. and yes like granpas brothers grandkids.
add me on steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dprk256/
>>27855001
>disregarding human rights and going "bang bang, filthy traitors" isn't going to make that happen
You don't know the people of Mexico. They would rather leave the country and work illegally than stay here when things get tough. They would rather go be degraded by americans. "going bang bang" makes things happen and you know it.
>>27855020
No~
>>27855124
that would make them your 2nd cousins. I bet they live in either Sunset Park or Corona.
shit I'll save your steam, but I forgot my log in info so it might be a couple days before we talk. I haven't signed onto steam in like 2 years, lol.
>>27855153
>poorfag detected
look forward to making one of a so far few internet friends, The trial of a (relatively)normie in a abnormie world
>>27855186
What makes you think I'm a poorfag, haha?
>>27855210
>no steam logins therefore purchases
anyways good night anon :^) sweet NEET dreams
>>27855230
nah nigga I'm just not that into video games
not that I'm doing anything more productive, but still
>>27855129
>"going bang bang" makes things happen and you know it
Is that why you're shitposting on /r9k/? To make things happen?
>>27851041
My gf is Mexican (pretty dark too), 25, 5'6" and skinny. Overall would have asked her out again if I met her today.
Shame we probably won't get married since her family doesn't like our relationship since I'm not Mexican. Been together 3 years and they at least invite me around, but it's clear I'll never get her Dad's blessing and that's very important to her since she has very traditional family values
At least I'm not a KV or a robot
>>27853507
I'm white and I've slept with a girl from every mainland Hispanic country other than Panama and Aregentina, get your shit togetherThe Colombian was the hottest, but the Honduran was the best sex
>>27855462
I don't know how marriage works, why does anybody's Dad matter?
>>27855353
What, do you want me to go outside right now and shoot the president, his entire cabinet, congress and all their narco connections?
Dumbass.
>>27855635
I don't want that, YOU do. So do it faggot, or contribute to that cause. No, spouting this shit on /r9k/ is not contributing. You're just as lazy and degenerative as "all dem filthy foreigners".
>>27850747
Jesus that looks almost exactly Amy the only girl I ever actually liked in high school. Jesus this fucking hits me hard.
>>27850747
Friendly reminder that most Mexican girls look like this shit, plus they're gigantic slut besides the ugliness
