Are there any actual cute "fembots" that post here? Not just guys pretending to be girls. Actual girls who aren't disgusting/ugly landwhalws?
>>27850543
>cute
>fembots
lulwut
>fem
>bot
no.
>>27850543
pretty girls can't be fembots, handsome guys can't be robots
>>27850543
I've been told I'm really cute.
I don't claim to be a fembot, though.
>>27850543
I'd have no problem with a skinny ugly fembot gf. It's the fatties which put me off.
>>27850660
Are you a girl?
Oreganalio
>>27850713
Last time I checked, yeah.
>>27850543
Here. I'm just so shy >.<
>>27850867
I bet you're not a virgin. How many dicks have you taken in your lifetime? Also, how do you know you're actually pretty/cute and not just some ugly bitch with a big ego?
>>27850890
Get a guy then. Bunch of men like shy grills.
>>27850912
You're right, I'm not a virgin.
I've only taken 1 dick in my lifetime.
People have told me, I get a decent number of likes on pictures I post, and I get hit on sometimes. I just assume I'm not too bad looking.
Why does it matter to you? It's not like we'd want your ass either way.
>>27851026
Now you made me want to see you.
>>27851026
Are you single though? Or are you one of those girls that just remain forever taken? And how old are you?
I keep getting called cute all the fucking time and I hate it, I wish I was beautiful or even hot not fucking CUTE, fucking CUTE is a nice way to say UGLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27851026
Why the fuck do you come to this board then? Why don't you fuck off back to /soc/ or tumblr? I bet you socialize everyday and go to parties too.
You're damaged goods.
>>27851171
I don't think so.
original bs
>>27850543
me i guess
i post a lot but try not to make my gender known unless its necessary
reminder that women can't be robots.
asd;fjkl;jklasdf
>>27851207
>implying guys wouldn't ditch a ''cute'' girl for a ''beautiful'' girl any time
>>27851141
I'm 21, and I'm currently single.
>>27851173
I mostly frequent /a/ and /ck/ but I lurk here sometimes too.
Yeah, I do socialize but mainly because I sell weed and other drugs, so it's inevitable until I learn t use the deep Web to sell things. I go to parties too, but mainly for the aforementioned reason. There's always like 5-10 people looking for molly at parties.
And I don't use tumblr.
I guess so. Except I'm not a fembot or really a femanon. I come on here and pretend to be a guy because guys in real life don't give honest answers, they just try and help my self esteem because I'm a girl. So when I have a question I want a real answer to, I make a thread pretending to be a guy so I can know.
Secondly, I like evaluating the nature of peopleespecially loner-tier peopleand seeing how they actually are inside their shell.
I also share the sense of humor of a lot of 4chan. I come here to collect funny pictures, and anime faces.
That is all.
>>27851289
Do you like black guys?
Wanna be my trap Queen?
What drugs?
Stacie here who went full neet. I come here because im a degenerate piece of shit like the rest of you autist. I stay on bed all day but I get my self-esteem from dating sites. Too lazy to go on dates. Hate life.
>>27851289
If you're near Reno, can I buy some weed from you? I'm fresh out.
Anons and femanons I'm willing to make a deal with you. I' going to GIVE AWAY FREE NUDES OF PIC RELATED but only if you manage yo hook me up with a girl. All applicants must meet the following requirements:
>All applicants must submit a pic of the girl (clothing optional) and their age
>All girls must be under 30 years-old unless I consider them a MILF
>the girl must be, at the very least, a 6/10
>No traps
>girl must be wiling to have sex on a regular basis
>the girl must be consenting and aware of the deal-No tricking girls into the arrangement.
>All applicants must have a place available where the sex will take place i.e hotel, motel,etc...
>Applicants must live in NY, preferably Upper East Side
>This goes without saying but no fat chicks
Plz
>>27851288
>implying someone would leave a qtpie for a slut.
Bitch you must be high
>>27851322
I don't really have a preference for skin color. I sell mostly weed and pills (xanax and klonipins) but I also sell psychedelics like molly, acid. 2cbfly, Dom etc.
>>27851331
I live in Texas. Sorry, anon.
>>27851313i forgot to mention i have a dick and i'm a man with a full beard he-he
>>27851389
Yeah, good luck with that. Free nudes don't actually hold a lot of weight these days. I could literally find free nudes of hundred of more attractive women with a quick google search.
YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
>>27851444
Try and find some hotter nudes. Protip: you can't.
>>27851430
>I live in Texas. Sorry, anon.
No problemo. I'll just get drunk instead.
>>27851430
How did you get into the drug business? How is your body like?
I get told I'm cute sometimes :^)along with hair compliments
>>27851463
She's got a great body, but her face just ruins it.
>>27851531
You look like a feminist.
Honestly theres probably a ton of qts on here that are just really misanthropic and lonely. You don't have to be ugly to hate people.
>>27851531
>I get told I'm cute sometimes :^)
You are ugly.
>>27851531
tumblr is that way, friend
>>27851531
>black nails
>black hair
>glasses
>not ugly
Dream girl material, desu.
The old trip Friendly Neighbourhood Autist aka Rabbit or something is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.
>>27851537
I have nudes where you don't see her face
>>27851550
I doubt it. I fall for this bait, now I feel really dumb.
>>27851531
uh youd look a lot cuter with either blonde or black hair..
I've been told I'm a 7 but in reality I'm a 10
FNA otherwise known as tittymonster. I love her and enjoyed talking to her so much but she abandoned me.
>>27851641
>I've been told I'm a 7 but in reality I'm a 10
Top fucking key you can't make this shit up anons
>>27851477
>how did you get into the drug business
My ex-bf (guy I lost my virginity to) was a dealer who I dated for like 2+ years. For some reason, he decided to dip state and head to California and cut off all contact with everyone here. The last thing he said to me was some stupid message about how he's "leaving me everything," so he told his customers to buy from me and the guys he had a grow-op with to sell to me. I didn't want to at first, but I hated my full-time job and couldn't pay for community college, so I quit that and took his place, and just kinda expanded from there.
And I have a small, petite-frame which I guess is cute, but I have no ass and laughable tits, so there's that.
yeah. doesn't mean i'm not scummy tho styll
Im not cute but i dont think im ugly
maybe im just like
fucked up
in the head
>>27850580
/thread First Post best post origami replesio
End this shit bait thread
>>27851658
FNA? Who is that? Why did you love talking to her?
>>27851612
>lost all my fna pics
I hope she is not dead. She had some possibly fatal gastrointestinal issues
>>27851531
You look pretty tumblr. You're cute, desu, but I don't know why you did that with your nails/hair, you'd be much better looking without it imo.
>>27851680
you sound cool anon, id chill with you and sell contraband
>>27851680
How do you avoid getting robbed/gang-raped? A cute, petite girl selling drugs sounds like the perfect mark for some desperate addicts.
Do you flirt with your customers?
>>27851531
This is going to sound creepy but, I want to you tickle me with those fingernails.
>>27851313
>>27851440
pls say it ain't so femanon. You sounded pretty chill for a sec there. Was I catfished?
>>27852068
Yup. You just got TRICKED, BAITED, BAMBOOZLED, PRANKED, OWNED, DECEIVED, DUPED, CHEATED, DOUBLE-CROSSED, HOODWINKED!
Way to lose your dignity, anon, you lowly scum.
>>27852014
Thanks. I'd love to chill with you. >>27852030
Majority of my customers are middle-class college-aged or higher people and a couple older people too. I avoid selling to sketchy people and I don't live in the ghetto.
I actually have been robbed before, but I got some money back since my older brothers are scumbags with ties to gangs.
I don't flirt with people I sell to, but I think some of them flirt with me.
>>27852205
still though, don't those middle-class college-aged or higher people ever get rapey? Even middle class dudes can get desperate af. Most of r9k is desperate middle-class or higher dudes.
>>27852204
>like I had any dignity to begin with
kek
>>27852263
I haven't had much people get "rapey" on me. The worst was probably this one guy who I sold bars to who started caressing my leg when I got in his car. Kinda weird.
I also don't get very fucked up/high when I'm not in the vicinity of my home
I also pack some minor heat, in case the worst happens.
>>27852362
Do you pack like a gun or knife?
I'm pretty cute. I'd put myself at a solid 6.5/10: not beautiful, but definitely above average and very accessible looking.
if i had less janky teeth, and my tummy and thighs were flatter/slimmer/lost 15 lbs., and my skin was clearer, I would be a 7.5.
>>27852378
Both.
This feels like an AMA.
I'm ugly and robot-like but I managed to get a qt normie bf that stays home with me since I hate going outside. If he leaves me for a Stacy, I wouldn't be mad since he deserves a normie gf to go to parties with.
>>27851619
>tfw you'll never have a mute qt gf
>tfw you'll never shut her up by holding her hands
>>27852438
So far you're the only interesting person to post here, so naturally your gonna get questions.
>>27852412
Are you a virgin?
Originalio
>>27852412
Pics? ORIGINAL COMMENT
Also plz have sex with me
>>27852263
maybe she isn't a dumb helpless cunt that goes to parties and shits herself, drunk, and in tears.
>mfw i see guys "help" them home
>>27852438
What kind of gun? Like a small prostitute pistol?
>>27852572
ye, but she said she was little. I didn't consider that she was packin heat.
>>27851430
>smoking atm in Texas
Ayy u like to go fast?
>>27851288
I wouldn't desu
>>27852438
I usually don't agree with giving roasties the attention they crave, but I want to know more about you. How much do you make? If you're single but not a virgin, do you get into flings?
>>27851593
VYRO LICK MY TIP
I WANT YOU TO NIBBLE ON IT
>>27851611
3 and a half/4 is pretty good
>>27852596
A little .380. My hands are too small to accurately use a full-sized pistol. Oddly enough I have an assault rifle in my closet that my brother sold to me, but I've never fired it and I'm not even sure it's clean, so I'm debating getting rid of it.
>>27852616
Satown here.
>>27852652
I make about 800 to 1500 in a week, 2000 on a good week if I bring other drugs into account. I don't really move a significant amount of weight, but I get my ounces super cheap because my contact grows his supply.
I haven't had sex in awhile and I don't have flings either. I own a toy to deal with sexual frustration.
>>27852806
What if your future boyfriend didn't like the fact you sell drugs, but you still love him. Would you change your ways or would you tell him to go fuck himself?
>>27853019
If I really loved someone and they didn't like what I do, I'd probably stop and find a regular job for him. I'm not planning on doing this for a long time, the only reason I've been active for a little over a year is because it's easy and I'm making significantly more than I've ever made working full-time.
Oddly enough, most guys seem to think it's cool tho.
>>27853168
Do you live with your parents or relatives? What race are you? Are you planning for your future at all? You don't sound like wifey material at all, though you do sound cute.
>>27852806
>satownamy?
>>27853273
I live with a friend in a one-bedroom apartment. She sleeps in the bedroom and I take the living room. I'm hispanic. As for my future, I have a lot of money saved up and I'm taking online classes.
>>27853274
Nope.
>>27851619
>5'8
I'll pass, otherwise she's perfect waifu
>>27853168
What's your first name? I don't care if this question creeps you out. It's not like we can dox you anyways by a first name. Especially if it's common.
Also topkek, you sleep on someone's sofa? You'd think with the money you make, you'd have a better living situation.
>>27853463
I don't care if you dox me anyways. It probably won't even be that hard. My names Talia, but I just go by Lia. And the living room I sleep in is really spacious and comfy. I got my mattress, sofa, tv, laptop, clothes etc. there. And I go half on the bills.
>>27853562
Has there been any strange moments while you were dealing drugs? Like if any underage kids wanted some?
Why should there be when literally 99% of the men on this board is fat and ugly? Like I know this is "My standards are too high" the board, but how can you be so cognitively dissonant that you bitch about landwhales and uggos when you yourself are a landwhale and an uggo?
>>27853562
That such a qt name. Were your parents comic book fans?
>>27853678
OP here just checking on my thread. Wasn't bitching, just inquiring. We got a couple possible qts up in here already
>>27853668
Dont sell to underage kids, and don't really associate with too many underage people drug-wise.
Weird situations? I sold to this guy with schizophrenia who apparently thought I was an alien cop from space trying to spy on him. And some creepy guy who caressed my leg when I got in his car.
>>27853688
No, but ever since that one movie came out, I've been the butt of a lot of batman jokes.
>>27852204
EBIN BUD
>>27853843
Have you ever wished you didn't get into the drug dealing business?
>>27850543
I'm a fembot. I post a lot but I don't usually point out my gender because it doesn't matter.
>>27853957
Are you cute, though? And a virgin?
Oregano.
>>27853923
Not really. I don't regret it, but I don't plan to make this super long-term.
>>27853843
A bet a "creepy" guy to you is just an unattractive and socially awkward guy.
>>27854001
I've been told I'm cute a lot. I think I'm kind of cute. I'm really petite.
And no. I had a robot boyfriend until recently.
>>27854060
Did you swallow his cum?
>>27850543
>girls
>r9k
What the fuck do you think, idiot?
>>27854041
No. He wasn't that unattractive. He was just creepy in the "rapey" way snd he was touching me all weird.
>>27854077
No. I don't really like giving blowjobs. I like the idea of them but they always end up being really boring.
Also I don't like the taste of cum.
>>27854097
Favorite position?
>>27854094
What do you spend all that money on?
>>27854122
Missionary feels best because it's natural but I think cowgirl is my second favorite. It was fun to push my boyfriend onto his back and hop on top.
I also like the spooning sex. It's really comfy and it feels really good if it's done right. Neither of you have to really do much so it's relaxing.
My ex who broke up with me because essentially I'm too much of a beta goes on r9k sometimes
She even met some guy on r9k in some thread and talks to him a lot now
shes basically a model and the only reason she dated me is because I've known her for like 5 years and she just grew attached
I miss her ;_;
>tfw never gonna find another gf ever again
>>27854124
I mostly save it. I sometimes splurge on food and I decided to put a sound system in my car (even though I don't even listen to music loudly) but other than that and bills, groceries etc. I don't really spend a lot of money.
>>27854333
Do you like to wear revealing clothes? Also do you do a lot of drugs too, since you seem to sell a lot
Rate me imma real fembot
>>27854431
I mean she could at least get some trucker junky if she doll'd up a bit.
Are there any actual big-breasted "fembots" that post here? Not just chestlets pretending to be women. Actual women who aren't disgusting/flat children?
>>27854410
Its hot, so I'm settling for a tank top and shorts combo, especially at home, but mostly I don't dress too revealingly. I love wearing sweaters and winter attire.
I don't "get high on my own supply" so instead I just buy concentrates from someone, and get high off of that. I rarely actually smoke weed unless I'm smoking with others. I never do pills, though I've tried all the ones I'm selling. And I rarely use psychedelics, cause I think they're kinda scary.
I drink ocassionally though.
>>27854431
I feel bad. She looks kind of depressed. I wonder what her life is like.
>>27854506I M P L A N T S
Bad news for you, kid.
>>27854544
>I M P L A N T S
implying big breasts can't be natural ?
what's your point kid ?
>>27851313
>I come here but I'm above it all
>>27850543
>making a thread that literally encourages "fembots" to attention whore
this is currently the worst thread on /r9k/
when in the FUCK are we getting wizchan-style rules that ban females from posting?
>>27854431
Youve got kinda pretty eyes and would be hot if you lost weight.
>>>>>/fit/
Read the fucking sticky
>>27851531
fucking psychopath
>>27852438
Because you're interesting, fun to talk to, and actually reply.
So selling is your only income now? Also sorry but how you got started is pretty funny imo, "I'm leaving you everything" lol
>>27854528
Do you have any Chad-like customers? How do you feel about them?
>>27854800
Yeah, selling is my only income. I'm unemployed legally.
>>27854842
There's a couple cute, athletic-ish guys I sell to, but I don't feel anything about it, other than seeing them as eye candy sometimes
>>27854965
Preferred dick size?
Yes, but they're bi-polar histrionic coalburning trash.
>>27854965
what would you rate yourself out of 10 ?
>>27855075
I am indeed that. I also posted that elsewhere. If a female is here, she most likely has a mental illness, is fat, stumbled upon this by mistake and is lurking, or is ugly as shit.
I've dated a few girls from /r9k/ and they've all been awful people. If you stay friends with them you're completely fine, but if you're unlucky enough to get ensnared you're going to be used. Emotionally manipulated. They'll even lie to themselves and tell you they're in love, but you really don't mean anything at all.
It's terrible. Save yourselves. Convert to 2D while you still can.
>>27855187
This, if you meet an attractive girl on /r9k/ be very fucking wary. Absolute bottom of the barrel sociopaths.
>>27854506
I have big breasts. too bad i'm also fat. but I think I'm double D.
>>27855227
Fuck off, porky.
Somehow that wasn't original.
>>27855187
>>27855211
>Absolute bottom of the barrel sociopaths.
How do you know? Story?
>>27855239
Enjoy your future girlfriend, loser. :^)
I've been coming on /b/ for years and here lately because I have severe autism
>>27855095
Maybe a 6. 7 on a good day.
>>27851531
Calling it right now. It's a trap.
>>27855319
>>27855610
I'm calling this one too.
>>27855319
Cutest girl itt. Every other roastie can't deny.
>not gonna call myself cute, but I know I am doing better than most of the male posters here
>average face average body, thats ok with me
>fembots don't real btw
Fuck this stupid thread. You should all be ashamed for giving these whores any attention.
>>27855892
I wish I had a qt drug dealing gf who I could get high with.
>>27855892
these guys are the reason why women are so entitled
>>27856038
Anyone who deals drugs is degenerate scum.
>>27851531
>that fucking coke nail
>>27853562
Holy shit. The guy I get weed from gets his supply from a girl named Lia. I live in SA, too. Never seen you but I'm convinced now that you're her.
>>27851289
>I sell weed and other drugs
Reported you to FBI, ICE, and DEA.
Get v& roastie
>>27854506
big e nuff?
>>27856534
no, but god damn do i love some spoony
Desu.We exist.
>>27856570
>6' tall
Please be my gigantess
>>27851531
Are you that one girl, who posts in the chart threads always?
>>27853957
Samesies.
I usually browse any site being careful not to mention my gender. People seem to take me seriously and enjoy my presence this way. I'd much rather be an average-looking man, truthfully.
>>27850543
me maybe yes no
>>27856603
Are you buff? Short guys are fine, but I think whoever I marry has to be muscular.
>>27850580
First post best post
origenal
>>27856570
brehligginrialy
>>27854611
if women are allowed to post, we are no better than Reddit.
Why do any women post here when so many of the posters openly hate women? I don't get it
>>27856653
Not him but yes, ripped and very strong and I'd like a tall gf.
>>27854506
Big titted fembot who used to trip
>>27856691
There's hope! Maybe someday I'll find a /rippedmanletthatintoweebshitdesufamdoesntmindthatimprobablytallerthanhimanddoesntmindfamilyouttingswithmeorgetembarrassedbymyautism/.
I hope I find him soon.
I posted my face on here and regretted it (lol), glad I didn't turn out like Eliza and Erica
Anyway, I've been told I'm cute by lots of people on the Internet but I still have low self esteem. Which is selfish of me. I also have a qt fembot friend who posts here too, so we exist. Yeah.
>>27856753
I hate my life, I need a waifu like you damn it.
>>27856772
I've grown distrusting of people. I'd have to know a person IRL before committing myself to them in most any capacity.which sucks because apart from working and playing dnd i dont do anything social
>>27856753
You can post your left tit and be judged upon
>>27856788
Anon, you don't even know me. I can assure you, though, you do not want to date a girl from r9k. It is ultimately toxic for both parties.
>>27856514
This threads still going?
And it's probably me if you're in SA. How nice.
>>27856721
Those are pretty alright tits. Have anymore?
>>27855187
>>27855211
Absolutely fucking agree.
>>27855240
People will bend over backwards to befriend a pretty girl. If she is so destitute of companions she has to resort to browsing r9k,or worse, actually identifies as a robotsomething's wrong. If the people who know her irl don't care to associate with this pretty girl, there's probably a reason why.
>>27856832
Trust me, I'll deal with it. It's not that I'm desperate (even though I definitely am) I just want to make a deep connection with someone. Makes you feel less empty on the inside, I'd take all the pain because ultimately being alone hurts more.
>>27856832
Different anon but I'm a cyborg, not completely socially dysfunctional and as such I could probably handle it. But then I live in middle-of-nowhere yurop.
>>27856897
If I get your number from my friend would you be my friend? I'm not asking you to be my gf or anything, I just want an understanding female friend to get high with, because I have none. I barely even have male friends.
>>27856979
No. Sorry anon. I don't want to meet anyone from /r9k/.
>>27857088
Fuck off you homosexual retarded loser. You probably have a small dick anyway haha
>>27856979
>>27857088
What the fuck did we tell you? Never trust girls from /r9k/
I hope you've learned your lesson.
>>27857088
"No sorry, my roast beef slab is saved for chad" cucked again
>>27856979
>>27857088
You should kill this bitch for being such a cunt.
>>27857088
He already knows who you are. Can't believe you actually confirmed the name LOL
>>27857170
This, she should have just not responded instead of rejecting him like that. Wouldn't be surprised if he jumps her and knocks her teeth out, the dumb bitch
>>27851680
you sound pretty interesting. got kik?
>>27857170
I'll reject him on here, but if he actually contacts me I'll probably have a different response. I'll be a bitch by default if he tries to befriend me here.
>>27857246
>but if he actually contacts me I'll probably have a different response
Yes, that's called your fear response. Good luck I guess l m a o
>>27857259
It it kinda scary meeting some one from 4chan. I met someone from /a/ and it didn't go so well.
>>27857246
"If he's 6 feet+ and chad, I will consider it otherwise ew fuck off gross autist hahah girls can be lonely too!"
>>27857246
So then you will be my friend? You crushed my spirit earlier with your rejection.
>>27855319
post more pics plus a timestamp
>>27857277
>>27857288
>You crushed my spirit
Wouldn't recommend meeting this guy. He seems volatile, possibly borderline. You have no idea if he'll end up stalking you. After all, you are a female, and you do visit /r9k/. That's every robot's dream right there.
>>27857288
Everyone saw you get rejected too, pretty hilarious. What a bitch lol
>>27857288
dude just fucking kill the roastie whore. better yet call the cops on her
>>27857315
holy shit this
publicly humiliated and he still wants to talk to her?
hahahhaha
>>27857288
Why don't you actually try contacting me instead of just asking me through /r9k/ cause I'll reject you by default on here.
And if I like you, then we'll end up being friends. If not, then sorry. If you hit me up, since I hurt your feelings I'll make it up to you and smoke you out. That's a promise.
>>27857201
If she ignored it he might have tried to reach out irl to confirm it.
>>27852806
>making 50-70k with no taxes
that's almost a six figure salary with taxes
>>27857339
How can he contact you if you didn't even give him contact info? Fucking roasties, I swear.
>>27857364
He knows someone who knows her IRL. Keep up dumbass
>>27857364
She's the dealer of my dealer, I can get her number through him. I'm 90% convinced it's her.
I'll contact her tomorrow to confirm. Also, I'm not handsome or tall and I'm socially awkward. Will that be a problem, Talia?
>>27857393
Underwhelming, but thank you for satisfying my curiosity. I can sleep peacefully tonight.
>>27857400
>Talia?
WILL SHE CONFIRM NAME ???
>>27857400
Pretty sweet hookup if your dealer actually is cool with you knowing his source who also deals.
>>27857431
He disn't actually let me know. I just know he picks up from a girl and her name is Lia on his contacts.
>3 month license
They give those to drivers on probation from DUI suspensions
>>27857400
I don't care what you look like. I promised I'd smoke you out for hurting your feelings, so I'll do that. If I end up liking you, then we can be friends. I'll just see if you actually have the balls to hit me up.
>>27857465
Fucking SA Latinas, man. Ball busters, the lot of em.
>>27856570
Meant 4 u
>>27857463
>>27857465
Oh god I'm so excited now. I've never met a qt fembot before. Is it cool if I post a thread after I meet you detailing how my experience was?
>>27857529
>these emotional ups and downs
Borderline as fuck. Damn.
>>27857529
LOL RUN GIRL ANON YOU GONNA GET RAPED AND LOCKED IN HIS NEET CAVE
>>27857465
Do you have colored hair? Or tattoos?
>tfw no fembot gf who likes anime.
I don't think I could date a NEET though.
>>27857529
I'd really rather you not.
>>27857562
No. I rep my natural hair color.
>>27857588
do you regret posting your name now?
>>27857645
Not really. If anyones in the area it's possible business oppurtunities. If someone plans to rape/kill me, I guess that'll be unfortunate tho
>>27857588
Should I bring weed myself? I have some. I also have a DS if you wanna play some games. We can take turns. I have an idea of where you might live, but it seems kind of far and I'm not good at taking the bus. If you have a car, would it be too much to pick me up so we could chill?
RIP femanon from San Antonio
Who wants to bet that this guy posts a thread about it tomorrow?
>>27857751
>wants her to pick him up
that's a lot to ask for an autist getting a free smokeout because his feelings were hurt on the internet
>>27857773
"I met with a roastie, and I forced sex on her and now she is my girlfriend! She even let me post this thread about her"
>create post enticing women to respond
>women respond
>immediately get btfo
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED??
>>27857751
I'm not gonna pick your ass up. Seriously? And stop asking me questions here. If you can get my number, then do so and contact me from there and YOU can come here and I'll smoke you out fat.
The bus isn't hard to take anon. You can even text the bus stop numbers to find out the time.
>>27857751
She's got a grower and she's gonna smoke you out what the fuck why would you bring bud. Maybe put five on it if you feel bad. Where are your common sense and degenerate manners?
>>27857795
I'll see you 15 rare pepes on that
>>27857884
"She even puts the lotion in the basket!" Isn't true love just beautiful? Another 4chan success story baw :,)
Wait, why would a dealer give their dealer's number out? Aren't they afraid they'll lose out?
>>27856570
Same. Pls be from around Anchorage.
>>27857924
He never gave it to me. I need to ask him for it. I just saw him calling her and looked at the name.
And thank you Talia for befriending me. I dont have a lot of friends. I'll definately contact you as soon as I can. I'm getting bud tomorrow, so I'll ask my friend for your number. If he won't give it, I'll just try and take his phone.
>>27852484
You get desperate every time he leaves the room/house anon, stop telling fibs.
>>27850543
I am a fembot
Im not fat, actually I used to be anorexic a few months ago and now I'm still underweight but trying to gain weight
But I'm ugly because my eyes are too far
>>27857502
Huh, I never noticed the expiry date. I just moved up here less than a year ago. Changed my license to an alaska one. I've never had a dui or even been ticketed before though. So I really wonder what that's about....
purge everyone who has commented in this shit thread and not saged
>>27857936
Yeah, I'm in anchorage. I don't think I could handle living in any of the less populated areas.
fat fembot here
>>27858127
This isn't a shit thread. I found my future wife and I'm gonna meet her soon.
>>27858104
Oh wait ok. It's cause that one was a temporary license for before I receive the real one in the mail.
>>27850583
Not true.
I have a friend who's super buff.
But he's a massive sperglord
>>27858155
future husband*
ftfy
>>27853273
Nah, she sounds like wifee material but shes high maintenance type a women, sounds reasonable GL in life~ sister.
>>27858155
Dude if I were her I wouldn't even meet up with you. You sound creepy and desperste af.
>>27858200
I just want a qt female. Even better if she's a weed dealer.
>>27858128
Totally feel you. I think Wasilla would be a pretty neat place to live if there weren't so many hicks out there.
>>27858260
Please call the cops on her, anon. Perfect retribution for some stacey who publicly rejected you outright. Call the cops and post a thread about it. Please. >>27858260
>>27856038
Drugs are chemicals, say that again after thinking wisely, an you'd be a bigger idiot than you already shown to be with your idiotic comment.
*toot toot toot*
>>27858260
>he already thinks he's going to date her
wew.....
>>27858320
She did agree to meet him eventually...
*grits teeth in a rage at wrong poster reply*
>>27858260
She's a drug dealing latina who visits 4chan. She sounds like a sociopath it just someone with issues, honestly just from the way she replies to things. I wouldn't pursue her if I were you. Plus, she's not even a virgin anymore.
>>27858352
https://clyp.it/1ywt5sqr
>>27858493
Your voice sounds really sexy desu~
>>27858493
You sound a lot less autistic than you post, hmm....
>>27858632
https://clyp.it/rtoykeo2
>>27858672
https://clyp.it/gh1cu4fq
>>27858692
Alright, you snarky bastard. Go get smoked out. Don't get lost on the bus. Try not to spill too much spaghetti.
>>27851531
Believe me, you are not.
Why not get a meh girl who you grow attracted to due to your interactions and her personality? Someone you'd never notice could become the most beautiful girl in the world. inb4 beta, white knight. Niggas with even moderate irl experience know what's up.
>>27851531
Damn, they must have lied to you
>>27850543
>Not just guys pretending to be girls.
>r9k
How's your first day here, newfriend?
>>27851531
You look like a feminazi fuck off. And yes I am raping you
>>27856563
>>27856534
Spoony quit 4chan she doesn't count.
>>27859371
>implying I could get ANY type of girl at all
where would I meet one in the first place?
>>27850687
what about ugly and pear-shaped? I've been trying to lose weight because I'd at at least be basic ugly rather than fatass ugly
