What is the stupidest thing you've done while horny?
Fucked a few ugly women, message older women on the Internet. Mostly when I've been really drunk but still
steal girls panties at college
i dont regret it
At age ~14 I made a "sex toy" from a jar of applesauce and a ziploc bag
I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking, it didn't work at all.
I kissed my dad's girlfriend. I was drunk too.
made my dog lick my dick
Change my availability on tinder for both sexes and flirt with guys for attention
>>27849276
masturbated to trap porn, had a guy suck my dick
One time back in middle school, a wave of lust came over me, and I almost groped a girl in my class.
It was nuts
>>27849276
Sent a lewd photo
Masturbated in class in middle school under my jeans and thought no one would notice. When I finished, two girls in front of me turned around and gave me this look and I just moved on with my day as if nothing had happened. No one ever said anything and it was never mentioned. That was 15 years ago, and I still remember. It hurts.
>>27849594
You probably would have gotten away with it, I did. There was this girl named jodie with a huge perfect ass, and when it was crowded I fondled her ass and thrusted her
>>27849276
Talked to every woman I've ever known on Facebook and tell them I want to fuck them. This happened multiple times.
I'm starting to understand why no friends anymore
raped a girl
luckily she never reported it
I got a couple
>curling iron up my ass
>almost hook up with random stranger
>laid in bathtub and pee all over myself
Immediately after cumming I'm usually disgusted with myself and can't believe I did that. Feels like you're possessed or some shit.
I stole one of my dad's girlfriend's panties. I don't know how to give it back, since it probably has my scent now.
Requested nudes in a creepy, indirect way.
That was the beginning of the end.
All of this is making me a little horny
>>27849630
I actually felt a huge urge to grab her tits from behind as she walked by in the middle of class.
It would not have been good
Put this muscle pain relief stuff that burns on my dick.
It feels sort of alright, a nice type of pain if you put a little bit on there, but my mind was cloudy from lust and I ended up just completely coating my dick with it and then spending the next ninety minutes running my dick under cold water in the shower while crying..
>>27849884
Done the same with Vic's vapo rub. Rubbed it all over my balls too. My whole crotch was icy cold. My balls kinda hurt later on so I deemed that it's probably not a good thing to do.
I started sexting this hideous landwhale with tiny tits.
She had a crush on me and I was horny, so it seemed like a good idea. The problem is that she was really, really ugly. Not even like a baby bird kinda way. I'm thinner, shorter, and have bigger tits than she does. I'd have an easier time masturbating in front of a mirror, but I still had to pretend to be turned on by her nudes. It was gross.
Attached cardboard spikes to my dick, tightened a belt around my pants, locked it shut, and froze the key in a cup of ice.
Tried to give dog blowjob innawoods.
>>27849424
I want to hear more about this :0 **
>>27849800
You wanna do something about it? ;)
>>27849276
Masturbated.
With an urethra injury.
Paid real money for porn.
>>27850059
>My dad has a considerably younger girlfriend.
>We had become pretty close. Too close.
>We were drunk, my dad included, hanging out.
>I had been moderately horny all night.
>My dad went somewhere for a few minutes
>I said something goofy or som.ething, idk drunk talk.
>I look over and she was looking at me like she wanted to fuck me.
>I gave in and kissed her. She was just like "now just kiss me on the cheek so it's not weird."
>I was like "Yeah you're right, I'm going to regret that tomorrow" and we just kinda laughed about it.
>I still regret it but obviously she was wanting it because she didn't freak out. So I think I got away clean. That was months ago and I've backed way off of that whole ordeal.
No, I will not try to cuck my dad. That would be way too weird.
Almost raped a girl, but it was day time and my friend and her friend was around and it just seem weird to take play fighting to outright rape.
But I did grab her hips and thrust really hard into her a few moments later, I came in my pants. She told me a day later after school that she isn't going to tell her dad.
Outside of that I've only did really disgusting things, like today I was publicly fapping and a picked up a used piece of tissue and fapped with it.
fapped with a MIGRAINE
fapped in class and wasnt caught (middle school)
fapped secretly in front of my parents (did this about four times)
started doing anal shit
tried cross-dressing
yeah I know im fucking gay
>>27850281
forgot to add that like 10 minutes ago I fucked my sandwich and I didn't even wash my dick after fapping with the tissue.
Rubbed my dick on my teachers keyboard and mouse after class.
>>27849735
Similar thing here, except I told her to fuck off when she said no.
Still not sure why I did that. She was the only friend I had.
jerked it on the sprawling grounds of a jesuit monastery
I was just there to enjoy nature but I got caught up in something entirely different
>>27849884
When I was younger I was super hornt, needed to jerk off hard at night I was laying in bed grab carmex... its not very good lube but I had to cum so away I went wrecking my skin, my god it BURNED I couldnt get it off my dick either it was so glue like burning my cock, 2 hours under the sink washing my cock..
>>27849972
I think you were fapping to a guy my dude haha
>>27850272
Man that would be an epic thread, cuck your dad or even let him join in on a 3 way
>>27850281
See she wasnt going to tell her dad, man she wanted to get raped
>>27850289
I use to jerk off in the living room on the couch to the "Spice Channel" we didnt pay for it so it was all blurred out and zigzagged sometimes a good few seconds of tits would come clear and I crank away, my parents were doing yard work i didnt care.. young fags wont know this feel
>>27850328
Did you eat the sandwich if not post a pic, I think mayo cheese and balogne would make a nice fap
>>27849276
raped a drunk girl
I jerked off into modeling clay and later my friend came over and smelled it asked if I fapped to it, he later played with the clay and molded a clay/cum Mario
>>27851038
I raped a drunk man what the big deal
I left the bathroom door unlocked and my dad came homw from work early, I was laying on the bathroom floor spread eagle legs propped on wall and toilet.. well one hand banana in my ass about half way in and other I was fapping.. yup he fucking walked in, scared me i clenched banana ca.e out tried to stand up he said "Oh god" as he was lclosing the door the look on his face was a once in the life time feels.. I avoided everyone for about 2 months after that he even tolled my fucking mom and she wanted to talk about it ugg, jow they think Im gay 8 years later bec no gf..
I went to a porn shop and stuck my dick in a glory hole pretty sure I got sucked off by a guy but idk for sure so its not gay
I went to a party and found a drunk girl alone it a room. I did what any desperate horny virgin autist would do. I store her panties and then went home and threw up. I don't know why I was so nervous but my vision started going out and my hands wouldn't stop trembling the entire walk home. It was the best fap ever once I got past the nerves despite mostly smelling like piss.
>>27851181
It's okay anon, you can admit it here. Your parents have already accepted it why don't you?
Made homemade fleshlights out of a towel and a latex glove.
>>27851327
Also looked a picture of qt I never asked out in high school on FB and came on my laptop screen
>>27851327
>>27851368
We've all done this anon. This is nothing.
If you don't have a folder full of FB photos you've saved and fapped to then you are a normie.
>>27851317
Hate to say it but not gay just like things up my ass
fucked the handle of a shovel when I was piss drunk, because I got locked out and wanted revenge.
got naked and masturbated on the floor
>>27849884
I used to use hand sanitizer as lube. It wasn't bad, actually felt sort of good, and it dries fast enough that you can't really get overwhelmed by it. Stopped out of fear of damaging my dick, though.
