>walk into GameStop
>see game I want
>see this in front of it
wat do?
walk directly into her of course. This is 2016.
>>27848899
continue to do what i was doing
>>27848899
Throw games at her head like shurikens.
>>27848899
Ask the guy at the counter to get it for me like I do everytime?
>>27848899
>put pants down.
>proceeds to pee on her.
>>27848899
Shit on the floor to assert my dominance, take my game, and leave.
>>27848899
Say hi and ask her what game she's playing. Then take it from there. Jeez you guys are hopeless.
>>27848899
>Walk over
>"Excuse me, hun"
>Reach over and pick up game
>"Thanks"
>>27848899
Kill myself for stepping foot into a GameStop.
>>27848899
walk by with camera phone out, taking pics of crotch area. fap later
>>27848962
fucking kek my man
>>27849016
>Hun
Faggot detected, that or you're a girl which in that case you shouldn't be in this thread.
>>27848899
By the looks of it, I have all the worthwhile 3ds games at that GameStop.
>>27848899
MOVE, BITCH!
GET OUT THE WAY!
GET OUT THE WAY, BITCH!
GET OUT THE WAY!
That picture is at least 5 years old, don't you have anything better to do?
>>27848899
>walk into GameStop
>see game I want
>see this in front of it
>
>take picture
>"man I bet /r9k/ will love this"
>leave store
>>27848899
>buying games in a bricks-and-mortar store
We have Steam and Amazon and TPB, there's no reason to go to a physical location
>>27849016
Hun? Creep.
>Implying I'm a manchild.
Yeah, I haven't had interest in video games since I was like 13.
>>27849016
>"Thanks"
kill yourself haha lol
>>27849107
You're so grown up
maybe you should leave 4chan too and go to Facebook with grandma and grandpa
>>27849048
saying hun and sweeite to random girls is the best
just claim it's some southern hospitality bs if they try to call you out on it
if they're nice, you can play it as you being nice
if they're a bitch you can be really condescending without getting any shit for it
YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAGH OH MY GLORBIN GOD I GOTTA GET GAT GAME DAS BEHIND DAT LADY
PPPFPFPFPFPFPFPPFFFFFFFLLLLLLLTHTTHHHHHLRRRRRT (fart sound)
DERRRM EXCUSE ME LADY U DONT MOIND IFN I GET THAT GAME DAS RIGHT BUTT BEHIND YER LITTLE CUTE CUNTY WUNT
OH FLUCK IT PPFPPFPFFFFFFFFFFLLLLRLRRRRRRRRTHHHHRRRTTHGHTTTTT (as established)
IFN YER NOT LE ME GET THAT GAME GIM GONNA GET GANGRY AND KICK YOUR SHITTY LITTLE SHITSKIN OUT OF THE BALLPARK LASSIO PFFFFLRT GIMME GAT GAME OH MY GOD AAAAHHHHH RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEERRWWERRERREEE U WANT THAT FUCKIN GAME GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME PPFFLART ILL MURDER MURDER KILL KILL SUMMON DEMONS WRATH ISIS OMEGA HATE YOU HATE YOU PFRT HATE GATE GIVE ME GAME GICK YOU PITBOFBHERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET GE GOUT GOF GERE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FLRPT
>>27848899
>posts picture of a pretentious moron
>asks wat do
>2016
>not ignoring normos.
op update your robot firmware, we are past this.
>>27848899
Ask her if I may smell her sweaty boot feet.
>>27848899
>Excuse me could I grab that game behind you
*She looks ups and moves*
*I grab the game*
*Pay*
*Leave*
Or alternatively for the more meek, they don't even have the copies they sell on the shelves, those are just display cases, so you can go right to the counter
>"marry me"
>"now"
Original shit.
>>27848899
awkwardly try to shimmy behind whilst pretending she isnt there and trying my hardest to to brush into her.
>captcha pls
>>27848940
under rated post, +(you)
It's videogames, just press the button and you clip inside her and end up with what you want
Kill myself because I'm buying games in a physical store
>>27849371
>Not buying games onlineI'm agreeing with you, by the way. In case it wasn't clear.
>>27849006
She's ugly anon.
>>27848899
>"excuse me"
>picks up game
done
easy as fuck
>>27849006
y r u here again ?
>>27849130
What would be the less cringy closing then ?
>>27849439
What is the purpose of this post
>>27848899
Say "excuse me" as I push her out of the way with my arm as I reach for the game, then glare at her as I walk away.
>>27849529
What is the purpose of you, faggot? Back off?
>>27848899
ask "her" what hormones "she" uses and where I can buy them
>>27849144
What if I have a northern accent
You guys do know the girl in the OP picture actually just sat their for a quick picture and then left right? This picture is old as fuck.
>>27848899
Ask her if she wants to see my joystick fuarggg I'm in fire today lads
>>27848899
Drive over to the other store 5 miles away.
>walk over
>don't talk to her because awkward
>grab game while looking down her shirt for fap material
seriously
baka lol i'd probably just fuck her on the spot and make that dumb bitch pay for the game herself.
im finna get that game and aint no white bitch gonna stop me nigga
>>27848899
Masturbate on her
>>27848899
>walk over to her
>smile when she acknowledges me
>ask her if she's comfortable
>start stroking her hair and humming hymns before she can answer
>ask her if she thinks I'm rad
H-hi. You're very pretty! What game are you playing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
>>27848899
why would a grown man be in gamestop? I mean unless you are buying games for your kids...
>>27849815
You're a smooth man Anon. You get right to the point.
You realize chad is blowing his load in her mouth too right? How naive are you?
I get her to suck my big white dick
We must secure a future for white children, babby
>>27848899
>still playing video games you fucking NEET
Tbqh I'd 360 my way the fuck out of there.
>>27848899
It's destiny anon
And I don't mean the game destiny you fucking sperg
Wonder what the hell I'm doing in a gamestop
>>27848899
She doesn't look like she would be strong enough to stop me from spreading her legs and GETTIN SOME DAT CUNNY
>>27849929
that's not cunny
cunny is younger than that
>>27848899
Tell her that I don't go to GameStop because I'm PC master race
I then proceed to heckle the rest of the dweebs in the store and knock over display shelves.
She will respect me as alpha male and we will get pretty fresh on my Razer scooter
>>27848899
Try to reach around her discreetly without saying anything. It doesn't work and everyone is uncomfortable.
>>27850022
>Try to discreetly give her a reach around and shove a finger up her ass
Fixed for alpha
>>27849006
I am capable of holding conversations with women,
the issue is I am 5'5 and spic... so she would just be annoyed most likely
>>27849829
I hate people like you. Since when do you decide who goes where? literally kill yourself
>>27848899
take a picture of her and go make a shitty rp thread with it.
>>27850426
>I hate people like you. Since when do you decide who goes where? literally kill yourself
You should kill yourself because you are an inferior beta manchild with no reproduction value (like all other grown men who buy children games).
Whereas I'm a real man and have reproduction value, so it would be a waste for me to die.
>>27850533
Yet you're on /r9k/ shitposting.
>>27848899
Dude, are you buying the DS games?
Anyway, just eat her.
>tfw no gamer gurl gf
>>27848899
Check these quads is what you do.
>Excuse me, I just want to grab something
>Yeah sure
>Fail to resist temptation to start grabbing at her tits and thighs (first time girl ever said year sure to me)
>Run away as she screams
>Hide in a public bathroom and masturbate while crying.
>>27851728
it's double dubs you fucking newfag
>>27852681
Double-dubs is XXYY not XXXX.
>>27852971
I was rolling for quads.
>>27849337
I'd clip inside her, then out, then back in, then etc.
>>27849803
"Miss, do you t-think I'm rad?"
>>27848899
pretend to look at other things with fake interest until she leaves
>>27850263
>trying
>discreetly
Be open about that shit for alpha.
>>27848899
>double doubles
thats nice
>approach whore blocking game section
>"move slut"
>she stares like the fuck did I just say
>let out a loud REEEEEEEEEEEE
>fox only
>final destination
>no items
>poo poo pee pee
>>27848940
Like this?
Originato commento
>>27848899
Excuse me miss, have you heard of gamergate?
>>27848962
hahaha great answer :)
>>27853313
>zero
oh
its you
>>27848899
I'd politely ask the cashier to kick her out for me.
>>27849016
>"Excuse me, hun"
the fuck you say to me bitch?
>>27848899
"Hey, baby, mind if you scoot that cute bum of yours a little to the right, you're kind of in my way! ;)"
>>27848899
Well I generally head straight for the 3ds section, cause that's the only handheld/console I really have nowadays, so I go over and tell her to move her ass so I can get at them used games, and scour the shelf for dragon quest 6 like I usually do.
She ain't cute enough to hit on man.
>>27853313
kek that message up top that got no reply
