Post in this thread and ill tell ya how will you meet the love of your life
Of your fate
When i get back home if the thread is up
IM GAMBLING WITH FATE
lmao
>>27848349
I'm posting in this thread so I know how I'll meet the love of my life and my fate.
Don't disappoint me OP you're my only hope.
Alright fate anon, hit me.
hit me wittit
>>27848349
[Standard request of services]
>>27848349
Give it to me straight fate anon
my favorite thread by my favorite poster.
what do you see in the cards for me this time, anon?
hit the wheels and double the stake
wadawada open like a bat outta hell you crash the gates
>>27848349
tell me your wisdom OP
i want to know.
and also this is an original post
>>27848369
There is hope for you
Look for an uneven ground
The love of your life works as an assistant
In your future
I see
A group and a fullfilling job?
WAWAWAWAWA
>>27848377
>>27848377
I HIT YOU
your new lovey doey likes origami
Its the art of folding paper
Did you know a paper can only be foldedup to 8 times?
Same happens with your fate
Chase birds
...
ILL GO SLOOOOWLY cause im still not at home
Is so nice to have no friends
Jk tho
Blow me away oracle anon
I can feel the power, anon
Blow away my oracle with your power anon
Please tell me my fate
Thank you
>>27848389
Your girl is a smart fucck
smartass
Clever girl
Not a velocirator tho
Dresses like a hipster but without glasses
To meet her
Act like a fucxkkking smartass too
>>27848432
[Processing request...]
[Analizing data...]
[Accessing fate.exe]
[ERROR]
[She is from your past]
I'm gonna die alone aren't I
Not original unsurprisingly
Tell me you BIG CUNT
>>27848349
Tell me pls oh mighty truthseer.
>>27848859
Thank you fate-san I could use a fulfilling job in the future
Is it gonna be that qt I make akward eye contact with on my way out of school?
Tell me my fate sensei
>>27848349
Yo OP, hit me
>>27848349
good morning oraclefu
nice day to fatedate
now tell me how and when i will die
Alright, tell me what's up
>>27848349
Hope it happens before june 15th
>>27848460
Ok straight as i can
The
Love
Of
Your
Life
Is
In
A
Comma
Lmao
Sorry not lmao thats sad.
Your second option wears beanies and likes trips, but its a low chance
>>27848463
IM BLUSHING
BLUSHING HARD
ok
Cards
>The hanged man
It means that something is hanging lmao
>The chariot
GOOD FORTUNE IN THE NEAR FUTURE
>The World
You might turn into a time stopping vampire
I actually dont read cards sorry
ready for fortunes
>tfw 5' 6" Freshman at Uni
>prospects of GF seem low even though I'm rich
>>27849589
Well shit man, here's hoping she gets out of the coma. At least that's some chance I guess
Me me me
Orifinalito
How do I die oracle?
Alrighty fatefag, pls tell me how it happens.
>>27849589
good attempt, i can make a story out of that
godspeed, have a good day
>>27848349
Tell me nigguhhhhh
I just stopped crying. Tell me.
>>27848349
These threads have always piqued my curiosity and I've finally posted early enough to be in on one.
So, how do you suppose I will meet my life's love?
OP HERE
im coming home home home
Ill answer once im there
Love ya all and remember to take your daily income of TITS
Peace up
Was looking forward to this thread. So, what does fate have in store for me. Anything good? Anything bad?. Pls not bad desu sempai
>>27848349
Legit curious about this
Oraclewaifu come back
Do you draw the pics in the op yourself? I like the style
>>27848859
>Chase birds
Okay that's creepy. I'm taking a graduate Ornithology course just for filler credits and there's an optional field trip tomorrow. I was going to skip it, now I don't think I can.
That's seriously weird fate anon. I can post whatever proof if you have doubts.
>>27850803
Find the woman of your dreams, anon.
>>27848349
>fuck it
thats my motto
>>27850849
what's a motto?
>>27850803
Yeah oracle anon can say some pretty legit creepy shit sometimes ya know
Please op, im desperate
>>27850917
I think it's spanish for motorbike
IM HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LETS DO THIS
>>27850938
First time I've ever had something like that happen. Oracle anon is amazing. If something actually happens I'll be sure to post it in the next thread.
>>27851009
Hell yeah, anon
wouldn't hurt to find out I guess
Tell me your secrets wizard!
>>27848585
oh i can talk in your lenguage
when thing dragon imagine
as such he land will
yo yo yo
moths
your qt is like a moth
she
craves
for the light
is there light in your heart, anon?
>>27848623
if future is already written, then there is a common mistake on how do we perceive our choices
we tend to believe that what we do now affects the next events
but if a solid fate is real, then its the other way, and the future is constantly affecting the past
this is why visions are bullshit that ruin lives lmao
>>27848684
THERE IS A GIRL
A LONELY GIRL
UNDER A LAMP
HOW DAMP
HOW DAMP
MIGHT YOU BE ABLE TO OVERCOME HER FEARS?
MAY YOU BE ABLE TO BRING HER TO TEARS?
I WISH
YOU WISH
>>27848914
like, invite me for a drink first
hehe
no wait that was dumb
your love HATES sausages
thats as far as i see now
>>27849036
ANON
ANON PLEASE
AAANOOON
UUUUUUUUUUUNLIIIIIIIIIIIMITEEEEEEEEEEEEEED POWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Actually indeed
your love is interested in politics
to meet her
her?
huh
yeah her
to meet her approach balcony
>>27851009
Ready af coat here
Help me I gotta know
>>27849047
like
are you
like
what kind of monster are you?
>>27849065
OK
so
there is this girl
and she is called sabitha
and she lives on the border of a town
like no one knows her, right?
she works as an assistant of a cool dude
he wanted to bang her once but she didnt want
because she is very commited
and actually has ambitions!
which i think is great
to get to her
deliver the kafka message from the emperor
>>27849156
WEW IM DETECTING POSITIVE VIBES
you are a fateless
its a disgusting kind of creature who writes his own fate
as such, i cant read you
well i can
but it would suck
>>27849166
SO RUDE
YOU BIG DICK
wait lmao
anyways
while im not seeing anything on love
-that does not mean you wont be loved tho-
i see you winning something two times
DOUBLE NICE
>>27849189
SHE IS LIKE
LMAOING AT EVERYTHING
LIKE HER LIFE IS GETTING SO FUCKED UP
AND YOU WILL RUIN IT EVEN MORE
BUT SHE JUST LAUGHS
godly taste
blonde
Please give me something oracle anon
>>27851286
what the fuck is a kafka message
thank you though oracle-anon
tell me, OP
super fucking original comment
ayy tell me about it, OP.
>>27849348
ONLY IF YOU PUSH FOR IT
if not
being single for 5 years more
>>27849370
can i like
suplex you?
i suplex my pet dog sometimes
ok
i see your qt with grey hair
this either means
she is old as fuck lmao
or she is a mystical waifu from another dimension
or my fucking seer powers are fucked up and its all wrong and maybe you arent even real and fuck everything fuck fuck fuck
>>27849432
oh, my fatedater
lets fatehold our hands and go for a fatecoffee
you die of old age
also
i dont know why but
you wont suffer any accident if you leave your country
you have LADY LUCK on your side
are you perhaps CHEATING on me?
>>27849468
EVERYBODY HANDS UP
GET ON THE DANCEFLOOR
A LITTLE ROMANCE
BUTT SQUEEZING
ITS THE SEASON
IS SO APPEASING
check for a younger girl who carries a notebook and has a blank expression
>>27849533
it happens at 14:02 P.M
>>27848349
Yeah, I wonder what you'll tell me this time
>>27849623
yo girl be chinese
she is NOT a virgin
no she doesnt work on the ricefields
you stereotypical bastard
>>27849657
MONEY IS LIKE THE BEST GF EVER
lmao
there are good prospects but
she is not from your same uni
try getting into a second one
and
the break up will
FUCK
YOU
UP
IN WAYS YOU NEVER EVEN IMAGINED sorry anon love you hope you get better then
>>27849668
you get a BLACK HAIRED TRAP
with LONG HAIR
and EVIL INTENTIONS
has SEXY TONGUE?
actually
you might never realize he is a trap
>>27849696
first you get hit by a truck
boRORORORM
then you try to walk away
but this assassin executes you by mistake
BLAM
you lay there in the pavime
pavi
in the street and
you only feel your pulse fading away
and a bird shits on you
and you die
IM DYING
>>27849833
do you remember
that story of the guy with the magical flute
who made children and rats follow him?
well
i have no clue sorry
but dont molest children
>>27851487
fatehandholding sounds nice
Now that's just weird oraclefu lol
i actually am leaving my country at the end of the year, and i have thoughts of migrating
spookey ayy lmao
I'd rather have you than lady luck oraclefu
id suplex lady luck 4 you
love your threads
can i ask for more fates? if so i want to know what will become of my family
>>27848349
Hi how are yah
Tell me plz
>>27851686
>she is not from your same uni
>try getting into a second one
Shit I was 100% planning on switching uni's, but hearing that I'll end up breaking up with her and it fucking me up is making me seriously stop fawning over the idea so much. I never even considered such a thing, I appreciate the perspective, I'll be more humble and thankful for at least knowing being single avoids things like that
alright anon, woo me
alright here goes, hit me op
>>27849886
YOOOOO DAWG
LIKE IMMA BE STROLLING THROUGH DA HOOD
GETT WHAT IMSAYIN
IM SAIYAN
lmao
IM NOT SEEING SHIT ON YOU WHY WHY WHY WHY DOES FATE HATE ME
jk fate loves me
and i love fate
oh wait
i see a girl who lives in a poor ass appartment
and has long wavy hair
skinny legs
>>27849906
do not cry anon
if you cry too much you lose valuable time to be suffering
to live is to suffer
and to enjoy suffering its to enjoy being alive
btw
there is this girl who will SEX you
maybe out of pity?
well thats weird
maybe not
anyways she will marry someone else
>>27849907
TO MEET HER
DO THE PATH
OF SANTIAGO OF COMPOTERA
or something like that
and act as a guy who is refreshing his soul
INSTANT CHEMISTRY
>>27850001
hey qt wanna hang out in bed lmao
>>27850042
GOOD:
-i see good friends in some years
or maybe now?
-YOU WILL DATE THIS KINDA PLUMP GIRL
it will teach a lot about yourself
before you leave her
BAD:
-you will not eat anything mind blowingly delicious
-your feet will get hurt?
-ANXIOUS
>>27850359
your love is like fresh corinthian leather
its smells nice
its older than you
and its probably not available lmao
but
moves too much
>>27848349
yes please tell me. Pronto por favor.
Do me buddy
Bloxblox
>>27851927
As long as I get over my oneitis completely and move on from her, I'll take a mover any day
Is it ok to ask for a rough time frame though for when I'll meet them
Quikc quikc quick is this girl my mom wants me to meet going to be my future wife? FAST FASTTTTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ok so my question is, should i care about fate if shit is going to happen anyway no matter what i do? Also can my fate in any way get changed if told to me?
It's a tall order OP, but I want to know how I meet my waifu
>>27850674
IM HERE
I NEVER LEFT
actually i did
BUT NOT NOW
>>27850715
no, i like it a lot toooo
>>27850849
>>27850917
>>27850969
thats a 10/10 motto
a motto its a motorcycle with tits
trust me im espanola
SHE IS ESPANOLA
>>27851060
there lived a certain woman
in russia long ago
she was cute and strong
and her eyes were flaming gold
most people looked at her
with terror and with fear
but for anon oh, she was such a lovely dear
>>27850959
your love is a nun?
and she questions things?
THICH LEGS?
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
rape IS an option here
>>27851120
today i dreamed i had to go to the hospital and i was nude and like no one paid attention and then i went to a pool and then i hunted a shapeshifter killer guy
I'm a guy with almost no hope about my future. Wish me luck guys.
>>27848349
Give me my fate anon
>>27851159
COAT ANON
actually
IM SEEING A GREAT CHANCE FOR YOU
THIS OPPORTUNITY
OF GETTING A CUTE
GREEN EYED
SHORTIE
to get her
act like a fucking autist?
yes
weird
im not sure
also be a mentor in some way
and read a lot
her accent is funny
>>27851214
ON SEPTEMBER
SEPTEMBER
REMEMBER
ON SEPTEMBER
YOU MUST REMEMBER
get ready your member
lmao
>>27851359
ill give you this gift
its the imaginary Ring Of Conscience
put it on your finger
if you chose the middle finger
i see you as a boss
if you chose the little finger
you won the young redhead
index finger
troubles in marriage eyebrows
anything else
madness
>>27851413
dad what
why did you quit your job dad
jk that was a good call
same for you anon
QUIT THAT
no not your job
>>27851431
OOOH SHE IS A KILLER MACHINE
SHES GOT EVERYTHING
LIKE A NANANA
EVERYWAY
YOU LOVE HER
YOU MEAN IT
YOU FEEL IT
ON A HIGH WAY STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
she dies in the next two years so dont bother
scars on her stomach
>>27851487
>>27849348
That's my problem, idk how to push it bc our social circles don't overlap at all. I think she likes me, we make eye contact but it could just be a coincidence. I'm gonna take a few klonopin and just do it since I'm graduating this year.
What do your powers recommend I do?
![[el rato].png](https://i.imgur.com/nOSaxhy.png "[el rato].png")
alright lemme hear it gypsy anon
>>27851490
SENSE OF WONDER
crash a party
be obnoxious
be sad
be tired
a vampire is waiting?
>>27851734
SPOOKY HOUSE OF FATES
let me
<3 you
<3 THERE
anyways, no, i cant do a third person like that
I CANT DO SHIT
sorry fatedateanon
but might the glory of light be restored on your path
>>27851741
hi hi bitter heart
im fine
kinda tired
ANYWAYS
LETS GET INTO BUSSINESS
my fate company offers a 20 percent discount in the following fates
-gf in the next 10 years
-bf in the next 8 years
-casual sex in the next 2 years
with a tax pay of a 85 percent in blood and tears
btw beware of
cancer
but im not sure it refers to the illness
>>27851831
*i take of my shirt*
you explode
YOU ARE ALREADY WOOD
lmao
go to a old, creepy house
there is a lonely soul there
save it
beware of spiders
>>27851849
LETS DROP KICK YOU
wait
oh yeah
your love is ded ded ded ded
on a long hallways
ded ded ded ded ded
she was happy
ded ded ded ded
to meet her
do the Ancient Ritual Of Resentment
Two replies, no longer worrying about it being true
>>27852632
<3 you too oraclewaifu
you have always been talking about us, what about yourself? i want to know about you
what is your destiny like?
maybe i will be in it
or not
>>27852632
>do the Ancient Ritual Of Resentment
what the fuck
For everyone else who has been in these threads before, do oracle's tellings actually come true?
>>27851686
>well I have no clue sorry
Tfw you were probably more accurate than you thought.
>who made children and rats follow him
Yeah to the grave. So there's that at least.
>>27851999
AY AMIGA
i will dicho you
cielito cielo que si
este rey es medio sonso
y mas que ser fernando
deberia llamarse alonso
she is from a plain land
>>27852027
WHAT DOES BLOX MEAN?
i see a window
on which a woman looks
so i think she attends people or something
maybe on a amusement park
she is not amused to
try to amuse her
>>27852045
FUKCLJSHJS NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES its a girl who collects comics
she likes DC, not Marvel
meet her on Omegle
her room is nice
>>27852100
thats a very good question anon
but
shit its not going to happen
in fact
once i declare your fate, unless your will is like steel i pretty much nullify it
fate cannot be changed because fate its seen after the act
we are all bound by fate
but it also cant be predicted without fucking up everything
this is what i think
>>27852155
ON A HOMELY
NICELY
PLACE WELL LIT
IS SNOWING
IS YOUR COUNTRY?
IM NOT SURE
INVITE HER FOR A DRINK
she is drunk already tho
>>27848349
You are neither rated nor possess the ability to tell others this information. This post is a violation of protocol. Cease this at once.
hello op
tell me about her
is she like pic related?
Why not... Tell me, please.
hit me up with that shit senpai
when my girl coming
>>27848349
ok anon, predict my future
>>27852223
what is up with hopeless people
dont be hopeless
your future is so bright i need sunglasses to see ittttt
you die young
>>27852233
OK THERE IS A CODE YOU MUS T DISCO VER AND SHE HAS NO SINS
BORING
sorry
its really boring
>>27852599
do you like cakes?
well
i think you are
or will be
cursed
i am not joking anon
to get rid of the curse
curse back
also you will have a loving family you will hate
>>27852695
lmao
all FATES
are true
or not
>>27852721
i am an emotional blackhole and you better be not loving me lmao
i pronounce lmao as ELMAHOH
sorry
I CANT SEE MY DESTINY
but ill die young?
maybe
now <3 <3 double love
>>27852956
oh shit oh shit
i knew this day will come
its the FATE POLICE
hide the fate punch
>>27848349
Well, here I am. Do your worst...
>>27853132
I'm the hopeless guy, and I find the fact I'm going to die young kind of funny. I'm doing the best to die young, in order to not have to deal with my shitty life. You gave me new deadly hopes. Thank you very much.
Hit me with your best prediction or whatever
>>27853132
too late
i will follow all your fate threads now elmahoh
i actually pronounce it the normie way "lemowwww"
now you have to do time in fate prison though
ill wait for you
now 3 hearts <3 <3 <3
>>27852976
while the love of your life is NOT like her
you have a chance of ending with someone similar
except
not blonde or not blue eyes
to get it
BE A LEADER
AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOR IT
>>27852978
there is...
a girl... skinny... low confidence...
but has... friends
she....
is so scared....
getting to love her will be difficult
so insignificant
>>27852981
SHE WILL COME IN 27852981 YEARS
IN THE FUTURE
WHEN YOU ARE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE FROM YOU ADN
SHE IS YOUR FEMALE VERSION
LMAO
hot
>>27853014
plane with turbulence
angry at useless people
the clothes are too tight
blowjob hidden
thats it
do you like spiderman?
>>27853243
ok
MY WORST
i see a silhouette
>>27853288
ok
MY BEST
there is a place full of gold
maybe fake gold
you must go there
there is a vain woman in there
talk to her enough
she will get interested in you
and doors will open
before you know, you might turn into a pet
so beware of that
also
beware of wet streets
>>27853293
OH NO
hope i dont get fateraped lmao
LETS REV THIS UP TO FOUR HEARTS
<3<3<3<3
IM FEELING THE TINGLES
What is happening to the love of my life?
Please enlighten me op
>>27853592
>SHE WILL COME IN 27852981 YEARS
>tfw never getting a gf
t-thanks
Who will be the love of my life gypsy
I'll die alone, but sure, why not.
>>27853592
dont resist it
the fateniggers are too strong for you
lol
i hope school is going alright for you
what do you study?
f-four hearts? getting too lewd
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>27848349
>tfw I used art from this guy to tell the girl that I loved goodbye for the last time.
We have a special connection now.
I miss her so much.
>>27853620
she is near a dark alley
and someone is seeing her
but nothing bad will happen
she will remember that moment her whole life
>>27853633
a girl that looks like pic related but uglier and lives in place with sea
or in a city that is a heart
>>27853689
everyone dies alone anon
except for
loving
maybe sex?
everything we experience we do alone
btw
you will doubt a lot
if its worth it
i think is not
but
if you hate solitude, go for it
her clothing is weird
>>27853749
i study communications
like going to a bussiness and saying ill do the marketing and shit
IM GOING TO DIE GODBDKJFHKF
also law because im scared
anyways
<3<3<3<3<3<3 NOW MY TITS ARE SHAKING LMAO
>>27853852
thats
wow
thats sad
why did you say goodbye?
>>27854027
she has really bad anxiety I guess.
We've been talking for six years, but have never met.
And she lives like an hour away.
I want to die.
I'll show you the message, maybe. A second.
now ill take a pause and if someone asks for predictions ill give predictions as i saidndsjkh
my third eye hurts
and the fourth one too
so sorry for everything
Tell me my fate of misfortune b0ss
>>27854027
Last time you said it was a girl I knew online who is the love of my life. How will I know which online girl it is?
>>27854027
>>27854065
I feel blox
>>27848349
I'm 21, tell me how it will be please, is she pretty? :((((((((((
>>27849127
But I dislike smart girls. They intimidate me.
Interesting anyway, thx.
I can't speak properly to girls.
pls guide me oh wise anon and get me a Asian gf
>>27854115
>sending anime drawings to your oneitis
fucking cringe
My boyfriend just left me. I think he's my oneitis. What will happen?
>>27854027
Im going to study business with law lmao
youre going to be working under me wagecuck
how many years of study left?
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 pretty sure youre pregnant by now
>>27854115
aaaaaah fucking shit man
that hit me hard
how long ago was that?
hope you had time to recover
doesnt seem like youre much better though
>>27854071
How much of an age difference will me and my love have?
Already met the love of my life.
Can you tell me about my first child instead?
Posting in a thread
>>27849127
those hands are big
how about me?
Reveal the shrouded path that lies before me, oh wise one. I choose to know both - my fate and how I'll meet the love of my life. Also, have I already met her? I'm in the mood for some crippling anxiety.
>>27854214
She makes similar art.
Because it's art. Not televised anime productions.
>>27854274
A week ago. She had promised that we'd talk more about the prospect of meeting since we were both independent and finally in college, and I had tried hard to help her through her problems, but I guess...she gave up on it.
I told her too, that the next time I had a wait two years to hear from her would be the last time. I ruined too many relationships because of her. Not that I blame her.
Like I put on the website we first met:
Sometimes you must choose between living toward a dream and living for what you already have. I pray you never have to make that choice.
>>27848349
I would very much like to know
I need some hope in my life
>>27848349
Give me the knowledge, love shaman
Did OP died? Oregano.
>>27854071
We have to bump for op
Till he comes back from his break
OP HERE
My wifi stopped working
Lmao maybe your future is pure chaos
Ill wait a little to see if it fixes itselff
HUGS AND SPANKS
tell me
look at this original dsofjao
>>27854632
IT WORKED
damn im lucky
ok lets see
Ok op, If you know anything about telling fate then you would be able to know something about my fate right off the bat. It is neither good nor bad, it was just a deal I made with a special someone to whom I have no romantic ties with. Fate reading is no joke where I come from, but if you must, give me your best, but don't say I didn't warn you.
>>27854065
but did she answer?
anononon
that is kinda sad
oh well
>>27854105
because her eyes are squinty
>>27854084
OK
LONG TIME AGO in a dstant land here was a dragon who had takn a princess captive so this valian armored knight went to rescue the princess when he arrived he noticed the corpses of all other knights dead the dragon attacked him but he scaped and released the dragon shackles and brought him meat it seems that this dragon is starving he said the dragon felt better and did not attack him but the princess said hey what the fuck dont do that because she was insane and used the dragon thing as an excuse to get attention so the man flew with the dragon which turned into a hot chick
>>27854163
somewhat but more than that
she is petty
which is cute
resentful BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
lmaoing at her life
>>27854205
to get an asian gf you must travel to taiwan
and learn spanish
dont ask me whats the relation between those things
search for the moony faced girl
she sounds sarcastic but will like you a lot
>>27854242
DEPRESSION
SADNESS
THE FEELING OF IMPOTENCE THAT TURNS GOOD MEN
CRUEL
im quoting that movie
i didnt saw
anyways, its a restart
you might have some encounters with him but
if i were you
which im not
but i was
that im not
i would be alone for 4 years and then look for someone else sorry
>>27854901
No response.
So I give up.
>>27854274
damn im so used to posting that drawing that i thought it was my post lmao
BETTER PAY ME VERY WELL OK
or ill fate you up
like 2 years on communications and
???? years in law
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 I CAME
NO KIDS THO
>>27854276
like, the value of Pi
>>27854302
noisy
putting limits on him will be difficult
but
LOVE
IS
STILL LOVE
RIGHT?
also, then comes a sister or a smart one
>>27854317
OH GOD LIKE
ITS RIGHT THERE
ARE YOU BLIND
ITS THE PERFECT ONE
HOLY SHIT GORJRFH
GO FOR IT
>>27854320
i did not notice that
anon im not seeing love for you
but it might be that im tired
i see a sort of miracle tho
dunno what it means
and
beware of men on suits
>>27855042
Show me the true path to companionship pls
>>27855042
What the fuck is wrong with you
I always call my gf a qt 3(.14) because she's .14
I love her a lot and its an ldr (fucking kill me)
She hasn't come on Skype for 2 days today being the 3rd
I just really hope she's safe and healthy
>>27854901
Holy shit... I was skeptical but you touched on something very specific to my situation.Will it be four years that I should try to be alone? Or four years that I WILL be alone?Does this mean it's not him?
answer me now OP before i kill myself
what's she like?
Genuino Originalo
>>27848349
im pretty interested desu
Can we change our fate OP?
Am I doomed to a life of mediocroty?
>>27854356
For you, devious stranger
an antique path shall be revealed
but bear in mind, no slander
or insult might such armor peel
As for your fate to date
four options clearly aline
in one, you dead
in two, you plead
for darkness to deride.
But in the third, i see a home
i see a throne
of homely care
I see the dirt
i feel the filth
But can you open yourself to it?
PD: love will come in the form of a fit girl lmao
>>27854370
YOU WILL MEET
THE BEST GIRL EVER
NICE FACE
LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR
PERFECT BOOBS
SO LOVEY OMG
btw its a dream but
what is reality? you will wonder
later a stone faced average qt
>>27854433
Ag , Baron samedi , gee liefde , maar VLV VLV , jy weet wat ek bedoel ? , woon sy in 'n arm dorpie , sy steel , ek kan dit doen ?
>>27854521
YES IM DEAD
>>27854700
PICK A COLOR
-Red
-Blue
-Gray
-Brown
-Black
-Yellow
-Orange
-Cyan
-Pink
-Purple
-White
>>27854862
YOU MAKE ME TOO NERVOUS
LIKE
UNDER PRESSURE
SORRY
DONT WARN ME
>>27855259
I'll go with purple
>>27855042
>men on suits
On suits like ontop of or wearing suits?
>>27854358
am
>>27855259
Do mine.
>tfw we're back in middle school again with this shit
>>27848349
Fuck it lay it on me senpai, should I just fucking kill myself or no?
Tell me my fate, OP. Just so i know if i should become an hero soon.
>>27855259
Don't worry OP your fun and games won't come at my expense. With that said....I can't speak for you......
>>27855078
its a road on nature
on a vacation place
wear red
she is with friends
there is sunlight
tall trees
a corn field
and a river
>>27855193
ANSWERED
JDF
I HATE SUICIDE
but
your love might be even more depressed
>>27855202
she is like an annoying little sister
you wont love her tho
so lets not bother
>>27855221
hi desu
for you desu
there is a girl who is locked up
because she is so crazy desu
and is so needy desu
cute desu
desu
death
>>27855253
YOU CANT CHANGE FATE
that is why you should do your best to change your future
and love fate
amor fati
depends on what do you think its mediocrrirthtu
>>27855291
she lost a lot
and its bitter
to get her heart might be an impossible task
but her inner strenght its amazing
>>27855320
NO DONT DO THAT LMAO
i mean
wait 1 year and 8 months
and if nothing changes then yeah
things get worse then
>>27855322
YES
BE A HERO
A REAL HERO
IM NOT JOKING
SAVE PEOPLE
IT WILL FIX YOUR ENTIRE LIFE
BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES INim so sleepy
OP HERE if i dont answer for a long time sorry im mc fatigue i fell asleep lmao
but i still love you all
and fate
and the killer guy
yes, you
AND MY KEYBOARD
and the sun
will we be happy together? Will we have a good life?
Give me a reason to live again
>>27855452
Op you
You're a pretty cool guy
Is there any way you can give us more context and info?
>>27855042
Good luck with school
i fell asleep too, but for like an hour lol
when did you start to realise you could fateread or want to do it?
this has me so interested
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
ever had your own fate told?
Sorry
i was listening to I AM THE VOICE OF NEVER NEVER LAAAAND
ok before heading to bed
>>27855454
8 R8 8 8/8 M8
You will have a life good enough, but kinda tiresome.
>>27855456
The festival of chaos your heart truly desires will occur in your lifetime, anon.
>>27855562
gurl
not really
is not as if i get a file with data
is just random quotes or images idk
sorry
>>27855620
THANKS and same
now ill go sleep tite
thats a secret
SECRET
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 WE GOT TWO DIGITS OMG ITS LIKE A UPGRADREBWLKJGODA im bumping my head
yeah i had my fate told once
first a seer guy
but i think he just wanted to touch my tits
and the second one its a secret so WHO CARES
...
noooooooooooow byee
if the thread is up in like six hours
lmao it wont be
ill answer
BUT IT WONT
so bye bye bye
suck tits
Please. Help me.
Sjjsjw
>>27848349
please let me know
>>27848349
Ok, why not? I mean, what are the chances you're right?
>>27855853
>In your lifetime
T-Thank you. This will keep me up for some tine
>>27848349
Go on ahead,
i think op is asleep
I've already met the love of my life though.
>>27848349
I'm 29 years old OP. I'm pretty sure I'll never meet anyone.
Op is asleep
Good night sweet prince
>>27848349
hit me up with that pussy son
Give it to me straight Oracle-anon, how bad is it?
Look into your crystal ball.
The pain of living is getting too bad. How do i unfuck things?
>>27848349
I...wait! I'm having a premonition!
It's of me fucking you in the ass.
How i will meet her anon?
Bump i have more questions
bumping for oraclefus return
>am a hikki
>mentally ill
>unstable
>finding love
>>27859295
Same boat as this guy
>tfw lizard soul stuck in a mammal body
Don't die on me thread. Don't you dare
OP HERE
What the
Okkkk
But im still waking up
CANT WAKE UP
Hit me with the truth senpaiog comment
>>27855870
The love of your life uses Actin but doesnt feel very convinced
Maybe stutters a little.
LIKES MILSHAKES
>>27856405
G
I think thats the first letter
Also
Acting
AND I SEE YOU GETTING KEKED SORRY
BIG DICKS
>>27856438
Your qt has brown hair and is quite intelligent
But
The chances of you two meeting are close to zero
ILL GIVE YOU A FRESH PREDICTION THEN:
Search for pineapples.
They are fresh lmao.
>>27856688
You are sort of lucky
But not in a love way
More like
In an overall life way
You find the way
No way
By the way
Open spaces?
Anyways
You get it.
No you dont.
>>27856717
IM SO HAPPY FOR YA
LETS CELEBRATE WITH A HAPPY SONG
GLOOMY SUNDAY
IN SHADOWS SPENDED ON
MY HEART AND I
HAVE DECIDED TO END IT ALL
darling i hope that my dream never haunted you
My heart and i were telling i wanted you
Gloomy sunday.
>>27860656
I kept the thread alive
time to reveal your secrets, my fatedater
>>27860828
WHY DID IT MIX LIKE THAT LMAO
OH DAMN
Maybe its just fate
>implying ill have a love life
Funny
Give me some good news OP. Will i reach my dream and teach English in Japan? if not at least give me some good news.
Ok, tell my future.
Ok seeing how this thread is still up and running i have another question, how do i meet her?
>>27856712
Zzzzzzzzz
You have been visited by the Fate Op of Destiny
Good fates and love will come but only if you post "Fuck you you liar, shameful bitch"
Lmao
>>27856751
The more you move away from a city, the more chances you have
Also
I see a woman you will meet at your fourties
She is cute and smart but kinda nervous
You will be jelly
And
An unstable relationship
Loneliness is so underrated
>>27857061
ILL GIB U
FRESH RIPE PUSSY
BUSSY PUSSY.LMAO
no.
Stopp
I can only feel a younger one
And a noisy house
Not yours
>>27857380
Do you like sadist younger girls who are fucked up in the head?
Well the answer depends on that
Also
While it would work perfectly, the chances of meeting are slight.
So she WILL be unhappy and she knows it.
Saddd
>>27857405
OK
IM LOOKING
AND DAMN
I SHOULD BREAKFAST
I dont have a crystal ball
But i do have a crystal frog
Its lovely
Btw i dont see shit on you now
Maybe its that my brain is rebootingjrrjf
Sorry
TRY AGAIN
>>27857464
YOU CANT
There is only one life
But
Just strive to be righteous and love will come
Yet beware since that love might consume your dreams
Grant us eyes
Grant us eyes
>>27857548
Lmao i dont like anal so no way
>>27857766
She will be late for school, running witha toast on her mouth
You will bump her and the toast will fall
LOVE GRENADE
She will hate you cause she loves to put toasts on her mouth
Lmao
But after some sarcasm things will look... TOASTY
>>27858527
WHAT QUESTIONS
>>27859275
Hi hi
>>27861173
Tell me how fucked i am
Let's gamble
>>27860982
fuck you liar, shameful bitch
jk lol i wouldnt call you that
>>27859295
No love
Unloved
Uninvolved
But anon
I see hopes of you attaining something far better than love
Love blinds the world
True greatness lies beyond the promise of a hand
>>27859358
YOU WILL BE LOVED
boney
>>27860716
You might die next year
>>27860829
A good breakfast includes
Yogurt
Orange juice
Cookies
CEREAL
>>27860880
You will
And she is kinky af
To make her fall for you
Learn to play a music instrument?
Maybe in a weird way
Also she is bisexual.
Gibs me dat fourtune hoss
>>27860894
Thats a very cute desire anon.
I cant see it but
I feel like your life will be fullfilling
So there is that at least
And beware of jokers
>>27860906
Ok so, taking every thing into consideration, one could say that, at the end of things, not being completely literal, there is a bit of all in it, at this stage, if im not mistaken, maybe.
>>27860929
YOU DONT
Or do you?
ANTE LA DUDA, OMEGLE
Btw
If i tell you how you meet her
Then the chances of meeting come close to zero
So
Wanna wanna?
>>27861228
Sexily fucked
Hot steamy sloppy kissy
Fucked
Wet hair fucked
You fuckwad
Btw A TIGER LMAO
After that, celibacy
Not.
>>27861250
You should gamble.
>>27861489
Oracle where is my fourtune :(
>>27861327
Your breakfast is too sugary
not a good breakfast >:^(
Tell me oraclefu
did who was the second guy who read your fate?
>>27848349
alright op, predict my fate gf.
>>27848349
fate me m8
Bump for meme magic
Alright anon, predict my shit
>>27861489
Btw
If i tell you how you meet her
Then the chances of meeting come close to zero
So
Wanna wanna?
Eh i think i'll pass
>>27862476
Good example of a lawful responsible gun owner, he sets good example for the black community to follow.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Bump bump. I'd like my fate revealed, oh oracle.
Next thread when?
Sooorryyy everyone
Im OP
I have difficult family stuff incoming
Ill givw predictions once thats done
If its up
Pardon moi
>implying anyone will ever love a disgusting piece of shit like me
I love your drawings though, do you have more of this freckled qt?
Will I get a qt oracle-chan? If not can I at least get dubs?
FATE ANON SHED THE TRUTH MY WAY
Rollinging
>>27848349
Well, go on.
My waifu isn't gonna materialise herself
>>27863112
The oracle has forsaken us
>>27861361
YOU ARE A
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED KING
you will have a mysterious wife
wavy brown hair?
hmmm hmmm hmmm
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
i think she is evil
>>27861652
IT WAS A RED EYED DEMON LMAO
HE IS POSSESSING ME RIGHT NOW LMAO
LMAO LMAO LMAO
Its me.
>>27862074
You get a blonde girl
kinda stern?
actually a huge pervert indoors
her dreams are so strange
uneven moons
on white skies of despair
>>27862094
ILL F8 YOU THE F8 UP
there are three critical points in your body
the stomach
the heart
and the leg
take care of them
as for girls
MANY
>>27862166
love can bloom lmao
but cant it boom?
as in
boom boom boom
to get a wife
make a guy look ridiculous
call on his bullshit
she will be into you
like lollipops
>>27862476
YOU WILL BE ALONE FOR A GOOD TIME
but with sex partners?
weird
also
this little girl
will fuck you up
sorry and love
>>27863076
next wednesday or thursday if im not too busy
Wew lad tell me anything interesting you see
>>27863211
someone could but only if you put a lot of deodorant
also
yeah i have but not here sorry
>>27863282
YES.
ACTUALLY NO.
AND NO.
ACTUALLY YES.
>>27864439
NOTHING IS REAL
BUT THE WAY THAT I FEEL
AND I FEEL IM GOING
DOWN DOWN DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN
go down
not in THAT way lmao
ELMAHO
>>27865591
I DID NOT
im just my life is so complicated
like a stutter guy trying to rap
Alright, let's hear it anon
>>27848349
Tell me muse, how will I ravish da pusi?
How will things be for me, senpai?
>>>27857380
>Do you like sadist younger girls who are fucked up in the head?
>Well the answer depends on that
>Also
>While it would work perfectly, the chances of meeting are slight.
>So she WILL be unhappy and she knows it.
>Saddd
anon, how are you coming up with these replies? that was way too fucking real and its kinda scaring me; I must know
>>27848349
Will my urethra heal from its injury?
Or am I fucked?
>>27865966
i see a woman
and she might look needy and hysterical but
you would be happy with her
sadly, you will never notice her
NOTICE HER SEMPAI
>>27866043
do you hear
the people sing
singing the song of angry man
it is a song about some people
who will not be slaves again
when the beating of our hearts
matches the beating of the drums
there is a life about to start
when tomorrow comes
>>27866509
LONGILY
YOU WILL RAVISH IT
GRABBING WRISTS
AND THEN
TRHUSSSSTTT
SCREAAAAM
ORGASM LMAO
BALLS DEEP
someone will be watching
>>27866827
have you ever had a vanilla icecream
alone?
you would notice that
its actually not as bland as people think
it has his own unique taste
well
either you or your love are like that
>>27866938
WITH THE POWER OF FATE
>>27867001
YA FUCKED UP
idk
call a medic for that one, sorry
>>27848349
I'd rather have winning lottery numbers...
>>27865948
what about the love of my life ?
when will i die?<-----original
>>27867124
Thank you muse. I look forward to my destiny.
