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>turn 19 soon >still a virgin
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>turn 19 soon
>still a virgin
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>Turn 20 soon
>still a virgin

Still got a long way to go.
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>>27847788
your pain is just beginning kid. Wait till it's your virginity, your finances, your neighbors, your insurance, your housing situation etc.
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>>27847788
>>turn 19 soon

when? my birthday is coming up soon too do you want to have an e-birthday party together
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>>27847788
Sex is fuckin overrated.

Spend an evening with an escort if you're that upset about it.
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>24
>still a semi virgin
I've only ever done it with 2 hookers. Never had real sex
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>>27847788
22 here. Kissless virgin.
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>>27847931
No OP but I would do that but what I really want is a real girl that I can be intimate with. A girl that i have feelings for, although I wouldn't deny a random hookup with a some girl I met.
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>>27847788
>>27847816
>>27847830
>>27847931
>>27847954
>>27847981
Having sex is not the answer, trust me. I do well for myself, I've had sex with some 10/10 escorts. What you're really looking for is affection, warmth, a partner. Someone that loves you.
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>Turn 25 soon
>Still a virgin
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>>27848038
That's what I'm saying. I just want a gf, ideally something casual. Not a girl that's crazy or too clingy.
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>>27848038
>affection, warmth, a partner
>someone that loves you
Fuck anon, I don't want to feel this right now.
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Same here, 19 soon and still a virgin.
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>>27848130
I know anon, the coldness that courses through your veins, it aches your heart doesn't it? It's a terrible feeling. Maybe in another world, during a different time things will be right.
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>>27848063
i'm with you bro, 25 years last november
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Who here /femalevirgin/?

life is hell
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>>27847788
>turn 25 soon
>not a virgin
i've only fucked with one girl tho, but im still not a virgin
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>>27848240
Wanna take each others virginity
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>>27848240
>"do things with"
>a fucking forest
Are you in a cult or something? It's like the fuck the earth guy?
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I am turning 41 in 3 days. I am still a virgin.
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Unless you're in your mid twenties you have literally nothing to worry about. I'm placing a cash bet that you lose your v-card within a few weeks of posting this in the hopes that you'll fuck off forever like the normie you are.
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>>27848307
found the image
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>>27848350
>unless you're in your mid twenties
Nigger please, where I live losing your virginity at 18 is seen as being late.

What are you, Asian?
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>>27848350
>>27848343
If virginity is so important, why haven't you stashed away enough autismbux to get an escort off of eros or backpage?
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>>27847788
>turn 20 soon
>still a kissless virgin
At least I have anime
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>>27847788

>23 soon
>Gay
>still a virgin

I don't want to fuck some slut off of grinder. I want a QT loyal bf. Everyone says Gays are promiscuous which makes this dream impossible to achieve
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wow big deal faggot

why don't you start living your life?
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>>27847788
A lot of high school kids are still virgins so dont feel bad about yourself
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>>27847788
> be 18
> still a kv
> don't plan on being like op
> only option is suicide
Take that sad frog guy
>>27848215
Unusually long webm for a place like this, still brings the feels though
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>>27848565
same here, but fembot
>19 soon
>never had a real relationship
>virgin

I just want a qt 3.14 gf to cuddle with
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>>27848350

I'm turning 23 soon and have never been on a date, should I be worried?
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>>27849019
Get with a robot guy bitch, instead of trying to take away date-able women.
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April 20th i'll be 19, anyone share my bday?
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>21
>moved on to given up mode earlier this year
You should try it, life actually got better after focusing on something meaningful other than females
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>>27849160
yes, Hitler

original ibusdegfiuzbef
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you guys.
im going to break this down for you.
all you have to do it be an amazing person.
a good person that is not autistic or vulgar or alpha or beta or any of these made up meme words. just be a good person work to better yourself and woman will literally fall into place.
again I cant stress the don't be autistic about things enough. im ugly short I have a decent body type but seriously you guys. get your shit together and stop dwelling on being a virgin. sex is not what you're hyping it up to be. I mean its fun af and I love it but shit. Success should be more important than losing that v card
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>>27849243
>t. normie
just get out
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Lost mine at 24, there is hope familam. It's kinda funny because after you lose it you realise it's just a label and it actually doesn't change that much. But you probably have to lose it to realise that.
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>>27848565
I know those feels. same age too.
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If it's any solace, OP, you are still very young.

Look at the statistics. There are very few men who reach middle age as virgins. There are very few men that no woman wants.

It may seem like you're in a bad place now but there have been many young men in your position. They go on to date, have sex, get married, have children, and all of the rest of it.

The wizard meme is a scary one, to be sure. And yes, I can attest to the fact that to be a wizard is a horrible thing. It's a nasty way to live. It is sadness and sickness, and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Fortunately, you probably won't have to live it. God is merciful and Nature is kind. Sure, there are some men both God and Nature hate. But these are very far and few between. Chances are that you don't rank among them. God and Nature are amazingly merciful. Even men with glaring faults one day meet some woman who looks at them with desire in her eyes.

And if in the very slight chance you are one of those men that both Nature and God have conspired against, well, even then you won't be alone. There will always be men like that.

We'll be monsters together. For your sake, however, I hope you never rank among us.

Never believe for a moment it is worse to serve in Heaven than to rule in Hell.
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>>27849193
pretty much this. i got into a serious car accident so i'm in a wheelchair.

28 reporting in.
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>>27849366

I tried online relationships but it seems I am as unlikable online as I am in real life
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>>27849580
That sucks. Why haven't you killed yourself? Not tryna be a dick but I don't think I'd wanna live being handicapped.
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>>27848038
There is no one who could love me in a romantic way. Do not seek something that doesn't exist.
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>>27847788
1.Learn how to play the guitar
2.Learn about pheromones and use them(specificaly androstenol).
3.Buy truffles(they have tons of androstenol in them and are great for attracting females)
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>>27850851
Maybe, but learning how to sing is both easier & faster to learn.

Probably gives you more sex appeal aswell.
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>not a virgin
>haven't had sex in 3-4 years
>shut in
>obsessed with my height (5'9, 5'10 is average where I'm from)
>was an insomniac entire childhood/teenage years so much of my growth was stunted, small hands, weak jaw etc.
>terrible memory
>no friends
>no motivation to improve myself
Feels absolutely awful man

Help me please
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>>27848038
I know that. I'm a 20 year old KV and I just want a nice gf who doesn't mind me being pathetic. She doesn't have to be some Stacy. In fact I don't want a Stacy. I have no confidence any more and I've seemingly forgotten how to be a sociable human. It's pretty much over for me.
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>>27848038
So in other words, women don't have it on easy mode.
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>>27851385
Nah, they do have it easy compared to men.
Ugly girls have it hard compared to pretty girls though obviously.
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>>27851408
How so faggot? And you can cut it with the "they" cause you're taking to a girl here.
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>>27851347
Forgot
>Go into virgin threads to comment on when I had sex
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>>27851462
You have inherent value because you have eggs, boobs and a vagina.
I'm not saying you have an easy life, I'm comparing average male to average female.
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>>27851476
Sex doesn't fix your life lad.
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>virgin at 20
>tfw its not the lackof sex that hurts, but knowing that you are completely and utterly unwanted and unlovable
going to make them pay some day
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>>27851578
Mr. "go to virgin threads to mention how I haven't had sex in four years", see >>27852877
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>turning 20 this November
>made it through my teens without fucking once
>in my second year of college, where even the spergiest of spergs manage to get laid
>but not me

Just end my life senpai
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>>27852877

>going to make them pay some day

What did normies ever do to you to deserve anything being done to them? Being happy?

>You have inherent value because you have eggs, boobs and a vagina.

This is true in all ages not just the current one. Men need to prove their value but women already have inherent value.

Toughen up robots.
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I'm 23. Get on my level.
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>gonna buy a new cell phone just to install tinder and try to fuck bitches

i'm 6'4, and in good shape. what chance do i have on a college campus?
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>>27853429
I've never had a date or sex in my life at 22.

I installed tinder last Monday, talking to 4 different girls now and am meeting up with one on Friday. I had absolutely no matches until a friend took a good picture of me and used some instagram filters to make it look better, now I have about 5 a day so make you have a good pic.

>tfw sweating bullets about meeting this girl
>tfw going to drop spaghetti everywhere
>tfw so nervous I want to just cancel and uninstall the app, but on the other hand I'm fucking 22 and desperately need experience
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>>27853175
>Toughen up robots.
No.
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>>27847788
>turned 20 2 days ago (just turned midnight)
>virgin
>have a gf
>not into her much
>tfw don't want to lose my virginity to someone I don't care for
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>>27847788
Fuck you im almost 20 still a kissless virgin
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>>27853491

I wouldn't brag about that, the type of girls that go on tinder are extremely low tier. And that;s if you can even find one that isn't a single mom or a bot.
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>>27849243
>be an amazing person
so just b urself?
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>>27853492

You made your bed. You will have to lie in it.
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>>27853712
I know. I'm beyond hope so it doesn't matter. I'm just not capable.
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>>27852877
Pic related anon. Le original comment.
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>23 kissless/handholdless virgin
>live with parents, no friends IRL, can't drive
>only thing I have going for myself is a dead-end job in retail
>pathetic life stems from a lack of motivation
>all of this leads into yet-another bout of depression

>send a girl in a group i vidya with a joke
>end up talking to her about it

Holy shit, I forgot how relieving it is to get this shit off your chest in an actual conversation. I mean, I'm still 90% certain I'm going to be alone until I'm senile or sudoku, but it's nice to talk about it.
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>>27848240
Just lose weight

That's all you need to do
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>>27853709
No, the exact opposite of b urself. Be someone better, someone miles ahead of urself.
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>>27853900

Exactly, robots need to constantly improve themselves.
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>>27848063
>Turning 28 soon
>Still a virgin
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>>27853900
>>27854006
>Just be taller, have strong bone structure, rich and big dick, Anon. so easy
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>>27854323

I didn't say that. Regardless of circumstances robots need to constantly improve themselves. That's how you become happy.
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>>27854380
With out all that, women won't care about us. We're going to die virgins regardless
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>>27848063
>just turned 28
>still a virgin
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>turning 20 in a few months
>have not spoken to a single girl since high school outside of people who's job it is to serve me (cashiers, waitresses, etc.)
Even back then I never talked to girls outside of forced group work, but still it was something.
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>>27849618
I admit that I've never really tried. And being a shut in neet doesn't help.
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>>27854420

Even if you don't get women, improving yourself will make you happier.
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>>27854518
>>27854435
>>27854120
>>27848063
hey adult virgin bros
25 HHKV reporting

it's weird I've fapped so much that I feel like I'm missing out on intimacy more than anything. I'll never know what it feels like to be hugged by a girl who cares about me
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>>27854663
Remember that we all die one day and that this whole ordeal will be over soon enough. Contrary to the popular belief, the generations after the boomers have a lower life expectancy than their parents.

A good chunk of our generation will die in their 50s to 60s of various cancers.

But anyway, take it easy. Either commit to getting laid and put in all your efforts or give up and embrace escapism, gardening, meditation or anime and vidya, whatever. Don't corner yourself psychologically or you'll end up as a 45 years old lonely alcoholic who regrets procrastinating his suicide.

Either fight to lose your v-card and try to become a normie, or aim to become a content, happy virgin. Just choose a route and follow it.
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>>27854835

All the scientists say that life expectancy is rapidly going higher.
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>>27847788
27 ex virgin here , finally saw a pro two weeks ago and recommend it to anyone over the age of 22.

Granted had to use condon so I wouldn't say I'm not a virgin but meh. Also couldn't get hard to penetrate so meh
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>>27854945
"The scientists" say whoever funds their research want them to say. The truth is that the number of cancers is inceasing rapidly, as well as auto-immune diseases, allergies, everything.
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>>27855017

take the tin-foil hat off retard. quality of life is going up as are lifespans. this is FACT.
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>>27855062

Yep. Life is going to be better & better in the future. Stop delving into conspiracies.
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>>27855062
Yes, yes. Everything is fine. They said so on TV. Nothing is wrong. Everything is under control. Our politicians are angels and have our best interests in mind. Everything is fine.

I wouldn't want to question that and be a tin foil hat wearing retard. After all, everyone who questions anything is just a retard.

Cigarettes are good for our health and asbestos is a good construction material. Oh wait they're not anymore, that was before.

Yes, climate change is due to humans and the earth never went through similar cycles before. It's not natural at all so please pee in the shower and use recycled toilet paper, citizen. This is all your fault.

Life expectancy is going up! They said so on the radio. Scientists said so! They know because they're called scientists!

Fuck statistics! "Science" is where it's at! Whatever that means.
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>watched all the early 2000s sex comedies (American Pie) in middle school thinking that my experience in HS and Uni was going to be like that
>still a KHV at 20
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>>27855213

i'm an actual biologist in grad school?

what are your qualifications for anything?
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>>27847788
>turn 19 soon
>still a virgin
>only contact with women is getting screamed at by my sister
LMAO
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>>27848215
>>27848878
That guy is some fag that sells videos on how to pick up women. He makes himself look like a smooth motherfucker, but there are a bunch of reports of him sexually harassing women in Japan and being a nuisance. There was also a petition or something like that to ban him from entering Japan again.
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>>27855294
why did they lie to us, brother?
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>>27855499
>That guy is some fag that sells videos on how to pick up women
what's wrong with selling videos how to pick up women? lots of people do it.
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>>27847905
mine's on july 12th
feels bad
i remember when i first turned 13
i dont want to be an adult
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>>27855294

What made you think you were like all those guys who get sex?
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>>27848350
> Unless you're in your mid twenties you have literally nothing to worry about.

welp
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>>27847788
Me too, buddy.
Fapping is still fun tho, I'm always finding new material
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>>27853712
Uh, no. the whole idea is that people don't like him. He didn't choose that.
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>27
>havnt had sex since I was 23

weird feel, although I dont want to have sex with someone I dont find attractive in any way
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>>27854835
got a link to support this?
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I only had a dumb teenage gf at the age of 21 which I dumped after a couple of months.

I realized I never wanted gf in the first place, maybe I only wanted a friend.
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>>27855742

I didn't say he chose that, I said that women have inherent value so robots have to toughen up.
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>>27855595
He's a scumbag sham. He goes out and sexually harasses dozens of women, records it all, edits out the bad things and only shows the few successes he's had. Then he wants to sell bullshit advice to betafags, while trying to appear as a smooth as fuck Chad lady killer. Other people's advice might be actual advice. This guy just plays the numbers game in an overly aggressive manner, and edits everything so he looks good. It's like selling snake oil, except the snake oil gets you harassment charges or banned from asian countries.
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>>27855903
>I only had a dumb teenage gf at the age of 21
whats with this shit?, no women my age even look at me but stupid "akward, so randum xd" teenage girls try to hit on me, FUCK.
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>>27856140
meeting women IS a numbers game though. Even someone who's good at getting women will still need to talk to like 50 to bang a decent looking one.

Whereas someone who's bad a getting women can talk to 500 and not even get laid once.

I don't think it's a sham to teach others even if your ratio is 1 in 50-100. Most men can't get that ratio. Most men can't even approach that many women in 10 years.

Do you have any objection with someone who isn't a rapist and who is honest about his ratio?
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>>27854323
Niggah you are dumb if you think that's what makes people like you. It's about personality and character shut up withyour victimhood you cuck
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>>27855615
>when i first turned 13
I don't think you know how birthdays work, anon
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>>27847788
Are you me? 1 week and I'll be 19 and still a virgin. It sucks
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I lost my virginity when I was 18 and it's not a big deal. if it matters so much you might as well see an escort or some shit because I'd rather have intimacy and closeness than just a fuck
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Robots just need to toughen up.
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>>27856308
lol it's late
on another board i put together a barely coherent sentence
someone quoted me with a picture of a confused black guy and i laughed for a full 5 minutes
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>>27856467
>toughen up
>just be confident
>everyone gets scared!
>its no big deal
>don't they make a pill for that?
>get over it!
>you're making it more of an issue that it actually is
>its not all about you
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>>27856503
That feel when there is a pill for that

>Xanax tm

Got a script, took it once, stopped a random girl at the mall and autisticaly talked about ramjets vs. scramjets for 10 minutes. She literally ran away as soon as I asked for her number. Suffice to say, I'm not allowed in that mall anymore. Didn't take anymore after that
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>>27847788
You're not too old, you have like 3 more years until it becomes weird that you're still a virgin, I lost my virginity when I was 19
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>>27847788
>tfw no cutie blonde white girl gf
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>>27849243
This is true guys
For some reason, I was happier when I was 16. I was more optimistic, happier, I used to find joy in social interaction, I cracked jokes that now I find cringy. I also had some girls dig into me. BUT back then I used to be more insecure, or I didn't have the proper mindset, so I never got all the subtle messages girls could be sending. Didn't get my dick wet.
Now I'm 19. I'm way more pessimistic in general. Nothing really satisfies me like it used to do when I was 16. Things that I like are entertaining at it's best. I didn't lose contact with my old peeps, but every month I'm more far from them. I find them boring now. Most of the people seems boring to me. But I see my college class mates, at my same age, are into the same stuff, humor, thought... I was back in my 16s. I see how they want to spend time together, as I just see it as a fucking lost of time. Lately I've been noticing that some girls could have been into me during the last months; their looks are fine, but I don't feel that they worth the effort. Not that they ain't good enough, it's just like I feel too lazy to do anything about it. I don't show interest, not even with male classmates. As a result, they obviously end up thinking I don't want shit with them.
Wish I could be enthusiastic like I was at 16.
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>>27847788
>turn 28 soon
>still a virgin
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No one deserves this suffering. No one deserves to be deprived of such a basic human emotional interaction. Why did this happen to us? Why were we born this way?
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I was a virgin myself (23) and I popped my cherry to a cute 15year old about a month ago. I know it sounds like a stupid fantasy, but it really happened and it was the best three days in my life. don't ever give up anons...
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>>27847788
I lost all hopes anons
I'll probably off myself before I get a chance to get laid.
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>>27847816
>turn 23 soon
>still a virgin
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>>27848038
I still amazes me people here think it's sex their after. I'm a 22 khv and I have given up on being with someone and an escort has never crossed my mind since it'll just serve a craving that masturbation could do. At least I realize I'm the problem. Hopefully when I get off my meds I can start life, but fuck me withdrawing is hell
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>23
>crossed to the other side with a gf recently
>it's not worth it
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>21 in two weeks
>still feeling the exact same feels as when I was 18
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>>27848038
Even better news for you guys:

You can have affection, warmth, and a partner, but you'll probably break up at some point. And then you get to know what it's like to be in love and see how it sharply contrasts with your current hopeless situation.
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>20
>khhv

>>27858160
same here
I thought back than that life will sort out on its own
well, I was wrong
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>>27847788
>>27847816
>>27847954
>>27847981
>>27848202
>>27848565
>>27848878
>>27852877
>>27854518
>>27858229
Dear fucking god people, you know what your problem is? It's definitely not the lack of sex it's your tendency to wallow in a freakish misery of your own doing and be happy with it.
I didn't have sex before I was 23 and it wasn't the bane of my life: I was never a full blown alpha, extrovert Chad yet I still had friends to hang out with, hobbies to explore, things to do, if you horny rub one out and be done with it.
Focus on doing a lot of things that make you happy instead of making one person ("tfw no gf") or one experience (losing your v-card) the sole deciding factor of your well-being and social status, it's unhealthy and bound to bring misery.
By any and all of your standards I'm now swimming in pussy but you know what? That too isn't that much of deal because it contributes to my overall happiness but is not its sole source. I'd be horribly fucking depressed if all I had in my life was the fact that I'm having sex regularly, how could anyone with a modicum of self-respect be content with that?
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>>27858528
hehe ill just be myself thanks :^)
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>>27848343
At least there's some older folks to not make me feel as bad. Almost 39 here.
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>>27858160
>turn 21 in 4 days
>thought long and hard about it and I still feel like I'm 16
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don't care about virginity

I care more about being a 23 year old who works fast food with no degree
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>turn 21 in October
>still a Kissless Huggless Virgin

i think i have had a chance at a girl once, but i didnt talk to her cause i dont know how. i wish i did, i hate myself every day because of this.
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>>27847788
>tfw I could never put as much effort as she does

why do I even try

kae,haech,vee
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>>27857971
can you elaborate please? what's this 3 days thing?
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>>27847788
>turn 19 soon
>suddenly not a virgin
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>>27858914
this image must be bait right?? there is no woman who is that retardedly unconscious right????
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>turn 80
>still a virgin
If i take out my teeth i laugh like a mad man!
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>>27858968
I wish it was, its taken directly from the youtube video and just subtitled in 9 picture format
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>>27855583
They weren't talking to us they were talking to Chads
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>>27847788
>turn 23 soon
>still a hugless, kissless virgin
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>>27858528
>bane of my life
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>>27858528

That's a great post. Fuck this board sometimes.
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>>27847788
are you sure that youre not gay?
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I lost my virginity at 19 even though I really wasn't expecting to

Haven't had sex since though.. and I still consider myself a virgin
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i don't want to share my story but acceptance and the resulting mania make life amusing at the very least
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>>27859578

Yeah. Robots need to be positive. That's the kind of guys girls want.
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>>27859637
NORMAN OUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

o-original
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>>27859673

Who else better to teach us about getting girls than a normie?
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>>27858657
Now that's a feel I know well

Feels fucking shit when normies younger than you are having kids and owning houses
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>>27859697

I'm not a normie

Some girl decided to come to my room one night because she's a slut and the other people I live with are faggier people than I am

It was awkward and neither of us enjoyed it, I didn't cum and it took us 2 hours to fuck for about a total of 5 minutes because we would just stop and sit there in the dark thinking of how fucking shit this situation is

I have no friends, only acquaintances who I say maybe 2 sentences to then ignore for the rest of the week and have "gone out" maybe 8 times in the last 4 years
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at least ur not eggman
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>>27858528
If you're so content with life....

WHY ARE YOU HERE, CHAD?
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>>27848357
I fucking died.

>ndhdhdbdhxhxhsbebgsgsjdifihdvshsjsjhsbshddhhdhdduxhbsshs
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>>27848357
there are no words which can do this post justice
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>>27857784
I can feel this feel bro, everything feels like a chore.
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>>27849698
wheelchair handicap is not bad if you focus on arm strength, most in wheelchairs do sports ect
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>>27847788
>>27847816
>>27847905
>>27848202
>>27848508
>>27848878
>I'm such a loser guys I haven't lost my virginity yet around the average age most men lose it lmao
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>>27860425
>negroes are more pure than white "women"

lel
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>>27860425
This graph is entirely made up
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>>27854120
you are like me

robobot blocked "like me" reply as not original
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>>27860425
>Africa
>20
yeah, that place were they believe that you can cure AIDS by raping a child, sure
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>>27860425
Actually, in brazil at least, it is very common to lose it between 14 and 16 now, and yet i am here at my 18
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