Hi I'm Anon and I live in Ontario, Canada.

I have literally no friends and want to kill myself.

>>27847447
OP Here

I used to live in Alaska and went through there once.

seems a lot more functional.

Hey, My name is Anon. I live in MA, USA.
I'm 5'7, horny all the time and want to kill myself.

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I'm anon and I live in Massachusetts.

I'm 4 days into an existential crisis and it's warped my mind.
>tfw wondering why I'm an internet racist if I know I act the exact opposite IRL
My years of /pol/ are dropping quick...

>>27847422
Hi I'm anon, mid twenties, mature student first year in a new field of science. I like playing vidya over Skype with my failed normie friend Chad who lives 1 minute away from me on campus. I also enjoy getting drunk and watching my little pony about once a week.

>>27847422
Howdy, I'm anon and I live in Texas.
I like propane and propane accessories.

>>27847527
OP here.
Dallas is fun. The World aquarium was great. Too many people in there though...

>>27847527
>howdy
Are you applejack anon?

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>>27847485
I'm >>27847495
And you're basically me atm. What part of MA are you from and why do you want to kill yourself?

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Hi i am anon and i come from.Poland.

I am nearly bald at the age of 23. I had no friends when i was young and now i just enjoy being alone irl.
I dropped out of HS and i am a poor neet.

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Hallo, I am Anon, I live in a big industrial area in Germany. I study BA/Econ, shitpost in /deutsch/ threads on /int/ and deal with a lot of mental issues.

>pic is me illegaly climbing on my unis roof

Hi I'm from England and I'm moving away from uni.
I used to like playing 'e-sports' games but now I'm just too sad to lmao. I have 3 friends 2 in americo and 1 in the uk.

>>27847602
Holy Shit Anon

What are the consequences for that?

>>27847422
Hi I'm anon and I live in a shitty town in northern England

I have literally no friends and want to kill myself.

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>>27847422
Hi, I live in Bahia, Brazil.

The blackest state of the blackest country in south america. We managed to fool the world with "capoeira", everybody thinks it's a deadly martial art, when in fact it's just a dance that some black dudes do by the beach so tourists give them money. KEK

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>>27847422
Hello, I'm anon and I live in KY for now.
I love vidya and trying to get through school to become a pilot and travel the world.

>>27847578
Boston. I'm just super horny and can't get a girl to make me cum. I'm a manlet but I think I'm attractive. I have social autism so I wouldn't know how to get laid in person. I've been trying online unsuccessfully.

Hello, I'm anon, from Minnesota. I'm 22. I pretend that I still go to college, but I don't actually. I spend my free time watching movies, and lifting weights. I drink expensive scotch at home alone.

>>27847713
Post a picture?

We're all friends here lets see how attractive you are.
It's the only way to know by letting your Robro's judge.

Name is anon and i'm in Texas.

Working full time currently and has a useless associate degree of science. Spend time mostly playing videogames right after work. Few online friends but arent that close. Poor to no social skill hence >tfw when no gf since forever. Nice to meet you androids.

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Hi I'm anon and fuck you

i'm anon and i live in glasgow, scotland

i have no friends and all i do is play games and shitpost on 4chan

>>27847762
N-NO BULLIES

>>27847747
Haha nah. I wouldn't post a pic of myself here. And you just said you're a /pol/ack so you wouldn't be too happy about setting me.

>>27847566
I live in the other big city on the coast. But Hank lives in between Dallas and Fort Worth.
>>27847572
Nope, just southern hospitality showin

>>27847713
I'm 5'7" as dude. I used to live in Malden but now I'm back around New Bedford so I kinda know how you feel. It's easier down here since all of the Portuguese and Hispanics are clustered around our height as well.

I'll give you a hint though: Don't go online. Women judge based on superficial factors and what not while going through profiles online and the ratio is horrible. In reality though, the Boston area has more women than men. Especially from 18 - 20. 250,000 students and 60% of them are women. You catch my drift? If I were you, I'd fight the social autism and start going to college clubs and bars.

Good luck, m8.

Hello, I'm anon from hungary and I'm a materialist machiavellian piece of shit

>>27847785
No I'm OP.

it's ok.

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>>27847422

Hi, I'm anon and I live in SC.

I like learning languages and I'm currently studying to be a translator / interpreter.
>fluent in: English, Slovene
>learning / plan to learn: Spanish, Russian

>>27847636
3 hours in the naughty box, after a talk about the dangers of being a cheeky scamp.

>>27847785
Dude, I dropped all my hates for the most part. I don't really care anymore. What race are you?

>>27847819

nigga what's slovene
I think you meant slovenian

>>27847819
Russian is a great language to learn.

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>>27847636
Why, getting thrown of the uni, of course.

Here is me on my apartement building.

I'm anon and I live in Indiana

I like my gf and don't like living in Indiana when I could live 45 minutes away in Chicago

>>27847602
Looks like my uni.
But there is no industrial area.

>>27847839
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>27847859
You have a nice jaw line Anon.

>>27847796
I'm going to college in a few months so I'll have have a bit more freedom to do that stuff. I can't meet girls now because I live with very religious parents.

>>27847813
I can't do it. There's a lot of /mischievous/ unstable robots here.

Hello robots.

My name is Anon,

I live in California.

I enjoy smoking weed and playing trading card games.

>>27847859
>That jaw
Chad go and stay go.

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>>27847859
Same building

I'm anon I'm from Kansas.
I have no future and just want to play vidiya and watch animu forever.

>>27847888
>I'm going to college in a few months so I'll have have a bit more freedom to do that stuff. I can't meet girls now because I live with very religious parents.
Gotcha. Good luck with everything, man.

>>27847842
nigga it can be said either way
>>27847847
yeah i'm hoping to start learning as soon as i feel comfortable with how much i've studied Spanish. any suggestions on how to approach the language?

>>27847859
I wish we could be friends :(

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>>27847841
Originally black

>>27847869
Wo studierste, Brudi?

>>27847928

ma jebem ti mater :DDDD

>>27847888
I understand.

There's a lot about me I'm scared to post on here because there are a lot of identifiable things about me and a lot of people know I use this board and I have to be careful.

>>27847928
For Russian it helps to be able to roll your tongue when pronouncing the words.

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Hello, I am Anon, I was born in and live in Fargo, North Dakota.

I really like Silent Hill 2, and the musician Tom Waits.

I'm in Virginia and I like black women and money. I'm moderately wealthy

>>27847422
Hey guys, I'm Ven and I am playing Dark Souls 3
I live in TX and am ugly as shit.

>>27847923
Thanks. You too.
Asgdgsjksk

>>27847951
last year I was in Fargo and I met the sassiest black woman there. She was terrifying when she got mad at the Ticket Lady at the train station.

>>27847939
>originally black
>originally
Do you have vitiligo?

>>27847941
Marburg, Bsc Biology

You?

>>27847950
I was reluctant ever since I started using 4Chan but what they did to Eggman was the last nail in the coffin. There's always gonna be people who recognize him as a shooter forever.

>>27847422
I'm dylan and I live in Paris

I like drinking and old B-series horror movies. Also I like blues and cooking

>>27847946

pojdi se solit

>>27847950
ah, thanks for the tip on that.

>>27847938
I have no real friends. You wouldnt like me.

>>27847911
I am a virgin and will probably be it for a long time.
I am everything but a Chad. Except, if 6f2i (185cm), weasel-/fit/ and glasses automatically make you a Chad.

I'm Anon, from Oregon.
I like riding my bike and recording nature sounds.

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>>27847982
I was bypassing the robot but I actually do :/

>>27847976
Yeah I know a few black people who cause a lot of trouble. Don't get me wrong, the vast majority are really cool, but I know a few who are very angry and crazy. In high school I knew one black kid, and he had to drop out because he went to prison for armed robbery at a gas station a few minutes from my house. Crazy stuff.

>>27847988
Bochum, B.sc. Management&Economics.

Knapp daneben.

Hi I'm anon and I'm from NJ. I'm transferring from my current college to another since it's closer to home but I just got waitlisted and since I didn't pay my housing deposit I can't stay at my current school so basically if I don't get in through the waitlist I'm fucked ;_;

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Hey, I'm anon and I live in Ontario, Canada.

I'm a kissless virgin who likes Donald Trump and prepares for the happening by going out practicing my shooting skills and hunting every other weekend.
I also live off of my large inheritance, without a need for a job at all.

I've reached a point in which I feel like finding myself oneitis online and doxxing her, then injecting myself into her life as if I didn't already know who she was or anything. I've got the money, so why not?

>>27847876
Why, thank you. One of the few things I like about my face.

>>27848025
What part?

>>27848042
Wow.

>>27848054
Are you okay Anon? What do you mean? Tell use about "her"

>>27848036
It's okay anon, you're turning white. You can speed up the process by rubbing yourself down with bleach and letting it dry.

>>27848020
>I am a Chad. 6f2i (185cm), weasel-/fit/ and glasses automatically make you a Chad

Fixed

>>27848088
Yeah, no thanks. I'm fine.

>>27848020
>I have no real friends. You wouldnt like me.

Why? Are filled up with hate and can't hide it?

>>27848078
>Tell use about "her"
I don't know who she is yet, I'm lurking to find her. When I do I'll travel to wherever she lives and see about casually get her.

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>>27848036
Oh wow, how much does it spread per year?
On the bright side of things, in a couple years you'll might have the twin benefits of affirmative action and white privilege. Add in a singing voice and learn to moonwalk too. You'll be pulling all the tail in dance clubs.

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>>27848118
Alrighty then goyim.

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>>27848125
Sorry. I need more coffee and whiskey I'm a little out of it.

But you're searching for love is what I'm getting at and then you want to kill her?

I think that's kind of romantic.

N-Not that I'm a emotional person or anything.

Sup guys I'm a NEET and I really like beer and playing videogames, but I am too poor to afford alcohol and I fantasize about living the rest of my life as a NEET supported by some random occurrence like the story I'm writing selling lots or an angel gf supporting me or in the really dark times a job falling out of the sky so I can drink myself into depression again

I'm a loveable chap desu

>ctrl+f "colorado"
>0 results
no one?
i'm a physics major and i have no idea what i want to do with that degree.

>>27848078
>What part?
The Portland part.

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I'm anon from california.

I posted my youtube channel on here a few days ago and got a few hundred views on my weird experimental videos I make for school. And most of you guys were really nice about it. Feels good man.

>>27848200
I'm down in Florence.

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>>27848122
Yes. Also depression and stuff. I got a shrink, so I am working on it.

>>27848090
Didnt you listen to me? I am a fucking virgin, not very attractive and also shitty with people.
Look at my face. Look at it! Is this the face a girl really wants?

>>27848146
Stop bullying. It's been spreading from that spot for like 4 years. I've noticed it only on my upper arm and maybe the top of my butt. I think I see it on my face sometimes but that might be paranoia.

Hi I'm Anon from Ontario
I don't plan to kill myself but I feel nothing anymore and I wouldn't mind not waking up one morning.

Life is flying by

im anon
from oregon
i like to make and listen to music
i also like film and other art
i dont like to work
i dont like to go to school
im typing w/ one hand cause i got spicy chip dust on other

i'm an anon in AZ
im an art major and hate myself for it

hello, I'm anon. I'm from the Southern USA and I'm constantly in physical pain and full of crippling anxiety. I feel like I'm constantly on the brink of heart failure and that I'm slowly suffocating, but I'm trying to enjoy my life.

>>27847422
im anon and i live in mexico
i have a terrible headache and mad stomach problems
kill me please

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>>27848181
That is a little romantic, I must agree. However I wouldn't harm her. My plan is to stalker and get her schedule down, and once I have that I'll see about finding the perfect time for us to meet. And bam, I'll get her to like me.

For the tracking down part: I can always hire a detective.

Hi I'm femanon.

I live in Singapore.

I'm a wage cuck and I obsess about my job too much and is often told that I shouldn't be too harsh on myself.

I've never taken a day of leave (even annual leave) since I started this job 2 years ago.

I'm running a fever today but I will still go to work and do my best.

>>27848236
Wasn't bullying bro. Just thought I'd make light of it. There's a girl at the local stop&shop with vitiligo all over her face. She has it bad. Does it ever stop growing?

>>27847723
You must tell or lie forrver about a time period. Trust me

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>>27848303
Girls love guys like you, they just never admit it.

>>27848315
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT

OUT

OUT OUT OOOOUUUUUUUTTTTT

NO GRILS ALLOWED
GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD

>>27848351
Hmmmn

OP didn't mention no girls allowed.

>>27848365
It's 4chan when were girls ever allowed here?!

THIS IS INDECENT

>>27848315
>femanon
>Singapore
I totally want to go to your apartment, bang you, and then finish on your glasses.

>>27848315
you sound like your womb is barren

>>27848295
What part anon, Southern US here too

>>27848397
louisiana, matta fact. at least the food is good..

>>27847656
hueheuheueh
fellow huezillian here
im a paulista
bolacha >>>> biscoito.
baianos need to stop eating all that farofa in the bus

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>>27848351
>Girls love guys like you
Do hope so.

>>27848396
Idk I think it's good that I have something to focus on.

Hello everyone. I live in California.

>tfw no bf

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOD DAMN WHY IS NOBODY FROM KANSAS EVERY FUCKING THREADS EVERY SINGLE POST IS FUCKING CALIFORNIA ONTARIO OREGON OR TEXAS WHY CANT I LIVE SOMEWHERE RELEVANT

hi i'm anon and I'm in TX

I wish I was born in my parents' home country instead of a 99% white town in CA

>>27848382
Girls were allowed just not allowed for special attention.

Why are you over reacting? This is a comfy thread let's stay comfy, my Friend.

Tell me about your life

>>27847422
Hey I'm anon and I'm from Texas
I like comics and videogames
I don't like living at home

>>27848487
Kansas is filled with alphas, they're all on /pol/. Tough luck anon.

Slav
I love to smoke cigs and drink
Will be dead in 20 years
Hope my dead brother is in heaven

>>27848487
Anon you're just as special and relevant like all of us. At least you don't live in Alaska...

>>27848513
W-Well I'm OP I made the Thread.

I'm used to girls getting shunned everyone on this website

I-It's scary ok...

>>27848522
dang man

rip

seriously though I don't want to lose my brother

Hello. My name is Anon and I live in Texas.

I like L4D2 and don't like not having Internet. I also don't like bullies like how >>27847422 doesn't like bullies.

>>27848529
Relax, OP.

You made this thread, you're literally the creator and God of this thread.

Nothing to be scared desu.

>>27848487
Lenexa here ree frog

>>27848529
At least Alaska is mystical and cool. Kansas is completely irrelevant and a laughing stock of a state

Hello, I am anon, and I live in New York
I have a nice home and family

>>27848335
I read up on it and it depends on the individual. For me I'd say it's growing at a slow pace but it's still maddening. I'd be okay if it stays in the areas that it is rn.

>>27848564
O-Okay just... Don't use your vagina magic in here ok..

>>27847894
What kinds of trading card games?

>>27848567
Shawnee. Nice to see another kansasfag for once.

>>27848591
I'm gonna go now anyways. Work

See you guys around.

Really comfy thread, made my morning

Hello im Anon, im from Buenos Aires

I broke with my GF because i couldn't get a job, i have a call center job.
I guess it could be worse.

>>27848568
It's really not I hate it here... I'm cut off from the rest of the world.

>>27848610
Have a good one Femanon

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>>27847422
My name is anon and I live in Columbus, Ohio.

I want to be a girl but am too afraid to do anything about it.

>>27847773

Same here fellow Scot

>>27848315
>Singapore
Can you wink?

>>27848465
They truly do Anon. I think we'd make great friends.

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>>27848617
hi jeb, how is life treating you?

Hmm, hello. I am a person from Prague and almost anything I do bores me, there's almost nothing that brings me excitement or joy anymore and thus my life feels like a chore, so I don't want to live anymore, but dying is too much of a hassle to deal with.

>>27848233
Shave that ugly beard and you are more attractive than I am.

And I had the possibility to lose my virginity to a 8-9/10 girl but I pulled her hands out of my pants because .... I don't even know

>>27848605
actually a Missourian, just live here for the moment

I'm anon from Denmark. I study web design at uni and love music. I used to frequent /mu/ but got tired of the circlejerk.

>>27847422
The name's Ymous. Anon Ymous.

London Film student currently working on my final film which is making me want to kill myself. Hopefully I get past the production problems soon.

Doesn't help that I'm going through a break up with a girl I'm pretty sure is to some degree Autistic (but hot) who does anything in the bedroom.

>>27848233
>Strong jaw
>Straight teeth
>Clean skin
>Skinny
>Complaining

Top lol

>>27848545
He was good but he did drugs
Hope my younger sister do better
After looking at this web site i really saw how fuked up people can be
Wish you guys the best

>>27848695
I haven't been to Missouri much. What city? How does it compare to here?

>>27848701
/ger/ here I love your country so much.
When I am a grown up boy I will move to denmark and enjoy the stormy weather and the sea. By jove I can smell it again.

howdy yall. i'm anon, i live in virginia usa and i play the banjo. 6'3 175 lbs and still a khv

>>27847422
Hello, I'm Chad and play by my own rules

>>27847447
Shootout I live in Scarborough and am white

Hey friends,

My name is Anon, and I live in North Carolina. I record music, have a fast metabolism, and play vidya games, and I hope we can get all along!

>>27847422
I am Anon III and reside in Pennsylvania.

I like heroin, like, a lot.

Hello, i am a 21 year old neet that lives in Norther Hesse germany, i get free money from the state and suffer from crippling agora phobia and a beginning schizophreania.

>>27848230
>Florence
That's awesome, I love the coast.Those dunes are great.

What's up anons I live in the great state of Wisconsin

I really like marijuana and beer and my best quality is the endless amount of relatively trivial knowledge I can store in my brain for some reason

>>27848782
Glad you enjoy. Where did you stay at? North-western jutland has some fantastic scenery and beaches.

>>27848872
Yeah I do enjoy it.

Jobs are scarce here though.

>>27848869
schizophrenia sounds scary

sending you good thoughts

>>27848756
Lees Summit
In my opinion Missouri is way better. Everything is cheaper and for some reason once you cross state line into Kansas everyone forgets how to drive (I cuss everyone on my drive home) When its time to buy land/house i'm headed back

I am anon and I live in New York City. Currently playing Diablo 3 by myself.

>>27848824
I'm guessing Port Union

>>27848877
Yes fucking best place I know of.

>Mfw everyone wants to waste their hollidays in some dusty, poor, economically broken down country with thousands of gay ass german tourists that swing their fat sweaty ass through the pictures you are trying to take
>I just want to go jogging in the rain, smelling the salt and feeling the dune grass between my toes
>I just want to lie comfy on the couch eating those horrible red saussages and pizza magarita while drinking cacao and watching how the storm is hitting on my windows

Can't wait until summer.

>>27849069
That sounds really comfy. Even though i live here i haven't been to the beach in years. Probably should soon.

OP Here

Just letting you all know I love you guys

n-no homo..

Hi, I'm Anon and I'm from Kentucky.

I lost my girlfriend and I'm sad about it, but I'm holding onto hope and trying to better myself. It's working!

>>27849168
That's funny because I would probably hate all of you irl.

>>27848615
>loneliness and working at a call center
i've been there
it's an horrible fucking feel

>>27849141
I'm 20 and visited denmark 16 times in my life. Last year I checked some prices for houses.

>Tfw 500k for some tiny ass 1 floor house in a 30.000 population "city" not even next to the sea

>>27849313
Yeah it's expensive as shit unfortunately

>>27849053
No idea where that is. I'm on Victoria park and Sheppard

>>27849206
Yeah, so would I.

Fuck you guys.

Hello.

Fuck You.

Goodbye.

Thread is Dead
RIP

>>27848207
was that the video your classmates called literally autistic? i liked it

Hi, i'm anon, and I live in Florida. I go to school for gamedev and have a nicotine problem.

Whenever someone asks me what my favorite movie is I tell them it's Reservoir Dogs, but I've never actually seen it.

>>27848233
>decent face
>strong jaw
>decent hair
>dubs

Fuck you, you are just a sad Chad.

>>27847422
Hello all! I'm Anon and I live in Ontario, Canada.

I'm mostly NEET but I got myself a part-time wagecuck job and am recovering from an illness that makes me unable to do activities without feeling dizzy and ill.

Hello /r9k/ I'm 31, have no friends or college degree and live in The D. M. H. system. I used to be suicidal, but I've out grown it. I'm trying to quit drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes and just started playing Starcraft II. I live in Massachusetts and I also play the guitar.

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Hello, my name's anon and I'm currently off my face on MDMA

>>27850797
Hello Anon.

how does it feel?

I'm a moralfag and I've never touched drugs.

>>27847527
>>27847749
>>27847958
>>27848501
>>27848516
>>27848557
pls be in WEST TEXAS

>>27851269
L4D2 Anon here. I'm in Central Texas.

Hey I'm anon from Indiana.

I guess I'm more of a cyborg than a robot but I still can relate with a lot of you.

Thanks for always being there for me when I needed it.

Hello, I'm anon and I'm a top notch performer of the virgin walk

>>27851263
Amazing, I feel incredibly happy, and get waves of euphoria through my body when i move or listen to music. The latter is only because I took a relatively high dose though.

Hi, I'm anon and I live in Quebec, Canada. It sucks.

I watch youtube videos all day long, sometimes the same ones, over and over again

I fantasize about shooting someone in the face, but I'll never do it because I don't care enough

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hiyooooooooooooooo

I'm Anon and I live in Arizona. I don't go outside though because I don't like this place. I like sleeping, cats, music, anime/manga and meditating. Also I am completely detached from reality and live in my head.

bye bye

Hey, I'm anon and I was born and raised in Central Florida.

I really like Pokemon and monitoring other people's lives. My ideas of government do not correspond to my habits.

>>27851496
Hey man I live in N Florida and go outdoors but really wouldn't offer to involve you because the Pokemon thing. Anyone willing to say they like Pokemon is way out of touch

Hey im (name).


You ever see the movie the graduate. Im basically him but chunky no charisma no degree and no bitches.

Hey I'm anon 31 and from Al, retired and like whiskey the outdoors and video games life is goos sometimes my meds keep me sane

>>27847422
I'm anon

I'm from Massachusetts

I'm a handsome University student who is brimming with self confidence and intelligence. I interviewed for a supervisor position at my surprisingly well paying part time job today. Wish me luck!

>>27851567
Nothing wrong with pokemon senpai old fag here I enjoy the games, was playing them before you were even alive

>>27851599
What part bama here too but 32? Retired as well

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Hello, I'm Anon and I live in BC

I like beer, cars and wanting to die in my sleep every night

>>27848435
Hey anon which part of LA? 318 here with similar mental issues

Hi, i'm Anon and I live in Texas (the part with less niggers).

I have an essay due very soon that I haven't even started on.

Someone please kill me.

>>27851684
with the number of guns there are in your state, you should be able to do that yourself

Hello, I'm anon, 21 years old from Mexico City, Shitxico.

I was never a social kid, but my childhood was good, no daddy/mommy issues and overall it was great.

I know I disappointed my parents and myself though. I used to be good in school (till my last year of middle school) and we're poor as fuck, so I was supposed to have a bright future and help stabilize our financial problems, but during my first year of High School I decided that getting pussy and cool friends was more important and stopped caring about my studies, not surprisingly I failed big time in both and couldn't recover at all. When everything came tumbling down I stopped going to school altogether.

I dropped off from my last year of high school and went NEET for 2 years, in that time, I've been hiding myself in the wonderful world of Japanese animation. I'm an avid fan and love my waifu, I'm a recurrent poster on the /a/, /co/, /sp/ and /r9k/ boards and nowadays my daily life is being on the computer 24/7. I also have a dog and along my mother are the reasons why I haven't killed myself yet.

Not so long ago I resumed my studies in a shitty ass saturday only classes and I'm expecting to "graduate" from HS the next year. I'm friendless and a virgin, the last friend I had was some guy I met in an anime chat (he didn't even liked that shit), but that friendship ended bad.

I wish I could enter the 2D realm and forget about this hell of a life. Nice to meet you.

>>27851901
This is pretty much my life. Except shit parents.

Hi, I'm anon.

I used to be a piece of shit, but now I have a job and attend a community college.
Unfortunately, at the end of the day when the sun goes away, I can still feel the void.
It's unsettling.
I had instant noodles for breakfast.

>>27848487
Kansas is one of my favorite bands if it's any consolation.

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I'm anon and I live in Virginia.

I saw a therapist for the first time today, and he doesn't want to fill me with meds.

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>>27852058
Retroactively attaching cute animal


>>27851975
The coming of evening also stirs a deep discomfort in me.

I think it's because we're alone.

>>27848315
what the fuck, you sound like my boss

what kind of job do you do?
singapore too

>>27851269
waco ye

Hi I'm anon and I'm from Virginia. It's alright here, still want to jump off a cliff though

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>>27848701
>>27848782
Good lads. Texan Daneboo here.


>>27852246
We don't appreciate our relative fortune, do we?

>>27847422
I'm anon and live in ghetto south florida.
I'm Mexican and like hood shit fine bitches and secretly autistically tehcnolo/g/y

>>27849608
Hey I'm at Finch Avenue East and Don Mills, very close

>>27847422
I'm Anon and I live in California. I'm a kv who's been NEET for 5 months since I quit my job. I want to kill myself.

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>>27847422
Hi everyanon, my name is Anon. I live in NY, NYC.

Every day I walk around in circles and dream about being somebody else.

>>27852469
what is kv bud

>>27847916
That looks so pretty and pristine, look at thouse coot lil housies.

>>27852385
Don't get shot

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Hi I'm anon and I live in Wellington New Zealand
I like Gundams and weebshit.

>>27851684
Start now and you can make it. Never give up anon.

Hi, I live in south Brazil and I wanna die.

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>>27847422
Hi I'm eu, I like anime posting

>>27848666
>Living in Prague
>Sad
Why Czech bro? It's such a beautiful city

>>27847862
>>27851367

My name is anon and I'm also from Indiana.

Something about me is that I once visited California in the winter, and ever since decided that I'm leaving the stupid cold winter because why would anyone ever want to live where it snows when you can live somewhere were it doesn't

>>27853147
California is utter shit though.

>>27853147
Idk I live in Alaska and it's fucking garbage in the winter. Not worth it.

(winter i mean)

>>27853182

You're not wrong. There's plenty of other options that don't suck

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>>27847422
hi i live in Copenhagen Denmark
this is me

>>27852516
Another nyc anon here... Wanna go out and drink?

>>27847859
date me

pls oirignal

>>27853212
this pleases OP.

Hi, im anon and i live in northern virginia

i think im getting addicted to nicotine

>>27853226
OP here

He's been gone for a while, Anon. Sorry.

I'm anon and I live in the middle of nowhere, northern nevada.

I feel it suits my dead, miserable personality well, but the weather can fucking suck sometimes though.

Currently playing eroge, drinking screwdrivers and contemplating whether to fight or embrace suicide.

>>27853283
STOP WHILE YOU CAN

Hello, I am anon and I live in Oklahoma.
I'm trying to do undergraduate research and I don't think I'm good enough.
Please kill me.

>>27847422
Hey, I'm anon from Washington. I'm currently living on the border of success and failure, I'm shy and have social anxiety. I like long walks on the beach, hiking, casual sports playing, and videogames. I don't like rollercoasters, large social gatherings, most of my family, and minorities.

>>27853377
OP here

Holy shit I cackled because you sound like me.

>>27851901
Anon from Mexico City too. All in all it's probably going to take me 8+ years to get my degree at UNAM. I feel like shit, I seriously don't ever remember feeling much worse than how I've felt this week.

Hi, I'm anon from Buttfuck Alabama. I like dorky shit like reading and videogames, and I just finished writing a book a few months ago. Having trouble finding a publishing agent though, kind of hard to find somebody that wants to read a book by a redneck southern boy

>>27853634
Whats your book about?

bIox

Hi I'm an asexual woman who wants a semi open hetero romantic relationship where I'm monogamous to a guy and he can fuck whoever he likes so long as it is not me. Why is this so hard to get?

>>27853526
I feel your pain, viejo.

I was on IPN, now I'm taking saturday classes in a Cetis.

>>27853737
Sounds unhealthy as fuck

>>27853737
You will never get anywhere like that.

>>27853813
Why? I'm the one who is compromising by broadening my pool of potential partners to include non asexuals.

>>27853714
I don't want to sound like I'm shilling, I talked a good bit about it the other day... But I'm still gonna talk about it.
Basically, it's in a world where these things called Hodach live alongside humans, just beyond the perception of most humans. Most don't really have opinions on humans while others are playful and others are just violent. They're simply just trying to survive as best they can like humans.
Anyway, it starts with Annika living at this inn with her mom, and when her friend Alver comes to visit after ten years, looking no older after all that time, it gets out that she can see the Hodach like him. After that, they set out to try to leave the country because people that can see the Hodach are treated like abominations. So the book is basically the two of them trying to help people being plagued by the Hodach under the guise of doctors while they try to find a way out.
I really hope somebody likes it enough. I know it has potential, I wouldn't have spent so long on it if I didn't think it was good

BREAKING NEWS ANON'S.

BRYAN SILVA HAS BEEN FUCKING RELEASED FROM JAIL MY GOD

>>27854063
Released, or escaped?

I'm anon and I'm from Maryland
I rap

>>27854085
Released and is going to be on Ankle Monitor until sentencing.

H-hola, I'm anon and I live in NYC.
I actually hate the city and want to die, but at least I have naked anime girls. A-and figurines, which AREN'T covered in cum..

>>27854133
Why are they not covered in Cum Anon?

That's what they're for.

...R-Right?

>>27854207
Dirtying me figures makes my autism hurt

>>27847422
Hey guys, I'm anon and I live in cucknadia.
I like anime and sleeping :3

>>27854207
I think that's what they're supposed to be for but I swear mine AREN'T, ha.. ha.. my Sakura Miku is innocent...

>>27854273
N-no

I'm anon I live in ohio love weed and computers and am a wage cuck I don't like most things in real life

>>27847422
Hello, I'm Anon and I live in New Jersey

I enjoy anime and I have no friends.

>>27847422
Hey yo how's it going my name's Anonymous
My rhymes and depression they're synonymous
But I keeps it free
You won't hear me reee
And I'm from S.D. Cityyy

>>27852130
I have family there. It seems like a shithole

Hi im anon, i live in san jose, costa rica
im very lonely, like vodka and wish i was somewhere else.

Hi I'm anon, and I live in Arizona right along the border, my passions include firearms collecting/shooting/repair and driving around enjoying the desert scenery

Hi, my name is anon and I live in Santa Maria, CA

There are no jobs here and I'm planning on moving to LA to find work.

Hi my name is Anon and I live in California

I am an incredibly bitter and chronically lonely person but lately I have actually managed to channel all that spite into something productive. I stick rifles in my mouth roughly once a year but finally saw a psychiatrist

>>27847894
D-do you play MtG?
>>27848473
are you a gril

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My name is Anon. I'm 21 years old still living with my parents in Brownsville, Texas. I haven't accomplished anything in my life and there's literally no hope for me.

I didn't have any friends in Highschool and I barely passed my classes with C's. Ever since graduation I've been lurking in 4chan rotting away in my room on my shit stained chair.

Please kill me

>>27855685
Build that damn wall

OP is a gril

My name is Manon, I'm turning 21 soon and I'm a NEET.
I do gross stuff on a daily basis, I've just recently tried fucking my food before eating.

I'm fairly certain I'm going to keep fucking my own food.

Hi I'm anon and I live in Colorado. I let my life be dictated by my overwhelming fear of rejection.

hi im anon and i also live in oregon
i dont know who or what i am
i like to draw