>Mom freed my rape dwarf
>>27846245
>tfw you forget to feed your rape dwarf and find it dead with dried feces around its mouth which it attempted to eat out of desperation
>>27846245
>tfw your rape dwarf bites your dick out of defiance and you have to beat it with a soap bar in a sock
>>27846594
>beat it with a soap bar in a sock
Listen up, I don't care how strong your rape dwarf is. 3 times the strength of a human, 5 times the strength of a human, I don't care. Give me some fucking soap bars and a sock and that rape dwarf is going down. I can take down the biggest of guys and the strongest of rape dwarfs with some soap bars and a sock.
>>27846647
You really have to instill discipline in your rape dwarf or it WILL become rebellious and it will try to organize an uprising if you have multiple rape dwarfs
>>27846245
JUST
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S
D
>>27846312
I leave whey isolate protein, cheerios and a water cooler in my rape dwarf's living quarters and replace it every 3 weeks.
>tfw mom found your decapitated masturbatory foot
This is a great thread holy shit
>find a worn spoon in my rape dwarf's basement
>discover that its been chiseling at the wall
>only didn't escape because it hit the pipes and couldn't dig further
i need to be careful in future
>tfw dad spilled the beans about the ork dungeon
You literally had one job dad.
>mom found the flamingo nest
>>27847649
>>27847999
>>27848062
This thread is about rape dwarfs
isn't it nice, sugar and spice
luring disco dollies to a life of blox
>rape dwarf invaded the chicken box
>wake up
>rape dwarf disappeared
NOT LIKE THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27848229
Unlike you privileged NEEts I can't afford a rape dwarf so I have to compromise
>accidentaly leave laptop with rape dwarf
>next day he looks like this
Does anyone know a good place to get a new rape dwarf. My current one was gifted to me by my uncle. Unfortunately he's been looking quite sick the last couple days, and I'm afraid he might die soon. I'd ask my uncle to get me another but I don't have his phone number/email.
Stupid rape dwarf though he could swim out through the toilet and drowned. Had to cement that shit up and now the next rape dwarf gets a bucket. I tried to be nice and look what happened
Guys, rape dwarves aren't real!
I'm a girl btw, teehee
>give my rape dwarf his first clothes
>mfw he ate the clothes
>>27848368
>girls ARE the rape dwarves
>tfw I can hear the rape dwarfs quiet sobbing despite soundproofing
I think it's been eating the walls again
>Can't afford a rape dwarf
>hed to settle for the sexual harassment goblin
>tfw he keeps saying that I have a small penis and slapping me on the ass
>sister teaches rape dwarf to speak
>his begs for mercy are now complete sentences
>>27848229
>keeping your rape dwarf anywhere but the ork dungeon
It's like you want it to escape.
>>27848448
Train it well in the sexual arts and you can sell it on at a premium. Consider it an investment.
>dog gets into rape dwarfs cage
>Rape dwarf finds sticks
>plays menacing beats as if he were drumming the floor when I try to rape him
>get spooked when I want to rape him now
>rape dwarf pavolved me
Anyone been to the rape dwarf fighting pits lately? I have my rape dwarf benching 850 currently but I've heard most of the trainers there have them on elven steroids
>rape dwarf got out a couple months ago
>luckily animal control wrangled it up and I was able to claim it at the pound
>wake up this morning to the sound of metallurgy and traditional throat singing
>Rape dwarf had a little of 3 dozen
For fuck's sake I knew I should have gotten the thing fixed.
Anyone want to buy a rape dwarf?
Why do so many of you have male rape dwarves?
It's worth saving up to buy a female one you know. Has two holes to have fun with, way less hairy, eats less so you save money in the long run anyway.
Also weaker and much easier to beat during training.
>>27848543
You must have a very sick or weak rape dwarf if YOU'RE the one doing the raping...
>>27848577
why would anyone buy a broken rape dwarf
>>27846647
i want you to know that i laughed at this
>>27848577
Bro just use the dwarflings like onaholes and throw them in the garbage after
It'll teach your main rape dwarf a lesson, too.
>>27848342
>not making your dwarf hold in its poopies and pee in for you to watch and masturbate too
>giving anything more than a McDonald's drink cup to shit and piss in in the first place
fucking normies
>>27848609
I'm not selling the broken one, I'm selling it's 36 progeny.
>>27848626
I'm scared they'll lash out if I do that. They've already formed a union. I've only been able to sell half of now by telling them they're going on a quest to obtain rare ore and gemstones, and that the crates I've been shipping them out on are traditional humankin boats.
How do you guys punish your rape dwarves for escaping?
I usually tie mine to a tree and throw bang snaps at it for an hour.
>>27848718
i have consensual missionary sex with it. it really works
>>27848718
>I usually tie mine to a tree and throw bang snaps at it for an hour.
For what it's worth it probably hates having to touch a tree for an hour more than those pathetic human explosives.
Throw goblin powderkegs at it or nothing at all.
>>27848667
Who gives a shit? They're just rape dwarves. Just yank one out of the cage at a time with no explanation, put a sandwich bag over it, and fuck it casually until you blow. It'll probably have suffocated by then, so just put its corpse entirely in the ziplock bag, squeeze the air out, seal, and toss in the trash.
>that time when the neighbor finds all of your dead and bagged rape dwarves and acts weird around you now
Fucking normie piece of shit
Who here /dwarfbreeder/?
Me and some friends of mine bought some farm land a couple years back to breed full time. We ship out hundreds every month and have thousands in training. An average dwarf makes us $400.
Tell me r9k, why aren't you rape dwarf breeding?
>>27846245
I personally tie my rape dwarf inside the bathroom and use it as a tongue bidet after I take a shit
>>27848821
>ziplock bag
What kind of hack-job sorcerer bootleg rape dwarfs do you have if they're that small for more than an evening?
Mine were all full-sized by the time I woke up and I KNOW that fucker Frusdolf was alone when I went to bed.
>>27848831
Are you interested in taking some 20 rape dwarfs off my hand? You can have them free if you pay the shipping. I'm worried about waking up to find a stronghold carved out of the earth in my basement.
>>27848718
I just beat them with a sack of oranges until my arms get tired, though my current one is kind of used to it.
Called me a "dirty human" yesterday. Probably going to put in a pillow sack tonight and use it to beat my other rape dwarf. Other rape dwarf didn't do anything, but needs to learn that it'll get beaten when I want it to be beaten, you know? Give those shits an inch, they take an entire continent, you know?
>>27848831
There is a market for rape halflings as well, and it's much more enjoyable on your end
>>27848879
I order the One Piece models that can fit between two pieces of bread.
They're pricey, but way more fun. They are still strong af though, so you can't let your cat eat them unless you break all of their limbs first.
Also, sex kills these sorts of dwarfs, almost always after the first time, so you gotta order them in bulk and make sure they don't start working together, etc.
They're for high-level rape dwarf enthusiasts only; if you don't have any you're probably just a basic hobbyist.
>>27846245
NIGGLY WIGGLY FOUND HIS SHIBBLE DIBBLE.
>>27848945
They just don't do it for me. Halflings look like they have fetal alcohol syndrome. I'll stick with the Rape Dwarves.
>>27848831
What type of breeds of rape dwarfs you specialize in?
I'm looking for a couple of devitos.
>washing my rape dwarf
>slips away and gets in neighbor's yard
>rapes neighbor's dog
>whole neighborhood is watching my rebellious rape dwarf fuck a dog
>embarrassed as hell, go get rape dwarf and beat the shit out of him, no food for a week
I don't know if I disciplined him hard enough, but I'm kind of losing hope with him. I'm thinking of putting him down.
Eh, I'll throw some diseased rats in there later when he's asleep and leave it up to fate
>completely misunderstood the concept of a rape dwarf
>have been training my dwarf to rape people for the last five months
>fed it a steady diet of red meat and bull testosterone
>its only source of stimulation was a playlist of violent pornography
>come home last night to find he's bent open the bars of his cage and fled captivity
>no idea where rape dwarf is
my baby boy is going to be on the news
What breeds would you recommend?
>>27849117
Dreugr rape dwarves are pretty savage but if you want assertive but gentle you need a topside one.
>>27849117
Glacier Rape Dwarves and Rape Duegar have very cold moist skin so they are all naturally lubricated.
>rape dwarf misbehaves
>throw him in the rape hole with other rape dwarfs trained to rape rape dwarfs
>the rape dwarfs started eating him
>decide rape dwarf has had enough
>pull him up
>rape dwarf says "t-thank you"
>throw him in the bee cage
when will they learn
>>27849233
Haven't you heard? Dwarfs never learn.
>2016
>STILL owning a rape dwarf
lmao you poor people kill me, can you not afford rape dragons?
>mfw
>>27849277
Rape dwarves are a time tested form of art and enjoyment. Dragons are still a recent, and fairly unstable advent. The only reason anyone would want a rape dragon is if they were cock hungry enough to want to shove a dragon pecker up their succulent faggot ass.
>Gay faggot
Redpill me on rape dwarves. Is it true that they are a Jewish plot?
>>27849117
Filipino Cave rape dwarves or Devito rape dwarves in my experience.
>>27849277
dragons are only owned by top world leaders and politicians and haven't been seen by the public, no fucking way you own one. Dwarfs are top tier, it's goblinfags we should be making fun of
>>27849360
>taking your rape dwarf or rape dragon's dick
I think you misunderstand the point.
>>27849369
Ignore the conspiracy theorists, the only thing Jewish about rape dwarves are their noses.
>pic related
I bought the one on the left for about 30 bucks, btw.
>>27849369
Obviously. What isn't? Between Chad, the jews, the blacks, women, Asians, the Patriarchy, and the fluoride in the water, it's a surprise that /everyone/ isn't a lately bisexual virgin with a fart fetish. And a rape dwarf.
>>27849117
Never forget the first rule: ANY dwarf can become a rape dwarf with proper training.
It's honestly best to get a dwarf that doesn't speak your native language since it makes it easier to dehumanize them.
this is a really good thread
every thread should be this quality
>>27849422
>he isn't related to the Rothschilds
Rape dragons truly are the future. I agree, though, goblinfags should be ashamed of themselves.
>2016
>not removing the limbs, eyes, teeth, and tongue of your rape dwarf to be extra extra careful
I swear, it's like you haven't even advanced beyond practice gnomes
thoughts on rape gremlins? should i give them a shot or stick to dwarves?
>>27849649
>gremlins
You can't even get them wet or you'll get an infestation of the damn things let along what happens if they manage to get some food
>chad roommate finds my rape dwarf in the burlap sack under my bed
>impressed that I've managed to keep it in such good shape despite keeping it hidden for most of the day
>got invited to a rape dwarf race
If my little fuckhole wins, will I finally make it?
>>27849708
Typical hobbyist confusion. Gremlins are the creature post food treatment. They're already essentially rape goblins. If you want to go wit rape mogwai, fine, but still don't take the gateway drug into the goblinfag shithole.
>>27849731
I put my rape dwarf into competitions too.
I dug a fighting pit in my grandmas backyard where me and other owners will place bets on each others rape dwarves.
They fight with miniature modified weedwhackers.
>mom's a elf rights activist
>let my pleasure elf go
I need to get another one.
>>27849932
>pleasure elves
Trash tier plebian nonsense.
>>27849731
If you've kept him there for a long time, he's probably very socially awkward and will sperg out in front of the other dwarfs when it comes time to race. Enroll him in private social skills lessons, they're illegal in most places but for some extra money it's not hard to find someone willing. Godspeed anon, I hope you and your dwarf make it
>>27849967
>he doesn't find pleasure in filling a large chested, fertile elf with his seed
No wonder you're a beta.
>>27849573
You dont need to remove all of that stuff idiot, if you know anything about dwarf discipline youll be fine you fucking retard.
>>27850051
worse than dwarves/10
come back when these "pleasure elves" have beards
>rape dwarf is pregnant
>>27850121
>not regularly kicking it in the stomach as a contingency plan
>buy 20 rape dvarwes because I have a huge dick and have to let their assholes heal after I tear them up
>they start making fires in my basement and whispering shit to each other
>weird carvings on the wall and they start disassembling my old bike
>mfw yesterday I found them making swords out of my bike in their heat furnance
>mfw those fuckers started building underground labirinth and whenever I come down to basement for my daily rape they hiss at me and crawl into their holes waving their bike swords at me
>mfw woke up with my anus bleeding and my house stripped clean of anything metal
>found my basement sealed with rock
>sometimes I wake up with my anus ravaged
>been going on for months now
>finally understand why they're called rape dwarves
>>27850051
>pleasure elves
>breeding them
>not keeping them bound and exclusively raping their mouths and using their ears as handles
I have a small scale war going on now between my army of rape dwarfs and the neighbors trash tier goblins. Any solutions?
>inb4 just let your dwarfs kill the goblins
I don't want them to get the blood lust
>>27850121
See:
>>27848577
You have about 60 days to deal with it total. If you only noticed because of the physical signs, bump that down to 20.
>>27849932
>>27850051
Thread ruined, thanks faggot.
>>27849979
Thank you, anon. It's happening fairly soon, but I'll do my best to make sure it shows up in proper form.
>>27850151
That's what you get for not throwing them in cages, Christ how new are you?
Revolts are the first thing they warn you about when you buy in bulk.
>>27850151
Like I said before, disciplining your rape dwarf is ESSENTIAL.
Discipline methods I'd recommend to you is piss waterboarding, hot sauce enema or the washing machine scorpion technique.
>>27850190
Fighting is actually healthy for dwarves I would let them go at it for a bit but keep them in line by fucking them regularly, and the blood lust should go away.
>>27850196
Don't mind the elffags, elves don't even exist.
>>27850190
Once you stop raping them they start making culture and wage wars. My last rape dwarves split into two rivaling factions. Ones were puritans and said assholes were only for shitting. Others stole my PC and wrote fanfics about anal vore.
Careful or they'll build catapults out of your kitchen equipment
>>>27849190
Fag cant control his dwarves
bloxor
>>27850257
>fighting is actually healthy for dwarves
Not as healthy as raping
>>27850288
They did way more than that. I bought one from some chink, and he got out and into my guns. He manufactured my nambu into artillery equipment and held me at gunpoint while he escaped. He's currently in an extensive tunnel network waging guerrilla war on the goblins. I removed the rest of their hands after this, but I need to make an example of the chink one. Anyone into dwarf trapping that can help me?
>>27850473
I might be able to handle the case. Any particularly noticeable characteristics of this one? Injuries? Food preferences?
>>27850532
He stole several packages of dried noodles from my pantry, and last time I saw him he was missing his right eye.
>>27850627
Store food in a small garden. If you son't have one, a shed with potted plants will do. He'll stay out of that food supply. Keep food with dwarf poison in it inside your pantry, and avoid that general area. I'm a bit busy so I can't oversee the case personally, but I wish you the best of luck.
>rape dwarf got his hands on my existentialist literature again
>mfw my rape dwarf escaped, hid in the garbage, and bit my little sister's face when she went to throw away her juice box
She still has really bad scars bros
I'm so fucking glad this thread became rape dwarf exlusive instead of the poop bike bullshit that OP intended
this is the greatest thread in months
Anyone else have interesting escape stories about their rape dwarfs?
>>27850786
>rape dwarf escapes
>cant survive on his own in the wild
>comes back home because being fucked mercilessly is all he knows
Hows it feel to know that you raised a shitty dwarf?
>Friend's parents are liberal scum
>Go over to his house for dinner
>His mom says Anon, this is "Timmy", he's [friend]'s new brother
>It's a fucking dwarf
>He was being kept in slavery by some very cruel people who would hurt him. We rescued him and gave him a home. Y-you think slavery is wrong, right?
>I look her dead in the eyes and say: he's a fucking rape dwarf.
>A-anon please, we don't say those words...
>Rape dwarf's face starts twitching, he looks like he's about to cry
>Friend's stupid hippy parents start begging me not to call the cops
>Call them right there at the dinner table
>Yes hello I'd like to report a violation of the Midget Enslavement Act of 2013 I say as both parents start crying, friend is begging me not to send them to jail
>His dad picks up "Timmy" and runs out the front door, gets tazed by the cops
>Both parents get double-digit prison sentences and the dwarf is remanded into my custody as a reward
>It doesn't have a name any more and I blast it with the power washer whenever it displeases me
>Rape dwarf has quickly re-learned its rightful role
>You can take the dwarf out of the basement but you can't take the basement out of the dwarf
>>27851135
based anon
those cucks got what they deserved
Rape dwarfs are still illegal in my shithole country. Any international dealers here that can help me out?
>>27851219
You might be able to get your hands on one "legally" if you register it as a dependent.
>>27851219
>tfw justin trudeau banned rape dwarves in canada because of """human""" rights issues
>>27851135
Good stuff, I hate rape dwarf abolitionists.
>tfw rape dwarf tried to stab me with a knife it made out of toe nails
Little fucker doesnt know how bad life could be
Is anyone else kind of falling for their rape dwarf?
Every time I look in it's beady little, unknowing eyes these days I just can't bring myself to bring the hot brand down against it's grainy, earthen skin.
I've started trying to make sure it enjoys the sex too... but the problem is it seems like it hates it more than what we did before.
How can I love and hurt my rape dwarf at the same time?
>>27851348
Anon this serious. Check for knee-height fake walls in your house right now, there's either a cleric in your house or you are the biggest degenerate I've ever seen
>>27851348
The only language rape dwarves understand is being fucked in their hairy pink butts.
>Go down to basement for hourly dwarf rape
>Rape dwarf is happy to see me
PLEASE HELP. WHAT DO I DO. IM NEW TO RAISING THEM I THOUGHT I WAS DOING WELL
My rape dwarves think they're clever by disguising their fighting moves as a dance. Looks like they're going to get the old fashioned soap bar in a sock.
>>27851492
Crush its knees with a brick in a sack, made of its mother of course.
>>27850151
>giving rape dwarves heat
I hog tie mine and throw him in the empty basement freezer, that way he wastes any spare energy shivering to stay warm
>inb4 endless rape dwarf threads after this
>>27851993
I hope this is a one-off or maybe a week-long thing.
It's been pretty classy and is generally too edgy to catch on in TOO many places. But yeah, more than like 7 threads and it'll be completely dead.
>>27852046
>/r/4chan tomorrow
>/r9k/ and /b/ all month
>>27852114
God I hope not.
At the very least, I'd love to see some illustrations, maybe in a parody of this style.
>tfw you bust the first nut into a freshly purchased virgin rape dwarf's pussy
>tfw you finally chuck your rape dwarf in the trash and go to bed knowing you get to go to the store and get a new one tomorrow
Makes me get up in the morning t b h
>>27848340
Go down a mineshaft to their natural habitat and stuff one in a sack is the best method but good luck taming it without getting scratched up by it's little rapedwarf claws.
>>27852293
>throwing out a rape dwarf after one use
God, you're such a casual user. What's even the point if you break them first?
But, more alarmingly
>throwing out a rape dwarf
>not incinerating them
They qualify as an invasive species, and can chew their way out of plastic bags, you know. All it takes is two of them finding eachother and a hill that's at least 4 feet tall and 10 feet in diameter and BOOM, you have a mountainholme deforesting everything around for kilometers and waging war on any nearby elf settlements.
Do you really want that shit to happen?
>>27850121
Drown it in a bucket of water, sometimes you just gotta cut your losses.
>>27852457
Uh, they're dead when I throw them out?
I'm not some poorfag that can't afford the occasional new rape dwarf. A shame you'll never know the joy of fucking a dwarf until it literally dies in your grip, then getting a new one.
It's not like I don't get my use out of them anyway, I just relish the beginning and end of my rape dwarves.
You're the casual here, anon.
>only has one rape dwarf
You probably don't even beat your dwarf regularly
Anyone else like cucking their rape dwarves? I like to get a female and male, and let them hang out in the steel cage for a week or two. After I know they've been intimate (you know how fucking dwarf on dwarf smells afterward), I let the female dwarf out of the cage, and start treating her really well. Giving her real food sometimes, stroking her hair, watching anime with her, etc.
I make sure the male can see, and it gets really upset at first, you can tell, but it tries to hide it. Once I know the dwarf is really upset (it'll start clenching the bars and breathing so hard, and tears well up in its eyes) I start stroking the dwarf pussy, feeling her up, and finally just pin her and fuck her in front of the male.
This usually results in the male becoming aroused and upset, rattling the cage bars and making angry noises while crying, as I plunder his beloved's butthole and cunt. the female dwarf usually starts moaning (which if you haven't pleased any of your dwarves, it sounds like a cow crossed with a trumpet) and when it gets off and I blow my load in it, I pick her up by the waist and stuff her ass against the cage for the male dwarf to suck my cum out of her asshole.
thinking about starting a dwarfcuck fetish porn website to support myself instead of wagecucking.
>mommy keeps asking about the noises coming from where your rape dwarf dungeon is
>tell her its rats
>convince we should get a cat
>feed cat to dwarves
That'll keep the fuckers quiet for a week
>>27852528
>raping a rape dwarf
You must be an Amazon.
>people talking about "Rape dwarf pussy" or calling their rape dwarfs "her"
I get it, it feels a little weird for heterosexual guys but there's absolutely nothing gay about fucking your rape dwarf, let alone making up fake stories about "female" ones.
Sure, it takes getting used to the feeling of their rippling muscles, squat frames, hairy bodies and big beards... the way they call you "master" in their deep gravelly voices, their square little eyes and ashy skin... broad, strong little hands- But they're totally not gay and "Female" rape dwarfs are a myth.
Go ahead, post proof. And not some gross anime mock up.
>>27852977
>he thinks they're myths just because they cost more
Your dwarf dealer fucking sucks man. He's telling you that bullshit cause he can't get a hold of PDP (prime dwarf pussy).
Blowing it in a rape dwaf's cunt is one of the finest pleasures a gentleman can enjoy.
>>27852977
Here's my nice little rape dwarf I picked up for 60 bucks from a purebred breeder.
>>27852977
heavenly dubs of truth
>>27852977
You're now thinking of a burly short full beared drunk rape dwarf penetrating your boipucci with his surprisingly massive beardcock as you beg him to stop and scream no. The worst part is that you know that there is a line of 12 others.
>>27853038
>no beard
>smooth soft, hairless skin
I think that's just a short human, anon.
What do I do guys?
I put a mobile dvd player in their living quarters with a copy of the dark knight rises to occupy them when I'm not raping their boypussies and one of my rape dwarves crafted a crudely made Bane mask and started being uppity saying stuff like "Do you feel in charge?".
>>27853251
Your own fault for giving entertainment to your dwarves. Dwarves should be given only food and water. Let them look forward to the beatings because it's the only interaction they get.
>my rape dwarf got feisty a few weeks ago
>I stopped feeding it every single day to show it discipline
>now only gets 1 meal every 7 days
>while it's starving these weeks, I cum in a bottle 2-3 times everyday
>by the end of this month it will be full
>i'll give it to the rape dwarf and watch as it drinks all my cum, down to the last drop
>thus will end the lesson of discipline
>feisty and hesitant she will be no more
>>27853251
follow this discipline routine >>27853361
it worked on my rape dwarf too
What's /r9k/'s take on sodomy gnomes? More of a novelty item or what?
>>27852114
you're about 2 hours late anon
/r/4chan/comments/4eolt6/anons_mom_freed_his_rape_dwarf/
>>27853639
I FUCKING GAVE BIRTH TO A MEME
How can I prove I started this thread? I'd like to save it and look back on it.
>>27853738
Send rape dwarf pics
>>27848861
I only do this on special occasion while there are guesses at my place.
>>27853738
>wanting credit
not sure an anonymous image board with a burning hatred for those who chose not to be anonymous is right for you
>>27853784
I'm not talking about everyone knowing I did it, I just want proof for myself.
I still want to be anonymous, I'm just shitting myself right now.
>>27853522
Gotta be careful of the sodomy gnomes. Bought some Chinese ones for dirt cheep with my neet bucks. Fuckers manufactured a sex robot out of some paper clips, fecal matter, and empty beer cans to make a sex robot and used it to impregnate my neighbors dog. Now I got them bitching me out because they cant keep their damn mutt on a leash and some other shit about ethical treatment of sub races. fucking normies
>>27853834
>>27853738
Stop trying to take credit for a meme I started, faggot
>dad found the dick gun
>mfw My half-brother's old dog's flea takes a micro shit in my mexican-diaper-leg statue.
>>27853909
My shitposting reached my prime today, I'm so proud of my art being bigger than myself.
>>27853938
>>27853939
This is a rape dwarf thread, please get out unless you can share advice.
>>27853993
rape dwarfs are for fuckin' fags
>>27846245
when did this "rape dwarf" meme start? first time seeing it today. shocked it hasn't been thought of before
>>27854037
It's been around for about 2 years now first time seeing it in a while
What is your rape dwarf setup like?
I bought one of those portable storage bins and stacked kennels on top of each other as living space.
Newfag here. I'm a filthy casual that only has an elf at the moment, but my first rape dwarf should be arriving some time this week. What do I need to know about it that won't be in the instruction manual?
>>27853738
Just bask in your quiet contribution to the world of shitposting art anon
>>27854246
I will, it's just a surreal feeling that the wojak creator must of felt.
>>27846245
>tfw taught my rape dwarf how to dance
>it won't rape anymore now all it wants to do is dance
what the fuck do I do now? You think I can get a refund at the Rape store?
What do you do if your rape dwarf turns you into a kobold? I can't fight her because I'm her size now.
>>27854929
Find a dragon and become it's flunky.
Rape dragons prey on rape dwarfs, but you'll need to find an earth-boring one for best results.
![1450912217116[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ivYkyxf.jpg "1450912217116[1].jpg")
>/r9k/ is still stuck on rape dwarves
>Hasn't moved up to the superior lust imps
You're all fuckin' embarassing
>>27855472
>lust imps
>wanting to get your life shortened by ten years
this is why rape dwarves are and will always be the best choice. They are virtually harmless to your health
>>27846245
>>27846312
>>27846594
>>27846647
>>27847023
>>27847381
>>27847993
Samefag
This is not a duplicate post.
>>27855983
You're a gay faggot tbqhwy
>>27853738
Fuck off redditor cuck
I started it but I'm not gonna go around attention whoring like a tripfag
My Dwarf escaped and has started shitposting on /v/. What do I do?
>>27850066
>he's never put his dick into a dwarf's empty eye socket
wew lads wew
>>27846245
>tfw my wife's son freed my male rape dwarf, and he broke into the female rape dwarf enclosure and raped her.
>tfw i had to rape the male rape dwarf in front of the female raper dwarf to resecure my dominance
