You wake up one day to find that incest has been legalized worldwide.
What do?
Probably nothing since none of my hot relatives would fuck me so yeah
>>27844992
Nothing because my sister still won't bone me
>tfw no sister
I guess I could raise a daughter for 17 years and bone her
>>27844992
Ask my Onii-chan out, obviously
adopt
and wait
>>27845031
>>27845050
What a dumb question.
Do you actually think it being illegall dissuades anyone?
Anyone who doesnt do it, is not interested
>>27844992
Probably nothing. My younger Chad brother would likely get to fuck our mom (if they haven't already)
>>27845251
Is your mom hot?
Why would Chad want that used up old cunt over the younger prime version?
Unless you are disgusting
>>27844992
Nothing
Not interested in sex, never have been
I'm entirely content with masturbation.
>>27844992
Guess I would go right out and fuck my sisters even though I don't find them sexually attractive. Those darn laws have been holding me back for so long.
Goddam this meme needs to die.
>>27845303
He's taller, confident and muscular than I am, plus i've seen them flirt with each other
Make love to 2 of my cousins as much as I want. I already did the secks with each of them once. One was 10 when I was 15 and the other was 20 when I was 17.
>>27845579
Oh I thought you were a sister hahaha
>>27844992
>You wake up one day to find that incest has been legalized worldwide.
>What do?
Nothing. My family is all dead.
>>27844992
Nothing, sister and female cousin are already used goods.
>>27844992
Immediately start walking around home naked and planning the next family orgy along with daily dick pics to mom
Because the law is the only reason none of this isn't hapoening already duh!!!
>>27844992
Watch as my family hook up with one another while I still remain a virgin
Nothing because most people have been conditioned since birth to find the notion of sex with family members disgusting.
Also, I'd still be a fat ugly loser.
>>27844992
Nothing. Incest is degenerate.
I didn't want to go out and marry a dude just because fag marriage became legal.
>>27845031
Pretty much this desu.
I doubt my sister is suddenly going to throw herself on my dick, because something she would never do in the 1st place is lega.
Necrophilia desu:(
>>27846010
Lol that's so sad, the one place that's supposed to love you unconditionally now ostrisizes you based on superficial looks and sexual desire
>although that would probably be happening.
>>27845050
>>27846122
really? because I think my younger brother is gorgeous and I wouldn't mind having sex with him. he's only 19 and yet looks like he could get any girl...
then again, I find my older brother repulsive so...
>>27846425
So why don't you?
Men are easy in sure it wouldn't take much.
You have to understand that guys are stupid and even though you want him to make the first move he won't because, well he is your brother and you are off limits.
This is one of the rare occasions where the girl needs to move first because the guy NEVER WILL I don't care how alpha he is he will never risk making a move on his sister (sauce: I have a sister)
So the only only only way is for you to basically tell him you are down for a bone session. An it can't be subtle because he will rationalize it away as his own perverted fantasy.
So go get some brother dick and make his year
>>27846425
why would you want to fuck your brother? are you gay?
>>27846425
Fuck off you fat homo, don't ever respond to me again
Look up some incest porn
Or go to /pol/ to shitpost about it and lol at their rage.
Does not directly effect me other then the porn thing.
I'd start trying to spend a lot of time with my cousin's daughter.
she's ultra-white suburb tier sheltered. It's horrible, but there'd be a little thrill factor with trying to get her into severely kinky shit
Avoid my overly-touchy, likes-to-make-me-uncomfortable, aunt.
>>27846604
>>27846607
how does wanting my brother make me gay? Oh wait 'there are no girls on r9k' apparently -.-
>>27846574
yeah well it's just a fantasy of mine as well, and even if incest was legal i'm sure he wouldn't want me anyway
>legalized worldwide
I get spooked about there being a new world order.
>>27844992
nothing. incest is disgusting
>>27846906
You'd probably be surprised how ugly are you?
And even if you are ugly how's your body? Fat?
If you are in any way attractive or even average you could guck your brother easy I promise
Be has probably blown loads to you for years
Nothing, kind of funny because I watch a lot of bro/sis porn but I have no desire to fuck my sister.
Ask my relatives for sex and if they decline just play it off as a joke
literally nothing to lose
>>27846906
You don't belong here piggu, how about you fuck off to tumblr with the rest of you kind
>>27846957
i'm not 'bad' looking but i'm a little on the chubby side. my brother is tall and athletic, he could do better than me lol
>>27844992
Nothing because my qt otaku sister is imaginary.
Nothing. I don't really have any relatives I even find attractive.
>>27847084
and he will do better than you.
Guys aren't girls just because you aren't the hottest girl he can fuck doesn't mean he doesn't want to fuck.
Shit he might have a hotter girl lined up this weekend and he'd still be willing to fuck you.
Go for it kid get that bro-dick quit being scared
>>27846906
ur probably some fat faggot pretending to be a girl on the internet
>>27846906
post a pic right now holy shit my dick is so hard even if ur a dude>>27846906
>>27846043
>conditioned
it's a natural phenomenon called the Westermarck effect that helps keep populations from inbreeding because it's not good for survival, not some "conditioning" conspiracy.
Incest being legal wouldn't change anything. Not at least in the short run.
>>27844992
I'd stop fucking my sister teebeeaych famalamadingdong.
the only real reason we do it now is because the taboo makes it ultra fucking hot, and if there is no taboo we'd probably stop.
>>27844992
>tfw my aunt is a 8/10 qt p2t
>just thinks I'm a lazy faggot
Nothing actually
Incest has always been fine, as long as it was kept in the family
>>27846906
>and even if incest was legal i'm sure he wouldn't want me anyway
if you knew that then why'd you make this shit thread then dumbass.
>>27844992
nothing because my brother is a greasy, fat fuck who I can't stand being around a mile away
not that I'm that much better, but still
Are there any genetic issues if you have a child with your aunt?
>>27844992
>no sister
>only 1 of 6 cousins is a girl
>she's ugly
>not into my mom
Fuck, life never treats me well..
