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I'll bloody do it then edition
Bad times when I have to make the topics. Been here years and never needed to
>>27844111
Fuck off you tedious cunt
But congratulations on the reoccurring last 3 digits of your post number
Original post waifus comment
I ended up going round to my friends on Monday
turns out she's as crazy as my friend said, I'm kind on the fence now but if I want that drug dealing money I have too
it's not like I can't go home if it doesn't workout and I have a monthish to decide
>>27844163
>tedious
You what?
>>27844296
This post was boring when you first posted it you spaz
>>27844296
The one that asked you to get ganj? You rip her off?
>>27844296
Fuck off you normie dullard
Looking forward to Trevor Phillips shitting all over mudslimes at 10pm on channel 4.
>>27844351
It's channel 4. It'll be edited to conform to their cuck views
>>27844111
Who /failed medical assessment/?
>>27844334
nah she doens't smoke weed
she and her brother have contacts that me and my friend are going to be selling too
Eating a penguin desu
>why was the penguin's head so cold?
Bunch of inbreds
barcelona BTFO edition
>>27844449
Cos he had aids
>>27844483
City are definitely winning the champions league now. 100% convinced.
Training course all day tomorrow.
Group activities and a gorillian opportunities for me to show what a thick sperg I am.
>>27844523
i hope its atletico because i love an underdog story since i dont support a top flight team, but as an englishman i'll reluctantly support man shitty
>>27844484
Incorrect
45
Who is on benes here? The thought of having to wake up and put myself through another day of work is making me want to cry. Not sure if I'm better off having a rest and getting a part time job for a while instead while I sort my head out.
>>27844111
Today at wagecucking I learned that there exists, in the real world, a Migratory Toad Crossing sign.
If ever I've seen material for the OP image, this is it.
>>27844575
I went on one of them about a year or so ago. They had us sit around a table and take turns cold calling businesses from a phone book asking if they had any jobs going.
This is what people who are qualified to be support workers think is the way to get a job in this day and age.
>>27844698
They don't want you to succeed, if you all got jobs then they'd be redundant.
>>27844674
I always see a goose crossing sign on my way to work
seriously if they're birds why don't they just fly over traffic instead of trying to cross?
What british muslims really think. channel 4 now
>>27844787
>>>/pol/
You're welcome
>>27844871
There's no pol thread
Lads if you had to say one celeb you looked like, who would it be?
Don't have to be twins just similar features.
I'll start
Jake bugg
>>27844369
Well, the Guardian and Independent are up in arms about it. Seems pretty red pilled thus far.
>>27844938
Tom Felton
>>27844938
Travolta
>>27844938
dylan moran
robot, you twat arsed gimp
>>27844938
Jake Bugg looks like a sickly child lad.
>>27844698
And this is why I don't want to go on the dole. I have no job I dread shit like this if I signed on.
>>27844787
The main man Trevor Phillips dropping truth bombs so far
>>27844938
They don't let people who look like me be celebrities
>>27844871
paki detected
original racism
>>27845076
>>27844787
Link?
Who even has a tv any more
>>27844787
hand picked audience saying only positive things no doubt.
>>27844871
Islam is not an ally of the west
either it is
1 destroyed
2 converted/modified
or
3 it conquers
>>27845041
Exactly, same as me.
>>27844938
Dermot O'Leary...
>>27845129
First two will never happen, not in todays age.
Who /won'tbemissedwhenthey'regone/?
>>27845170
option 2 is definitely an impossibility
number 1 would be the best, but how many of today's people are not cowards or washed to believe the danger is not there?
option 3 then
rip
>>27845106
Watching on 4od desu lad, always watch tv online
>>27845076
It's all the bleedin obvious so far
>Muslims hate joos, fags and women
Who would have thought?
>>27845221
>actually thinking this
How are 5% of a population going to "conquer" the rest. They have killed less than 100 people in 10 years.
>>27845234
>>27845106
>vidya on computer
>shopping on computer
>tv on computer
>music on computer
>sex on computer
Do you fuckin neckbeards ever leave your computers?
>>27845241
Still though, very rare to see these issues being talked about honestly in the media
>>27845129
Islam is not an ally of anyone. It is a warmongering religion top to bottom and anyone who says differently is either being deliberately obtuse or hasn't read the Quran thenselves.
David, the wind blows,
The wind blows
Bits of your life away.
Your friends all say,
"Where is our boy?
Ah, we've lost our boy".
But they should know,
Where you've gone,
Because again and again you've explained
That you're going to . . .
Oh, oh, oh, going to . . .
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
"England for the English",
"England... for the English".
>>27845274
You just described all the stuff we can do on the computer
Why the fuck would we leave?
Listen to yourself
>>27845274
I will hardly have accomplished anything if I peel myself out of my office chair and plant myself in the living room to watch tv
>>27845274
You can have an entire life without having to get out of bed. Why chose differently?
woeeeeeooooh, diabetus is killing me
i hate living in hell every day
>>27845270
who said by violent means?
the simply take it, by population, by placing their own people into important positions, by making their culture, their faith the common.
it comes slowly
>>27845316
I have a TV, console and stereo precisely so that I don't end up stuck in front of the same machine all day long. Enjoy your back pain.
>>27845300
yes of course, but some would beg to differ with us
>>27845234
thanks, had missed this completely
>>27845390
Don't know why you think that would ever happen. They are a beleaguered 5% minority in the country right now. Their values will never be accepted by non-muslims.
>>27844938
Harold Shipman
commentoriginally
>>27845398
>implying
Bet my chair is more ergonomic and expensive than your couch
>>27845441
then you have nothing to worry about
carry on your merry way and let us loonies circlejerk with ourselves in this dusk
it's all there, you must simply attempt
Anyone want to play video games with me? ;_;
>>27845566
N-no thanks
Too much pressure and worrying about the other person.
>>27845566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCYMvaUcrA
>>27845544
You are loony though. You believe something will happen despite there being not a shred of proof or evidence. You are essentially exactly the same as an Islamic fundamentalist.
>>27845617
Yes exactly, which is why you should stop talking to me at this precise instance. I mean, it's not like anyone thinks more muslims are good thing, right?
A waste of air and muscles, that's all our conversation has been.
trudaludalu, friend
>>27845537
gaymen chairs are not a good look, sofas are very nice for cuddling with women, something you wouldn't know about.
>>27845676
>implying again
Like I'd waste my money on a gaming chair.
And how fucking cheap is your couch that a gaming chair is more expensive than it?
Must suck being a poorfag
> its only wednesday night
I swear time has stopped, or somebody's broken it. It feels like each day has stretched to the length of a week.I just want to get to friday to watch a film and have a kebab
>>27845741
It's not about price, gaming chairs just look autistic. My house has standards.
>>27845835
>still talking about gaming chairs like it's relevant at all
t. Mad poorfag that my PC chair is more expensive and ergonomic than your entire seating area
>>27845566
What vidya lad?
>>27845942
>he prides himself on the price of his gaming chair
get a fucking car or something fucking faggot
>>27846005
>u has gaming chair
>"No i dont"
>gaming chair gaming chair gaming chair
Enjoy that salvation army sofa mate. Maybe only 2 old biddies have died in it
I fucked your nan
![B7f2_OECEAAyijj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DgzYSJo.jpg "B7f2_OECEAAyijj[1].jpg")
>Salad Fingers is almost 12 years old
>>27846169
Meh, seems about right desu.
>>27846032
i keked
still, kill yourself for not appreciating proper furniture.
>>27844214
big love for a little girl, also i like Jun :^)
>>27844214
If you had a magic button that would kill you instantly and painlessly, would you press it?I think I might
Should i msg this girl from my school asking her if she has mii tomo?
>>27846510
Scared of death but we've all got to go eventually. Life is essentially just the process of delaying the inevitable. Maybe.
>>27846510
no, i need to experience boipucci and VR waifus.
>>27846787
It's a tight warm hole that you thrust in and out of. Doesn't feel much of anything
Pussy is 100x nicer.
People who watch slice of "Life" animes need to be stabbed
Any britbots from the Cambridgeshire area?
Poleaboos dad pretty much forced him to come downstairs for a little over an hour in order to disassemble the settees for disposable in preparation for the arrival of the new sofas tomorrow
Had a bit of a rant at him again about spending all day playing game, he should for a job and they were generally at each other throats for a while but by the end of it we were cool
As I was walking behind him with a spanner, I was thinking just how easy it world be, ended up smacking the wall
Dad was nagging me about getting married, said I was 25. Made me mad, how could he get my age wrong? I corrected him but he didn't seem to understand why I was offended
I told him I didn't want to get married and that this wasn't Pakistan. He couldn't understand my objections so I decided to wind him up.
Said I planned on going on Jihad
>Jihad? What's that?
had to repeat myself a few time, accused him of not being a Muslim, must be issues with my accent or pronunciation
He looked shocked and asked where?
I said here
He looked serious know and said that those people were liars and they were not Muslims
Told me to go for the easy life
I said, "what about the next life?"
He asked where had I gotten this from? Had I been speaking to someone?
Told him no
Was it the internet? Was that what I spend all day doing?
Told him no, that I was just joking
Told me I should stop joking, that's what fucked up my life with getting suspended from university and arrested etc
Pretty good chat, feel like I'm closer to being able to tell him I was to kill myself
>it's hurt to shit for about 2 months now
>initially figured maybe I'd just torn my asshole
>now I have a pretty strong feeling it's roids
>there's guaranteed blood every time I shit
Oh well
At least it's not lethal
>>27847280
If you are concerned about the next life, then your only salvation lies with Jesus Christ.
>>27844214
Might kill myself.
>>27846510
Yes.
You know the drill by now I suppose.
>>27847480
yeah posting my picture every day
totally not creepy
>>27847480
please no friendo
>>27847373
'no' big love lad
Any one watched "What British Muslims Really Think"?
I missed it, can't find a torrent and 4OD is shite. Any one got a link for it?
>>27847480
Please stop posting my picture on here. It is the main reason I refuse to contact you.
>>27848329
Just use 4od. Man up and have a wank while the adverts are on.
>>27848380
>>27848329
Here's a tip to only endure the adverts once:
Watch the adverts at the start and disable ad blocker before you press play
Soon as those adverts are over and the programme is playing, turn the adblocker back on
When the next set of adverts come on, all the adverts will get skipped and you'll go straight back to the programme.
>>27848380
It's shit quality and there's far too many fucking adverts
>>27848428
It doesn't work any more :(
>>27848470
>It doesn't work any more :(
Yes it does. I've been watching raised by Wolves and been doing that trick. I use firefox if that makes any difference.
>>27848360
I will stop if you can tell me my name.
![ykubgv_chrome_2016-04-14_00-59-20[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FjAOQRp.png "ykubgv_chrome_2016-04-14_00-59-20[1].png")
>>27848490
Even with adblock off it doesn't work, it's so annoying keeps saying I have adblock on. So I try incognito and get this
>>27848705
>chrome
That's probably the problem.
Did I get memed? Nobody will let a NEET privately rent.
>>27848828
How the fuck can you afford private rent as a neet in the first place?
>>27848360
your pretty qt tbqh senpai. shame I dont talk to people that much.
>Dad i'll be home late tonight, love you byeee
>>27848849
I've saved lots of gbp.
>>27848628
It's Nigel, of course.
>>27848988
Unfortunately it is not.
![tumblr_inline_nmmh0jZwx41sjd100_540[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LnvNYUD.jpg "tumblr_inline_nmmh0jZwx41sjd100_540[1].jpg")
>been using carrier bags as binliners for as long as I can remember
>tesco start charging 5p for bags
>bin is full with "used" tissues
>take the bag down to put in the wheelie bin
>mummy stops me
>"where do you think you're going with that? carrier bags cost money now, just empty that into the main bin bag and keep the carrier"
>say I don't want to, try to shuffle past her to go outside
>"oi you do what I bloody say"
>she takes the bag off of me and takes it over to the kitchen bin bag
>starts emptying my carrier bag
>mfw I just watched mummy handle dozens of my spunky-wank tissues for the sake of a 5p plastic bag
>>27848925
Then literally don't tell them you're NEET
>>27845313
Did you join the National Front?
Shit thread DESU
blox
Haven't had any chocolate in a month
Massive urge to binge through a pack of Blue Ribands
>Driving along slightly curved road with a junction coming up on left
>Car on opposite side of the road drives right across my path nearly causing a collision between us
>Woman behind the wheel waving arms around at me
>Go to her window and ask what it's all about
>Claims she had the right of way and that I should have given way to her
>Tell her she was pulling into oncoming traffic
>Rolls her window up while insisting she was in the right then drives off
I'm trying to see the situation from her side to make sure I was not in fact in the wrong but I just can't see how someone pulling across the opposite side of the road right in front of other cars should expect them to give way. There were no signs or road markings indicating such an action.
Need to get a dashcam I think.
>Going to college for computing course
>Everyone on course variations of sperg, no girls obviously
>Display decent knowledge of coding, i.e. more than borderline retarded
>Get roped into babby's first video game project
Now I have another slim chance of not being a NEET plus debt after the course is over.
Everyone moans about jobs and how they are soulless and mundane, yet if it was to quit and not work they would scold me and think im weird etc.
Fuck life, I just wanna quit and play games.
>>27849008
Worth a try lad. Just get over her. Probably about a 2% chance she's still alive anyway.
>>27849760
Capitalism is the absolute worst meme. Not natural for people to work all day.
>>27850092
Fucking hell lad, now I see why people are always depressed. I wasnt prepared for adult life.
I hate sounding edgy but sometimes I just feel like life isnt worth living like this. Performing tasks that I hate just to earn money that I rarely spend, and only being happy like 10% of the time.
I'd never kill myself though
>>27850189
This is why people get married and have kids to try and add some sort of meaning to their lives
For us, we can't even manage to do that to stave off those feelings
>>27850264
Tbf, having kids is the only real purpose people have on this earth. The rest is just filler. In a utopic society, we would be able to fill that time as we saw fit, as it is we have to whore ourselves out to Mr Sheckelstein so that he can afford his new summer house in Italy.
>>27850398
Seems like a shitty purpose imo. Can't think of anything worse than caring for a baby
>>27850264
Just let me off this ride lad.
There has to be some way out other than winning the lottery
>>27850434
We have evolved into the creatures we are purely as a means of passing on out genes. All of our instincts, desires and emotions serve the purpose of keeping us alive, and reproducing.
3.26am chicken burger with Jun, oh what a life.
>>27851521
Not long gone half 3 in the morning an the woman in the flat blow is having a sing song to whatever shes got blasting away
Just yawned so hard I got cramp under my chin.
>tfw when I have to stay up from now until 1pm tomorrow
Burnt my hand. Can't sleep with the pain lads.
>>27850434
As a new dad, I have to say that taking care of a baby is far easier than whoever these people manning about it are say it is. That previous sentence is more complex and difficult than taking care of a baby.
>>27851646
hate that
why?
>>27852542
Work soon, driving lesson early afternoon tomorrow. Hope I don't fall asleep at the wheel and crash desu
>>27850398
People don't have any objective purpose on this Earth.
Nature selects for genes which enable survival and reproduction for obvious reasons, but saying that passing on your genes is your life's purpose is just arbitrary.
It might sound a bit pedantic, I know.
I understood what you meant, I just hate when people say that reproduction is life's purpose because it implies that it should be everyone's ultimate goal, which isn't true.
Everyone's real purpose or goal should be to attain as much happiness as possible, which involves reproduction for most people, but not necessarily all, and certainly not only reproduction.
Who /lowonVitaminD/ here?
>>27852569
I'll pray to kek for you
>>27853659
gotta get dem supplements
Someone make it so I never have to work again please, just run me over
>>27853747
i will run you over
