Post your hand(s) ITT and make assumptions about other anons based on theirs
Pls be gentle.
bl 0 x
>>27843496
spooky skeleton
I hope this is original
>>27843598
fucking disgusting, kill yourself faggot
>>27843598
Down syndrome?...............................T.T
If it makes you happy
>>27843637
>>27843652
No bullying. I don't have downs either nigga, would a downsie be reading a textbook?
>>27843598
>small dick
>generally a nice person
>3 close friends
>>27843663
>don't have a good relationship with your dad
>shit at drawing
I don't give a shit what you say you're all fags either way
>>27843828
If hobbits could be big, you'd be that.
>>27843877
If Hobbits could be 6'1?
>>27843892
Exactly. You're a fuckhuge hobbit.
n-no bully p-pls
Ravioli ravioli original commiotio
Leggo , lay it on me
Hahdbfjfj origanl
Someone post those ogre hands from that /tv/ thread.
>>27844015
the only thing I can think of is "meep meep"
>>27843970
Likes to work with his hands. Takes things apart to see what they do. Faps an average amount.
>>27844015
Likes to write. Knows a lot about history. Faps a lot.
>>27844049
Does something with manual labor, probably has a decent amount of muscle. Faps an average amount. Also, clean your fingernails you pleb.
>>27843828
mirin that phalanx hair bro.
>>27844079
>Likes to work with his hands. Takes things apart to see what they do. Faps an average amount.
that's uh... accurate.
are you a hand wizard?
>>27843970
You're anal retentive , and have no job.
>>27844079
>spot on with the manual labor , muscle and fapping.
Just got done putting a huge press back together, transmission was leaking.
I'll clean em tonight
Weird hand.
My fucked up hand for your pleasure
>>27844349
you have a big benis
>>27844349
you trap famiglia?
>>27844363
You have a kitten famalingdong
I think I never seriously looked at my hand until now.
We should try to guess other anon's age, it could be fun.
No bully pls
>>27844366
>>27844471
Nah, she's all woman. Here's a good full body shot to prove it.
>>27844501
I'm >>27844049
Let's see how close you can get son
>>27844556
hold something so I can see how big your Amazon woman hands are
like hold a can of coke or something
>>27844602
This is a normal sized lighter.
>>27844658
those are big hands
>>27844708
She would most likely rip your cock off
>>27844795
tfw no big strong hand gf that rips my weiner off
>>27844015
Is it your hand Axel? If so, marry me.
I've liked you for a long time
>>27844130
>>27844197
>tfw hand wizard
>>27844363
Likes to drink milk. Probably the type of guy that has bruises on his legs but dunno where they came from. Faps a little more than average.
Skipping the painted nails hands because y'all niggas are either faggots or girls.
Arm and hand ok?
posted this before, but check out my toe thumb
>>27845098
25 yo tumblrite, with daddy issues.
Girl please tell me you bang the boss for a raise?
>>27845132
you're like megan fox
>>27845132
Welp
Sbxudubbabc orignalasfuck
This is my hand, go for it
>>27844895
You're busting my balls, you know that? bustin em good
>>27845184
my looks sure as hell don't compensate for the thumbs like hers do
>>27845159
Two years off on the age, no tumblring, and no daddy issues, we get along just fine (we don't talk much but because both of us just aren't bug phone talkers and we live a couple states away, we do talk a lot when together though!) Round two, shoot!
>>27844658
>normal sized lighter
You have to be a man, what.
>>27845305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9aajNzZgMw
>>27845098
you like sticking your finger up guys butts when you suck their peepee
>>27845355
Don't make fun of my autism.
>>27844795
>She
oreganiobazinga
>>27845210
Only decent looking hand in this thread so far.
>>27845368
I only suck other girls peepees
>>27845385
Don't worry, I'm autistic too.
>>27845456
Nasty. You suck pee pees!
I've posted worse on this board.
>>27844491
Close, new cat who's too scared to go to the litterbox without me carrying her downstairs
>>27844948
Accurate but the fapping part
All hail hand wizard
>>27845477
I don't believe you now.
my hands
>>27845595
On the spectrum for sure.
>>27845631
>On the spectrum for sure.
You or me?
>>27845668
Both of us?
>>27843496
Here goes lads
What do y'all think?
n-no bully famalams~
>>27845737
Oh.
O-okay.
Nah I'm good m80
>>27845515
*girltinklers is the preferred nomenclature
>>27845837
Mexican Maria
>mfw the NSA is digitally reconstructing full-body images of the users of this board by making individual threads devoted to posting faces, eyes, hands, chests, etc. and robots are actually stupid enough to volunteer this information
>>27845210
Likes to play grand strategy games. Probably a college student. Faps an average amount.
>>27845522
Lives with roommates. Probably knows a thing or two about outdoors-y stuff, like hunting or guns. Faps quite a bit.
>>27845615
Not older than 20. Can cook a decent meal. Faps an average amount. Nice hand bro.
>>27845837
Drinks coffee on a semi-regular basis. Knows his shit regarding films/movies. Faps an average amount.
>>27845837
SLLLLLUUUUUUUTTTTT
Original
Skellington fingers
Redo! I didn't realize it rotated itself.
>>27845970
You were right about the fapping habitsthe toiled paper gave it away, right?
>>27846118
I did it again. Fucking a
>>27845522
What laptop is this?
>>27846128
Darn, was hoping to get the rest right too. Actually your hand shape gave me the impression but the toilet paper solidified my decision. I didn't even notice it until I was about to press submit on the post.
>>27846106
Has a good relationship with his mother. Likes some /d/-tier shit. Faps a bit more than average.
>>27846144
Either an engineering or CS major, or if you don't go to school that's what you'd choose if you did. Likes cats. Faps less than average.
>>27846203
>Has a good relationship with his mother. Likes some /d/-tier shit. Faps a bit more than average.
Bang on senpai. Might we see your hands, oh great scholar?
>>27846152
My grandma's, she wasn't using it so she gave it to me. I think she got it from PC world.
>>27843828
Back to redit Paki boy. How long did it take you to find the angle where you looked most white?
>>27846203
You got that right lad. I'm doing CS.
>>27846270
>>27843598
I'm this hand. What's your /d/-tier fetish bro?
>hand.jpg
hitchhiker thumbs?
Pls no bully..
Orginalo
>>27846387
Grow your nails out mate, just enough so they don't look like you're biting them.
I post on /d/ a bit, but if anything floats my boat it would be cross-dressing, sissy and all of that not-gay stuff. I like my vanilla with less rape and disembowelment.
>>27846060
Hey, I'm in a committedpolyamorousrelationship!
Yes, I have hair on my knuckles. Also, my joints are pretty messed up.
>Inb4 nigger fried chicken kekky
>>27847003
How come niggers never cut their fingernails
>>27843496
No replys, so repost
>>27847043
I just forget about them. My right hand is always short though. Hand me some nail clippers, would ya?
my hands are pottery
>>27847080
this is the hand of a guitar player, or chronic masturbator
>>27846875
I can't stop biting my nails. I don't do it out of stress or anything, it's just compulsion. The longer the nail the greater my desire is to bite them off. I do file them so they aren't jagged, though I've learned bite them off nice and smooth over the years so it's not usually a problem.
>tfw I figured those were probably the /d/ shit you
re into.
Thoughts on femdom?
>>27846590
Likes hiking. Lives either in the midwest or somewhere eastern Europe. Casual acquaintances with 2-3 girls. Faps a bit more than average.
>>27846772
Procrastinator. Is a B student. Had an RC car or a bunch of transformers in his childhood that he liked playing with. Faps quite a bit.
Hitchhikers thumbs are the only good thumbs, straight thumbs freak me out man.
>>27846779
Actual skeleton. Pls spook elsewhere. ;-;
Could I see more of your hand and arm? I'm curious as to how thin you actually are. Nice cat btw.
>>27847003
Doesn't actually like KFC, eats it maybe on the rare occasion because he crave dat crunchy skin. Keeps his house clean. Good friends with 1 girl. Faps an average amount.
>>27847237
I do play guitar, so nice guess. Not a chronic masturbator though.
my hand be gentle
please bless me with a (you) almighty hand wizard
>>27845961
>no one replies
>mfw this is real
>>27847242
>the last one
Pretty spot on. I really never eat KFC and I am good friends with one girl (one irl and one over the internet)
>>27847206
Good worker
>>27847080
Likes little girls/boys
>>27847003
Should never have been given rights
>>27846779
I'm spooked
>>27846772
Molested by his father
>>27846347
Likes redheads
>>27846144
Likes trains
>>27846106
Qt boy
>>27847346
didn't worked one day in his whole life
>>27847242
This is 27846590. Hiking is right, that's it though. I live in the Northeast, have a gf, and only fap about once a week.
>>27845761
>>27847346
My favorites. Would hold hands with.
Are mine good or bad?
>>27847346
>wearing wrist watch on right hand
You better write left handed or you're doing it wrong
>>27847242
It's not that bad, r-right?
Mfw my wrist is less than a centimeter thick
>>27847408
damn you should be a swimmer
>>27847242
>can't stop biting my nails
I used to bite my nails but I always went too far and it became too painful and decided to stop. Well, if you're managing it, you should be good.
>Thoughts on femdom
Hmm. The sort of gentle femdom you find on /r9k/ is nice. I would like all of it, but I find femdom quickly descends into NTR. Nothing makes me feel as sick as NTR does.
>>27847429
the fuck is wrong with you, eat some mor anon.
>>27847080
Manlet, around 5'9-5'10. Plays an instrument, or used to. Likes smash bros and watches tournaments. Faps an average amount.
>>27847294
>tfw you post before I post
I-I swear I made the guess already, I just didn't have space in my last post. ;-;
>>27847206
Skateboards. Lives with his family but doesn't talk to them too much, relationship is fine with them though. Has bretty big feet. Faps more than average.
>>27847327
Goes on /b/ from time to time. Likes FPS games but doesn't play it all the time anymore. Goes to school but sometimes wonders if he picked the right major. Faps a bit more than average.
>>27847346
Has a really good bro irl that he spends quite a bit of time with. Going for a chem or physics major. Has a decent fashion sense but doesn't bother looking sharp all the time. Faps an average amount.
I like your watch dude, what is it?
>>27847370
Nice. KFC really sucks dicks man, I had a craving for some a month ago and quickly realized why I haven't ate any in years.
>>27847448
Yeah, what's what I meant. Don't want none of that cuck/NTR shit.
>>27847446
>damn you should be a swimmer
What, why?
>>27847472
I was born anorexic. Nothing I ever do will make my wrists look non-spooky
Have a bit of arm too.
>>27847429
Jesus fuck
Mr. Skeletal over here
>>27847517
Hello fellow skelly bro!
>>27847550
>bro
Yes.....
>>27847506
your hands looks like shovels to me, good for swimming.
>>27847507
i'm sorry
>>27847488
>>27847377
you both are pretty good, i work hard with my hands and skateboard (and the realationship is fine with my parents but i don't live with them and yes, probably i masterbait more than average)
>>27847580
S-sorry senpai. Nice hands btw
>>27847580
Why do girls care if we call them bro or dude or man? It's literally the only way I can communicate with them without getting awkward.
Also not the person you're responding to but w/e
>>27847580
You had to state your gender, didn't you? From one G I R L H E R E to another let's commit suicide together
>>27847550
10/10 cat
ori
![IMG_1357[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NwAySR7.jpg "IMG_1357[1].jpg")
>>27847429
>>27847517
>tfw skeletor
>>27847377
Has a bit of a sweet tooth. Around 5'8. Likes rhythm games. Sometimes faps constantly then goes a few days without.
>>27847405
Damn. At least I got one of them right.
>>27847408
Likes some obscure ass music and listened to metal when he was a teenager. Drives an older car but keeps it in good shape. Faps a bit less than average.
>>27847429
>>27847517
S K E L L I N G T O N
Girls are friendly to you whenever they interact with you. You've never really had a bad experience with girls, but you're here because you spaghetti around them like most people here. Works a minimum wage job somewhere. Faps an average amount.
>>27847580
I feel like I've seen this one before. Have I done you yet?
>>27847644
We don't give a fuck, and the ones that do need to kill themselves.
Posting mine.Comentario muy original.
![20160413_191119[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Zz5I1N.jpg "20160413_191119[1].jpg")
I haven't participated in one of these for a long time.
>>27847580
I wish I could murder-fuck you to death
>>27847642
Th-thanks mang.
>>27847644
Well, I mean, the thread is titled "make assumptions about somebody's hand". I posted mine, somebody made an incorrect assumption and I corrected them. Isn't that the game Anon.
There are loads of other people correcting others in this thread (>>27847370
>>27847294 >>27847242 etc.), but you saw I was female and singled me out because:
>"God those gawsh-darn wymenn they never learn!"
>>27847517
Damn do our arms look similar
just fucking end my life senpai
>>27847672
Thanks! Have more cat and bones
>>27847673
Can't be worse than mine senpai
>>27847678
Accurate. All girls I ever talked to treated me like a brother/friendzone
>>27847606
>your hands looks like shovels to me
That doesn't seem like a good thing.
>>27847678
>Likes some obscure ass music and listened to metal when he was a teenager. Drives an older car but keeps it in good shape. Faps a bit less than average.
Actually fairly accurate aside from the obscure music part.
nice veins
>>27847398
you're not the hand wizard pham. i am pretty lazy though
>>27847408
thanks anon you too
>>27847421
i write right handed and the strap is kind of annoying but i've worn it this way for years so i don't want to change it
>>27847488
mostly pretty accurate except for the part about the really good bro. it's a swatch
>>27847748
Do you have pectus? If you do, you've probably got marfan syndrome. I've got it and I have all the features except for the heart issues. Don't get it fixed unless it's causing problems, btw. The surgery is incredibly painful and you won't be able to breathe deeply for weeks.
Raterino plox
Orijinal
>>27847717
I wish I could find where you live and break in and cut holes in your gut and hold you down while I fuck the holes
>>27847790
Yup. Marfans is exactly what I have. 6"2 height and 121 weight
>>27847873
I wear long sleeve shirts or hoodies year round because I'm self conscious about my wrists and arms. Gets really unpleasant in the summer. Looking into doing a steroid cycle, but I need to learn how to lift right first.
>>27847956
Same for me. It really fucks up your self esteem being born that skinny. But besides the skelly-ness, my life is a solid 9/10. What about you anon?
>>27847673
Computer is fairly old, but it's fine because you don't really care for modern games. Lives in a suburb. Didn't bother with post-secondary or dropped out. Faps a bit more than average.
>>27847684
Has had a girlfriend or two but didn't really know what he was doing in the relationship (ie. you weren't very passionate about them). Has a group of friends that gets him out of the house more. Goes on /sp/. Faps a bit more than average.
Are those just straight up vodka shots at a club? Fuck man that's gotta be expensive.
>>27847717
Nobody cared until you started waving your vagina everywhere in all of your posts. Get outta here.
>>27847735
Likes strategy games, but only plays them against AI. Used to read and write a lot when he was a kid but not anymore. Works out every once in awhile but never really commits to doing it on a regular basis. Faps an average amount.
>>27847827
Lives with roommates while he goes to college for history. Pretty chubs. Probably a really friendly guy. Faps an average amount.
my hand rate and guess what i do and shit sorry for the shitty quality /poorfag/
>>27848015
How can you get all those assumptions just by looking at a persons hand?
This is my hand
orginaraio
>>27848067
I'm not sure. I'm surprised it's as accurate as it is, I've seemed to only be really off for about 3 people, and even then usually one of the assumptions were correct. Guess my shitty superpower is being a hand wizard, kek.
>>27848011
Nah, it's shit. I can never remember things and process things at a speed in the 5th percentile, so I'm completely incompetent at anything other than simple work like assembly line or warehouse. I'm not suicidal, but if I was given the choice to be born or not, I would opt not to be.
>>>27847827 (You)
>Lives with roommates while he goes to college for history. Pretty chubs. Probably a really friendly guy. Faps an average amount.
Lives at home with parents while goes to highschool (only 18). A little potbellied but nothing serious. I'm as friendly as I can so no one has to feel as bad as I do. Faps pretty average amount.
2 out of 5
>>27848136
It's the exact oposite for me. I'm so fucking weak I wouldn't last in a warehouse or assembly job. I am fairly good at math, so cashier jobs it is for me
>>27848203
Darn, at least a couple of them were right. Get off this board before it's too late, bro. You're still in highschool, you still have a chance.
>>27847678
>we don't give a fuck
A-are you a grill?
>>27848209
I don't really move anything heavy. Mostly I stand in front of a conveyor belt, pick things out of tubs, and then sort them into certain tubs depending on which ones light up. The assembly line job I had was just screwing the lids on jars at a protein powder factory.
>>27848015
Vodka anon here. I'm impressed, you're right about almost everything, except that I don't visit /sp/. Anyway, you're good at this. Also, the vodka shots aren't really that expensive, only 3 euros each one. For those who aren't into euromoney, that's acceptable for a vodka shot on a club.
>>27848066
Likes camping but has nobody to go with. Keeps a clean house. Goes on long drives with the windows down and listening to some good tunes every once in awhile. Faps an average amount.
>>27848094
Tall, lanky kinda dude trying to get ottermodo. Likes electronics, in a /g/ kind of sense. Uses XP or some linux distro. Faps a bit more than average.
>>27848259
:^)
>>27848290
Well shit, that is fairly reasonable. Clubs where I live charge out the ass, gave someone a $20 for a drink and he came back with only $5 change. It was only a vodka cran, too.
>>27848285
Sounds pretty comfy anon. How old are you? Are you going to college in the future? Ever had a gf?
>>27847408
Hold my hand? Why not. I'm open minded n shit.
>>27848363
>Tall, lanky kinda dude trying to get ottermodo. Likes electronics,
woah dude. fucking spot on. Though I'm not deep into technology, operating systems and shit I generally have an interest in it. and I'm doing nofap because I've previously been addicted
>>27848363
Why don't you post your hand so we can make assumptions about you?
This is my original hand..
>>27848363 pretty much no real close friends or gf so i do most shit by my self but fap 2-3 times a day cause nothing better to do i also like to walk just as much as drive but you pretty much hit the nail on the head
>>27848254
I wish I had a chance. I'm a creepy, weird, uggo that everyone except for the teachers make fun of. A girl In my school choir made fun of me during practice saying sarcastically that I must get all the bitches. Everyone in the choir laughed as I sat there realizing that I've never had a girl flirt with me or have I ever gone on a date.
Wow, never noticed how weird my hand is.
>>27848483
How many days into nofap? I think it's healthy to fap at least a once or twice a week, but I can see wanting to just quit cold turkey if you used to fap constantly.
>>27848491
My hand's the first hand in this thread. >>27843598
>>27848493
What's a married man doing on /r9k/?
You work security or some sort of desk job. Your bed is really tall, like your boxspring and mattress makes it a good amount off the floor. You watch Dexter and Game of Thrones. Your sex life is probably a bit more lackluster than you'd like.
>>27848627
Well that's not very nice of them. What makes you think you're weird and creepy? Remember anon, the girls who are mean now are just gonna have a shitty time in the real world when they accidentally say the wrong thing to someone they shouldn't have.
this is my hand. there are many like it, but this one is mine
>>27848717
If ur a girl, that is absolutely disgusting
>>27848664
I'm weird because I don't fit into any group, the only friend I have is in my band and were both on r9k and eccentric and have skewed perceptions on how the world should be in relation to how most other people think. I think im creepy because I stare at people for too long in the halls or sidewalk and that probably rubs everyone I know the wrong way.
>>27848747
not a girl, but why is it disgusting?
>>27848717
What's up with your hand, I think I knew a dude who had something like that on his thumbs
>>27848717
You live in perpetual darkness, sunlight causes you to welt and and vomit, you live off of a diet of fungus and spidersilk.
![WP_20160414_001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qcB7CA3.jpg "WP_20160414_001[1].jpg")
very original hand
>>27847377
27846772 I wish, then I'd actually have met him
>>27848784
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_sign
>>27848801
that sounds about right
>>27848717
what up darth vader
My hand has kind of a fucked up scar.
>>27848813
>>27848873
ayyy lmaos pls go
earth is full
![WP_20160414_003[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sh1XVnO.jpg "WP_20160414_003[1].jpg")
>>27848900
B-but I like my ayyy hands and body
![WP_20160414_002[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dFvV54j.jpg "WP_20160414_002[1].jpg")
>>27848900very original jojojojojojo
>>27848770
You got a buddy and that's a group right there, man. You're friends cause you have some similar interests, right? Now you just gotta find some other people who like the same shit. If you go to a decent sized university there's clubs for fucking everything.
I don't talk to most of my highschool friends very much anymore (partially because I moved), but I also realized that I never shared a lot of similarities with those people, and we were just friends because we were stuck in the same place, at the same time. If you graduate and decide to go into post-secondary, you'll realize that highschool was shit and the drama is irrelevant.
Tell me about what /r9k/ makes you think the world is like. Also, why do you stare at people? Or do you just think you stare at people?
t. Skeltal
>>27849159
that vein is freaky bro
don't feel like taking a hand pic
already had this one on my phone because of /ic/ memes
who /spark/ here
>>27849159
Weird angle for the picture
>>27848982
These are babby tier hand tricks. I'm about to post a picture of mine
>>27848958
Cut your fingernails otherwise good hands
>>27849191
It just means I got dem fat veins for good circulation bruh. You might want to look at getting your veins expanded or loosing weight you fat fuck.
>keep forgetting to cut my nails
>ywn see these hand around the neck of a girl you love
jdimsa
>>27849114
I don't know why I stare at people, I don't know where to look so I often just focus on someone as im walking by. You don't seem like someone that is a robot, why are you even here?
>>27849248
I think I can go weirder if anybody wants to see
>>27849441
I want to see
Before, I could totally reverse my hands, but now it just fucks me up
>>27849477
What do you mean by reverse your hands?
>>27849379
Just don't stare into their eyes or face then and it won't be weird. It's the prolonged eye contact that freaks people out.
I'm more of a cyborg than a robot. I don't hate most of the world, just the fact that people are incredibly boring. I blend in with the normies for the most part + am quite friendly but I just don't really give a fuck about about them and their lives for the most part. I'd rather sit and play anime titty games on my vita than listen to some whore talk about buying starbucks for 5 minutes straight.
>>27849441
Just want you to know I gonna cum to this pic
>>27849559
I don't know how to explain, so here is a drawing
I'm no hand wizard, but >>27843496 is a paki in my book
Originalio commentary I swear
>>27849754
you have mechanic hands
>>27847003
u play a lot of videogames don't u
