http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/
>put your and your oneitus's name in the fields
>post results here
>if you can't even make her cum in a simulation, give up irl
>I came 6 times
>She came 6 times
>Can't think of a woman's name to put down besides my own mother
>>27842820
Well why not put in your mother's name then?
Male as Migrants
Female as Germany
heh
>>27842666
>I came 6 times
>she came once
>puts half the tip in
>cums
>ah... whew... um... no...
What's wrong?
Too YUUUUGE?
>thought it was just gonna show the sizes
>it starts moving and there's dialogue
It's much lewder than I thought it would be.
How did they accomplish such remarkable accuracy?
>>27842912
>Ecstasy of Allie : 0 times
>came upon insertion
>I came twice
>she came nine times
>cums after 3 seconds
You should have made a move, froglet.
>>27842666
Nice trips.
Did my "oneitis"
Me: 10 times
Her: 10 times
ayyylmao
>>27842666
>Me: 12 times
>Her: 2 times
what the fuck is this
huge: 7
tight: 0
>me: 9
>her: 10
i feel like a normie. good thing i'll never have it in me to ask her out and embarrass myself.
Does anyone know how the algorithms for this thing work? What's the correlation between the name and the dick?
this is gayadiddlyarino
>>27843363
>that anus
what the fuck man?
>>27842666
>i came 4 times
>she came 9 times
aww yiss
>>27842666
Extremely accurate
Did oneitis and both got 6 times,
>>27843562
It's a sign, anon.
Make it happen.
Absolutely perfect... Ayy and Lmao...
>>27843562
Did the analyzer and got 100% I'm scared anon it might be a sign
>tfw no cokecan-sized penis
Am I supposed to masturbate to this or what?
>me : 8 times
>her : 1 time
apparently my dick kills maria
WHYYY? He always wins
>>27844815
>angles and warts
>literal pencil dick
Match made in hell DESU
well..that is interesting
Kill my fucking self
Me: 0 times so mabe that's not too bad?
Her: 0 times
>>27845459
I've had that happen, the simulation also lasted for a single thrust.
did I cum 10 times and he none? wew lad
>>27845648
>Such a roastie she simulates her own cavernous twat to try and get more orbiters
Get ye back, shebeast!
>>27845805
where are my orbiters senpai
gimme
>>27845876
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/A_thousand_orbiters!some_whore!20160413
me: 4 times
her: 3 times
thats not how it was in real life though :/
>>27845935
>came just 7 times
qt did better desu senpai
dont want them orbiters after all
>>27846001
How was it in real life?
>>27846178
it was over quick and she never came
Thas cool
>Moving away because graduating university
>Have had a oneitus for the whole time
>Do her and me
>She comes 9 times, I come 0
>Her loss I guess
>>27846240
>your yellow-colored waifu came out yellow
>you satisfied her many times
It's a blessing from the meme gods, you've chosen well.
Check out this sick chode.
>>27846320
That's like a two fists, a real woman would die.
What does this mean? Should I ask out my oneitis andkissher like there's no tomorrow?
>>27846432
>Should I ask out my oneitis and kiss her like there's no tomorrow?
Have you tried thekiss simulatoryet?
http://en.inkei.net/oral/s/
Next level lewd
might was well give up lads
>>27842666
>climax ratio of 3:10
>despite this my desire to self-terminate intensifies as I watch
Thanks, satan
>>27842666
>me: 3
>her: 0
I don't understand this simulation, what's it based off of?
>>27846737
>what's it based off of?
your infamy as a one pump chump.
me:4 her: 10
I....I think I need a cigarette
>you came 8 times
>she came zero times
JUST
U
S
T
>me: 6
>her: 8
my name is chad so this shit is fucking easy mode. not even a oneitus. just a girl that told me she used to like me
>>27847092
fuck i forgot pic
>>27847116
>Alondra
Is she a fucking sorceress?
Oneitis: 0-0
Virgin weeb girl: 3-8
Hot cosplayer friend: 9-8
First girlfriend: 6:9
Last girlfriend, absolute psycho: 10:10
Arch-nemesis fatslut: 9-0
MFW the girl i hate most in life plays me like a goddamn fiddle and I can't get her off even once. I can see her smirking at me fuck everything
>>27847092
i did this shit again with this one other chick that i thought was hot and she came within 3 seconds me putting my dick in her
>>27847227
>MFW the girl i hate most in life plays me like a goddamn fiddle and I can't get her off even once. I can see her smirking at me fuck everything
That's pretty hot.
>>27842666
I came 9 (???)
She came 2
When I put my name twice it wasn't very good
>>27847600
Another
Me 4 times
MILF 10 times
Nice
>0
Come on simulated me!
anyone else here too ashamed to put their name or the name of someone they know?
I made my sis cum 5 times while i came 0 times
and the CTs QQ.
>>27847892
Nobody wiIl ever know!
>>27847974
Pffft godamnit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU CHAD
>>27843010
>>27848288
At east Stacy had a better day today than she did tomorrow.
>tfw it has been going for nearly 3 minutes straight of pounding with both cumming over and over
>tfw I have a huge boner just from this stupid simulation
>>27848348
>tfw I have a huge boner just from this stupid simulation
me too
>>27842666
This is the best thread on r9k for the entire year, I swear it. I'm laughing so hard this is fucking amazing.
Why has this given me a bigger boner than any porn I've ever seen?
>>27848550
It's simply a matter of it being something 'new', that's all.
>>27848589
But I'm not one of those people who needs the new/taboo porn to get hard. Just seeing my name and my oneitis's name with my massive cock pounding her and squirting huge cum loads inside is the hottest shit ever.
>>27848383
>me too
same
>>27848618
You don't need to be one of those people, it still applies.
>>27848618
That means you want to impregnate a girl and love her forever.
This fetish has proven to be the most difficult to realize, desu
>>27848655
True, I would love to do that.
>>27848649
I guess so.
Damn the japanese fuckers who made this.
>I came 3 times
>she came 6
Did I do good? I wouldn't know, I'm a virgin
>>27848729
A 1 to 2 ratio is very good.
Is this how sex works in real life?
>>27848800
No girls never cum in real life.
>>27842666
Teitoku - 8
Musashi - 8
>>27848757
Cool, too bad my oneitus will never notice me ;-;
I fucked a prostitute last friday
She didnt make me cum and asked me if i have often sexi lost my virgnity to her
>don't even know my oneitis's name
R9K takes the knot and likes it.
me: 0
her: 1
that's a bit sad
Looks like I'm the motherfucker who fucked your mother.
B^)
>Sweden Yes!
>Original Yes!
>>27849207
>microdong
Allah has not been kind to his ambassadors
I feel like the affinity is correct but my dick isn't just a giant fucking head. I got some length too.
>>27842666
>i came 0 times
>she came 8
This is eerily close to real life for me
>>27850236
God damn you Chad you fucking faggot
WHY!?
>she finds the google result with her name and my name together
HAHA GOOD ONE HA
>>27850299
If she's googling your names together then she already wants the d.
>>27850291
bitches love me but I don't love them back
>>27842666
You will NEVER MJT
>>27850299
Shit does it actually save? Her name's so rare that she's pretty much the only one with it
Fuck fuck fuckfuck
>>27850107
what the FUCK is that
rrorrrriginal
original post hambony phony
>>27850346
It remembers what you did and saves it in your cookies
>>27850346
I dunno if it does all fo them, but if you type the string below on google, itll show some (example?) results. maybe you can check in a month or so when google may actually have it
"inkei" chris
>implying your oneitis even knows your name
Me: 5 times
Her: 6 times
I'll take it.
> cum 9 times
> her 0
> hfw
>>27842666
>http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/
>I come 0 times
>she comes 7
I'll take it, god damn
Perfect. Synchronized. Orgasm.
Saber forever.
him 4, her 3.
Anyone else feel wholly disgusted with themselves after using this site?
>>27850685
>not being beyond good and evil
>>27850685
Yes but I'm disgusted with myself all the time usually over very trivial things
April 13, 2016
Affinity of Mathew and Eliza
Ecstasy of Mathew : 6 times
Ecstasy of Eliza : 8 times
>>27842666
>I cum 0 times
>She cums 6 times
At least it was good for her, right?
>you will never pleasure her like the bull does
>>27850685
Yeah, but at least she'll never know
Anyone else unironically fapping to this site?
>made her cum 8 times
>I didn't
I don't know how to feel
>>27851022
I came anon.
me
>came 7 times, 4 upon insertion
her
>didn't
>Her: 10 times
>me: Once
is this a sign? do I talk to her?
>>27851302
Tell her about the simulation
Ecstasy of kenneth : 0 times
Ecstasy of tangia : 6 times
Just like real life I can never cum during sex
I came seven times, she came ten.
Now, I just need to make this happen IRL somehow and I can die happy
>>27852029
>Kenneth
Sorry for your loss
typed the last pornstar I've fapped to because I don't know any girl name.
>came 3 times
>partner came 7 times
Man I'm pretty cool
>>27852639
>fapping to an iphone
>>27852664
don't judge me
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