Tell us your fetish.
How achievable is it?
forced face sitting
5/10 on the achievability scale
Anything to do with hypnosis.
Achievable, I know already know the limits, but the whole induction process still hits me in the fetish anyway. I haven't had it done on myself yet, but I've hypnotized lots of anons so there is that.
>>27842220
Very. Just ask to lay on a girl's lap and I can hear their tummy. And lap laying is nice anyway.
>>27842220
Blindfolds.
Any woman would be up for it.
>>27842220
Race playing as a racist white guy.
I'm black so I just kik.
belly punching 0/10 almost 0 chance of happening
>>27842220
>A gaggle of lolis hold me down, rip my clothes off, and take turns milking me
>My high school chemistry teacher dressed as Batgirl
>Favorite concubine and haremkeeper of bisexual Arabian queen
Not even a little bit achievable
all of my fetishes will be achievable in vr
>>27842305
>tfw too jaded and cynical to be hypnotized
I just want to hands-free orgasm
>sex is my fetish
original post you fucking robot-kun
>>27842220
One night stand with a woman playing hard to get.
Second choice is a woman with a decent midriff that is hot enough that she shows it off.
>>27842356
would get a farm just make you work on it/10
>>27842220
Lactation
Unachievable I guess since I don't want kids or find pregnant women attractive
>>27842442
Get an autoblow. Or a magic wand. Or a venus 2k. etc etc
This
Easily attainable i think
>>27842442
The feels are real, I feel like if it ever does work on me it would have to be done by someone I'm able to completely let go around. Since I'm here though that's a wash.
I've got a couple.
>/gfd/
Achievable in theory.
>Older sister
I don't have an oneesan. I suppose I could get someone to roleplay it.
>Monstergirls
Not possible.
>Blind girls
Technically possible, though the odds aren't really in my favor here.
Could be worse, I guess.
To move in with some guy who will feminise me with hormones and surgery, while I become his personal maid, girlfriend and sex toy.
It's not THAT unachievable, I already look very girly and I'm small, but finding someone to actually do this to me would be difficult.
>being dominated
it's pretty reasonable. most of the girls I know are actually dominants or switches anyway.
>pregnant and impregnation harem + being a stay-at-home dad + raising/teaching a bunch of kids all of the valuable lessons they need in life
It'd be achievable if I were a cult leader.
>>27842514
It's not a big deal though thanks to hentai, it makes this whole thing much easier.
Golden showers/scat
About 3/10 I'll get laid in the first place so no idea
>>27842583
Great taste anon
I hope you succeed
>>27842220
A mommy trap gf that is also into femdom.
0/10 ;;
Girl wearing skirt/dress with cute panties sitting on my face so I can eat her out. I've had it once before but it'll probably be a long time before I have it again.
>giantess
Both physically and biologically impossible.
>>27842620
Do you know where you are right now? Just make a post saying where you are and get ready for the weekend.
Well, it's not legally achievable, put it that way.
Genuine love.
It's fucking impossible for me.
![9f865a155e1dc3d90ca03ae825e19cee[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UoqNFjn.jpg "9f865a155e1dc3d90ca03ae825e19cee[1].jpg")
not very realistic if I can be honest
Ballbusting
I want a girl who isn't afraid to kick/knee/squeeze my balls as hard as she can.
Would love to fuck her doggy style and have them squeezed and twisted and pulled as I cum.
>>27842305
Do you have any pre-recorded?
I have three of them:
1) threesome with a milf and a petite teen where I and the older woman are the parents who force our daughter to have sex with us
2)Having sex with a brown girl while pretending to be her white master
3)having sex with a milf in her 40s or 50s pretending to be her son
All of them achievable with money
>>27842794
Nah, I mostly use skype, and the ones I have made are lost to vocaroo. I could make one pretty fast though, interested?
Having regular sex with gf and her milf mom Not achievable unless the family is really fucked up
Tentacle rape, rape, chikan, groped in public places, light bdsm, forced into sex servitude, spanking but i also fantasize about being the aggressor in certain fetishes up there as well. All achievable with role play
>>27842851
I am indeed interested.
I want to have sex with somebody famous. Like a singer or an athlete.
Forced male milking.
I could probably find a guy that would let me do it to him but I'd never want to talk to him again afterwards
>>27842940
Cool, check back here in like 15 minutes.
>>27842220
Pounding & cumming in a girls poop chute.
Pretty fucking easy in 2016.
>>27842988
Will do thanks mi familia
>>27842949
I undestand a lot of fetish things, but I can't understand yours. What does turn you on about famous people?
>>27843016
Then can you explain mine? I can't decipher why seeing girls being punched in the stomach turns me on
>diapers
>ageplay
feasible, yes, but not great. limited pool of people to work with where I live, and an ((((EXTREMELY)))) small number of women in these fetishes at all.
Oh, and round it out with most people having unappealing bodies.
I'd pay a lot of money to get this fetish gone.
>>27842220
>short hair one in the middle
HNGGGGHHHHHH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOYOOOOOOO POPOLICE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27843136
ITSSS FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG WARRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY WHY WHY WHY
I want a qt with small tits and wide hips to peg me desu
Fucking a bitchy-slutty white SoCal sorority girl.
All but impossible. I'm a pseudo-intellectual beta male.
>>27843166
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
IDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>27842220
Putting my dick in a vagina.
Pretty much impossible desu, unless I pay a hooker but hookers are gross. I'll stick to 2D.
>>27843192
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
JEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUS
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
>>27843136
>short hair one in the middle
I know she's 9.999/10
>>27843228
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
SHE IS 10/10
FUCKING IDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>27843251
>Not knowing 9.999 is mathematically, technically, 10
GG WP spazzmaster, but that OP life-u is mine
>>27843126
It's like bdsm I think, violence can easily turn people on. A girl hit in the stomach will fall on the ground on at your feet, giving you the power of a ruler.
>>27843009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aIRCjjI8Nk
bit of background hum but hopefully not too distracting, I just did a basic induction, let me know what you think.
>>27842496
So, sex.
>>27843280
FUCKING IDIOT DONT SAY THATTTTT
IF I CANT HAVE HER NOONE WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27843345
come@me bra
>>27842738
gotta have faith anon. one day, you'll be the pet of a cute woman. one day.
>>27842220
Mind Control
It isn't possible.
>>27843391
>censored animu
>facesitting
>0% chance of success
KHHV here
Suicide soon fellow robots
>>27843016
No fucking clue, senpai.
>>27843410
im only interested in the feet, so im okay with censoring everything else. i do it so i can post it on other boards because on blue boards, feet don't have to be censored but breasts do.
Fetish doesn't mean having a sexual kink.... "I like feet" isn't a fetish.
Fetish means to have a dysfunctional obsession with an object that has no sexual or erotic merit.
"I spent so long masturbating to door handles that I ruptured my spermatic cord and had to have one of my testicles removed"..... That's a fetish
Inb4 autism.
Fuck my Mom's fat ass. 0/10
>>27843456
>no sexual or erotic merit
yep that's feet
> an object
mind control, bestiality, lactation, etc aren't fetishes then, it has to be an object?
Not even autism, you're just dumb.
>>27842220
>all these american """""""asses""""""""
>>27842220
Cute chub girl. No landwhales. Also armpits, maybe ask them to not shave their pits.
>>27843569
>Hating on number 5
fuck you, that's a nice ass. That's coming from an ass man.
>>27843538
Feet are erotic you spastic.
Ever massage your mother's feet.... NO BECAUSE IT WOULD BE WEIRD.
Inb4 poor people with no social boundaries share stories about massaging their mother's feet.
>>27842220
Are traps even a fetish these days?
godspeed, VR
>>27843538
feet are definitely sexual
>>27842220
To have sex with someone that would love me. 0/10
Fucking a girl in a fur coat. Decidedly achievable, but I would need
>a gf
>$5000 for a QUALITY fur coat (no faux/jacket, a full length fox fur)
I'm sure you can guess which I don't have ;_;
>tfw being independent and wealthy doesn't get you anything if you're autistic
>>27842220
>End of school shirt writing
Those girls are 16 you know
>>27843391
I'm hoping, anon
>tfw can't even feel small because I'm 6'2"
trade with me you manlet fucks
>>27843310
That was pretty great desu senpai
You have a decent voice if you got rid of the background voice you could probably find a way to monetize it
>>27843688
>GF
Why not just get an escort? I mean, doesn't that fit the theme better than just a gf? Aim for a really high class one and I'm sure she'll even have run into people with the same kink as you.
Although the others like yourself might have just been "older gentlemen" who were used to that from their youth.
>>27843688
Impregnation is actually another one of my "fetishes," although it's not really a fetish.
So impregnating a girl in a fur coat would be goat.
Another problem is that for me to buy a girl a fur coat the relationship would need to be fairly serious.
>>27843538
A fetish is formally referred to as Fetishistic Disorder in the current version of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders it is a psychiatric condition marked by persistent, intense, and psychologically impairing sexual arousal derived from inanimate objects (e.g., shoes) or non-genital body parts (e.g., legs). This term, which is technically a paraphilia, should not be used to refer to generic preferences for specific objects, ideas, or people.
Liking feet etc is normal. Liking feet to the extent that it is ruining your life is a fetish
>>27842220
Just deepthroat, but not with me forcing my self on her. I like it when she willingly and passionately deepthroats my dick.
Pretty achievable, since 2 out of a total 4 women that I've been with deepthroated me.
>>27843688
you could always fuck a yak
A girl eating my cum every single time I want her to, and to enjoy it.
We could experiment with different diets to change the taste of my cum for her,
and for that I wouldn't mind going down on her muff pie *almost anytime*.
I would sometimes just masturbate by myself, and if she is anywhere around the house,
I would come to her and let her know I am about to cum so that she cam wrap her lips around my reddish tip and not waste a drop.
Asslicking, I lick her ass and sometimes she takes turns and lick mine, preferable after shower, so that's asslicking, done.
If she is petite, I might manage do a 69 while standing, suspending her as she sucks my dick, fuck that's hot.
Pee fetish too, not hardcore drinking a glass of it type,
but I would love to taste her stream as it overflows in my mouth,
or for her to give my genitals the warm embrace of her piss stream,
or be on a beach and give her a piss shower.
I would like to have sex right in the open woods, some exhibitionism.
Unachievable; it is even impossible to find a girl who would be interested in all these perverted fantasies.
>>27843728
Thanks glad you liked it, I definitely need to get a better mic, this one is long past it's prime. I've been told that before, I legitimately might give it a shot at some point for a bit of side money.
I know it's not perfect, but does this color scheme fit together overall?
>>27842220Conjoined twins. Pretty much impossible because most are separated at birth or die.
Putting on used women's underwear. Not used as in soiled, but used as in worn before.
Very attainable. I have 2 sisters, but the thought of wearing their underwear sounds pretty unappealing.
>>27844457
You're obviously new here
>>27842220
Recently after going to the hospital for blood work I found out I have a Cancer patient fetish. Idk exactly how to word it b/c I'm autistic but let me try. I guess it's because cancer doesn't give a fuck if you're a man or woman,you kind of lose your identity,your hair falls off and so does her self esteem and image,and whatever else was metaphoricall attached to her hair,it's a fight for survival and from what I've seen they usually try to make the best out of what time they perceive to be left,so they're kinder to everyone and when they do fight their hardest and live through it,it's a sight of pure beauty for me. Achievable? Definitely,but I'm not very good at social interaction so there will be spaghetti.
>>27844487
Don't worry buddy already called the FBI on you they'l take you to a better place The sanitation ward
>>27842220
Latex
Femdom
Pegging
Thigh highs
Pigtails
Schoolgirl stuff
It's actually pretty easy for all this stuff.
I already found some chick into all this.
>>27844487
what the hell
>autism
that explains it. seriously cancer is a terrible thing especially if it ends up being fatal, for it to be your "fetish" is something you need to snap out of real quick, because if the cancer isn't terminal and they live, what else is there left? The cancer is gone and that's all you loved them for.
Literally just having sex with a hot girl. It's fucking difficult because I have no game, and prostitutes don't count. I can only seem to attract the uglies and the fatties.
>>27844604
Oh fuck I forgot I'm also into nips. I got yellow fever back in high school and haven't been able to shake it.
freakishly large tits.
3/10 if i get rich and offer to pay for some chestlets implants
>>27844648
Is this really a fetish? So many people love big tits
who else wants a girl to dry hump your leg like a little puppy until she cums?
>>27843280
>he doesn't understand how decimals work
pro tip: 9.999>9.9999>10
>>27842700
I know your pain.This is a very original sentence, fuck off.
>>27844831
yes consider i think the DDs that normalfags love so much are chestlet tier
>>27844842
One time I was trying to be sort of "dominant" and I tried different "modes" ranging from "firm, with slaps and chokes" to "utterly indifferent and sort of selfish".
For the last one, I finished, rolled over and tried to sleep. When she asked if something was up, I just told her I was done and couldn't care less about hers.
She ended up cumming like 5 times grinding against my thigh. It was pretty cash.
>>27844910
How much bigger do you want them to be? The only cup size bigger than DD is F and that one's reserved for obese women
>>27844881
>>27843280
You're thinking of 9.999... (infinitely repeating), brother.
Thighs highs
8/10
femdom
5/10
milking
3/10
dog dick as my own instead of this boring human one- maybe it more a fantasy tho.
0/10
Ballbusting and getting cucked.
I want to walk in on my gf getting fucked by a Chad (ideally a Asian tall basketball jock type). I get mad and start screaming at him but he just calls me shorty; kicks me in the balls and goes back to fucking my gf.
I get to listen to her moaning while I roll around on the ground in pain.
>>27843862
Fuck you anon now I have to masturbate and it's fucking late
>>27846654
I can't describe my feelings, so have a picture.
>having sex
>probably not achievable at all
>>27846704
Is it really that pathetic ? I guess being a manlet I've always had an inferiority complex about tall guys.
>>27842220
Cucking my wife (I.E. me having sex with other women while she watches).
Already achieved it. Though it can be surprisingly difficult to find another woman who is into the whole arrangement as well.
>>27846785
Well, I'm a manlet, but this is pretty pathetic.
>>27842220
Having a girl shit and piss on me whilst kissing me sensually
I-Ill be okay right guys?
>>27846789
>Cucking my wife (I.E. me having sex with other women while she watches).
>Already achieved it.
>wife
>sex life
Why are you here?
>>27846785
I'm a manlet, but I will never be this betacuck you fucking faggot
>>27847106
Dank memes mostly.
Deab is my fetish
Pic related, it's the darkskin god
>>27846852
>>27847142
Shrug it's pretty obvious that tall basketball jocks are better than me so why try to deny it ? If I can't be one I might as well let them (literally) bust my balls and hope that they at least let me watch them fuck my gf.
>>27842220
To live life normally without antidepressants and fully convince myself to be happy alone. Chances are not looking that good desu.
Diapers
As far as /d/-tier fetishes go, pretty achievable. If anything there's more diaper stuff done in real life than drawn, which is unfortunate.
A gangbang with a couple of black bbws with a lot of facesitting.
Achievable
>>27842220
Women of Iberian descent.
I just want to tickle a qt trap's feet
0% chance of achieving this goal. They don't even fucking make any good tranny tickling porn, it's all unconvincing gross Asians who take dicks in the same video, instead of a sensitive honest maiden with a pure sole and purer soles.
I want one day to have sex with my socks and shoes on. I accidentally developed a thing for feet because mine are very sensitive. I don't like tickling or dirty feet at all, but I like the idea of laying back with a qt boy sitting upright and sucking on my toes while touching himself. I want to call him a footfag over and over teasingly while he denies it weakly, with a lewd blushing face.
>>27842263
Pls... I love the idea of trying to find ways to put someone in a headlock with my thighs. I want to smother someone to death under my ass so badly. ;_;
Want to engage in mutilation with a girl, we drink each others blood, eat each others flesh, she kills me as I cum. inb4 edgy
>>27842220
9/10 of them pulling duckface. mfw this is how society ends.
>>27842220
Getting peed on.
Forced face sitting.
Forced face sitting after cream pie
Ropes and flogging (give and receive)
Getting pegged
Wife will occasionally oblige in all these. So totally achievable, just infrequent
disrespecting my bf in public so he pushes me down on the ground and fucks me hard in front of a crowd
not achievable at all :(
>>27842514
You don't want pregnant women, you want one that's just given birth. Probably plenty of women on craigslist hard up for cash that would oblige
>>27844636
Fat girls need love too
Stupid original crap
>>27842529
kind anon, please inform me of the sauce for that picture.
>>27842220
>that middle girl with short hair
I didn't know they made asses that fine.
>>27848855
Her ass is just the bare minimum of acceptability; it only looks so good compared to all the other skinnyfat or actual fatsos there.
I want to be a public use sex slave that can't refuse any sex act to any person.
>tfw you're in to fat lolis
never happening
>>27849087
Glorious Nippon can accommodate you anon
I have fulfilled just about all of my fetishes except piss play, being pissed on, and voyeurism
>>27848220
be my fucking gf and use my face as a masturbation toy and then dispose of my body on the side of the road
>>27847680
never heard of a straight guy into M/M bb
that's really fucking weird man
having a girl completely lose her shit at me in the middle of a very public street /w forcing me to take money out of an atm and give it to her.
im not degenerate though i swer
Quick, emotionless sex on demand. I'm not into bondage or all that other bullshit, I just want to be an absolute caveman when it comes to sex. Straight up bending her over the kitchen counter, pulling her panties to the side, blowing my load in her in 2 minutes, and then continuing like nothing happened while my cum soaks her panties.
I suppose it's attainable with a foreign wife, but I don't think I could live with myself if she wasn't into it.
Sniffing a girls fart. Id say pretty achievable, i only have to find a girl that farts in front of me
I'm not a little boy or a grown woman, so /ss/ isn't within grasp.
its actually asses and the short hair girl in the center is literally a 10/10 ass. omg.
>>27849548
Is it ? I really only like it when it goes with the cucking, getting my nads clobbered and then cucked seems like the most humiliating thing possible.
Or getting kicked in the nuts by Chad ( "just a prank bro") and then seeing him scoring with a girl I have a crush on would be something I would be into.
