ITT: universal red flags
>doesn't drink water
>Makes red flag threads on an autists' imageboard
Using the wrong form of "your" and "you're".
It's not a typo, it's just you being dumb.
>>27839357
>autism shoes
origami
>>27839357
Yes. This.
Repulsive.
So are picky eaters
>>27839763
With autocorrect it's actually not. It's a typo in a lot of cases
>always late
Chinese girls are the worst at this
>she doesn't squat
>doesn't have a sense of humor
>lies about pretty much anything
>horrible with money
>>27839907
>uses phone
>>27839907
>implying if you didn't know how to read while you text or type
>implying I'm a dumb cunt and that I don't know how to proof read content before I send it to make sure I'm not an idiot
FUCKING NORMIE SCUM GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27839357
>could of/should of
>for all intensive purposes
>>27839763
Pretty interesting because the difference is so easy but as a non native english speaker I only think about how words sound in my head instead of what they mean.
When I write long texts and I need to focus on grammar and additionally on content I start using your instead of you're because they sound about the same.
>>27840022
Calm down baby girl.
Your gonna be OK.
>won't eat the mushrooms or peppers in his meal
>>27840203
>implying girls even know how to imply
>implying girls browse r9k just to shitpost
Mfw girls don't know who moot is
Mfw you don't know who moot is
>>27840250
peppers are gross as fuck but if I'm eating in public or with someone else I'm not gonna pick them off
I don't like to refuse food around others, it's just rude
>>27839381
>autist's imageboard
>implying the majority of /r9k/ is anywhere near socially retarded as you are
Lol fuck off autist.
>>27840318
Good to know you can actually eat things you claim to not like.
>>27840154
non native english speaker here too, your english is just shit.
>>27840154
How? I'm not a native speaker and I never confuse any of the two. I always see native speakers having far worse grammar in English than non-natives.
>>27839357
>"i hate drinking water because it's flavourless"
I want to put these poisoned drones out of their misery.
>doesn't change the ice maker filter in the freezer regularly
disgusting
>squeezes the toothpaste tube in the middle
>>27840499
Oh fuck I heard that before
Two guys back in school even picked a fight about why I drink water, like dude it doesn't even taste like anything like wtf dude. Didn't even know how to react. Told them that taste isn't even an issue because water is just water and it tastes like water and one guy went "yeah bro that's what I'm saying it tastes like shit".
t. humans
>>27840458
No shit Sherlock.
>>27840488
I know the difference, but I don't build my sentences using logic.
I think about how the sentence I'm trying to create sounds in my head and if it sounds somewhat wrong I edit it.
But since "your" and "you're" sound the same I use them half the time wrong in "complex" sentences because I don't think about te meaning of the word rather than about the content of the sentence.
>>27840604
Maybe they were just afraid of dihydrogen monoxide poisoning.
>>27839357
>frogposter
shit meme boise
>>27839357
Why would anyone drink water when soda & juice exist?
This isn't the stone age.
>>27840488
>I always see native speakers having far worse grammar in English than non-natives.
kek, that's because natives don't speak as though they learnt English from a rigid style manual.
your/you're in 100% a spelling issue, not a grammatical mistake btw.
>>27839357
Someone doesn't drink water? What they drink instead? It doesn't even make sense...
>>27840874
is*, what a muphry
>>27840321
You're so retarded, that I feel sorry for you.
>she plays video-games
>doesn't drink beer
>>27840879
they drink soda
>DUDE WATER HAS NO FLAVOR IT'S GROSS
>>27840743
>high calories
>no nutritional content
>doesn't even get you drunk
Only children drink sodas.
>>27841483
>high calories
Drink lite/zero.
>no nutritional content
So what.
>doesn't even get you drunk
Mix in vodka.
>>27839357
U realize everybody drinks water rite m8
>drinks liquid calories
>eats sugary serial with even more hidden sugar added to it
>thinks its healthy
>the food he/she eats has less than 20/100gram protein content
>eats bread
(this one fucking annoys me to death)
>>27841483
Duuude!! I like totalyly like to get drunk, dont think im not cool cuz i am and i get drunk every night man!!!!! XD
>>27841483
>caring about your calories
Kek what are you a girl faggot?
>implying water has nutritional content
>implying water gets you drunk
>>27840025
>could have/should have
>for all intents and purposes
i had to fix it, sorry. bugged the fuck out of me.
>>27841523
Red flags for boys
>he cant pronounce cereal
>>27841531
I'm already fucking ugly and autistic. I cant afford to get fat again. It would just mean game over for me.
>>27840025
Paramount kek, m'boy.
>>27841555
>corrects someone online
>"pronounce" about written text
>>27839357
>doesn't exercise at least 3 times a week
>>27840743
heavily processed sugars like high fructose corn syrup, which is used excessively on soda, causes balding and a number of issues. Processed foods in general will fuck you up this way. They also rot your teeth, cause chemical imbalances in the brain, and induce fatigue if ingested too frequently.
Also your body odor is more rancid, and you retain a lot more water weight due to the high sodium and sugar content.
It's all around a lose/lose when you drink soda. It should be treated like ice cream.
Soda used to be served in candy parlors like it was a form of candy.
>>27841531
Water hydrates you. Chances are you haven't had enough today.
>>27841528
Sounds like you need some hydration as well, hothead.
>>27840909
>not wanting a vidya life-u
fuck off
>>27841593
Stay salty lad
>>27840025
"Could of/should of" is one of the few spelling errors that makes me instantly think that the person is a complete moron.
See also: discusting, perthetic and also the infuriating way normies always manage to mangle the figure of speech about "stepping up to the plate"
>Single parent background
>Neglectful or abusive parents
>Listens to top 40s
>Doesn't draw, read, write, or play an instrument by their own accord
>Homestuck, MLP, anime
>Plays more than an hour of vidya a day
>Does hard drugs
>Ill-mannered
>>27841625
>Chances are you haven't had enough today
>OJ/milk in the morning
>Coke from the vending machine with lunch
>another soda with dinner if I eat out, or some juice if I'm at home
I've gone days & maybe weeks w/o drinking water. I'm perfectly fine.
>won't listen to hip-hop because it's "nigger music"
>>27841713
It is nigger music
>when he has that virgin walk
>>27841745
hahahaha who the fuck keeps making these, they're great
>>27841745
>>27841759
Fuck off, don't encourage Taylor Swift memes.
>>no hobbies
way to communicate you have no capacity for self improvement
>>27841726
bad opinion honestly desu
>masturbates once a day or more
>can't go one week without masturbating
show a little self-control
>>27841726
tell Vyro to pucker up against my dick lips like a good sissy boy
>>27841777
Nice trips but don't talk to me or my taytay ever again
>>27841759
>doesn't answer within 1 minute
>listens to metal
biggest red flag for both genders
>>27841842
i fuckinglove youdude, saved both of these
anti-tay shitters get REKT
>>27841813
Alright
>>27841794
Ooga booga bix nood mufuggah
>>27841697
All those things are fucking dyaletics dude.
I guarantee you drunk water within those weeks where you haven't drunk any. This is coming from a dude who drank a 2 ltr bottle of coke a day and 6 cups of tea a day, fucking start drinking water. I now carry around a water bottle that holds 2 liters wherever I go now because being hydrated just improves your body and ability to process information in general.
>>27841874
>doesn't listen to metal
Dropped
>>27841745
>tfw my knee's been weird since November and I've developed a walk with a weird swagger
>>27841897
>Ooga booga bix nood mufuggah
>>27840022
>gay attempt at trolling
2/10
>>27839357
>lives with their parents
I don't care if you're male or female this shit is ridiculous, if you're over 18 move the fuck out and grow up.
>>27841967
>if you're over 18
what job can you get with just a high school diploma that will pay the rent and bills?
>>27841812
You can go a week without masturbating but the penis needs maintenance and ejaculating 2-3 times a week is encouraged from a medical pov. So I could not masturbate for one week but the question is if I should. Please learn about penis-dono, just like I took the time to learn about vagina-sama.
>>27842008
I'm not saying you shouldn't masturbate for a week, I'm talking about the tards on this board who post WHEW DAY 4 OF NOFAP AND I'M SWEATING IT'S SO DIFFICULT!!!
>>27841967
I don't get this american custom of kicking your kid out of the house the morning they turn 18
>>27842056
>I don't get this american custom of kicking your kid out of the house the morning they turn 18
I got kicked out at 16. Love the smell of capitalism in the morning.
America is all about independence and capitalism.
The earlier you realize that the better off you'll be, coddling children in their 20s will just fuck them up when they get out in the real world
>>27842056
Weird I always thought it was an American habit to have your kids still live at home well into their 20s. America is big it seems.
>>27842008
Right ok I can't help those guys, they wanted it after all. I still think you're underestimating the power of the dong versus "a little self-control"
>>27842152
Sorry, meant to quote you >>27842027
>he asks for your steam
>he uses Internet language in real life
>he learns or tried to learn Japanese
>he's never had a job
There you go. BTW I am describing myself because I am a colossal failure who doesn't deserve anyone
>she is self-professed "down to earth"
>she is "spontaneous"
>her hobbies are travel, party, and hanging out with friends
>she is above the age of 25 and hasn't attended or never plans to attend college
>>27842152
americans move out really early compared to most europeans
>>27842301
>>he learns or tried to learn Japanese
Learning a language is a good thing, makes the brain grow in the hipocampus and cerebral cortex (thought, memory and action)
>>27842152
It really depends, The American Dream used to be moving out and getting married starting a family and career asap, but nowadays families can be a lot more lenient. Generally you're expected to do SOMETHING at 18 though, job or college or get out.
>>27842383
I'm surprised Spain is that low. When I traveled there, it was mindblowing after never leaving North America for 30 years. There actually are places in the world where wageslaving isn't your entire fucking life.
>>27841980
I worked part time as a dish washer at minimum wage and saved $2000 over six months after all my expenses.
I had 4 roommates and lived in a basement but it worked and I was living good, if my retard ass can do it you can too.
>>27842056
America is the greatest country on Earth there doesn't need to be any other justification. We do it right, everyone else does it wrong, end of story.
>>27842383
>52.8%
W-wait.
I'm not alone?
What the fuck that was one of the main self-esteem crushing points until now.
Is this chart trustworthy?
>>27842491
enjoy your shitty lifestyle surviving on flipping burgers
>>27842517
Enjoy your Good Boy Points you fucking manchild
>>27842546
Oh you bet I do
>>27842471
If one is really a thrifty robot, living on 40 hour/week min wage is not difficult at all. Even part-time is very doable like you did.
>>27842383
>>27842419
Intradesting, had no numbers on that. Then again I can't pretend like I know what all these countries are doing. I come from a working class town where everybody just gets a job and moves out, so the "live at home at 25" is something I considered an American suburb thing.
no alarms and no surprises
no alarms and no surprises
>>27842383
maybe it's because the EU and ECB raped our economies? hmm and the fact that Muslim and Mongol-Jews from Russia have exploded house prices (in London anyway) and that European governments are riding another property bubble?
"1968" boomers and neolibs have really fucked up our generation. Our planet, our culture, our economies.. Everything.
get off yohr asse and stop trying to live the expenisv dreeam faggots.
Posted from my Wii U.
>she plays video games intended for guys
>she has a facebook
>she watches dumb tv-shows "ironically"
>her mom is fat
>she listens to pop-music
and most of all:
>she's on r9k
>>27842616
Well another huge factor is cost of living too. It's unrealistic to live within your means on your own plus go to college, so that's why (at least around where I live) it's typically get a job/trade and move out, or go to college. Then again, I also have extremely tolerant parents (my older brother, who is 30, still lives with my mother and me)
>>27842665
And just to remind everyone that there was a crash in 2001, then a collapse in 2007/8. Now we're living in a protracted depression -- worse than even the 1930s. We will only be shaken out of this decade long stagnation by an even worse collapse this winter or next year (foreshadowed by the Chinese crash last August) and perhaps then another 10-20 years of depression.
So just to clarify, the boomers and neolibs have forced you to live for potentially 30 years in economic desolation. That could be as much as half your life time. People will be born, and then die, only having ever lived in a wasteland.
we need a new machine t b h
>>27842714
>video games intended for guys
>>27842783
Bayonetta, Dead or Alive, Gears of War, etc.
>>27842819
>intended for guys
>>27842832
Yea, you're right.. Barbie's magical pony adventure was created with 30 year old trade-craftsmen in mind.
>>27842832
Yes, video games have a target audience. Some games are made for males
>>27842885
>>27842959
Post proof Epic's target audience is males
Protip: You can't
Experttip: In the making of documentaries they state they were trying to appeal to a wide and diverse audience, like the majority of game publishers
>>27842783
I meant more like
Lol is a female game
Dota is a male game
Like a girl playing a FPS. Its just sad to watch....
>>27841523
>drinks liquid calories
Coke after cycling training is great.
>the food he/she eats has less than 20/100gram protein content
Le "muh protein" meme.
>eats bread
Le "gluten-free" meme.
You need to carb the fuck up, you stupid ketofaggot.
>>27843089
>Epic makes Bayonetta or Dead or Alive
>Watching documentaries on Epic
I bet you enjoy infomercials by Electronic Arts, too.
>>27843147
>carbs
Eating carbs make me fucking feel like vommiting.
Its like you want to fucking get fat on purpose...
>Carbs
>not even once
>>27843147
>Coke after cycling training is great.
>ever putting liquid corn inside of your body
>>27843207
>not buying mexican cokes
>>27843261
I live in Canada, only the most hipster of grocery stores in the most hipster of cities would sell those.
>>27843165
>what is a proper a Google search
This also applies to the other two as well
>>27843261
That's my joint son
>>27839357
>Huge
>Black
>His gravitational pull is inescapable
>>27843207
>Coke after cycling training is great.
>ever putting liquid corn inside of your body
There's literally nothing wrong with fructose if you lead an active lifestyle.
>>27843176
>carbs
>Its like you want to fucking get fat on purpose...
Well, joke's on you since I'm a 5'11" 140lbs lean-as-fuck cyclist and about 70-80% of my calorie intake comes from carbs.
>>27841745
Virgin walk? Explain.
Original comment
I don't drink water because water is a fucking drink for normies and I am a robot.
What does a normie do after fucking his gf?
He gets them both a glass of water
What does a normie drink to fuel his sports performances?
He drinks water
What does a normie say when they bully you and you cry?
Here come the 'water' works
He does not say here come the 'Mountain Dew works'
He does not say here come the 'Vanilla Coke works'
I am not a normie so I do not consume normie beverages. The following is a list of drinks from most normie to least normie
1. Water
2. Wine and Beer
3. Fruit Juice (from a bottle)
4. Sports Drinks
5. Chads cum
6. Diet Soda
7. Milk
8. Regular Soda
9. Mountain Dew
10. Mayo Juice
11. Fruit Juice (from a childs carton)
12. Breast Milk
I drink number 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11.
By the way, if you are under the age of 3 breast milk is number 1. Babies are just soft normies.
