>tfw small dick
>tfw no matter how much I improve myself no girl will ever love me for real
Use your fist
sfgjjk
>>27838335
reporting in with the same fucking feels senpai
>>27838391
>tfw not a full man
>>27838406
>tfw not only that but getting ED now too
I've been seeing this girl a couple of times. Haven't been able to get it up properly yet (years of porn and jerking) but have gotten her off multiple times through figuring and oral. Dick size can't matter that much.
>>27838482
>Dick size can't matter that much.
I thought I had a normal dick until I've found out that most of the other guys I know have a bigger dick.
My hopes to find a gf and keep her drastically dropped.
>>27838335
Hey, if they can feel your finger, they'll feel your tip.
>short dicked faggots bawwing about short dick
>don't post short dicks
show dick or gtfo
>>27838482
if you arent being cucked yet, you will be
>>27838538
Go to /soc/ if you wanna see dicks homo faggot
>>27838542
Maybe, but she seems to really like me. Her constant attention is actually getting a bit annoying, I'm thinking now I don't even want a gf.
>>27838578
>I'm thinking now I don't even want a gf.
If not for you do it for us.
>>27838335
This is why robots can be fucking stupid some times.
>no girl will really love me cause I have a small dick
Girls that care that much anout dicks are whores. They wouldn't love you "for real" even if you had a big ass dick.
Rest of the girls that aren't whores, don't care. Unless like you have a micro dick that's smaller than their clits.
How big is it, OP?
>>27838618
13 cm.
>Rest of the girls that aren't whores, don't care. Unless like you have a micro dick that's smaller than their clits.
Wrong, they are no different than other and will upgrade you without remorse to a better dick.
>>27838482
I'm sorry bro but having a big dick is the most amazing thing in the world. Chicks get really excited and make a face like an excited little girl getting to ride the pony of her dreams when they see a fat donger and the pants drop.
>>27838618
5 inches and not girthy
>>27838618
Yah I'm sorry dude but you're wrong. Girls are capable of loving a man who wasn't the best they ever had but don't think they don't know you're not as good big or manly as Chad was
>>27838691
>tfw my girl loves me AND I'm the best she's ever had
:3
>>27838691
>Girls are capable of loving
>>27838691
>Girls are capable of loving a man who wasn't the best they ever had but don't think they don't know you're not as good big or manly as Chad was
fucking wew m8
>>27838611
Unless it's someone you really like the fantasy of having a gf seems better than the reality.
>>27838658
Probably. It's probably like breast size, most guys have a size preferences but unless it's an outlier its not a deal breaker.
It's not like I'm tiny any, I'm 6 inches.
>>27838644
>>27838677
>>27838691
5 inches are like 13 cm, right? I guarantee you that it's plenty enough. Not all girls are obsessed with Chad and his big dick. You worry too much about this, just cause you see "size queens" or whatever they're called say they love big dicks. Non-whores, aren't like that.
>>27838769
>Non-whores, aren't like that.
so no women then?
>>27838769
Yeah, because "small dick" definitely isn't an insult. It matters a lot, if you are smaller than 6 and thinner than 5 you are fucked.
just date someone that is really short
>>27838752
No it's not like breast size. Dick size is directly related to her pleasure. You can't hit every spot in her vagina with a tiny dick.
>>27838727
I've done porn and don't have a gf. But I promise you I'm the best most women have had.
>>27838769
Lol she will still like you but unless she's a virgin she's comparing you to other guys she's slept with. Every girl has a "best sex ever" guy and I'm sorry it's not you.
>>27838658
They really don't. I have a 7 inch dick and 3 out of the 4 women that I fucked couldn't take my dick in all the way at certain angles. Which happen to be my favorite fuck angles.
An 8 inch dick with average girth loses out to a 6 inch dick with fat girth to virtually all women.
>>27838644
>/r9k/
A place that has 0 understanding of women.
>>27838864
Tell us what they want then oh the great one because from what I'm seeing for 26 years is they all want a 10/10 6'4" model with a greek god body, six figure salary and a 8 inch dick.
>>27838803
Come on, you know there are some girls that aren't massive sluts. Just cause you don't see them, cause they don't attentionwhore all the time, doesn't mean they don't exist.
>>27838810
I am telling you, 5 inches are plenty enough.
>>27838845
>Lol she will still like you but unless she's a virgin she's comparing you to other guys she's slept with. Every girl has a "best sex ever" guy and I'm sorry it's not you.
And you're comparing her with your ex gf's, if you had any. Also, sex isn't everything if you want to find a girl that "loves you for real", as OP said. You don't have to be best sex ever for a person to love you.
>>27838848
It's called making it fit you fucking loser. Girls don't just let you slide it all in you have to push it in you fucking loser.
>t. 8 inch dick
>>27838894
>Come on, you know there are some girls that aren't massive sluts. Just cause you don't see them, cause they don't attentionwhore all the time, doesn't mean they don't exist.
They don't though, I knew one of these "non-slut" girls. She cheated on her boyfriend in a threesome without a remorese.
>>27838894
>massive sluts
true, just regular sluts
>>27838752
6" is pretty big
>>27838917
So she was a slut. What part of her was "non-slut"? This doesn't prove anything, anon. Not slutty girls do exist.
Go for someone around 5 feet, OP. They will be able to get off to your dick.
>>27838954
I won't believe it until I meet one.
>>27838894
You realize I said a girl can love you even if ur tiny right? I'm just saying she won't worship your dick or the ground you walk on like most of these chicks will unless you're stacked.
>>27838965
Doesn't that contradict the fact that she'd love you? If she loves you for real, she'll still worship your dick, even if it isn't fucking huge.
>>27839027
No dude love and worship are two very different things. If you don't see the difference you're here for a reason. they can to hand in hand but what I'm saying is if you don't have a big dick they won't. You need to be able to hurt her with your dick to get the kind of reaction I'm talking about. Remember 50 shades of grey was a NY times best seller.
>>27839106
I really don't see the difference. Care to explain more? If she really loves you, why wouldn't she want to worship you and your dick? Why do you need to have a huge dick for that.
>>27839182
He can't because it won't fit in to his narrative. You are simply fucked if you don't have a big dick and she will never love you like she loves Chad.
>>27839182
Okay I'll explain and try to be nice I'm on my phone so sorry if the punctuation sucks.
Worship is a one way street. What you have is the best and she knows it. It becomes almost divine for her to know your dick is hers and that it can bring so much pleasure to any girl but you chose her. a small dick cannot bring such a reaction.
Love is a two way street you both know you need each other although both of you may want hotter/better partners you don't leave as hotter/better partners will lead to one sided worship. The best is if you love a girl and she worships you.
This shit leads to BDSM shit and in my experience ~90% of women love bondage.
Thinking this treatment is normal is just a bad mentality to have you need to have an 8inch+ dick and know how to use it.
>>27839240
I just did loser im really not making this up I can't find a girl who actually loves me. It's prolly my problem cuz I always think they just like me for sex.
>>27839240
Whatever, I guess. I already explained that this isn't true, but you can believe whatever you want and then whine about your delusions.
>OMG ALL GIRLS WANT BIG DICK CHAD
>I HATE ALL OF THEM FOR WANTING HIM
>OMG HOW DARE YOU SAY IM WRONG, I NEED SOMETHING TO WHINE ABOUT
No joke I was talking to a girl and we hit it off great, months of flirting and sending pics to each other, we were planning to do something in the holidays
Then she notices from my pics that my dick is, at most 4'' erect
Asks me about it, welp, she becomes a little more distant after that
Eventually stops sending me pics
I stop talking to her, figured fuck it just another Stacy, and after a week of not messaging her she just replies "how are you going to fuck me in the ass with that, I mean..."
So I went out and bought a hydropump dick pumper, I'm looking into surgical enhancement, desu famalamo theres no hope for us dicklets.
>>27839293
>a small dick cannot bring such a reaction.
and that's all you need to know
>>27839328
I meant my insecurity not problem.
>>27838920
Does,t matter if it's sort though.
>>27839333
I think you are the one deluded here if you think women will prefer or love a small dicked guy.
g-guys 3 inches is average r-right?
>tfw small and circumcised
>can't be considered a man
>>27839293
Okay, fair enough. I understand what you're saying. But there's a fault in this logic. What you have is not the best. It never is. There will always be something better. So why not worship whatever a guy has, since there can always be something better. You just choose to worship this one, cause you're in love with him.
There is not difference between "real" love and worship.
>>27839410
Your problem is that you're applying human logic to love. Shit doesn't work like that. Girls don't choose who they love or why they want to worship you. I was just talking to a girl about this and they talk about dicks with one another a lot. Like even virgin girls know a lot about dicks. Well maybe not a lot but they will know if your tiny.
Also you saying love and worship are the same is really scaring me. Having s girl worship you is not the same as love it can actually get pretty weird. Idk why are u even arguing? Have you ever been in a relationship? Like this is just my opinion I guess but it's based on my life experience which has been weird to say the least. Maybe I'm just crazy but I'll tell you one thing for sure love and worship are not the same.
I have a small dick.My girlfriend's a qt curvy lady with H-cup tits who told me I was the best fuck she'd had the first time we slept together. She said she'd thought she was gay because every dick she's had hurt but that mine was different from anything else she's had. I was told that I was better in bed than even the women she's been with. We've been together for almost a year, now.
>>27839507
I didn't say love and worship are exactly the same. You said that even if a girl loves you, she won't worship your dick if it's small. All I'm saying is that if she does lover you, she will.
Idk why I'm arguing desu senpai. I'm just tired of people on r9k whine all the time about things they created. And yes, I am in a relationship, with a robot I met here.
>imb4 ree
I don't know, I just wanna make people realise that things aren't always all about sex, dicks and sizes.
>>27839614
You know she's lying because she loves you right? Also sounds like she's a fatty but I'll leave that up to you.
You can be good in bed but girls like it when dicks hurt. They to have to try and please you like you're such a man they can't even handle it without getting sore. This is what they want a man who is so manly they can hardly even do it.
>>27839614
>he believes it
>>27838335
iktf
i just ended up transitioning because i didn't see any other way to live with a small benis
>>27839632
Oh you're a vagina holder, opinion discarded.
>>27839632
I never said things were always about that and congrats I hope you guys are happy. What I'm saying is that when it comes to sex you can never be as liberated. You can and will love each other but I really bet she doesn't worship your dick. Does she beg you for sex? Do you chain her up? Whip her? She's not afraid of your dick she loves you but she's knows you're not a god.
>>27839704
kek you disgarded my opinion before too, don't act like me having a cunt changes anything
>>27839716
Anon, you mixed things up a bit.
>>27839777
What did I mix up? You can't just say that because your confused. Life isn't all about sex but when it is you will never compare unless you have a big dick.
>>27839632
Well a dick is literally everything a man has, as much as you might say that would you prefer a robot with 8'' and 6 girth or 5'' and 3'' girth?
>tfw buying pumps and pills with money left in savings
>>27838335
I have a 6 inch dick (average), but it's curved pretty badly to the left. So I avoid being around girls in fear that they may want to have sex.
Don't want anyone laughing about my banana dick.
>>27839777
Oh lol I get it now ur a girl. Listen baby I know you're trying to be a good girlfriend and I respect that but I know you're just doing that. Life isn't about sex and that's why you shouldn't leave him over this. But know that if you were with a real man you'd cum a lot more. I guess you don't have to be afraid of sex addiction
>>27839824
I wouldn't prefer him having a bigger dick or another robot with a bigger dick. I like him, the end. I don't want to change him.
>>27839849
>listen baby
Made me cringe a bit.
I'm not trying to be good gf. I believe what I say. And because I know I'm not a special snowflake, I know there must be others who think the way I do. That's all I'm trying to say. I don't want a """real man""", I want him.
>>27839952
>That's all I'm trying to say. I don't want a """real man""", I want him.
>keep hearing and reading girls saying this
>they drool like retards to chad pictures
>they jump on chad dick the moment he shows attention to them
baka
>>27839952
You can say it made you cringe but I know you just want what you need ;)
And lol that argument was fucked up for why other people must agree with you.
>I think this way
>I'm normal
>others must agree with me
It's a circular argument you presume the way you think is normal to prove that what you think is normal.
Also lol at backhandedly calling your be not a real man.
>>27840024
Calling your bf not a real man
Fuck phones
>>27838335
Not true. Some girls have very small vaginas and are hurt by large penises. Some couples can't even have sexual intercourse because of this. Being a manlet is worse, but there are some that make that work as well.
>>27840007
I don't know, man. I always hated pricks that act like chads. I always hated normalfags, that's why I'm here. And, as I said, I know I'm not speshul, so there must be others too that don't wanna jump on chads dick any time.
Baka anon.
>>27840024
What. I didn't say that others must agree with me. I said that I know I can't be the only one that prefers dicks over people, cause it's statistically impossible that I'm the only one. I'm nothing special. Would you prefer it if I said "lol look at me, I'm not like the other girls, I don't worship big dicks teehee :^)"?
>Also lol at backhandedly calling your be not a real man.
Did you not notice the ironical use of ""?
>>27840096
I'm also a balding manlet so yeah. Triple fucked.
>>27840157
How big is he?
>>27840157
It's okay sweety calm down is perfectly natural for you to prefer dicks over people :*
I know what you meant to say and I agree with you you just made the argument very poorly.
But either way we know I could make you feel amazing and your bed can't. It sounds like your salty about it though bbgrl
>>27838335
It's not worth getting upset over. You should just give up and get a waifu like I have. I guarantee you, when you find your waifu, it'll click and you wont give a shit about real females.
>>27838810
>6.1 long
>5.5 girth
Who /justmadeit/ here?
Who /17cm/ here?
Feelsaverageman
>>27839952
>>27840157
why not buy your bf a hydropump penis pump as a gift?
>>27840288
;_;
>>27840194
5 inches or something. He told me so.
>>27840217
Okay, I get it, you're being ironic. This is too cringeworthy to read.
I just tried to say that if you want to find a girl that loves you for real, you don't have to obsess over the size of your dick, but all I get is irony.
>say something negative
>"I KNEW IT GIRLS ARE ALL THE SAME"
>say something positive
>lol comon bbgurl, ur 2 salty :3
Why am I ever trying. Back to lurking it is.
>>27840369
I'm literally not being ironic this is how I am. It gets me laid, love, I'm sorry. But I mean I never said all girls are the same. I just think human sexuality is generally quite similar (women are usually similar in sexualitys and men usually similar to men). It's fine I know you want me after this even if you hate me you want this dick.
>>27840369
have you seen his pee pee or touched it?
>>27840432
>in similar sexualitys
>similar sexualitys
>sexualitys
back to school Jimmy, you should be in PE right now.
>>27840369
>tfw fem you met on /r9k/ expects you to be hung
>tfw you're not hung
>she cancels all plans of meeting
Well, at least Ill have money to buy a really nice gun by the end of a few months.
JUST END MY FUCKING BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS
>>27840511
You can make fun of me all you want it doesn't bother me. I know I'm smarter than you. I know you want this dick and you know what honey if you beg right now I just might give it to you
hey guys this is kinda off base but is it weird that whenever i think of any girl in any sort of romantic light i cant help but picture all her sexy times with previous partners and feeling jelly and insecure and pained? like every time i see a girl thats beautiful or have a romantic interest in i can't help but picturing her orgasming 5k times whilst slobbering over a bbc and then thinking i could never really penetrate THAT deeply. it's kinda hard now to get into any kind of romantic relationship because i always picture that GAINT BLACK FLESH ROD in their mouth pumping them silly gag reflex and all whilst they talk to me or anything
>>27840567
>I know I'm smarter than you
>responds to wrong person
all of my keks
>>27840602
You can say whatever you want you know I'm right this is classic r9k. When someone is defeated in an argument they can't walk away feeling like a loser so they just default to attacking the other person in order to change the subject.
>>27840369
Don't bother. Most people here don't want to listen. let the "muh dick" idiots stay in their delusional world and have a happy healthy relationship.
>>27840572
Yawn, more sponsored race-baiting/race-mixing bullshit.
>>27840432
How the fuck do you get laid while talking like this? You disgust me. How the fuck do girls like that.
Are you hitting only on degerate sluts, anon?
>>27840477
Seen it, touched it, felt it.
>Be me
>Conversation with qt girl I've known for years goes towards sex territory
>She has apparently only blown one guy, I don't believe she's still a virgin
>I ask her honestly what the craze is with huge dicks, ask if she likes them better.
>She brings up my other friends' penis as small
>I never asked for this
>Then continues on to say that she doesn't really care about penis size at all.
>Later ask another girl who is a friend about her preference
>"Eh, probably 7 inches, around 6 inch girth, that"
>Grab a ruler, show her the 7 inch mark, use something nearby to show her what 6 inch girth looks like
>"Holy shit no, ok maybe only 6x5. Maybe 6.5x5.25."
Feels good to make average seem like enough
>tfw my crush thinks my dong is too big, close to 8x6.
FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>27840678
Yeah, I've realised that. It's like they don't want to listen, though. I feel bad and I wanted to make people notice that real life is not ALWAYS full of these memes, but I failed as it seems.
>>27840756
Because most of us feel like we're being lied to, I just can't believe that a women could respect, love or choose a man with a smaller than average dick.
>>27840685
i'm not racist i'm just said that i will never have a bbc to pound that special someone with. the girl i love deserves a bbc. but that will never be me. :(
>>27840756
Well most of the bots here are socially isolated, have mental health issues, are in bad physical shape, come from broken homes and traumatic pasts, or a combination of all this shit.
Basically, there will always be someone better than me. Girls can get almost anyone they want because they're girls. If you're not objectively an 8/10 and /fit/ doubt you'll have a decent relation shit.
I actually had to get corrective surgery to fix my dick after a first surgery to make it wider and extend it had a complication. I'm lucky though it all worked out, gained an inch and a half in length, and half an inch in girth.
>>27840711
No I have hit degenerate sluts but I've also taken like 5 v cards as well. If you could see me you would want to stub too. I fucked one of my TAs in undergrad too.
>>27838335
When you jerk off to much as a kid and in puberty, can this inhibit the growth of your penis?
>>27840930
It's mostly genetics and how much test you have in your puberty.
>Dick size is normal but I have a downwards curve
Am I fucked?
>>27840525
Poor bastardo.
>>27840930
I didnt fapped till 18 due to religious parents And my dick is still a bit over 4 inches at 27 years old.
>Ftm (aka mentally ill, kek)
>No penis at all
>>27842185
>quitting the easy mode
Are you retarded?
>>27842387
Yeah
That's pretty much what being a tranny is lol
I was never a feminine cute slut girl in the first place so I do get less attention, but I acknowledge easy mode upbringing. I haven't been out of the house in a long time
Currently 20 years old, kissless virgin NEET basement dweller, no real life friends or even contacts outside of family. No hope of transitioning because I think trannies are retarded and dont want to enable myself.
Not sure what to do when I don't recognize myself in the mirror thoughsorry for edge
