This is my dog. She doesn't like people.
sorry pupper
>>27836510
Your dog has the iq of a 2 year old child. Get a real friend.
>>27836510
This is my cat having a yawn
What kind of doggo?
>>27836529
>pupper
So not only do you basically have an imaginary friend, you also think it's cute to speak like a toddler?
>>27836539
your cat doesn't care about you
>>27836548
Restrained hatred doggo
>>27836578
The cat probably doesn't even know he is.
Petcucks are delusional. They use dumb animals as a vessel to project their narcissism.
>>27836538
I like 2y olds
>>27836618
That's because you're a narcissist who can't handle an actual relationship.
>>27836616
>They use dumb animals as a vessel to project their narcissism.
Explain this? Is it narcissistic loving someone who loves you back, or did you mean something else?
>>27836640
Say that like it's a bad thing. Beta puss
>>27836641
It doesn't love you back. The fact that you are projecting your concept of love onto a stupid animal is onto itself narcissistic.
Newsflash: you're in a relationship with yourself. The animal could just as easily be a teddy bear.
>>27836677
A lot of doggos would sacrifice themselves for their owners. You're just making shit up like the typical autistic pet hater. Is it the lack of empathy that makes you dislike pets? I'm genuinely sorry you didn't get the chance to grow up with a pupper bff.
>>27836754
I'm fine with pets for children and spinsters.
Again you're projecting. Your dog is dependent on you. It is not capable of 'love' as humans understand it.
Society has gotten way the fuck out of control with this nonsense.
Literally, I'm just reminding you of what reality is. Grow up.
>>27836754
>Doggo
They even speak like suspended adolescent morons
>>27836805
Kids are dependent on their parents, that doesn't mean that's the only reason they love them.
>>27836805
>Again you're projecting. Your dog is dependent on you. It is not capable of 'love' as humans understand it.
Thank you! My god, dog people are fucking crazy and getting crazier. It's become like a cult.
>>27836677
Animals, especially pack animals, are capable of feeling a bond just the same and release the same brain chemicals around their family as people do.
>>27836834
Kids are humans dipshit. And they're their actual parents.
You're in a fake relationship with a fucking canine.
What's next, are you going to start befriending squirrels?
>>27836510
You're dog looks autistic
>>27836849
That's instinct.
Again, a dog has the IQ of a 2 year old child. It doesn't 'love' you. And frankly, if you're desperate for that type of affection, you have serious issues.
>>27836510
Your dog looks fucking deranged, mang.
>>27836840
>dog people are fucking crazy and getting crazier. It's become like a cult.
Yup. It's definitely getting worse. These idiots treat their pets like children now. They let them sleep in their beds, and have conversations with them and shit. They start instagram accounts for them. They go thousands of dollars into debt for vet bill and shit like the morons they are. They're clearly insane.
>mfw doggo h8rs
You're missing out on the most pure form of friendship.
>>27836892
Human bonds are instinct just the same, to imply the only reason to have a pet is a necessity for affection is retarded though.
>>27836930
>You're missing out on the most pure form of friendship.
More childish bullshit. Make a real friend, with roughly the same IQ as you. Not some dumb animal that is dependent on you. This shit is straight up pathetic.
>>27836510
That mutt is autistic, probably more so than you are
>>27836892
2 year old children are capable of love. Love is a chemical response to bonding, not an elaborate societal meme.
>>27836929
I had the manager at my local grocery store kick out some asshole who brought his dog in yesterday. I made sure they saw me do it. I fucking hate these people.
>>27836973
If your best friend is a 2 year old child, you're either a pervert or a retard. Grow up.
>>27836963
Having a pet and having friends are in no way mutually exclusive.
>>27836987
HERO
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Why do people with actual autism hate dogs so much?
>>27837004
Having a pet is for children, spinsters, and farmers. Pets sleep in the backyard, ge fed table scraps, and get put down when they're sick.
What these idiots are doing these days in no way fits the classic definition of having a pet.
>>27837001
My best friend comes round and walks the dog with me after work. It's more a matter of family than it is a matter of friends. You don't seem to understand how nature's social aspects work.
>>27836963
Clearly you've never had a DOGGO friend. It takes time to get to know a dog, they all have unique personalities. A friendship doesn't need intellectual discussions and boring ass small talk. You have fun together, you trust eachother, you've got love and affection.
>>27837035
Yes that is an arbitrary made up definition of pet yes.
>>27837032
Why do narcissistic idiots pretend that they're human?
Frankly, I don't give a shit what you morons do. You can play make believe all you want.
But when you start bringing them into grocery stores and airplanes etc., I'm going to remind you what reality is.
>>27837046
Why not just get an imaginary friend. A teddy bear. A waifu pillow.
Grow up.
And the pic you posted is exactly the shit I hate.
>>27837022
I looked him dead in the eye when I did it. I seriously think he was about to start crying. Good.
>>27837056
Lol you wouldn't do shit because you're a pussy 4chan poster.
>>27837077
>imaginary friend. A teddy bear. A waifu pillow.
Stop pretending to be retarded. It's obviously not the same.
>>27837032
They don't have anywhere near the understanding of how complex people and animals are beyond themselves to be able to comprehend the bond, so they oversimplify and rationalise.
>>27837136
It's completely the same. it's a fantasy relationship.
Do you think farmers a 100 years ago treated their dogs like isiots do today? FUCK NO
Do you think 90% of the world treat their dogs like these idiots do: FCUK NO
>>27837099
I can, will, and do shame the fuck out of rude dog owners in public.
YOUR FUCKING MONGREL DOES NOT BELONG IN THE PRODUCE SECTION ASSHOLE
>>27837164
Dude the way people treat their dogs today is a very modern thing.
Even 30 years ago, people would have thought it was weird.
100 years ago, they would have thought it was insane.
This is a social convention, it's not natural.
>>27837190
You're one of those shitskins who cross the road when you see someone with a dog, aren't you?
>>27837167
Do you think farmers 100 years ago and 90% of the world have the same understanding of biology and nature that educated western people do now? Humans are a species of animal like any other, we may have excelled and evolved societally and with more complex communication. But base instincts and pack-forming mentalities are still the same. There's nothing bizarre about 2 social animals being social, even if they can't speak.
>>27836510
She's perfect
DOG THReAD
>>27837272
neet doggo
>>27837266
You really like the smell of your own farts don't you?
There is no rhetoric that is going to validate your childish bullshit.
Again. Grow up. This shit is feeble minded.
>>27837315
Keep it up and the dog gore is coming.
>>27837214
What was supposedly normal 40 years ago isn't at all relevant to today.
>>27837315
kek. Are you going to post it on social media?
You faggots are like the tumblrinas with their cats.
>>27837332
you can't threaten doggos in a doggo thread, get out
>>27837342
Yes, the biological relationship between humans and dogs has changed in the last 40 years.
Grow up faggot. your grasping at straws, trying to validate your mental weakness.
>>27837352
get out of society, you delusional suspended adolescent freak.
>doggo
At least pretend to be masculine.
>>27837363
you need a doggo friend to melt your ice cold heart
>>27837377
bork am poopie
>>27837214
i don't give a fuck about natural
>>27837381
You need a grown up life to penetrate your purile fantasy world.
>100% guarantee the dog hater is either a nigger or mudslime
>>27837422
borkie
>>27837445
Haters.
I'm a white man. Try again. Got any more strawmans to defend your childish fantasy bullshit?
>>27837325
I'm explaining why naturally it makes sense without any form of insult while you call me an idiot and go LALALA NONONO.
Scientifically there's nothing bizarre about it, you really aren't being particularly mature in this situation and are showing a lack of deeper thinking.
It's nothing to do with narcissism either, being empathetic and appreciating another living creature that's different but relatable to you is hardly arrogant, however believing that you're above others with different understandings and thinking you're the only logical person? Yeah that's pretty narcissistic buddy.
>>27837363
No but the biological understanding of animals has changed hugely. And if humans understand the complexities and behaviour of these animals then their approach to these animals will change to.
This isn't grasping at straws, you haven't made any point beyond I AM RIGHT I KNOW BEST.
>>27837451
>China
>implying their culture matters
If they're not Japanese, why should I care?
>>27837480
How is a relationship with a dog any different from relationships with other humans. It's just a result of brain chemistry causing individuals to become attached to one other. The only real difference is dogs aren't duplicitous, judgmental narcissists.
>>27837490
>It's nothing to do with narcissism either, being empathetic and appreciating another living creature that's different but relatable to you is hardly arrogant, however believing that you're above others with different understandings and thinking you're the only logical person? Yeah that's pretty narcissistic buddy.
You are in a fantasy world. You can do all the semantical gymnastics you need to. won't change that.
There is nothing special or honorable about your realtionship. it's just madness for mentally weak people.
But again, just keep it yo yourself, and who cares.
the second you try to bring your 'friend' into a grocery store or anything like that, that's where the amnesty ends, and the sane members of society remind you that your out of your minds.
>>27837531
>How is a relationship with a dog any different from relationships with other humans. It's just a result of brain chemistry causing individuals to become attached to one other.
This is your fantasy. it's a one sided projection.
I know this is a doggo thread, but here's my kitter.
>>27837377
>Doggo
This is a meme word and tongue in cheek. Please stop being such a simpleton.
>>27837531
dogs can be pretty fucking duplicitous, my nigger ass rottie can open doors and steal food
>>27837550
this is what you look like m8
>>27837534
>mentally weak
Ding ding ding
Pets are for children, the elderly, retards, and now crazy white women using them as practice kids.
Oh yeah, and the mentally weak, who need 'love' from a stupid animal.
It's truly gotten out of hand.
>>27837534
says the person using 4chan to feel better about himself. in reality everybody fucks you in the ass. the government, your boss etc.
you're nothing but a generic dumb fuck who doesn't know nothing about anything.
I'm better than you. Fact
getting a puppy this weekend
do i pick the male or females out of the litter?
got pics if u wana see em
>>27837480
The irony of you calling someone pathetic sends my sides into orbit. You're so asspained about doggies thatyou spend your time shitposting in a desperate attempt make other people care about your mental issues.
Nobody cares.
>>27837570
It's reflective of the childish culture it came from. It's twee and annoying just like pet people.
>>27837550
No, it isn't. Dogs are social animals that have evolved along side humans since the earliest form of man. The companionship is mutually beneficial in all aspects.
>>27837534
Yet again you've still not said anything beyond you don't understand it.
Never said there was anything special, not sure why i'm expecting any rational discussion on r9k though.
>>27837622
Nope. I only care because you assholes are rude and selfish and becoming emboldened.
Your dog does not belong at the grocery store, airport, subway, bus, classroom, cocktail party etc.
Keep your nonsense to the sanctity of your own home and places like the dog run, and their wouldn't be an issue.
h,i am trype pc DOg
>>27837677
>wha wha I don't like dogs stop taking them with you,
Lol no.
Is there any bigger cuck than some fragile manboy picking up his dog's shit?
Smh if anyone thinks this is natural.
>>27837634
>It's twee and annoying
That's the point. I get the feeling you're someone who doesn't understand when people use literally either?
>>27837680
Are you 4 years old?
>>27837621
pls respond senpai
>>27837705
>picking up dogshit
>not just letting it decompose
>>27837716
I get it. I just find it repulsive. What the fuck happened to men? This is the kind of shit that fat women on tumblr are into.
>>27837725
4mohn,ts ,4
>>27837744
>What the fuck happened to men?
BORN IN LE WRONGO JENNERATION
>>27837677
>I don't understand nature and that people experience things in life that i don't.
>Everyone else must be wrong and must change.
Right.
>>27837738
Nice puppers. My dog recently gave birth to 4. Best things in life.
>>27837755
>her de der. look at muh puppers. he is my bestie. yesterday he chased a kitty cat and then sneezed and had a funny look on his face. i'll post pics later. tee hee hee
This is what you idiots sounds like.
>>27837807
Yup. It's nu male bitch boy shit. At least pretend to be masculine.
>>27837744
>Spends the whole thread being emotional and arguing with people without any rational discussion
>Resorts to insult and assumption and brushes off arguments based in reality
>Calls others feminine
Right.
>>27837842
Truth hurt? It really is what you dudes sound like.
>>27837872
Yes your baseless assumptions and holier than thou attitude really got my goat. Your arbitrary personal opinion is much more important than science and evolution.
You're arguing with a made up strawman and responding emotionally, before you even discuss masculinity learn to research and have a conversation. Your narrow experience is not universal.
>>27836510
My dogs like that too...it's my fault though..oh well.....
>>27836987
I understand grocery stores and airplanes, you don't have to be an arsehole about. You big wanker.
>>27837967
>Your arbitrary personal opinion is much more important than science and evolution.
Kek. There is no scientific basis for treating dogs like they are your children. This shit is c-r-a-zy. I'm glad to see other anons beginning to point this out.
Alright does anyone in this thread have any actual evidence as to whether or not dogs are capable of affection for humans? Because until then this argument is going nowhere.
>>27837807
Rekt. This is a pretty accurate depiction of how these people sound. It's markedly juvenile, annoying, and frankly pretty pathetic.
>>27838110
>grasping at straws to defend your nonsense
Anon, there is some level of natural affinity between man and dog. But that's where it ends.
You people these days treat them like surugate children. It's out of control.
>>27838110
>http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/04/does-your-dog-or-cat-actually-love-you/360784/
Dogs have also been domesticated for hundreds of years so their behaviour towards humans is in no way new.
>>27837677
>Keep your nonsense to the sanctity of your own home and places like the dog run, and their wouldn't be an issue.
Exactly. If they want to have some deep relationship with a dog, go for it. But keep in mind, it's still an animal, and be respectful of other people.
>>27838259
>Dogs have also been domesticated for hundreds of years so their behaviour towards humans is in no way new.
No shit asshole. The dogs behavior hasn't changed, the humans has.
>always thought shiba were cool
>suddenly doge meme explodes
>it's no longer okay to like them
that feel
>>27838327
Exactly. If you went back in time even 50 years ago and told someone that you are in debt because your dog/cat needed surgery, they would have looked at you like your insane.
Agree with anon earlier who said that there is some natural affinity between man and dog, but that's it.
The relationships you5anons are describing are relatively new, and born out of affluence. They do not cross many social and economic lines.
>>27837056
>I'm going to remind you what reality is.
>one-dimensional, egocentric worldview
>lack of empathy and altruism
Make sure you dive under the next bus that drives by.
Ironic, but my dog would try to save your dumb ass.
/tips fedora
>>27836805
>Again you're projecting. Your dog is dependent on you. It is not capable of 'love' as humans understand it.
Studies in canine brain chemistry say different
>>27838411
>>lack of empathy
Kek. They're literally using tumblr-tier sloganeering.
>>27838453
>Studies in canine brain chemistry...
The hucksters lament.
Not surprised there is a healthy overlap between you children and the muh mental illness toddlers.
>>27838327
Humans behaviour has changed rightfully as our understanding of the animals change.
>>27838491
You're seriously a clown.
These people who treat their dogs like surrogate children has ZERO to do with humans understanding of animals.
Does it have to do with socioeconomic conditions pushing the reproduction age of certain segments of society further and further back, thus displacing the natural instinct to nurture?
maybe
Does it have to do with the affluence of certain segments of the population, yielding more tolerance for this self-indulgent nonsense?
maybe.
At least come up with some intelligent theories.
>muh canine brain chemistry
fucking ridiculous.
>>27838465
>literally
Don't you get fucking exhausted from over-using "literally" in every context you can jam it into? It's literally inept communication. Literally. My dog has better communication skills.
>>27838568
>Does it have to do with socioeconomic conditions pushing the reproduction age of certain segments of society further and further back, thus displacing the natural instinct to nurture?
I totally believe that this is the case for the crazy white women (where lots of this shit started). It's probably not natural to wait until your 30s to have children, hence the dog as a substitute.
I don't get the dudes who do it at all.
>>27838649
>I don't get the dudes who do it at all.
Dudes on the make, use dogs as a prop to get women.Weak dudes, use dogs as a form of emotional coping. What's hard to understand?
>>27837315
that's a comfy pupper
>>27838838
When did you decide adulthood wasn't going to be for you?
This is my pupper. He's quiet and lazy.
This is my squirrelsly worsley. His name is Ralph. He likes frisbee and can be moody.
heres my doggie on halloween
>>27839163
yeah, this is perfectly normal and sane.
>>27839206
If he where six years old it might be. Smh.
>>27839163
Yeah retards, this is completely normal and healthy.
>m-muh canine brain chemistry
kill yourselves.
>>27836510
Is that a German Shepherd dachshund mix?
This is my doggo.
He likes to play
This is my waifu Jenny.
She likes walks in the park.
>>27837705
Have you ever smelled a dogcuck's house? These people live in filth.
leave the cute dogs alone
>>27839809
acknowledge they're animals and not family/friends/kids, and leave them at home where they belong. do that and there won't be any issues.
