positive and/or negative
>why do you never smile?
>you look like you're high all the time
>my mom thinks you're cute
>you always look tired
>you always look angry
>he looks like he is going to kill someone
>you look like you study computer science
>you walk like a penguin
>are you a boy or a girl?
I look nothing like a girl.
>>27836432
Fucking normies.
No one ever talks to me.
>implying i have human interaction
>>27836589
>you walk like a penguin
omg robot penger, so cute. I would fuck your little arse so hard.
>you always look tired anon
>you have the most captivating eyes ever
Said by a cashier at a local place I go for lunch.
Spoken by a school photographer there to take a portrait shot in front of about 20 people who all thought I was a retard:
>Are you going to pull that face for real? Your mum won't be happy with your picture being like that
I was smiling.
>I wouldn't smile much with a face like yours either
>You're a lot fatter than the last time I saw you
>Why do you look so sad
>Everything about you looks gay
>You're ugly
>You look normal
Add to that all the unsincere compliments I get from family members to make me feel better.
At work "are you mad? You ok?"
No goddamnit for the 10000 time I'm just focused on my work why aren't you!
>>27836432
Mum
>your look so thin (weight is still normal)
>you look ill
>you need a haircut
>will you stop pulling your eyebrows out
Other people
>nice eyes
>what happened to your eyebrows *followed by laughter
>your body is so weird, fat and skinny at the same time
I had a habit of pullimg my eyebrows out
>you have seedy eyes
>you don't have seedy eyes
>your teeth are fucked up
>your teeth aren't that bad
>your afro is amazing
>the afro didn't suit you
>you have a nice smile
People are consistent.
>>27836432
>why are you always screaming
>you smell
>what's wrong with your eye
>what is up with your teeth
>whats wrong with your mouth?
>your hair....
>why are you fat?
>how did u get skinny?
>>do you only have 2 shirts?
>>27836970
fog?
origi-fucking-nal
>>27836432
Someone I knew only online came to visit me, and when other people we both knew online asked him later to describe me, he described me as having "axe murderer chic."
>why are you always angry?
>don't you ever smile?
>are you gonna shoot up the school? *laughs and points at me*
I don't get it, I tried to be friendly and to socailize but people always end up laughing at me
and now... a conversation, because why the fuck not
>what are you listening to?
being the avant teen wannabe sperg, i replied:
merzbow
>who?
oh, its a japanese artist, he is alright, im not sure you will like him tho
>i like weird music, i am weird hahahaha
so i give her my headphones and play woodpecker pt.1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gzBqayDmJ8
SHE LITERALLY RUNS OFF
>think to myself that i should have replied that i was listening to joy division
i know it sounds like bullshit but english isnt my first language so its kinda awkward
>>27837139
Jesus Christ what the fuck is that shit? you actually listen to that? Congrats everybody thinks you're a retard now
>>27837139
>That music
What the fucking hell for fuck sake
>>27837139
I would rather listen to the recording of a nigger slobbering over a microphone and talking about "kiings 'n shiet" in the genre known as 'rap' than listen to any more of your tuned static. It would have been less autistic of you to offer her a vape from your e-cig.
You poor bastard.
>You are the same as your brother anon
>You look tired
>Are you high?
>does he know how hot he is?
still khv tho
the only compliment i ever get from girls is on my dimples.
my dimples are cute ~. CUTE!
>>27836432
> If you won't behave you'll become like that man
Some mother told this to her kid while I was passing by.
>>27836432
are you fucking me ?
>>27838432
Do you know why she said that?
the only comment I can really remember is
>you look like a huge nerd who knows what he's talking about
>>27837106
>axe murderer chic
Intruiging
>>27838286
Exactly this for me. "Hahah look at anon he's such a fucking stoner"
Positive
>bf lies to make me smile sometimes, and sometimes genuinely likes features such as my boobs and vagina
Negative
>moon face
>eyes too far apart
>flat face, fat face
>flat ugly nose
>tiny mouth, ugly teeth
>ugly cheeks
>big forehead
>eggman as a trap
>dumpy frumpy body
>bad skin
>fat and ugly
>>27836432
The last comment I got on my appearence was in middle school when I never showered and played video games all day while eating fast food and it was from a bitchy girl who asked me on a date then laughed and said I would never date you take a shower. I replied with fuck off bitch and she never talked to me again kek
>>27836432
>you have pretty eyelashes
Literally the only thing I've ever been complimented on, and it's a backhanded compliment because I'm a man.
My mommy tells me that my skin looks beautiful when my acne is toned down.
>>27836432
> you always look so sad anon
> what's wrong (most frequent, I get this every day)
> how are you so smart (I'm actually an idiot)
> hahaha I'm so surprised you're not with someone anon don't worry you'll find someone
> Tfw never even held hands
>are you twelve?
I'm 6'1 but people can't see past the the baby face
>>27838615
Here's your (you) roastie, now take your fat ass the fuck out.2d>3d
>>27836432
>You're so tall for an Asian?
>Are you Japanese or Korean?
>Korean? Okay north or south?
>Why are you so angry?
>You walk funny
>>27837139
I like my music more rhythmic anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G91COroeE7w
>>27836432
Girl told me we should go shopping and she would pick out clothes for me.
Told her I dress plainly on purpose because I want to look unassuming to blend in.
>what? you don't look unassuming and harmless at all anon
She then said there's something about the way I carry myself that makes me look very non-unassuming and that none of her friends see me like that, but she couldn't explain it better and I didn't bother to ask further. It shocked me because I come from a working class town where everybody is a mechanic and I was the biggest pussy ass bitch around. But in this faggy university city people think I'm some thug.
tl;dr I have no fucking clue what I look like anymore, clearly my self-perception is distorted
>>27836623
Same for me when I was younger. Pretty emberassing when it happens in school. Probably fucked my self esteem up.
>>27839079
Same. Now I kind of want to be a tranny
people never commend my appearance
i don't know if i look retarded, stupid or sad
>you look tired
>you look sick
>only one girl in my entire life thought I was handsome and I fucked it all up with her
>>27839087
I don't I just really hate myself.
>reduce black hole cooldown to 150/135/120
balanced?
>you have a big nose
>your so skinny anon
>anon your back looks like a camel
I just fucked it up with my only love. Literally yesterday
>>27839184
FUCK WRONG THREAD
original jfhfgjd
>>27839192
I fucked it up a few days before christmas. Trust me the pain won't go away for a long time.
I have no idea what to think anymore
>you're hot as fuck
>you are ugly as hell, no one will ever marry you
>you have a really cute smile
>your smile is gross cover your mouth
All said by females and in a certain case the same female. A chubby girl I'm fwb atm is the only one thats been consistent throughout the years
>>27836589
>>you look like you study computer science
I work in an university. I can certainly tell computer science & electrical engineering students from other students.
>>27836432
2 & 3 I got all the time in 8th grade then in high school I begin wearing contact and I guess they opened my eyes more.
>you have gorgeous eyes
>you're cute
>you look like seth rogen
>you would be at least a 9/10 if you lost some weight
When I was younger and edgy
> why don't you smile
When I hit a growth spurt in 8th grade and lost some chubbiness
> wow anon you're tall
When I got to high school
> nothing
>>27837139
please let this be real
for the love of god i want this to be real
>how long have you been growing your hair?
>how tall are you?
>why are you so quiet?
>you always look so unapproachable
>hey you need to stop growing
stop saying this
>you look like you're high all the time
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27840283
I don't know if you're aware of this, but having unusually dilated pupils is one of the symptoms of assburgers, and why assburgs often have sensitivity to light.
>"No, no. Y'know, you are very pretty, anon, I mean, but like, not model.. or, stopping traffic pretty.. Like not like that but you're just a prettygirl, not over the top, but just regular pretty. Okay?" - Unsolicited Comment While She Was Styling My Hair, My Mom (2010)
>"..O-okay"
>>27840315
I think it's more that my eyes were red for some reason and I'm very pale as well
>That's a nice jacket you have
My brown corduroy jacket gets more compliments than I ever have. In fact, I can't remember the last time someone complimented me on my appearance that wasn't related to what I was wearing.
>tfw when your clothes are more attractive than you and if sentient would be more successful with women than you
>>27836432
>why do you walk like that?
>you always have a smile on your face!
>you seem to do everything with style
>your head is big
>your head is small
>you need a hiarcut bad boy (dad)
>I'm scared of him
>I wouldn't want to be on his bad side he might kill us
> you look like a thug, or some kind of criminal
> you looked so sad sitting alone
> you have, like, this aura of hatred around you or something
> you look a lot older than you really are
>you look like you're going to punch someone if they talk to you
>You look like a serial killer
>You look angry
>You have a great smile
>You walk like a robot
>You have beautiful eyes
>you look like a pedophile
>mfw i am one
>>27836432
the proportions in those arms are weird
>>27836432
>Why do you have white boy hair?
>Why do you look serious?
>Are you Chinese?
I'm Mexican and nowhere close to looking like a Chinese.
>your face is really red
>you look like you took a fat bong rip
>youre the only aryan at this school huh
>>27836432
To the person who drew this pic. I offered to make you a site but the thread 404ed before you could give me contact info. Offer still stands friendo
>>27836999
>what is subjectivity
.!.!.!!.
>You look like a school shooter
This one hurt
>>27842585
who is she? is a real person portrait? is it a character?
>>27836432
>Do you do drugs?
>Why do you sleep all the time?
>What time do you go to bed?
>Who do you hang out with?
>What kind of music do you listen to?
>How do you get good grades when you always sleep in class?
>Why do you always wear the same hoodie?
>Why do you always wear black?
>You listen to the same music as my dad
>Wow anon I didn't know you could talk haha
>>27836432
>why do you always look so angry
>smile
>why do you always look down to the ground, look up?
>why do you only dress in black clothes
>>27842585
>friendo
stop stealing my lingo fuckernaught
Some normie friends said to me once that I was a walking meme, the rage comics kind.
>why do you look down when you walk?
>why are you so hunched over?
>>27842585
i didnt draw this but i will take the offer
>>27842784
>special snowflake detected, friendo
>you look like a bank robber from the 1930s
>you look like a witch from the side
>you walk funny
>your eyes are so blue (just got this again today, no idea what to say ever aside from "thanks?")
>your hair is so pretty/is it your natural color?
>>27842817
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI AM SPECIAL AND ORIGINAL
>>27842812
Who are you?Who whoWho who
Oregano
>>27836432
I know that when Im by myself my resting face makes me look quite cold towards others. I guess also now that my hair is longer everyone now thinks I am a stoner when I never done it once in my life.real reason I am growing hair is cause I wanna get on the hormones
>you're a big guy
Not even joking, it was a bulking phase
>>27843132
No one you know (but an amateur)
>>27837234
>2016
>not into noise
reeee normie leave
>hey man, wanna buy-
i'm a girl with short hair, but like... quite obvious boobs?
>you have sexy eyes, they're big.
>your eyebrows are so dark and full, don't ever pluck them
>you look tired
>you've got a great butt
>why don't you show your teeth when you smile
>>27840218
Are you me? This is literally all anyone ever says to me.
>how can you even see your cards with that big of a nose?
>>27843266
akashi best girl, good taste anon
> you got a huge dick breh
>tfw every comment on your appereance is "ginger" or "faggot"
>>27842585
yeah, I'm really sorry about that, I panic a bit when it comes to interacting with people and the thread 404'd just before I could post my contact info
here's a throwaway email I just made: [email protected]
>>27842740
it's a self portrait I did a while ago
>why do you always look like you are about to kill someone?
>>27836432
>tfw some gay weeaboo told me I was handsome
Thanks weeb, meant a lot.
>>27843960
THEY KNOW!shut the robot down
My friends/classmates called me Kermit the Frog through middle school and high school. I understood later it is because I have a fucked up frog face.
>>27843960
were you playing mtjew?
>>27838585
Ayyy nice twisted metal black reference.
Me at 14:
>"it's harry potter, OI GORM"
Me at 20:
>"it's a blonde harry potter"
Me at 22:
>urban youth walks past me and goes "want to buy some weed harry potter"
>>27836432
>Are you from England?
>Are you one vacation?
>No, why?
>You look well rested, man
>Do I normally not?
>...
I don't even work.
>Why are you bald behind your ears?
>Your forehead is so big, like an alien.
>How come your friend is so skinny and you are so fat.
>Why is your face so red?
>Tomatoface
>Koreaboo girl: I wish i had your eyes, they look so asian.
>I didn't know you had such curves and sharp collarbones like that. You should wear dresses more often.
>Your face is so small and cute.
>I wish I had blonde locks like yours.
The comment wich ruined the little confidence I had left:
>It looks like you have a penis when you wear those tight pants.
I hate having a fat venus mound. It won't disappear even if I'm underweight. fuck I can't even wear a swimsuit. i can't wait til i get enough money to do a surgery.
>you look dead
>you look tired
>you look high
>your head is shaped weird
>haha jew nose
>dude I think you're balding
>dude you look homeless
Haha, fucking normies. What do they know? Haha
>>27836758
Why haven't you fugged her?
>>27843132
It doesn't matter who we are.
>>27844102
YOU DONT DESERVE A WEBSITE, I DO I AM WAY BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU SUCK AT DRAWING
>>27836432
>Shouldn't you be at school?
>Hey kid, hey... hey kid!
>Aww thats nice that you are hanging out with your sister
>being given the kids menu
>my wife ordering for me when out to dinner
>You seriously need to stand on your tiptoes to use the urinal?
>Get out of here or I'm keeping this ID, it's obviously fake
>you should shave your legs baby, hair doesn't look good on a little guy like you... besides I like smooth legs
>>27837139
You should player her this when a qt asks what you're listening to:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1crAmmGHvlt
>>27844380
I'm still trying to git gud at art so I guess I can't really deny that, but saying that isn't really going to help you get a website
you'd probably have better luck if you actually showed your work to anon
may have posted this before but w/e
when the latest James Bond movie came out I got a lot of people calling me Q (left)
>>27844003
thanks senpai
orig ina l
>Is he wearing eyeshadow/mascara? (No, I wasn't)
>You're not as cute as I'd thought you'd be. (Chatting with girl online after meeting at school)
>Are you okay? (Old man asks me on the train)
>You'd be pretty as a girl. (...Would be fine with that, tbvh)
>Haha, anon, there's no way you're sober rn XD (I was)
>Do ever wear clothes that match? (...?)
>Psst, fellow roastie, do you think he is attractive, him over there? (I had my hood on so they couldn't see all of my face)
>Eeekkkk!!! (Literally scared someone with my face)
>>27836432
>Hey anon, have someone ever told you're weird?
>You too.
>>27837139
She was disgusted by how much of a filthy fucking pleb you were. Merzbow is entry level ass fuck. Listen to Yellow Swans. I just go with my default and either say nothing or study music.
>>27844814
That's not a bad thing I always thought he was a dapper looking dude
>>27844814
Cuuuute~
Vyro is that you?
>>27836432
>why do always come here? It's weird.
>oh, was that awkward?
Pls just give me my coffee. It's the closest place here idk what I did to you.
>you have baby knees
> you just don't look healthy
>I love your hair, is that your real color
> what's wrong with your hair
> what race are you, really?
The race one, I get asked very often and I tell them something different every time.
>>27836432
>you're SO cute
>you're very handsome. no seriously, I mean it (I had given them a quizzical look like I didn't believe them)
>you look pretty good with eyeliner, like a rock star almost
Despite all of that, I still feel as if I'm an ugly shit.
>>27844814
>Q
Be my boyfriend.
>you look like a Ken doll
>>27844384
Can we see a picture of you?
I'm extremely curious, and have a hard time believing you look that childish
>>27843960
People in high school told me that I look like Smeagol. This, combined with my depression and lack of female attention completely ruined my self esteem.
I had a rhinoplasty done last summer, but that doesn't help with my delayed social development. Cost was 5k Euro.
>>27845200
>>27845165
>>27845285
I was not expecting this
bloxxxbsjshaid
>You're ugly as shit
>Crater face
>Jew nose
Not even a fuckin Jew man
>you have a cute nose
>why do your cheeks get so rosy?
>you have a tooth gap
>are you a girl or a boy?
>you have nice legs
>you have cute feet
>you look out of it
>>27845542
Lick my stick Vyroooooooo~~~
>You look like Ian Curtis
I don't.
>got called tall when i was 13, 19 now and 5'9" (that isnt tall for my age now)
>I'm a chubby guy so I've never been mired
>you always look depressed
>why are you so skinny?
>dude are you anorexic?
>look at the fucking tree over here
I'm not that tall either.
>wait, you're not 13?
>when was the last time you showered?
>you should wear more fashionable clothes instead of your uniform all the time
>wow you weigh a lot more than you look
>your eyes look so tiny without your glasses
>>27845815
sorry not vyro lol
>is green your natural skin color?
>stop shedding hair all over the couch
>I like the way your warts kinda look like Orion
>your left antler smaller than the right one
>oh, I think some of your nose slime got on the table over there
>>27836432
>tfw my oneitis looks exactly like pic related and wore the same outfit yesterday
Who are you?
>>27846380
it's a self portrait
that's a pretty weird coincidence though. I have the outfit irl, but I haven't worn it for a few days
>>27846497
We're probably meant for each other but I'm too high to handle the situation :(
>>27836432
>recently started getting compliments on my beard
Its mostly older men and women, two 30 year old women though so I guess i'll keep it
>>27846670
>meant for each other
you already have a oneitis though
>>27836432
>you're gorgeous
>you're perfect
>you have a *really* nice jawline
>you have perfect teeth
>you should model
>your face is very symmetrical
>you look like a ladykiller
>BROW GAME ON FLEEK ANON HAHA
>you have really long eyelashes I'm so jealous!
>oh my god your eyelashes are longer than mine!
>your hair looks perfect
>your posture is amazing did you ever take balet?
>damn dude you're a beast
also had alot of compliments when I grew out my beard ranging from
>nice beard
to
>you should be a beard model
fuckin what does that even exist
>while eating
>femanon staring at me
>>what?
>"oh nothing, you just look really beautiful while eating is all"
still a virgin, turning 20 in one month
I don't know what to do, social anxiety and general awkwardness kill me
I don't recall any negative comments about my appearance ever other than
>your lips are really chapped
and they were cause I had allergies at the time so I was breathing through my mouth
all the compliments were from various people, I'd rate myself realistically a 7.5/10 on a good day
>>27836432
>>Do you play basketball?
>>You're so tall! Why don't you have a gf?
>>You look mad all the time.
>>Why don't you talk?
>You look like you know stuff about technology. (Hands me their phone or talks to me about their computer problems.)
Such is life lads
>>27836432
>You look like a faggot
>Do you hang up your clothes?
>You always look angry/sad
>Wow, you're tall
>>27844352
She's black and fat.
>>27846909
Okay, Mr. Thundercock. Please leave.
>why do you look so tired anon
>what with your eye
>are you h-high anon
>you doing ok anon you look down
>>27847107
can't b mister thundercock if I'm still a virgin
aren't I the definition of a robot? I mean, alot of people here can't get a gf because they're ugly, that doesn't make you a robot just a bitter ugly person
>>27836432
uhm where did you find this image
this is my ex
I'm super triggered right now
>>27836432
>You look like an axe murder
>You look like a serial killer
These are things my bosses have told me. Always makes me laugh.
>>27847155
>bitter ugly person
Hohoho, okay, boyo. I may be bitter, but I'm not ugly.
You were flat-out just bragging.
>>27847159
I'm not op but I posted that self portrait in an r9k thread a while ago
and I'm fairly certain I'm not your ex either since I've never dated anyone and rarely talk to people.
why does this keep happening
>>27847263
that was the point of the thread anon was to post what people have commented on appearance
I'm not saying you're ugly at all, I thought you were implying that I must be a chad because I get alot of compliments, that doesn't make me a chad, besides if I were bragging I'd rate myself a 10/10 but a 7.5 is more than fair I think
>>27846773
Yeah but I need to move on so I can be the friend she deserves. We got close during my beta orbiting
>you're not going to get a girlfriend if you have long nails, long hair, and earwax coming out of your ears
some member of staff in primary school said this to me when I was about 8 or 9. she was teaching some kind of typing club I think and I wanted to check it out and she said that to me when she saw me for some reason
>you're sucha cutie!!!
>why are you always laughing/smiling
>you look handsome
>I love seeing you!
little do they know I think about suicide daily
>>27847289
>why does this keep happening
have you been told you're someone's ex before?
>>27847307
everyone I've ever met assumes I must live some fantastic life constantly having sex and doing cool shit
I sit at home and play vidya all day, and sometimes I go to the gym, that's seriously it
>You always look like you're about to cry
>your eyes are too small for your head
>you look like a girl
>you swing your hips like a girl when you walk
>the first thing I notice about guys is their jawline and you have a strong jaw
>you look like you should be in a boyband
>general comments about me being swole as fuck
>>27847409
>>you swing your hips like a girl when you walk
why do you do this anon?
>>27847301
I doubt finding someone who happens to look like her is the right way to move on.
>>27847379
I've had people say that I was someone from /soc/ or something even though I never go there, and there's also that other anon in the thread with the oneitis
>>27847426
I certainly dont do it on purpose, in case you're retarded enough to think I do. It's just how I walk. I tried to walk more stiffly, and they said I was still swinging my hips.
>>27847515
hey you should post a pic of your face
>>27847515
>I doubt finding someone who happens to look like her is the right way to move on
Almost worked for a little while with her twin sister but I couldn't really deliver whenever she gave me a chance (determination and playing loose with the rules will get you pretty far on their own) since I'm a robot
>tfw there are at least 3 of my waifu out there and I can't make ilt work with any of them ;_;
>>27847758
Yeah I'm really curious. I wanna post a pic of my oneitis but I'm afraid I'll just look stupid
>>27847298
You have more confidence than I do, so I envy it, essentially. You're okay, anon.
>>27847758
No, fuck off.
Dhfghf
>you'll be ugly no matter what if your head looks like a football
>>that facial hair
>I'm sorry (in response to a picture of me)
>you look fat desu
>your lips make you look autistic
>get a nose job
>your eyebrows are too far apart
>you have fat fingers (t. my oneitis in high school teaching me guitar)
>did you break your nose or something?
>[you look like] Steve Buscemi
>how can you walk around like that?
>you have a butt chin (t. random girl on the bus in middle school)
>>27836432
>you always look angry
>you always look annoye
>you always look tired
>you always look scared
>you have amazing hair
>how long did it take for you to grow your hair out like that?
>how do you get your hair to look so good
>you have nice eyes
>you have so much acne
>he's short
>you look very upset
>are you ok?
>you never smile
>you'd make a really pretty girl
>>27839365
how so? oregano comment
>>27847812
thanks anon, you and I probably have alot more in common than you'd think
>>27840339
Your mom is autistic
>>27847758
>>27847789
I don't really want to post a face pic but here's a more realistic self portrait from reference I did for practice while ago. maybe it'll help.
>>27847766
wow, that's a pretty big coincidence. either way, it's not really your fault that a stranger on the internet doesn't instantly like you.
>>27845237
well, what race are you really? Or how do you look like?
>>27848582
ok I feel a lot better now cause you look a lot more asian than my ex in this pic, I guess you're not as identical as I feared
I still saved the one in the OP I think I'll look at it when I pull the trigger and blow my brains off
so thanks for that, what a crazy world
you're pretty qt if this pic is anything to go by, weird that you're a virgin
>>27848845
>blow my brains off
>off
kill yourself faggot.
>You look like a doll!!
>You're like a Barbie!
T-Thank you the only two comments that don't make me want to kill myself
>>27848895
is it blow my brains out?
fuck off wanker, it's not my first language
>>27848582
>>27848845
Yeah mine's not asian either.
>>27842280
actually the same anon, why is life so shitty?
>I can't tell if you're a boy or a girl
Well gee, why don't you listen to me talk before you open your roastie mouth, you fucking whore?
>people talking to you
I just made this
I look like an elf, I look 12, I look like a vampire, I look autistic, apparently I am a fat Mexican but according to my friend I look more gaunt than normal. I also apparently look Asian and one girl thought I was Indian. I am native american. One person told me I look like a chipmunk. I have been told I look like Aubrey Plaza, Emily browning and grimes. So yeah idk I guess I believe all of them, I don't really know what I look like if you know what I mean
>>27849252
lose weight you can do it
become a qt
>>27836926
hate this hsit
>>27847104
not to mention she just wants the tip
not the dick tip tho
>>27838401
Same.
It makes me kinda sad cos im guessing it means it's the only attractive thing about me
Occasionally guys have complimented by body since I started lifting. No girl is yet to notice or to say anything.
>>27838853
She admitted to being fat dude she obviously isn't trying to get (yous)
>>27848845
>>27849044
well that's good. although, I never really thought anyone would see the picture as any race other than asian.
main reason I'm still alone is because I'm too much of a loner to actually keep in contact with many people.
>>27836432
An old roastie said this to a coworker
>He has such beautiful hair, shame it's on a guy
And today
>you look like Mufasa
In the past week
>I really like your hair
>I wish I had your hair
>how do you have such nice hair
>is that really your hair?
It's kinda funny I get more attention than any whore that dyes their hair.
>>27837139
Im an autist but I'd run away too anon..
>>27842076
literal robot lmao
>>27845152
>yellow swans
>not pleb as fuck
Some drunk roastie said I have the hair of an angel
>>27845845
I have a great ottermode body and am 6,2 and aparently average looking but woman will look away if I look at them and will actively keep their head down when I walk past
If that's any consolation
>you look like a girl
> I love your curly hair!
I may have no friends and deplorable social skills, but at least I have nice hair I guess.
Get told I look like my mum
never stated as a compliment or insult
but it defiantly doesn't make me feel good
>>27849278
I am not even fat. I just have a puffy face and happened to be bloated that day :( in actuality I am skinny
>>27837139
Was expecting some kind of speedcore/breakcore drop or some shit. I got estatic with a monotonous kick pattern for 6 minutes.
>>27849672
I despise your hair, nice bitch tits btw
>>27849781
are you on any steroid medications?
I was on some for a while and they make your face big
>>27849787
static* FUCK
>>27849810
No, but I have an eating disorder so whenever I gain weight it usually goes straight to my stomach boobs and face first. Its just how I bloat, especially if I eat salty greasy food or near my period.
>>27836432
>You look like a shady motherfucker with that hat.
>You look like the unabomber when you where your hood up
And then they wonder theey the fuck I wont talk to them stupid fucking cunts.
>>27849865
they want to see your head
you must have a beautiful head
>you have really pretty eyes
ex-gf
>your eyes look so intense in this pic i feel like you're eye-fucking me
some fag from /soc/
Some people tell me I look like Dan Radcliffe as well
Of course my friends tell me straight-up to my face I'm an ugly sonofagun
>>27849889
I shave my head so its usually short so I can specifically wear a hat. Theres not much to see.
>>27849921
the shape... it's beautiful... so round
>>27836432
>You look so pissed off
>You look like a fuckboi
>You have nice eyes
Heard the last one my whole life.
That's all I can think of since I'm pretty much invisible.
>>27836432
>he's still ugly
>he does look like a lama
not my looks but someone told me that people think that I hate them
it's not true though
>>27836926
This.
Plus I get,
>why don't you come up here and socialize with us anon?
BECAUSE I DESPISE HUMANS, ESPECIALLY YOU NIGGERS THATS FUCKING WHY
>you look like a xbox avatar
>I wish I had your eyes
>you could be like one of those "weird" runway models
>why do you look so angry all the time
>you have such broad shoulders
>your tall
>I wouldnt of expected your legs to actually be so short
>you have amazing hair
>you have a amazing haircolor
>you would look a lot better without acne (no really)
>you smile like Anne frank
>you always look so serious
>>27850169
>xbox avatar
lmao wat
>>27839192
>>27839265
But it does. Stop coming here in the mean time that speeds up the process.
>>27839902
>Seth rogan
>9/10
>>27839192
lift and quit breathing through your mouth bud
>>27850203
ikr
he was a new friend and he randomly says to me in the hallway that I "looked like a fuckin xbox avatar" and then turns to another acquaintance and says to him "doesnt he look like one of those xbox avatars" and hes was just like "uhm... sure?" and I had no idea what to say
I was just like
"do I?"
and then he just fucking walks off
I dont have a fucking big head
or a crazy big fucking jaw or forehead
or narrow shoulders
I never talked to him again and the memory still confuses and bothers me to this day
>>27845237
I used to fuck with people and say I identify as black and never give them a straight up answer as to what I was, which obviously isn't black.
>cute
>hot
>young looking
>big
>smell bad
>smell good?!
>smell like booze
>big
>you look young
>"Eww."
>"Eww,he's so gross."
>"He's so ugly"
>"Creep"
>"Assface"
>"He looks scary"
>"You look so serious all the time. Why don't you smile"
And other variations of these phrases.
>>27836432
>you arent very feminine. But youre not masculine either.
>You are a man, right?
>That is a young man, right?
>you look like a 37 year old jewish woman
>how can i get an afro as cool as yours?
>>27836432
>implying people ever spoke to me about personal subject such as personality and apearance
>why don't you smile
>you look like a bear
>you look like a refrigerator
>you look like the guy on Brawny paper towels
>shave your legs bro haha
>>27844380
>>27843606
Wew anon
>>27844102
Don't worry about it, I wasn't confident that you'd show up so I almost forgot to check this thread again. I made a throwaway too starting with '3uD' @gmail
This is all pretty much from when I was in grade school.
>you're fat anon
>you have really sunken eyes
>you look high anon
>are you tired?
>no offense, you got a big nose
>you've got beautiful eyes
>you're so tall its unfair
>>27836432
>anon's cute
>that guy over there's really handsome (referring to me)
>you're gonna be a lady killer when you're older
>i had a 25 year old flirt with me when i was 15
None of that matters if you have autism though.
Also:
>you look like you want to kill yourself.
>>27837202
>>27837234
>>27837875
>>27840178
>>27849480
>>27849787
Fucking normal fags, get ouuuut and go listen to your normie shit
>you have pretty eyes
>are you Jewish?
>you look like Harry Potter
>your face looks good -- my mom, 5 days ago
>>27850997
>>are you Jewish?
did they caught you picking up pennies?
>>27850955
>anything that isn't slightly altered white noise is "normie"
Would you like a noose with your music, sir?
>You're not as pale as you used to be
>>27851029
>slightly altered white noise
go away normalfag
>>27851021
it's my nose
>>27836432
>you'd be pretty....if you lost weight
From a 70 year old woman I worked with.
>you have a cute face and you're going to be an 8/10 at least
A very handsome robot.
>I'm going to enjoy seeing you kill yourself when no man will fuck you
Random anon referring to how ugly my body is after weight loss.
>LONDON
/fit/
>You're probably not into women, but I'd fuck and cuddle you into oblivion
Lesbianon
>>27837139
Why is /mu/ so autistic? This garbage isnt music
>>27849672
Nice jewfro, fag.
EVERY KIKE ON A SPIKE BY THE END OF 2016 WHO'S WITH ME?
>>27851357
poast
body
pls.
>>27836432
You know, I can't remember the last time I heard a comment on my appearance. I spent my entire adolescence wishing I could disappear. I think my wish has been granted.
>>27852081
No, you poast body.
>You're so short!
>You are so small, you're like this big around!
>You're going to be grateful for your baby face when you get older.
>I love your hair!
>You look like an anime girl.
>The one thing you have going for you is that you're cute, and men are always going to want to protect you.Good thing I'm batshit crazyotherwise I would be too lovable lol.
>you have chubby cheeks
JUST FUCKING AAAAAAAASRIUGABBRIUAOWEUT
>>27840433
Post jacket.
>>27847409
>You always look like you're about to cry
>I actually am
Jokes on them :^)
>your boobs are huge
>you have a nice smile
>I never noticed that you had freckles
>ew you have a big pimple right there
>you have a double chin
>you look like hell
>I didn't know you had one dimple
Im told I always look and sound angry, even when Im not. I made a waitress cry once by mistake because of it :(
>why are you always frowning? you look like your girlfriend just left your or something.
you experienced this feeling until
>you have a big nose
f u c k m e
>where are your eyebrows
>are you wearing eyeliner
>you're cute
>you're okay
>you're alright
>you look like you're really scary
>i don't know what you're thinking
>you're really hard to read
some of them were from guys some of them were from girls
>are you high (nope)
>he looks ok
>he's so cute! (cute as in "oh look emily that weird guy from your drama class is smilling at you! he probably has a crush on you, which is sad but endearing at the same time because it's like a little kid who thinks he can get with a woman")
>your hair looks like the one that the lego man has (from /soc/, never went there again)
>you're so handsome I could die (from batshit insane 8.5/10 gf that I had when I was 15)
>you look like shit (from a family member recently)
>look at you, you need to eat! and doing a few pushups every once a while wouldn't hurt (from a nicer family member, also recently)
>"damn you cute" -negress
>"holy shit you're tall" -bio class womanlet
>"you have pretty eyes" -grill in art class
>"you have really nice hair" -female friend whom cut communications with me because I disagreed with feminism
I'm not counting family compliments because I think they're not very sincere.
>>27853050
well where ARE your eyebrows? you on chemo?
