ITT: The shit normies say.
>"Isn't it too early to be drinking Anon?"
>What do you mean you haven't been sober this entire holiday?
Its ok guys its been a mixture of substances
"you can't eat oatmeal for dinner anon that's not a real meal"
"you can't eat peanut butter for dinner anon that's not a real meal"
>"you can't drink milk for dinner anon that's not a real meal"
>>27836421
"you can't suck dicks for dinner anon that's not a real meal"
>>27836421
>fucked up the formatting
time to leave the thread
>what's wrong with you
I DON'T KNOW OK
>>27836421
>can't drink milk for dinner
bitch has clearly never heard of the GOMAD diet
although you still eat a regular meal as well on GOMAD
>didn't you wear that yesterday
>you only worked 10 hours this week?
>shouldn't you get another job?
>>27836525
I only have one pants
I have been wearing it for like 2 years
I hope noone noticed
>>27836563
You haven't talked to another human being for 2 years, so no.
>>27836421
>ew the best-before date was yesterday!
>why are you eating toast before bed?
>rice and lentils... AGAIN?
>what do you mean you don't eat 3 main meals a day?
>anon! Dr. Bernipshinstein's food pyramid recommends X amount of Y and Z amount of W!
Fucking dumb idiot spoiled Westerners.
>>27836542
Good for you anon, fight the good fight. Live within your means and keep your freedom.
>>27836397
>cheezits aren't a meal!
>>27836681
No
I was going to school and work almost every day
I mean who looks at others pants right?
>>27836721
It should be fine as long as they look like regular pants.
>>27836691
You dont eat at least 3 times a day?
How are you not starving?
>>27836542
>call off part-time job this week
>come in
>look at schedule
>thanks guys, why do you even want a job?
>write back "GET BENT"
>deny it
kek
>>27836744
He eats 6 times a day with smaller portions you moron
It's called a diet to maximize fatloss and keep muscle
>>27836721
I believe it is fairly common even by normie standards to go at least a couple days before washing pants, maybe as much as 5 days or even a week (jeans in particular)
Source: listening to others converse at uni
So as long as you washed them every so often, you probably weren't gonna raise any eyebrows
>>27836765
meant to say
>>"thanks, why do you even want a job?" was written in the same ink as the pen that circled my name with '-> Sick'
>>27836397
They also seem to think beer is a "drink"
>why is there caked vomit on your coat?
>what do you do for a living?
Usually I just make up shit about going to school or location of where I work. Vague stuff
>>27836814
This
It catches up to me though, but it's hilarious to just keep spewing bullshit.
>my gf loves my cock
>>27836744
If your average daily (more like tri-daily) caloric intake matches or exceeds your calories expended, you do not lose weight. Meal time/size is irrelevant (can have other benefits though)
>Every opinion is worth the same.
>This is no way to dress to come here.
>I'm a feminist.
>>27836785
I'm confus. So they were implying that your being sick is illegitimate due to your already low hours?
>>27836563
I wear the same pants and shoes every day at work
no, i do not have crippling anxiety or shit like that, I just don't care as long as its not smelly or so
They are comfy and nice, why change everyday just to show off my new clothes like ppl do?
>"This is your personal opinion"
Fucking normies
>>27836814
i've never even bothered to make something up. i just say "nothing".
>>27836890
No, I regularly go home early or just call off. so I came in and checked the schedule and had 'Nice job guys, do you even need a job?'
and I wrote back "get bent"
kek
>>27836911
sounds like they're mad about you not really needing the pay
>>27836397
Isn't it though? I've an inveterate consumer of alcohol, and I'm usually too groggy and dehydrated in the morning to want to drink more. After coffee maybe, but I at least try to wait until noon.
Anyways,
>"There's somebody out there for everyone. You just haven't met that special person yet."
Normies living in fantasyland.
>>27836939
Not my fault I don't spend money on dumbshit
>>27836397
>why are you talking to me ?
famamalala
>>27836789
I will never understand. Does anyone try a beer for the first time and actually enjoy it outright? Or is it an acquired taste initially tolerated for convention/peer pressure ("MANS drink") and alcoholic effects. In the latter case, why not just drink something either better tasting or stronger?
>I have friends and have had a girlfriend but I'm still a robot
>>27836811
I'm laffing b/c surely this is a fairly standard question in any event
>>27836397
>have you found a girl yet?
None of your bussines faggot
>>27836814
>ooooh unemployed at the moment :) yeah, just kinda looking for work, browsing my options. Mmmm it is tough to find a job. :) I am thinking of going back to uni next semester though :)
>not doing or considering any of these things
>Been NEET for 1.5 years
>>27836956
Beer is for everyone. The strong stuff's an acquired taste, and varies depending on the kind. I was used to mainly drinking scotch or rum, and I had some tequila recently. Didn't like it at first, but like the others you develop a fondness for it. It also takes time to discover which drinks are good, and which are only tolerable.
>>27836956
Beer and cider is cheaper.
>I had 6 beers and 4 shots this weekend OMG I'm such a drunk XD
>Join the military since was interested after high school and did after trying college for a while
>After 1 year and half of training with some Bullshit moments in between finally I get to my place of work
>Literally get told to fuck off and throw everything I know and did that year into the trash
>Never ever do my job and get placed on fucking small jobs I can do easily outside of the military with better pay and choose my schedule
>Straight up went to my commander and requested a separation and trying to GTFO quick
"B-but you're already here m-might as well ride it out"
I know for a fact these fucks can't even wonder ever getting out because they live off uncle sam's paycheck every fucking month and blow it off in a flash and just keep depending on t
>How do you watch to Japtoons, they're for kids
Then Norm said to me while in his Minion t shirt, whille on his iPhone with a Minion cover posting those Minion quotes that have nothing to do with Minions
>your just a beta fag
>HA HA IM SO DRUNK AFTER 1 BEER LETS FUCK CHAD HEY GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR ROOM ANON YOU BETA FAG
>it's not you, it's me
>PUT DOWN THE GUN ANON
>"don't kill yourself anon, it's le selfish, le it gets le better, le look on le brightside, le it's le cowards way out, le think of your le loved ones, le world is your le oyster, Le carpe diem XD, le life is le beautiful, insert cliche normiespeak here"
>>27836397
>Jesus, are you okay anon?
>>27837168
>anon you just need to find your raison d'etre
>>27837168
>Sheesh. Just trying to help :/
>>27837168
>its the selfish
>the it gets the better
>the think of your the loved ones
>the life is the beautiful
good job retard, that post is going in my autism/beta try hard collage
"Why is the background on your phone a cartoon girl?"
>>27836397
"What are you doing with your holiday Anon?"
>>27837168
why haven't you done it yet then?
>>27837015
I don't understand how normies blackout after 6 shots. I had 25 shots one night and was still conscious enough to have a mental breakdown.
>>27836397
>"Is all you do just smoke weed?"
>"Do you even know how to function around others?"
>why do you only play autistic games?
>>27837121
Please don't tell me this happened to you.
>>27836397
>No gf yet *laughs* I need you need a brazzers premium account, anon
Got me really mad last time
>>27836397
> why do you always look so angry
> why do you like sitting alone so much
> are you a serial killer
> you must really like that jacket
> I am just like you sometimes I need like a 1 hour break from my friends
> you seem like you're depressed why don't you talk to people
> You have to be nice to people
> I'm feeling the bern
>when are you going to shoot up the school anon XD
> I know about Ted Bundy and the word psychopath I would would be so god at forensics and criminal psychology
> friends are important to have
> you can't do that it's wrong
>*wide variety of scoffs and groans*
>>27836430
Yes it is
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>>27836956
I was 14 when I had my first beer and I loved it. I would even drink it if it wouldn't have alcohol in it.
>>27839434
>> are you a serial killer
i got this once in a serious way
