To change it up a bit, what's the nicest thing someone has ever said to you?
>Anon, I think you are really reliable and strong
Poor girl had no fucking clue what she was saying, of course.
But I enjoyed my five minutes of fake fame.
There will still be depressing ones but let's hear some nice things
I've been told many nice things about myself, but never from a girl I was interested in so who gives a fuck.
"You look normal"
Original.
>look at everything life has handed you, you still came out on top
My brotagonist. I'm paraphrasing but he knows how to make me feel better.
>>27835389
You're the best Soraka I have ever played with.10/10 would heal again.
>>27835389
>you're a 5/10
people called me a genius
i'm not but thanks
>>27835420
>Soraka
Do you also play janna and lulu?
You are not stupid just lazy.
Took me too long to realize that it was not compliment.
I get called smart sometimes.
I hate it, I'm a retard. I just read lots of shit and accrue lots of general knowledge.
I forget in my schizophrenic meanderings that girl literally sent me a condom in the mail asking me to be my valentine, then on the day gave me a pack of cards, each card having written on it something which she liked about me.
The 53rd card: If I could love anyone, it would be you.
Jesus Christ.
Dude asked to know who cooked his burger, thought i was gonna get some shit but was sure i made a good one.
Told me it was the best burger he'd ever had, in front of the boss too.
Was a good day
>>27835483
Sounds like a slightly crazy girl, shoulda gone for it
>>27835389
"I know you've been hurt a lot in the past and that you've always put others first and I want to show you what it's like to have someone put you first"
>>27835389
A girl said I had nice eyes once when she was drunk. That was nearly ten years ago now and i still remember it fondly.
Youre going to be a real heartbreaker when you grow up!
-Grammy, circa '95
>>27835527
Lucky you.
I never got any compliment to my visage.
What I will never forget is how once girl group in my school which I passed in hall sayed behind my back :
>How can somebody so ugly dress so nice ?
At least I know how to fashion.
>You're good looking
>You're pretty smart
>You're charismatic
>You have everything you need to succeed in life
Everybody, everyday. But I'm still a failure
People don't say nice things to me.
>>27835513
>went for it
>dumped her brutally, as a sick joke, because literally insane
Relatively hard to translate:
'You are an odd phenomenon to me.'
I'm not odd. I am boring and it is you who have all this time been special.
>>27835667
This seems almost theatrically cute.
>>27835389
>I mean I haven't had sex with a lot of people but I definitely think you're, like, the best
>>27835688
She was/is not a typical person. She would write perfectly, hardly use social sites, at the same time being -- my memory is failing, but, soft-spoken, responsible, in one word, thoughtful. As if her behaviour encompassed far farther than emotional reactions. For instance, just as she would notice that a word she used in a letter was ambiguous and remembered to include a perhaps better alternative, she would also remember to remind me that a suggestion of hers what I should do at a certain situation is just a suggestion, and that I am free to do however I please. She would always think two steps ahead like that. While just being a nice person.
>>27835474
This is the worst.
>"Wow, anon, you're really smart."
No, I'm just the only person in this class autistic enough to look up what each member of the UN Security Council spends on the military as a percentage of their GDP in his free time. Give me a fucking rubix cube or and I'll be stuck for days.
desu people have said lots of nice things about me but I always think
>that's what you think
>you don't know me
>you don't know how fucking stupid and pathetic the real me is
>>27835389
>Look at Anon's smile! Oh my god!
>It's so nice, why doesn't he do it more often?
I hear the usual stuff about my voice or my apparent intellect, but I always remember this one. A bunch of girls were watching me run around in high school with my mates and I overheard them. I thought it was weird because my teeth are fucked up, although there are arguably worse cases. Made me feel all warm inside; it was admiration that wasn't cheap or insincere.
Anyway, now the thoughts of suicide come and go. One day I might give in.
>you have really lovely eyes anon
>you have nice eyebrows anon
>how do you know all this stuff anon, you're smart
>anon you should be a doctor
>you're so mysterious anon
>tfw I get complimented on two things I have no control over (don't pluck my brows)
>tfw still a kissless virgin
>>27835474
This.
>>27835389
>your smart and have strong will power
Said my student guidance counselor
>>27835389
>Anon, you could be a really good friend if you weren't so strange
>>27835389
>You're so tall, anon!
I'm 5'11".
>>27835474
>>27835947
Original comment reekwired, family
>"You're just so fucking sexy, I don't know what to do with you"
>>27836978
>tfw 5'9" and I still get that
Are most people lying about their height? I seem to be taller than most men
>>27835517
Holy fuck that hurts. I'm so jealous right now, Anon
Everyone tells me I should do a lets play channel because I play a lot of vydya and apparently have a beaming personality.
Is that nice? I was also told I'm a computer whiz cause I know like 8 keyboard shortcuts
>>27835438
This! I get this loads despite being lower than average intelligence. I'm aware of a lot of my surroundings but dumb AF
>anon, your the smartest person I've ever met, I love you, but I've been lying about my age I'm not 19 like you, I'm 15 I'm sorry, your awesome, fun and cool, but my mom found out too.
That was the last I heard of Emily.
You're a really genuine person anon. You don't have any alternative motives you're just you.
I think I liked it so much because that's who I want to be.
>>27835389
Aside from "anon, you're smart",
Someone once said that some girl was uglier than me
It was meant in a bad way, but technically she did have a boyfriend so I took it as a compliment in he sense of "anon, you better looking than some girl who was already good looking enough to get a boyfriend"
>>27835947
I feel close to you anon. We are brothers from another mothers
>don't worry that you're balding, you have a good shaped head for it
t- thanks mom
>>27837271
I'm sorry bro.
original
>>27837271
Well fug, call her back in 3 years
"I'm just a kid"
It was stated by an 11 year old when I asked her out
To be fair, she was the only girl I asked out who didn't reply with something like "HA! YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT, WITH YOU?! HAHAHAHA"
>>27835604
Well fuck you then. You deserve it fag.
>>27835389
I havn't been directly told but I overheard a girl talking about me and said I was quite handsome.
She's engaged though. ;__;
>>27837387
I used to erotic roleplay with this bitch boy from Texas. Real cutey. He got mad at me for not being on for a while and said he missed roleplaying with me.
I was like, you don't have others to roleplay with? He said he did but I was the best he'd ever had and he prefers me.
I had to ghost him for being too clingy but it made my day.
got told i was a "hoot" once - i really like it when people say im funny
>telling my mum (a mistake) how ugly I feel
>"No, you're not ugly, anon! Sure, your face shape is weird and you're no model, but hey, neither me or your dad are ugly so you can't be too!"
>gee, thanks mum, but next life time try not to go for the first guy that shows even just a tiny bit of interest in you, cause the result is an ugly fucking mug like me
>>27835389
>never fetch a compliment in your entire life
>boss thinks your an idiot
>put almost all free hours into the job to be noticed
>no social life or anything of a hobby as a result
>other people take credit for you work
>know you wont do shit about it anyway
>laugh in your face about it
>boss does not realize im the one who's carrier an entire department
>nor does he care
>parents can only tell you to work harder
>even if you do well, still point at that one minor small flaw
>"Hmm. at least you tried anon : ) thats what is most important"
>they are emarrsed their son is not making more than the children of their tiers
>only interested in bragging about my wealth to their friends and the family
>zero interest in my well being, is of no importance
>all women i've been with
>Meh your apartment is kinda crappy
>you kinda need a bigger car
>Meh, your peers are doing better than you. How much do you make again?
>they make zero, but are still always critical to the point of being toxic
>find out women really only care about da wallet
Result: extremely self critical and never happy with any outcome but the very best. Actively punish myself to get the best results. Have no social life, gf or whatever because always busy with work trying desperately to impress everything and everyone. Does not work. Do drugs to cope with the stress. No real financial gain either. Just working to pay the bills.
>"Being around you makes me think everything will be fine"
>"I haven't seen you for a few months, it's good to see you, you've lost weight and you look great"
>You sound smart
wtf does this mean??? I asked her and she said she couldn't explain it.
She also tried to explain me that "just be yourself :)" is supposed to be inspirational and was at a loss of words when I told her it isn't.
Girl told me once that she has a crush on me
Didnt date her because i had and still have no clue how to talk to girls and what i would do with a gf
>>27837587
resign...get antoher job. He soon will realize you were an important member. If you are really that good you won't have troubles getting another job.
All the compliments I get are the same.
>Anon is so interesting
>anon, your hair looks great.
>I think you would look really sexy with manbun
>Anon, you're really interesting
>Anon, you're the most interesting person ever
>Wow Anon, you're getting stronger? Nice legs.
>Wow Anon, are you going to the gym?
>You're going to make it in life, anon.
>I hope you end up happy.
I'm not even Chad.
>>27836808
This is so sweet. I want to make someone feel special like this one day.
>>27835389
>Your future gf will love how safe you will make her feel
After I told my 10/10 female friend from uni how I beat up sister's ex bf for making her cry
We give each other compliments often but I liked this one the most.
>>27835620
And you are still wondering why your autistic virgin asses still can't get laid
>>27835389
people say im funny and that they like to have a guy they can lean on if things gets hard.
they have no idea im about 15 minutes away from a breakdown and finally bites the bullet
"I love you." That didn't last long
>'If you think about suicide, call me i gone help you.'
I called her, she didn't picked up.
>in 9th grade
>"Oh anon, if you only were my type... then you wouldn't be you"
I guess that meant that I was attractive, but a sperg, fuck.
>senior year in hs
>"Hey anon, I really like your pants"
>"t-thanks"
Both were grills
>Shouldn't have met up tonight because it reminded me how fun you are. Now I'm really deeply gonna miss you.
Female friend ,when we met up to get drunk and have fun time just before she moved far away. Only real female friend I ever had too because there was no sexual tension or someone develpoing a crush. I miss her.
>See a girl from highschool first time in 4 years
>whoa anon you've really gotten bigger
I don't even lift
>>27840635
She called you fat
I hope this is bait
you are cute
- my crush I never fucked and approached
>>27840662
nah, I just do a lot of stupid shit like handstanding, hs pushups and working towards 1 arm hs. Made me thicker in the upper body.
>>27835389
>you know, if you weren't so autistic, you could get so much pussy
My acquaintance/ former bully
>>27838066
>get another job.
Oh sure, Ill just pluck another job from the job tree in my backyard.
>>27835433
kek
you're a solid 6 in my eyes anon
>>27835474
this, but I know I'm not smart. Just the people I surround myself with are gullible and dumb enough to think so.
>You're actually really funny
>I like your glasses as well, they make you look like Clark Kent haha!
One of my friends described me "As a really nice guy" to another one of my friends over psn when I was in early high school. It was his tone and the way he said that made it feel like a genuine unselfish compliment. To this day I have not received a better compliment.
>>27835389That the sex was good
That my eyes look nice
That I am smart
>>27835389
>"I heard you quit playing drums man. Why? You were a machine!"
-guy who worked at the studio where the metal band I was once in recorded.
I ran into him at the grocery store a few weeks ago
10 years ago, I was the best musician in my town. I was even in the local paper ect. I quit the band bc our bassist was a fucking fake ass poser. They sided with him. I got so mad, i sold both my drum sets. Havent touch a set in years.
Him and his band are currently on tour across North America opening up for a few pretty popular metal bands.
Ain't it funny how the world works?
>You are so understanding and caring.
>The way you had sex with me, it was like you were in love with me. (second time we had sex)
I stopped falling for the "you have pretty hair/eyes" compliment when I realized that women actually wanted to have fabulous hair and curly lang eyelashes like I did. A couple of years later, I'm going bald and wearing thick glasses. Checkmate.
>"you're hot"
>"huh hmm you...too, thanks"
I didnt knew what to answer
