How close have you come to sex my fellow virgins?
I've come close 3 times in my entire life.
>be 16
>on my way to becoming a normie,
>at a party
>girl was like 'you know i would fuck you' and i was like 'cool
> then i went away from her to smoke weed
>some other guy fucked her
>then after 4 years of having no friends and being a total shut in at university
>towards the end of uni i was scared that my parents would learn how much of a loser i was by me not having any friends at the graduation
>so i decided to make friends with this loser girl by just telling her jokes.
>she started inviting me out to do stuff.
> one time she was like sitting besides me in her room getting all suggestive
>for some reason was like 'hey i'm going to sit besides the window becuase its too warm in this room'
> so were sitting apart and her invitation for me to have sex with her was withdrawn
> after that she totally lost interest in me,
<but she did pretend to be a good friend of mine during our graduation so my parents were fooled.
>now doing a masters degree
>course is full of random people
>have to do a group project with this 30 year old woman from a really random country
>i tihnk she's beautiful
>ask her if she wants to hang out
>we basically go on a classic date (first in my life) to the museum, then to get a meal, then to drink beers by the river
>and then that it, i didn't make a move, she didn't imply i could make a move and we went home
>hang out a few other times with equally null results
>lastnight invites me out to a bar with some other friends
>we sneak off and get beers outside and then get a kebab together
>come back to the bar, friends leave but we stay till it closes
>then she invites me back to hers for tea
>so i'm sitting in her room listening to her talk for 4 hours and she's drunk
>and i don't do anything because i don't know how to make a move and i'm too scared to just wing it and what if it all goes wrong and i'm pretty sure she doesnt like me
and you?
>>27834363
>be 16
>girl was like 'you know i would fuck you' and i was like 'cool
> then i went away from her to smoke weed
Explain yourself.
>>27834363
>How close have you come to sex my fellow virgins?
One time I hugged a girl who wasn't even related to me or anything.
>>27834432
i wanted to smoke weed because i was still thinking that was the coolest thing in the world,
the girl looked sort of weird and i was just really taken aback at how forward she was about it.
>>27834456
me except several times.
that makes me a cyborg doesn't it?
>>27834363
>How close have you come to sex my fellow virgins?
Not even close.
>>27834456
haha, this shit is so relatable.
I don't even feel sorry for you, you're clearly a virgin by choice
>>27834363
>and i'm pretty sure she doesnt like me
Dumbass moron, if she invites you to her place, that's the fucking opposite of being disliked.
exactly 0 girls have ever had any interest in me
>>27834558
i always get the feeling that everything she does isn't like what a western woman would do, but some weird lost in-translation friendship thing from her country
>>27834534
it seems to be the case, which is depressing in itself. becasue the choice is subconscious
>>27834589
The culture gap is not that huge, if someone invites you to her place alone, it means trust and being prepared for mating with you.
>>27834648
> i love leading girls on then just to tell them to get fucked, or arbitrarily not replying to them ever again. it feels so fucking good.
lol. recently a girl was super foward with me and slutty so i hung out with her and slept with her (literally slept) and theN shut her off after a month~ bitch was craving the penis and it gave me a power trip while i'm still in a year long oneitis situation with a lesbian
theres been a few other similar instances actually
think i might be a sociopath
>18
>girl comes over for some reason I forgot
>sit in my bed watching TV
>decide I will kiss her
>do that for a while
>lay down on bed
>she lays on top of me
>both totally silent the whole time
>"ok I think you should go now"
>she goes
>>27834737
Daily reminder that this was 100% your fault.
>16
>be in prauge over a weekend
>dad casually says that there is pretty girls here
>want me to find a one for you?
>i say no
>later that night my dad leaves the hotel for "thai massage"
>>27834780
Yeah I know, but my mum would have been home soon and I didn't want to get caught. I didn't tell the girl that though, so she must have thought she did something wrong.
>be 14
>cute girl who was my classmate
>drag my hand
>say "C'mon Anon we may late to our class" and smile at me
>I released my hand
>She pass away with angry face
I think I lost my first and last chance
>>27834826
>She pass away with angry face
She died?
>be 18
>nothing happened
yep that sums it up.
>>27834821
You were 18 at the time. I HIGHLY doubt she wouldn't understand.
>be 26 virgin
>hot slut friend who I wanted to bang for years
>for months shes been complaining about me being an asshole and ignoring her
>new years eve
>we go out to the square
>she drags me behind the bar
>hug me anon but do it like you mean it
>do it like I mean it
>pop boner against her belly
>she drags me to the bathroom
I just pushed her away and told her to get her shit together I didn't even REALIZE she probably wanted to suck my dick right then and there. Still its a good thing this happened as I had tons of cheese on my dick anyway.
Just turned 30 yesterday, still virgin
>>27834363
> be me
> be any age possible
> be closer to the galactic core than to having sex
>>27834867
>tons of cheese on my dick anyway.
At least clean yourself regularly anon. Holy shit common sense would make everyone in this thread non virgins by now.
>>27834363
>be 8
>shy robot with no friends
>get bullied 24/7
>walking on the playground one day
>notice shy friendless girl in my class getting bullied on the playground
>the chads who are always playing football like to mess with me by throwing it at my head
>they throw it at me like always
>dodge it, pick it up and walk over to the girl getting bullied
>plan on throwing the football into the face of the leader
>accidentally throw it full force into the face of the weakest link in their group who is trying to get them to stop picking on her
>kid i hit starts crying
>"what the fuck did you do that for anon?"
>"s-sorry"
>the bullies chase me down and corner me while the girl escapes
>bring me behind the school and beat the shit out of me, spit on me and steal my homework
>be 10
>friends with previous girl
>invites me to her house every day
>her parents are lenient and never around
>stay the night there alone one night and we play vidya and watch horror movies all night
>suddenly she challenges me to a wrestling match
>"n-no, i'd rather not"
>she charges me onto the floor and starts beating the shit out of me
>shit seriously hurts like fuck
>gets me in a headlock with her legs
>about to pass out
>realize she won't stop no matter what i say
>push her off of me and stand up
>"i'll leave if you hit me again"
>she kicks me in the testicles
>get seriously fucking angry
>charge her to the ground
>hold her down
>suddenly she flashes me her boobs
>get confused and let go
>punches me in the throat
>go to grab her again
>flashes me her boobs again
>"w-what"
>takes off all her clothes fully nude, gets on top of me and kisses me
>"i love you anon"
>"w-what? i didn't hear you?"
>"let's have sex"
>"s-sorry i just remembered something i have to do"
>climb the fence and run all the way home
>play runescape all night
she did that to me every day for years and i never had the courage to say yes, she'd go to bed with me every night and try to rape me in my sleep
Much time has passed, but I think she's still living and have forgotten me
Live with her bf who fuck her everyday
>>27834923
You seduced her bf? Gentlemen, we have a winner at life here!
>>27834920
also the reason i never had the courage was because i had a 1 inch micropenis and hadn't hit puberty
>>27834920
>gets me in a headlock with her legs
BONER ACTIVATED
>she did that to me every day for years
anon, I...
>>27834939
What caused her to stop?
>>27834854
You're right, I was just scared.
Sorry for My shitty english but it good idea
>>27834920
This makes me really angry for some reason
>>27834956
i moved away out of the blue when i was 12 after my parents got divorced
>be 10
>kick the fat kid in the balls as a reflex when he started screaming straight at my face
>teachers think i should have had self control
>later a girl i used to play with told me that she used to love me but not anymore
>mfw a second girl tells me the same thing
All this for kicking some asshole in self defense.
I don't get why it would be hard to have sex. I mean, if you hang out with loads of people and you look halfway decent, a night out will have your chances at about 20% of scoring. If you are out a lot, you will score a lot.
>>27836270
>just go out
Nice normie response
had heaps of opportunities growing up but lame ass parents pushed no sex before marriage on me. lost my virginity last year though fucked a few times. sucks balls though could have fucked some 9/10 qt's just wigged out and said shit like "what am i supposed to do" next to a bitch in her bed.
fml christianity is fucking traumatic shit
>be 18
>door bell rings at 6 am
>answer the door
>redhead and a latina standing there asking if I'm Diego
>tell them no he's the floor above mine
After I came home from school that day my brother told me Diego ordered two prostitutes.
I missed a chance at a free threesome because the hookers were already payed for.
>>27836308
Why not try being a bit normie then?
>>27834363
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you people. I'm fat, hairy, and ugly, and I've had plenty of women in my bed. I'm a robot just like you people: I live with severe clinical depression and social anxiety, and I don't play well with others. But I've *never* had any romantic difficulty. In fact, if anything, I've had to be a little aggressive with some women to get them to leave me alone. They can get quite clingy and physical when they get drunk at a party and want to sit in my lap and play with my beard and call me a "big teddy bear."
For the life of me, I can't figure out what the fuck you people are doing to drive women away, since my experience says it's about as difficult to bed someone as falling off a log.
just fantasy
http://wiesnerx0042.blogspot.com/2016/04/they-call-them-toilet-posts.html
>>27836676
>plenty of women in bed
>never had any romantic difficulty
>I'm a robot
anon, I have some bad news
>>27836662
Not him, but it's almost impossible to pretend to be normie if you can't even make normal conversation or relate at all.
>>27836724
I wear a fucking fedora, anon. A fedora. In a totally non-ironic way. And I smoke a pipe. I think I qualify as 100% robot. And I've bedded very attractive women. The two are not mutually exclusive.
>>27836662
It isn't an easy task, but you are probably a normie that would never need to struggle with those sort of things.
>>27836847
normies still struggle
>>27836803
Unfortunately you're required to be a virgin to be a robot. I believe you still qualify as a cyborg though.
>slut i use to do sport with snapchats me
>its pics of her ass
>too easy
>I chose hard difficulty
>that means no sluts
>>27836881
But not with acting normal.
I`m 20 now, I get teased alot by my female friends for being really attractive/good looking but still a virgin (if not kissless). There were some occasions on which a girl I met literally wanted to fuck me but I blew it once because as soon as any girl has prolonged contact with me (lying on me/sititng on my lap, hugging me really close and long) my body goes into autism mode and I start to shiver like crazy.
>tfw dating two girls at once
>tfw took one's virginity but she's really boring
>tfw going to dump her and it'll probably break her
>tfw putting it off for weeks because I don't know what to do
help
>>27834363
Had a girl's bra off and was groping her bare tits, that's as far as I've ever been.
>>27836893
I`ve been with a conservative catholic christian once (im from germany). I left her because I didnt want to be in a relationship anymore and it fucked her up real bad. Didnt eat for half a year. point is go with sluts they`re a lot less crazy
>>27836964
I want to go somewhere in between. Too much of a slut? diseases. Some sluts are rude as hell and are dumb. Then the hyper frigid girls are boring and take it more serious than you. No winning
>>27836893
>I chose to die a virgin
Didn't have condom and didn't want to risk anything so I told we could do it later. It never happened. She still blew me though.
>>27836847
The problem is that robots are just too lazy to make any effort. A lot of virgins in this thread could easily go out and get laid if they put in a bit of work. But they would rather just complain.
>>27837206
Otherwise true, but I don't complain.
>>27837206
>A lot of virgins in this thread could easily go out and get laid if they put in a bit of work.
Share some of your wisdom if it is so easy, anon.
I've had sex with ONE girl in highschool and it's because I blackmailed her
>>27837693
Sounds fun, wanna tell us the story?
>>27837674
Not him but
>go to bar
>chat up drunk slut
Done. It's really easy with alcohol involved.
>>27834363
>you know I would fuck you
I knew a girl like that, she was kinda ugly tho
I ended up smoking weed with her, the first time I ever smoked, then she sucked my dick
I''ve never came as hard since then
>>27834363
>at a party
>girl was like 'you know i would fuck you' and i was like 'cool
> then i went away from her to smoke weed
I don't feel bad for you
>>27837711
I've told it in other threads before, but sure
>be in high school
>period before lunch there's a girl that sits in front of me
>she has a fat ass
>spend most of my class time thinking about her fat ass
>make sure to be behind her in the lunch line so that I can admire the ass
>one day I take my eyes off her ass to notice that she steals food from the cafeteria
>no wonder her ass is so fat
>come up with a plan
>one day I record her stealing on my 140p Motorola Razr camera phone
>blackmail her into letting me grope her ass whenever I want
>escalate the blackmail to more sexual shit as the years go on
>she endures it all because this was a private religious school and she would get expelled and her family would be disgraced if anyone found out.
It took about 2 years to get her to actually let me stick my dick into her
>>27834363
You don't make any moves because you're too comfortable being -not exactly disliked-. Do you want experience and a girlfriend, or some mouthy bitch who you just wish would shut up and screw you? You have to lead, man. She isn't gonna steer the ship. Use your words damnit, tell her what's special about her (doesn't have to be true, but make it believable), run your hand up her thigh, look her in the eye and by then you'll probably know if you can kiss her. If you don't, suck it and see. Acquire experience, don't be scared of fucking up. Just accept that you might, but you can always try again.
>>27837674
You have heard it all before. Most of the time it just results in angry denial.
>don't give a fuck
>chat up with a girl
>get turned down, move on
>repeat until success
As long as you are not autistic or creepy about it you will succeed.
>>27836270
I am out now. Posting from my phone, what should I do now, haven't lost my virginity despite the fact that im out everyday. faggot liar
>>27837719
Maybe in burgerland och bongistan, but here in Sweden very few women goes to bars to find someone to fuck.
>>27837884
>och
go kill yourself we don't need your cuck language here. Not even a single word you faggot.
I almost spoke to a girl once
>>27838007
I'm sorry, did I forget to put a trigger warning on my post? :^)
>>27836676
>>27836803
Let me guess white right?
>>27838125
The existence of your language will single handedly deny my degree because because mandatory courses of fuck you.
>>27837884
As someone who had fucked Swedish sluts picked up from a bar, I am inclined to disagree. It's just you.
>>27838320
Are you swedish or are you a foreigner?
>>27838264
Seems like you failed english class as well. What the fuck are you trying to say?
>>27838408
Foreigner. But before you go all hurr durr ahmed jamal, I'm from Finland. Hardly qualifies as a foreigner at all.
I kissed a girl yesterday tbqh senpai. She sent me boobs when I got home.
>>27838444
>hurr durr ahmed jamal
Nah, I wasn't going for that. Was more thinking that other countries have a different pick up culture than Sweden.
>>27838519
Finland and Sweden aren't very different at all culturally.
>>27838435
That I won't get my degree because I'm unable to pass mandatory cuckish course.
>>27834363
>be 15
>crush texts me
>goes afk from online match like the beta bitch i am
>she's drunk
>doesn't want her parents to see her like this
>asks her to come over
>we play some vidya
>listening to creepy pasta together
>massaging her feet
>so deep in the friendzone that this is second nature to me
>she asks me to massage her back
>30 seconds in she tells me to grab her ass
>uh
>what
>but
>she has refused to give me a chance for a year by now
>beta virgin brain tries to compute
>"come on, i know you want to"
>fuck it, i've wanted this for a while
>5 minutes later she's completely naked
>fuck man i made it
>she's so beautiful
>about to go get a condom
>"actually, let's not (unintelligeble drunk mumbling)"
>realise how drunk she is
> help her get dressed
>rest of the night is awkward as fuck
>1.5 years later and i'm not sure if she remembers
The closest i have been to sex was when i was 7. The girl was 15. No fun at all. That was during summer vacations. School start in September. Was distant and avoidant the next school year.
Stil have some problems but mostly with 0 self esteem.
>go over to this girls house
>we sit on the couch and cuddle
btw she had a boyfriend and I was too dumb to make a move
>ass pressed right against my dick
>rock hard
>slowly move my had up her shirt
>then her brother enters the room
>"can you help me get some ice cream?"
>go scoop him some
>"wow you're so strong just like my daddy"
>in this moment I realized both her and him don't have a father figure around because their mom is divorced
>sudden realization that she's a slut
>say goodbye and never talk to her again
I still feel bad for that little boy
>>27836932
>
See kids? This is what we call a manwhore. It's like a girl takes a cock in each hole, except it's a dude.
>>27834363
>hang out with two female friends, drinking
>one of them is tired and leaves
>just me and this girl
>we walk through a park and come to this clearing between some trees
>she starts grinding on me and asking me if I thought about fucking her
>she takes her top and bra off and starts handling my dick through my pants while she drops her own
>cum in 5 seconds of this and can't get hard again
>tell her I'm too drunk to fuck
I've basically given up at this point, knowing will never get that close again
>>27834363
>so i'm sitting in her room listening to her talk for 4 hours
>>27834839
>>27834933
This thread is golden
Not a virgin, but:
>Meet for the third time with girl from Tinder
>During the evening she ask if I want to go to her new apartment
>Be at her place
>I give her massage and she then gives me massage
>She makes dinner and we watch some Seinfeldt
>Say goodbye and take a late buss home
I guess she just wanted to hang out.
>>27838660
If she hasn't spoken about it, she remembers every detail.
>be at club with some friends
>getting drunker and drunker
>some girls pull me in to their dance circle
>it seems like they are fighting for my attention
>'lol that's fun' I think
>I kind of feel like they are just playing games a bit and aren't really serious since they seem to be like 19 or something (I'm 24)
>let it go on anyway because why the hell not
>start dancing more with the hottest one of them because hell yes
>she leans in for the kiss
>I go for it
>start making out on the dance floor
>her friends leave
>we go grab our coats together
>meet up with her friends at a kebab place (wish I could remove, but delicious when drunk)
>share a falafel with her and talk with her friends
>they are kind of cool
>we go get our bicycles (no I'm not kidding, this is a european student town where everyone move around by bike)
>bike to my place about 2,5 km away
>go inside
>get undressed
>she has an absolutely smoking body
>god damn
>start making out like crazy
>fuck her that night
>fuck her in the morning
>she wants to meet up again
>gives me her number
>i text her up
>we meet a few times after that hooking up until I leave university a couple of weeks later
Just another night out tbqh. I'm sorry that many of you haven't experienced it.
>
>>27839046
At least you got dinner
Only once, with a blackout drunk 8/10 girl. She was awake but only barely, I could have easily torn her clothes off and had my way (raped) but stupid morality got in the way. Was the hardest decision bros, I could have known what pussy feels like.
That image is fake, right?
I remember watching the video where one of the monk drills his chest with like a 17mm drill but that one looks like a 12 and would bore straight through your fucking skull if it ever caught on.
Has to be blunt as fuck or just in reverse drill mode
>>27837823
straight outta reddit
crazy muthafucka named fedoralord
so this girl wanted my d for awhile.
>be 12 or 13
>friend's sister is a few years older
>i was minding her younger siblings until she came home from wherever
>comes home
>siblings are asleep upstairs
>tells me to stay and talk
>she gets drink and complains it "tastes like cum"
>i say it doesn't and argue my point
>she wants to suck my dick to find out what my cum tastes like
>nope
some time later on again
>be 13
>on bus with the girl
>we are one of last stops so no one else on bus
>she "accidentally" knocks over her book bag and condoms falls out
>she jokes about he she is always prepared
>tells me to come over to play vidya
>it half day so family isn't home
>go play mario kart
>she puts her hand under my shorts and starts playing with my d
>tries to kiss me
>i don't
>starts calling me gay
>n-no
>you are gay
>n-no, stop say that
>prove you are not gay then. fuck me.
>i do the alpha thing and go home without fucking her
This was pretty much the end of my chance. After this i was playing vidya with her and another guy from neighborhood who see started hanging with more. i went to piss and get something to drink. I come back and he was fucking her.
Then nothing till college
>drunk girl wants me d
>nope
>make up excuse
>slut cute girl talking to me about it next day
>why didn't you fuck her?
>say whatever excuse
>you wouldn't say same thing to me, would you?
>doesn't matter, because you don't want to fuck me.
>girl is lying on my bed
>she just smiles and motions me to come to her
>i don't do anything
>she eventually leaves
>>27834363
>and i don't do anything because i don't know how to make a move and i'm too scared to just wing it and what if it all goes wrong and i'm pretty sure she doesnt like me
For your future reference, the rule of thumb is if they're within kissing distance, then you should go in for the kiss. If a girl is at least shoulder to shoulder with you during the date, when you walk together, when you sit down... KISS HER YOU FOOL. If she's been walking a person apart and you have to move your feet to go over and kiss her, it's better to just let it go. Think of it as a progressive levels. First you enjoy talking to each other, then enjoy minor touching (holding hands, arm in arm, hugging), then kissing, then fondling, and then finally sex. If you clear one level, you have to move to the next or you lose the game.
>>27834456
I touched a girl's hand once.
Actually I just picked up a piece of paper she dropped and handed it to her but that still counts right?
>>27839493
It's not fake it's Chi force anon :)
>match with 8/10 girl
>almost certain it's a bot
>her acts first and says she shares a hobby of mine
>wonder if the bots are getting smarter, but humor her with a response
>we keep talking and it turns out she's a real person
>exchange numbers
>keep texting and talking on the phone
>it's my first time ever talking to a girl on the phone
>have no idea how I'm not spilling any spageddi yet
>after about 2 weeks she invites me over to her place to netflix and chill
>even with my autism I know what's going down
>just kidding, I had to post some threads on 4chan to know what it means and what to do
>on my way there I grab condoms, popcorn, and beer (I was suggested hard liquor but I was too anxious wondering what she would think)
>get there
>she greets me with a smile
>sit down on the couch, turn the lights off, start movie
>I instantly have a raging boner, he knows what's about to go down
>cross my right leg over my left to cover it
>we start off at opposite ends of the couch and as we talk and the movie goes on she inches closer and closer
>when she gets shoulder to shoulder I grab the bag of popcorn and place it in my lap to cover my raging diamond dick
>if she notices the game is surely over
>now part of her arm is continuously on my leg as she reaches into my lap to grab popcorn
>realize this is my chance
>clumsily place my hand on hers
>she turns to look at me
>go in for the kill
>she meets me halfway
>FUCK YES! THIS IS HAPPENING!
>I watched a bunch of youtube videos before on how to kiss and make out so I have an idea on how it works
>I think I'm doing ok
>following her lead
>her lips are so warm and wet
>how does she do it
>at that moment realize mine are dry and chaffed
>Fucking hell, I should have gotten some carmex. Fucking /r9k/ didn't tell me.
>After a few minutes I push her down of the sofa and I'm on top of her
>It wasn't really intentional, my body couldn't handle the stress and needed to lie down and she just ended up under it
CONT.
>>27840500
CONT.
>boner is now flushly pushing against her vagina
>hear her moan as we continue making out
>dip down and start kissing her neck
>I know the logical next step is to feel up her breasts before dipping down and burying my face into those heavenly mountains
>place my hands around her waist
>I have to move up
>suddenly have a a fit of autism
>thoughts swirl in my head
>"this might be the only girl in the world that likes me"
>"I might never have another chance at happiness"
>"you can't lose her"
>"what if she thinks this is going too fast"
>"what if she regrets it after were done"
>"what if she never calls me again"
>"I have to show her I really like her beyond sex"
>stop everything I'm doing and get off of her
>start talking about some of my autisitic hobbies with her
>I didn't mention 4chan thank god
>start asking about her hopes and dreams and what she wants out of life
>in hind sight it was obvious she was completely turned off
>start talking about the future, marriage, and kids with her
>the final nail in my autistic coffin
>she suddenly reaches for her phone
>tells me she has to go meet some friends soon and that I should go
>walking out I know how badly I fucked up
>want to just run back in, grab her, and fuck the shit out of her
>get into my car
>drive home as the depression starts to set in
>next day she texts me to tell me it's not going to work
>I knew it was coming but it still felt like my heart had been ripped out leaving a huge gaping hole in my chest
>feeling didn't go away for several months
>wish I had never met her in the first place so I would never know this feel
>memories and feels slowly faded over time
>at this point I could say it was good to have such an experience
>going through something most people do in their teenage years
>hope it will prepare me better for the next time
>2 years later
>still no next time
>>27837884
Oh, but they do go to find someone to fuck, just not you. They need to remain tolerant and suck only Jamal and Mehmet's cock, according to Swedish tradition, of course.
>>27840861
I...Anon I...Jesus fucking christ anon.
>>27834867
lol what are the powers like?
>>27838818
Not him, but I'd rather be a manwhore than a virgin.
