>when ur mom open ur browser and see all the loli you were looking at
>>27830526
>when yur granmma sees all your granny porn
>when your grandpa sees your nazi loli porn
>when ur dad walk into your room to find your lifeless body and cries for the first time in 18 years
>>27830562
>she's into it
>>27830526
This literally my worst nightmare and I have dreams about this happening.
>when i walk into my room and i cry on the floor screaming KILL ME GOD WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME
>>27830625
too close holmes
>when i find out i still havent killed myself and i then i kill myself
>tfw chads and stacies have the courage to kill themselves but i dont
>mum found the vomit mug
>mfw i kill myself
>eternal bliss
>>27830731
it ok maki
>>27830526
>hey anon how come i never see you hanging out with your friends
>>27830577
>tfw this actually happened to me once
>>27830617
Then protect yourself.
Download virtual box install Ubuntu or something on it and use that.
As long as you don't get walked in on you are completely safe.
holding a gun to my temple every day after work
>when your browser history autodeletes because you're not an idiot and your mom isn't a cunt who'd check your browser history anyway
>wake up
>you didn't die in your sleep
from dreams to the nightmare
>either my little brother or my mom found my incest/loli doujin folder
>they put a text file that said "You are horrible" in with the doujins
Welp. Still don't know who did it to this day. Jeez, this was like 10 years ago (I was 15 at the time, 25 now). I'm on good terms with both my brother and my mom though.
>>27830526
My mom was cool with it actually, she laughed and started to tease me about it. My father didn't really care. They know I can tell the difference between reality and fantasy so I was never outrightly questioned about my sexuality, that, and they know about my oneitis. When family with younger daughters is scheduled to come over they tease me saying they need to keep me on a leash when I'm near the kids, it gets sometimes annoying, but I'm glad my parents didn't go batshit insane like some of the stories I hear on here, having a good relationship with your parents is pretty based.
Oh fuck you Mom, you've suspected for a long time now.
>>27830526
>looking at a picture an anon drew
>dad walks in
>forgot I had it open
>talks to me about dinner
>leaves
>look back at screen and realize what I've done
It was this picture too
>tfw your mum would probably forgive you because she knows she and my dad raised an autist to be doubly autist
>>27831052
shiiiiiiiit you fucked up bad man
>>27831026
go hitler
>rip the first robot
>>27831052
he confirmed you were gay
>>27831026
why was he so perfect?
>>27830996
>they tease me
What the fuck am i reading
>when your wife's pegging your transgendered son's boipussy in the next room
>>27830996
I've been dropping hints about it for a while now and they haven't caught on.
>"I don't mind gay people at all, Anon! I mean, if you were gay, I'd still love you completely! I'd be happy as long as you're happy!"
>Actually I'm a pedo dad *autistic laughter*
>"... I'm sad."
>>27831080
>>27831123
We may never see his like again. ;_________________________________________________________________;
>2011
>Be 15
>Fapping to loli hentai on my phone in the dark
>Dad bursts into room
>Turn the screen towards Dad in order to get some illumination
>mfw I realized what I just did
>He just looked at me funny and left
>We never spoke of it again
>>27831352
i know what you mean i fucking barricade my door when im fapping
they burst in and try to sneak up but they will never catch the catfishman
>>27830526
That moment when you show a qt a funny picture on your phone, and she sees one of your rule 34 pictures in the preview.
that moment when i open up my computer in class and the guy behind me sees my "kill yourself" background
>login with my playstation profile on living room TV to play with sister
>get bored, bring up Youtube, somehow linked to a "private" account that people shouldn't see
>all recommended videos are of little girls dancing or doing gymnastics
>she doesn't say a word
>When you Accidentally share Interracial porn to your Facebook account
fapping to stuff in my room
dad bursts in
hand on dick and mouse
i close out of it and scoot my chair in as close as i can go
bring hand up from dick
dad asks what i want for dinner
i say chicken wings
he says ok
>mfw i saved myself and my dad was none the wiser to my fapping.
>>27831652
He knew
>>27831618
>tfw see someone do a backflip
>want to learn how to do a backflup
>check gymnastic channels on stretches to do
>youtube recommends me little girl gymnastic vids
>:^|
>>27831346
>>27831123
>>27831026
Too pure for this world.
Good night sweet Prince.
>>27831691
It will never go away either. Forgot and watched from my main account just once, and even after deleting them from my view history, they still show up in recommendations from time to time.
>>27830596
I know but he is the reason I did it, he knows it but has never done anything to help me.
>>27831683
dad?
why are you still awake
come into the kitchen if this is you
im doing an english thing and the codeword is jellybeans
true story
>be 16
>live with mom,
>dad is whofuckingknowswhere don't think even mom knows who my dad is
>mom is a slut, but she doesn't bring guys home around me unless they've been dating for at least a few months (which is rare), mostly just comes home drunk on weekends and passes out on couch with clothes in disarray after hooking up
>only have 1 desktop PC in our apt that we share
>for a while always cleared browsing history after fapping, but then realized she wouldn't care that I was watching porn so stopped bothering.
>realize she never cleared browsing history either, probably never occurred to her that is a thing
>being a nosy teenager with no life I always check history to see what she's been up to
>mostly nothing; cooking sites, amazon, celebrity gossip shit etc.
>see she's been on a couple vanilla porn sites, kinda grossed out by thought of mom watching porn but no big deal I already know she's a slut
>one day see she's been on an erotic fiction site, curiosity gets the better of me and I check it out
>go to site and get auto signed into her account, think how careless she is but then again I'm the one spying so let it go
>browsing around, the site has stories split into categories (straight/gay/les/bdsm etc.
>see the site allows you to 'favorite' stories, can't help myself at this point, have to see what she's marked at favorite
>it's nothing but mother/son incest stories. her entire 'favorites' list is over a dozen fics of just mother/son incest
>the word 'shocked' falls flat here, but that's all I can say, I was shocked.
>was years until I could even start to feel comfortable around her again
of course I never confronted her with it and of course nothing ever happened, but just knowing that's the kind of porn she was reading... If I had known then how far into the future that revelation would taint my relationship with her then I kinda feel like I got doubly fucked; I got the trauma of incest without actually having the sex
>>27832668
Why didn't you just fuck her like she clearly wanted?
>>27832668
Tell us about the first time you realized you were gay.
>>27832668
Fuck man, thats hot
>>27832668
Dude I browse incest porn but I wouldn't bang my mom/sis. Way, way different. Stop being a fagnaught about it.
>>27832710
being completely honest here, years later I've fapped thinking about it. (no I wouldn't actually do it, she's over 50 now let sleeping dogs lie) but at the time even a mainline viagra drip couldn't have got my dick up. Even if that is your fetish (it certainly wasn't mine) you never know how you would react to something like that at 16yrs old.
>>27832668
...and you dindu nuffin???
>tfw your mom already knows you get turned on by seeing girls fuck horses.
>>27830996
are you the dishwasher with the rash and the oversensitive libtard parents?
