Anyone else /stoned/?
What are you doing?
Im watching ricky bobby
Radio surfing outside and enjoying the weather. Smoking.
Wish I was. Sounds comfy though, love that movie.
Talking to voices in my head
>>27830336
This hit for you brother. We're all gonna make it.
>HEY GUYS
>TODAY I LIKE..DID DRUGS XD!!!!!
Please hurry up and OD
>>27830403
Who are you quoting? I don't talk like that, you fucking degenerate. People can smoke weed and be intellectuals, sorry if that's too much for you to understand.
>hey guys hahaha just stoned here hahaha lmao guys
>hahahaahahahaha weed
I'm on the fence if I want to smoke up now or wait until tomorrow to smoke
>>27830468
Okay, listen up asshole. You can stop spamming my thread and leave or I'm gonna get really pissed off. I smoke weed, deal with it. It's not a harmful drug, in fact it can cure a lot of diseases like cancer. Do you research, this plant is the best thing to ever be invented and you don't even know it. No wonder you fags are all virgins.
>>27830403
>>27830468
I used to be straight-edge. Alchy is pretty bad in excess, but I smoke weed and the escape from anxiety is like nothing else.
>>27830439
>>27830497
What the fuck is with you annoying faggots having to tell everyone that you're stoned?
>>27830371
thanks bud, I'll get some friday, I'll dedicate a bong rip to ya.
>>27830497
Oh man, this has to be bait.
>hahaha guys like smoke weed :P
>>27830539
LEAVE. MY. THREAD. God damn it where the fuck are the mods tonight?
>>27830505
>hey man I cover up my issues with DUDE WEED so I don't actually have to be a man and deal with them
Go light up another FAT BOWL DUDE you self-hating faggot.
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
WEED HAHAHA STONED AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Y'all niggas need Jesus something terrible.
>>27830572
hit another bowel you druggie and od
hahahaha dude weeeeeeeed stoned af
>>27830558
Hey buddy, I gotta congratulate you on stealing my freshly made meme. Hope it feels good to steal someone elses work like the useless child you were to your parents. Being unoriginal was always a disappointment to your family. I'd just like you to remember that you are a failed abortion and you could at least try to make your parents efforts not in vain, but nope. Instead you make them wish that they never had sex in the first place because now you're just leeching off of their money at age 23, and it doesnt help that you're jobless. You only steal other peoples work just so you can show it off to your mom to make her think you arent a useless fuck. Just remember, I'll be bouncing on my girls dick for a while, so feel free to come back to me at any time once you decide to flip your life around.
I smoked Sunday nught after working a long weekend on location.
Watched bob burgers while eating burgers.
10/10 m8
>>27830547
Yes, because I can really deal with existential anxiety in a normal way.
AHHHHHHHHH GUYS SMOKING W33D HERE
SON3D AS FUARK!
HAHAHA
LMAOOOOOO
>>27830583
>bowel
hehehehehehehehehehehe
>>27830583
No I have to save the rest of what I have for 4/20
w33d dude
w33d man
smoking w33d here guys stoned as
>>27830583
>average intelligence of anti-drug "human"
>>27830558
HAHAHA DUUUUUDE *takes a bong hit*
*coughs profusely while exhaling*
JUST LIKE TAKE IT EASY MAAAN HAHA
*coughs*
WEED IS A SACRED HERB GROWN FROM THE EARTH HAHA
*makes psychedelic "art" in photoshop*
THAT DANK ICKY STICKY HAHAAAAA
*develops interest in terrible aesthetics*
WEEEEEEEEED
*hangs rugs on wall*
Why is everyone so mad? Can't we all just get along?
>>27830603
>existential anxiety
I see, you're still mentally a 14 year old. Explains a lot really.
>>27830651
it's because they need more weed m8
they don't get it because they don't smoke
*cough cough*gobble gobble
*yeah man good shit jamal*
*aye hold on lemme tell dese fools on dis websute right ayre bout me getting stoned*
>>27830594
Sounds like a great night
Good call bro
Alcohol threads:
>yes brothers come and tell us your sorrows
Weed threads:
>lmaaooo u smoek weed guys?? ur SO COOL ( :} ) ((NOT)) WWEEED
smoking weed makes us feel nice and open ourselves up. stop being suck dickwads.
>>27830674
>XD THOSE CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF SOCIETY THAT DON'T HAVE TIME TO INDULGE IN DANGEROUS DRUGS AREN'T AS SMART AS US!!!
I miss the old /r9k/.
I have this weird feeling of doing what i want when im stoned or borderline drunk
Man i want to learn to play violin
I wish i was getting high and 420 blazing it brah, but I'm getting stoned from the feels i post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TOB2McGSVw
>>27830697
>hey maaan alcohol is like way worse than weed
>NO ONES EVER OVERDOSED ON WEED SO THEREFORE IT'S BETTER
>>27830660
Okay, you're rude and I'm telling teacher.
>>27830712
Do it, faggot.
>>27830725
what are you even going on about?
>>27830739
THAT PICTURE IS SO FUNNY XDD
LIKE HIS FACE IS SO WEIRD, BRO I'M TOO HIGH FOR THIS!!! XD
SIMPLY EPIC, UPVOTED! FREAKIN' UPVOTED!
>>27830764
HAHAHAHAHHA DUUUUDEEEEE COUGHING FROM DIS MAD DANK RIGHT NOW
HAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT GETTING SO STONED HAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHA
>>27830779
BROOOO I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW! HIT THE FATTEST BLUNT OF PURPLE OG CALI AFGHAN BUBBLE KUSH, I'M FUCKIN RIPPED BRO. HOOOOOLY SHIT LOL
BRO WE PUT ON PINK FLOYD AND LEGIT I SAW COLORS
LIKE I WAS TRIPPING OUT MAN
>>27830710
>neets
>contributing members of society
That's rich.
>>27830739
>eat a sausage
soon enough that addiction will get a hold of you and you'll be selling you mouth and asshole for more weeds.. soon enough those black men will be telling you to eat a sausage
coming off methadone 'high' (low) on k-pins gabapen and valium
feel like fucking shit, cold turkeryed 90mg lol been throwing up and my ass keeps blasting like onyx
>>27830834
lol guys look at me im a druggie
HAHA
take a quick look at this thread and tell me whos doing all the shitposting.
its like those feminists that have gone full circle and cry victimisation when commiting assault
>>27830834
haha I'm throwing away my health and money and I'm not even happy lol
>>27830875
I don't even smoke weed but i find the thread very amusing, i thought marijuana was supposed to make you all chill and happy and make you laughing at everything.
>>27830875
Sorry that /r9k/ isn't going to shelter and protect you. You're a fucking degenerate drug-abuser and you deserve literally 0 sympathy from any self-respecting human who stays away from deadly substances.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3gyAIivghc
Robots, pls give the weed merchant's email address to this dumb NEET. I want to try it before I an hero. Also, I only have $20. How many weeds can I buy with this?
>>27830271
Watching 30 Rock with my parents. I think my mom might be more stoned than I am.
I'm a merchant, what do you need.
Yeah but I'm burnt out at the moment
I have been high everyday for at least 6 months and the shits getting boring t b h
I smoke even when i don't feel like it
>>27830923
A gram or an oil cartridge.
>>27830906
are you upset you got no friends? want to take a hit out of my pipe?
>>27830974
>a gram
>one gram
>$20
The fuck nigga, even legal weed isn't that expensive.
>>27830271
Gettin ready to go to sleep, I know my REM is gonna be wacked, but I took some supplements to offset that. I have dishwashing to do in a few hours, so I want to have a solid anti inflammatory presence in my system since I cut my hands constantly as they become wet tissue paper.
>>27830733
Make me
gayboi
Weed is such a mixed bad
60% of the times it great. I feel relaxed, giggly and everything just feels fun. I generally have a good time on stoned when I am with friends.
40% of the time its horrible, I have only ever had one mild panic attack on weed but I get stuck it horrible anxious thought loops/state of mind. All I can think about it how much of an obese loser I am and how badly I fucked up my life.
>>27831000
It is what it is that's what the price is here until it gets legalized.
>>27831031
mixed bag*
>>27830974
>oil cartridge
I don't know what that means. I'll just stuff it up a cigarette and smoke it I guess. I suspect I'll have to travel to the ethnic part of town. How do I avoid getting shot? Or can I just text the numbers I've found on webehigh for my city? I have a google voice number on an account I've only ever accessed through Tor.
im stoned and not sure whether i should do some WoW pvp or play dark souls 3
im also getting high so i can forget about how sad my life is and how i'll always be a failure
pic related
>>27830974
>paying more than 15 dollars a gram
I used to make a killing on kids like you charging 25 dollars a gram for mids
and they never question price or quality because they're too beta
>>27831031
I cant into weed at all anymore for the same reasons. Just makes me focus on how stupid my life is and why I even smoked in the first place
Crossfaded and listening to some Back After Dawn.
Feels like high school man.
>>27831076
I mean if you know people who aren't sketchy and live in a bad area or deal with thugs then it really isn't a big deal. I get my stuff straight from a warehouse that works with sick people who need it, so it's not really an issue.
>>27830439
>People can smoke weed and be intellectuals
You belong on this board
>>27831076
If I knew where you were located I would just ship it to you sorry friend.
>>27831141
I have no friends or acquaintances, and I find black people scary. I guess I'll just have to keep stealing pocket change from my parents until I can afford a bitshekel.
>>27831167
Thanks, but I don't want it for free.
>>27830271
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
420 AMIRITE U GUISE?!?!?!?!
>>27831277
Gotcha, well I hope you find what you're looking for safely.
>>27831305
>liking anime girls
>calling others a faggot
almost every anime loving poofter ive met irl and on the internet has turned out to be a legit fag. either closeted or some tranny.
degenerate fuck
>>27831345
Weed smoking, cough syrup chugging, pedophile weeaboo here. I am extremely offended that you assume that I'm a homosexual and that faggotry is correlated with anime watching at all. Stop the erasure. Lolicons built both the anime industry and the shitposting industry, and the homos have done nothing but culturally appropriate it from us. No more oppression!
