>you will live to 85
How the fuck do I chop years off my life. I don't desire dying in some fucking retirement home pissing and shitting myself.
>>27827596
Smoke cigarettes. It looks rad and you'll smell fantastic
>>27827612
Femanon here. Nothing turns me on more than the smell of cigarettes, and for that matter, cigarette breath. Mmmmmm so good. I smoke a pack and a half per day.
eat lots o bacon
>>27827596
Engage in risky and dangerous endeavours. Develop self destructive tendencies like doing drugs and fucking prostitutes.
>>27827596
shoot yourself
in an original way
Fear not robots, pete to da rescue
>>27827970
Kill me, Pete.
Please just end it.
>>27827970
Kill me, Pete
Im very tired desu
>>27827970
For the love of the Egyptian God kek, kill me Pete
>>27827970
Kill me, pete.
Smother me to death with your furry cat body.
>>27827970
Kill me, Pete.
B
Turning this thread into a roll thread. Last 2 digits are the age you die. If you are older than that age, roll again.
>>27827970
Kill me, Pete.
If I ask twice does it go faster?
Jerk off like 35 times a day. IDK what but something bad will happen to your body
>>27828502
Rolllllling.
crispytacosandmeatyburritos
>>27828532
Welp, only 3.5 more years to go.
It's been a good run.
>>27828502
rolllllllllllllign
>>27827970
Kill me, pete
i'm ready for this nightmare to end
>>27827612
>>27827767
>absolute haram
>>27827970
Kill me Pete. I can't take this life anymoarrrrr
Rolling for a long happy life desu
I consider anyone that's able to make 50 a winner in life regardless. No matter what if you can live for 50 years in this world you are a winner. You are one of the lucky privileged few if you can survive to that old age. Saying anything to the contrary would only be disrespectful towards the people like me that died young.
Fucking learn to properly appreciate your suffering and the fact that suffering means you are STILL ALIVE.
>>27828502
let's go
orignale commentarion
>>27828724
fuck, I don't want to live too long but 24 is pretty fucking close for my liking.
>>27828502
Come on, please, God.
>>27828692
I honestly feel like the only one here that wants to live a long life. I enjoy going out into nature by myself and just reading all day. Sitting by a fire, hiking, riding my motorcycle. I've come close to death many times and been at peace with it. Those experiences just made me appreciate life more.
>>27828400
you dun goof'd kid. you dun goof'd
>>27827970
Kill me, Pete
Please make it comfy
>>27827970
Save me pete
>>27827596
Smoke a lot. Breath in asbestos in extremely small quantities. Get alcohol poisoning several times.
>>27828502
Ralling fampai
>>27828802
>alzheimers, parkinsons, or dementia
>mental and physical faculties deteroiate to shit
>slowly become blind and/or deaf
Nah.
>>27828502
Rolling, maybe it'll be over this year
>>27827970
Kill me, Pete
com ori
>>27830870
God dammit fuck me
>>27828446
My son my son what have ye done?
>>27828502
i am rolling in response to your post
>>27828502
pls b 27
>>27828502
99 get
Life is good.
I'll likely die in a bike accident though.
>>27831841
>>27831841
Hahahahaha 14 more years than that, faggot. Better raise a family or some shit you middle aged, classed fagtron.
SUCK IT.
>>27827767
>I smoke a pack and a half per day.
Absolutely disgusting
>>27827767
Here is your (you) m'lady *tips waitress*
>>27828502
Rolling
Just in case, kill me, Pete. It's just not worth it anymore.
>>27828502
rollix
>>27828502
Please let me vanish
>>27832497
>97
WAKE ME UP
wHY
>>27830841
You forgot
>Leave poo stains everywhere
>Piss your self so you need to wear diapers
How the fuck do old people even live with themselves.
>>27828502
ROLLING FOR 30
My dad recently had a surgery where the cut open one of the veins on his wrist and ran a tube up it right into his heart while he was fully awake with no anaesthesia and they found a 90% blockage. I never want to get old.
Move to the countryside and live an almost amish life there.
My grandpa is over 85, he never liked the city. He used to be a hard worked but obviously the age doesn't let him anymore so he helps with the cooking for the younger workers, he still chops wood and shit.
Last year he fell and injured one of his knees, he returned home and sew the skin back himself.
Fucking badass.
