>playing vidya
>hear dad's truck pull up
>sigh
Mind you, everytime he comes, he says some smart remark then tries to get my mother to agree with him on kicking me out
>hear him start coming up stairs
>"Hey Julia, is Anon home?"
>"He's in his room, dear"
>quickly scramble to my closet and close the door
>hear him open the bedroom door
>"Jesus Christ, it fucking stinks in here"
>he exits the room
>"Julia...JULIA"
>"what?"
>"he's not in here"
>"that's odd, he must've went to the store."
>OffTheHook.JPG
>figure I'll just wait for a bit then come back out and pretend like I just got home
>hear him start arguing with my mom over kicking me out
>"you can't kick him out, Richard, the boy's got no friends, he'll be left out in the cold all by himself, is that what you want your son's life to be like?"
>"WELL, DAMN IF I GIVE A FUCK, I NEVER ASKED FOR ANOTHER KID, BUT SOMEONE JUST COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO TAKE HER PILL"
>"OH, FUCK YOU, YOU NEEDLEDICK PIECE OF SHIT, YOU SHOULD'VE WORN A CONDOM"
>"YOU FUCKING KNOW I HATE THE FEEL OF THOSE THINGS"
>"WELL THEN, HE'S AS MUCH OF YOUR FAULT AS HE IS MINE"
>"OH PLEASE, ANON GOT ALL HIS GENES FROM YOUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY"
>"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"
>"OH STOP KIDDING YOURSELF, JULIA, THE BOY'S A LOSER, HE'S A SPINELESS BITCH WHO COULDN'T STAND UP TO A FLY"
>"RICHARD"
>"OH, FUCK OFF, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE, HE'S A DAMNED MISTAKE, WE SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOUR FOLKS AND ABORTED HIM"
>"RICHARD, MY GOD, HOW COULD YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR SON LIKE THAT"
>"THAT BOY-"
>can't hold it in anymore, I start to let the tears run
>clearly they heard my sniffling because they stopped
>"-...that boy, ain't my son, I've got no son"
>dad stomps off downstairs
>mistake
>pussy
>bitch
>abort
>spineless
>loser
>>27826408
Leave tonight. Disappear for a few days, if they don't look for you keep walking.
>>27826408
Burn down their house and kill self
That'll show those normies
there will always be birthdays to look forward to
>>27826462
this guy knows what sup. before i left i challenged my dad to a fist fight. long story short i decked the mother fucker. i may live in a van but god damn was that the best memory ive ever had.
>>27826408
This is some lifetime movie shit.
As in it's try hard and pathetic 2/10 we've got enough pathetic stories on here that are actually real.
Write a suicide note and leave it somewhere either of them will obviously find it, and make sure to mention how this incident lead to you wanting to off yourself.
And gg you've guilted both of them into allowing you to live with them forever.
This is a golden fucking opportunity that only an idiot would waste.
Shoot em. i'm just kidding, heh.
>Fbi knows im not
>>27826408
This is so blatantly fake, nobody argues like that
>>27826546
>he watches lifetime movies
W O M A N
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>>27826408
wanna move to hawaii with me and live the homeless paradise life?
>>27826576
i do. when will we go? do you have a boat?
>>27826544
Post van, how long u been on the road?
>>27826574
WOMAN?
WOMAN
WO M A N
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I AM WO M A N
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>>27826576
>get infested with topical parasites and get blown away by a hurricane
no thanks
>>27826573
agreed. OP is probably some rich fag trying to imagine how poor families argue. it's nothing like this.
>>27826624
I'm really liking this new meme
>>27826593
no boat unfortunately. looking for the cheapest flight. i have a car but what use is that? or we can just drive around the U.S until something happens.. maybe drive to canada i dunno
>>27826649
I would join anon, but I'm deathly afraid of airplanes
ITT: OP writes fiction in which people argue using actual logic
OP is probably autismo but that's it.
>>27826649
hawaii already started paying for flights to fly out their homeless population, you won't have much luck
>>27826649
>tfw a bunch of robots join together to live like hippy bums
fuck, where do I sign up
>tfw you have persecutory fantasies like this because you worship self pity
Not sure about this feel...
The best thing you can do is hold your own ground, or at least try to defend yourself instead of avoiding problems.
>>27826756
there was a thread a while ago, some rich fag was speaking of buying land and building a community for people like us. i think it was archived. he was seriously considering it, i didn't get to see the conclusion though..
>>27826408
>Not punching your dad right in his face
Looks like he was right about you OP.
>>27826826
It wouldn't have worked anyway, outsiders would come in with their shitty fake depression and ruin everything
>>27826826
>buying land
it was set up to fail, the best thing we could do is go live in the mountains and become canadians
>>27826462
This.
Your only option is to leave. If you die, you die. Let's face it you're going to kill yourself one day regardless. All that time spent shitposting and jacking it to chinese cartoons can be exchanged for one chance to prove him wrong.
Get up and leave, never come back. Even if you just crawl off to die he'll always be left wondering what happened to you, and a part of him will believe that you somehow managed to live.
>>27826408
I remember when I was like 10 and my parents thought i was playing outside and they started taking about how feminine I was, my mum thought I was gay and it really bothered my dad because he wanted me to be a manly man, I still remember him calling me a giant mistake
I always wanted to turn things around and prove him wrong, but here I am.
>>27826930
did you turn out to be an anime loving gay?
>>27826408
I wanna say this is fake, because personally at my house my parents would argue with their fists not their mouths, but white friends did have parents argue like this
In the case that this is true, you need to whip your pop's ass. If you can show him up, he'll take you as a man and respect you
>>27826971
Anime loving, yes
Gay, n-no, I just haven't found the right girl yet
>>27826408
>Thinking that your purpose comes from what your parents want you to be.
Fuck them then. Make your own purpose in life and show them that your not a mistake. If this story is real (doubt it is)
>>27826973
This is terrible advice, OP will get his shit kicked in and his dad will only think he's more of a bitch
OP here, I've decided to cave in and end my life fampies, I'm assume a nice slit of my hand should be enough to make me bleed out, yes?
>>27827234
Bleed out? To an extent, you'll just faint, not die pal
Unironically, OP, you could end your life.
You don't have to end your life to prove a point, you could do it for nobody but yourself.
I would do it with you, anon.
You could be free from all of this.
>>27827257
Perfect, my parents will have to take me to the hospital and wate their precious money, then I'll unveil part 2 of my plan and jab one of those dirty needles they keep in the trashcans, into my arm once I'm there
That should contaminate my bloodstream and hopefully give me a slow elapsed death, causing my parents to constantly dish out medical bills
>>27827234
No. At most you will cry from the pain and just pass out from blood loss.
Wanna legit off yourself? Jump off your roof and make sure to land on your head.
>>27827234
The only way, OP.
>>27827301
Why don't you just kill yourself and get it over with? Attempted suicide will just make your life more miserable than it already is because you'll be put in a ward where you need to ask to use the fucking bathroom and you can't have pull strings on your clothes. Either that or just leave. Leave and see what happens.
>>27827316
Hanging is such a retarded way to kill yourself.
Not only does it take much longer to suffocate than you could possibly think, it's also extremely painful and terrifying to experience. The proper way to kill yourself with a noose is to snap your neck immediately by doing it from a high point and falling quite some distance so that the rope snaps back and your neck fucking shatters.
>>27827234
>>27827301
I really hope this is just a troll, that's the dumbest, most idiotic idea I've ever heard and it'll most likely end up with you in jail for taking those needles
>>27826408
>not standing up to him
>not proving him wrong and doing something with your life
you really are a bitch
>>27827408
He said while visiting /r9k/
>>27826408
>the boy's got no friends, he's a spineless loser"
HNNG, this is hitting way too close to home
>>27826408
You're such a loser that you role played being a loser rejected by his family.
Pathetic cuck
>>27827146
You gain the right to start thinking like that when you support yourself.
>>27826408
Punch your father in the mouth and make him proud, anon.
>>27826408
Just get a job anon
Ain't that hard
Get a job
>>27827408
It would be weird but I want this to happen to me.
That way I can leave (not killing myself) without regret because I hate the way they want to monitor/say something everything I do.
>"I hope you have a lot of kid that way our family name will stay"
Fuck you I don't give a fuck about it they can fuck off for all I care I will never commit/have kid and I will get a vasectomy soon thankfully.
>>27827234
I know you're trolling but this place is full of people like you.
Stop being a useless slob and go do something to make your parents proud, not sitting in front of a screen in a foul smelling room every second of the day.
>>27827757
You are one fucked up individual, and you sound like you need serious help. Usually the testosterone starts to stop at age 17.
>>27827757
slit your own throat. will be over sooner and won't hurt much more.
leave a note saying 'i have always been your son. clean it up'.
>>27827827
No I'm not fucked up I don't want to live up to their "expectations" they don't give a fuck about me they only care about what people think of them through me.
They took what I saved up during high school as hostage because I wanted to stop football because I played in the same team as my dad friends I'd go now.
>>27827908
I don't want to kill myself but just live my own life somewhere else.
>>27827960
Idgf*
>>27827234
Hang yourself on a doornob
It's the easiest way and is only slightly uncomfortable
good luck and see you on the other side senpai
>>27826648
Yah me too actually
>>27826408
>>27826462
Agreed. It isn't healthy going and living with people who don't give a fuck about you. Might as well search for a roommate somewhere or just hit the road
>>27826408
>"WELL, DAMN IF I GIVE A FUCK, I NEVER ASKED FOR ANOTHER KID, BUT SOMEONE JUST COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO TAKE HER PILL"
>"OH, FUCK YOU, YOU NEEDLEDICK PIECE OF SHIT, YOU SHOULD'VE WORN A CONDOM"
>"YOU FUCKING KNOW I HATE THE FEEL OF THOSE THINGS"
What compelling, realistic, and believable dialogue.
>Needledick piece of shit
Is your mom 14?
1/10 bait
Made me reply
Adding this post to my origami collection
>>27826408
Kill your parents, siblings, and as many random people as you can. Do not be forgotten by history friendo.
>>27826408
Thisis too detailed to be fake. Got any pictures to prove it though, anon?
>>27827301
>not just stabbing yourself with a rusty nail
>wait it out for a few days
>become septic
>go to hospital
>let the wageslaves treat you and bill your parents
>need to be admitted to a unit for monitoring and IV antibiotics
>when a wagecuck flushes your IV, steal a syringe from the wastebin when the wagecuck leaves
>put a little bit of tap water in it and rub it on the countertops
>inject it through your IV
>remain infected til your end days
>hospital continues to bill your parents
FOOLPROOF PLAN
I recommend playing the game and going for the highscore
>>27828818
That sounds utter retarded and immensely painful for the OP...
It's genius.
>>27826547
being content with living with your fucking parents for the rest of your life
how is the preteen life anon?
NEET KEKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Call in the NEET damage control lads.
