What did you do on your prom night?
Video games
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I didnt have one to go to, because i didnt play the retarded school of fish game
>>27825476
Video games and masturbation. You know, just a cozy evening spent in.
I couldn't tell you.
I was so far out of the social loop my senior year, that I didn't hear anything about the prom until weeks after it happened. I had no idea when it was.
>>27825476
Played video games.
The girls at my high school were fucking terrible honestly, and I had a reputation for being a creep, I never had a chance.
went to prom with my gf
>>27825476
I was with my buddies, we were drinking and I got a platonic dance with this girl, she was nice, I danced like an autist but she thought I was being ironic so she enjoyed it, overall 7/10 night.
Took 2 dates, did ecstasy, went back to an after party and ended up fucking this guy I knows date at her house.
Was a pretty good time
I went with a girl who asked me to go with her and then ignored me the whole time
Skipped it because I hated everyone at school. Then again I don't live in America so the prom was just my retarded school trying to be American.
>>27825476
>pre-gamed with my boys
>danced with some bitches
>play tag at local park
>get high
It's was meh, didn't even get laid.
I don't remember honestly
>>27825476
Stayed home and fucked my gf
>>27825476
I went on a party van without a date, towards the end I put my hands on a girl's butt but didn't get any further
It was kind of a waste desu, I saved up from my part time job to pay for all that shit, not worth it
>>27825476
> Girl asked me to prom in front of group of people. I say no because I think she is making fun of me
> I go home and tell my mom that a girl asked me to go. I whisper it to my mom so my brothers and dad don't hear
> I go to prom and find her friends but she stayed home because I told her I wouldn't go with her
> spend prom hiding in bathroom or drinking koolaid trying to look like I am not alone. Mom picks me up after and neither of us say a word while driving home.
Autistic robots biggest enemy is lack of social skills and low self esteem.
Played Phantasy Star IV
I'll never forget you Alys
Made out behind a pier with my then girlfriend
I was too lazy to go to prom
Went with a girl who asked me, she was very nice and thanked me for being so chilled at the dance (she was afraid because she couldnt dance well but I couldn't at all...). When I asked her why she chose me she said she wasn't sure "it was just an idea" .It's been 3 weeks, we didn't see each other since then. I don't know if I should things let slide, I waited a lot already. On one sinde I'm not in love on the other she's the first girl I could honestly feel interested in as more than just friends... I don't know... Any Ideas?
I did get drunk to the point where I had an awesome time, went to the afterparty, danced till 5 am, when the club closed.
Kinda nice to dance longer than most others even though I am disabled.
didn't go played either halo or phantasy star universe demo on xbox 360 cant remember which. one girl who was one of those le nerdy quirky weird girl came over with her date to smoke my weed after it was over. then probably left and banged him. got cucked i guess. but i was never attracted to her anyway.
>>27825476
>Pre drank at buddy's house with a bunch of guys and girls we all organized to be there
>jump into limo, continue to drink
>ask one of the girls to be my prom date for the night, she says yes
>sober up by the time we get to prom
>dance a bit with my date and the rest of the girls (friends were too scared to dance)
>leave prom because one friend forced himself on a girl
>go to some house party, make out with some random blonde drunk girl I've never seen
>go back to friend's house, stay up till 5 am, all of us pass out.
It was meh.
Masterbated a couple times.
>>27825620
Pretty much the same for me. Although I did make out with her afterwards in the car, so that was cool I guess.
>awkwardly mumble at my one and only female friend to see if she wants to go
>she says yes but probably only because her preferred date was going with another girl he was banging (we'll call him Chad although he was more like the most chad-like member of a group of my beta social circle)
>me, chad and another guy make some small pathetic prom party and go
>chad literally takes a spoonful out of my desert at dinner without asking me
>go to dance
>dance a little bit, most of the time my date sits there bored
>we leave, Chad gets invited to an after party with some cooler kids but me and other guy are not invited
>we go home, drop our dates off at like 11pm while Chad stays out partying and fucking his girl
One and only time I've ever done any social event with a girl btw
>>27825476
went to the city with like 12 friends and then we all crashed at my date's house
it ended with all of us sitting in the basement in abject horror as my date jacked off to asian fetish porn in the next room on a flimsy dare. was fairly obvious he just wanted an excuse to do something weird as fuck. wild.
>>27825901
Faggots pIs leave.
Played Halo 3 with deadbeat uncle, we got hammered on cheap whiskey and beat it on legendary.
Later that night I browsed FB to stalk my oneitis profile like a beta cuck.
>prom
the closer I had to that was my school graduation party which I spent playing Street Fighter II with a random guy i've never seen at a friends house while he was sleeping...there were other 3-4 people I've never seen chatting and making out...it was a weird day
Stayed home and played some vidya.
I went to a music festival. The Black Keys and pre-superfamous twenty one pilots were there. Was pretty chill senpai
>>27825476
Shit, I don't remember. I probably either slept or stayed up studying for the forthcoming AP exams.
>>27825476
Other normies nominated my prom king ironicaly.
Uh... browsed 4chan and played some GTA San Andreas I think.
Browsed /b/ with a friend and watched some shitty movie
why is senior prom significant?
>>27825948
you can't say /tits or gtfo/ because you straight up asked for me to say it
but surprise, girls exist
>>27826296
American media tells us it is
>>27826389
lmao @ john greens wife sleeping with like 50 people before him
>gym I go to is right by the high school
>as I leave in gym shorts I see everyone dressed up for prom walking with their dates and friends
kill me
>proceed to go him and play video games for the rest of the night
>>27825476
I backhanded a Down syndrome chick in a wheelchair. Pretty solid night familia
>>27827100
at least u were gettin swole friend
I stayed home and played Team Fortress 2
I don't regret it one bit, it was the Sniper vs Spy update it was fuckin dope
I think I played some games and then cried myself to sleep
>prom
>got drunk
>got laid
uh oh i'm a normie
Hung out under a bridge. It was awesome
>>27825476
saw a movie with my qt cousin
>>27825476
I took my older sister to prom since she never went. She's a solid 8 without makeup. Everyone at school thought I scored since they saw us getting along together so well. It was the most fun I had in a while l.
I fucked up
I came so close to sex but decided to get blacked out drunk and vomit every where. For some reason the mixture of Crown and Vodka shots didn't sit well with me. So instead of fucking her, she held my head up so I didn't suffocate on my own insides. Kill me
>>27827311
post pics of her fgt
>>27825476
stuck my fingers in all the girls that i had a crush on because they were too drunk to say no
best.night.ever
Went to prom. I was a straight edge faggot but I had a long-term girlfriend who gave me a blowie in my room that night
A bunch of kids got trapped in the elevator at the venue when they tried to pack it with 30 people. The fire department came and everything it was hilarious
>prom
>actually going to prom
prom is for normies that have nothing better to do than to get drunk and party like retards
>>27825476
Not giving a fuck about prom because high school was fucking lame and all the kids were basic faggots.
>>27825476
From a smaller town about 30,000, had 1 high school
I was a nerd, tall, really skinny, no good at sports
I asked 10 girls, fat, thin, grade 9 to 12, even asked a crippled girl
Got told no and hell no by all of them, on girl told a bunch of others and I got laughed at in the hallway, had a teacher in AP History ask me during class if I decided which hand I was taking to the prom
On prom night, it's at the school gym, no "real" hotels close, just motels, parking lot is full, hear all the music and lights in the gym
I hiked from home along a creek and across a field, went through the parking lot flattening as many tires as I could
Went to a hill near the parking lot and using my .22 rifle, I shot out as many windows as I could, used my whole brick of 100
On the way out I pulled a fire alarm
Got home and got in bed, 45 min later hear talking downstairs, Dad comes into my room with a sheriffs deputy and says "see I told you he's been up here all night, deputy says people at school said it was probably me, I asked "probably me what", he smiled and said good answer, he was trying to trip me up by not saying what he was talking about
He asks if I have a .22, downstairs in Dads office in a safe, we all go down to check, yep, in the safe, no smell, he asks the people who were over for dinner and everyone says the same, I went up when they came in, with my dinner
Local paper Sheriff thins it was a neighbor near the school, they had gotten tons of noise complaints
After I graduated Dad asks me where the other rifle is, show him hiding spot under my floor, he says lets dump it, he used a torch to cut it up and we dumped in an old well and a public dump
He said it's the first time he was ever proud of me
Love my Dad
>>27825594
this is probably the only true positive review of prom from an actual robot
Went to prom with my gf at the time, she was 15
>Implying my school had a prom
Sorry i didnt go to some normie school like you faggots.
Played single player minecraft in the basement, shit was awesome.
>>27825476
Junior prom 2010:
>sobbed because my date left me there towards the end without telling me
>mfw he recently messaged me on POF finally apologizing
Senior prom 2011
>my friend/date drove me home and hugged good night
Boyfriend's senior prom 2012
>limo dropped us and our friend back to my house
>my bf drove me empty parking lot
>I gave him my first blowjob using a sticky cherry flavored condom
>he fingered me kinda
>we met up at a diner with our friends until 2am like nothing happened
It was the most fun prom I went to desu. My dress was magnificent and colorful as fuck and I don't regret ityet
>mfw I broke up with him last year
>found my corsage flower dried and pressed flat in my photo album
>>27827356
wow this is amazing
>>27827324
Here mate
>>27827479
fuck you fag guard
>>27827356
I hope this is true
Fucking Mr. Roboto
>>27825952
Sounds pretty fun man
>>27827356
i wish i could connect with my father like this
thanks for sharing, anon
I stayed at home playing vidya.
>>27827528
I'm a female but alright
>>27827356
Small town is 30,000, where I come from the town was barely above 1,000 and everyone was related it was nasty as shit m80s
>>27827602
so?
you're still a huge faggot
Didn't go.
Was a day late asking my oneitis of two years. The day I was going to ask, I found out some Chad she didn't even know asked her the day before. I was a weeb and she was a fujo so you can guess what she said. This was after a late-night phone conversation between us that lasted three hours and had a lot of hinting and sexual innuendo.
My immigrant parents had no idea what the fuck a "prom" was since I didn't tell them, so my dad made me start tiling the unfinished basement that night.
I tiled until 11PM.
My tears mixed into the mortar.
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>>27825476
>Didn't go to actual prom
>Instead chilled at an old graveyard with friends until 3AM
>We had music and food, as well as tarot cards and a Ouija board because we were /x/ as fuck
Overall it was pretty rad, even though it could be called cliche now. I don't think any of us would've enjoyed paying seventy bucks to be locked inside our school with the crossfaded versions of classmates we didn't like, though.
>>27825476
didn't go and it was probably shit anyways
Washed dishes deep into the night, got in a car accident, kicked out of the house u know
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>>27825659
I like all of these
By senior year I was out of touch with my social circle and didn't talk to anyone outside of school. There was one Asian girl who was one of the less attractive ones in the popular group and had a huge crush on me all year. About 3 weeks before prom, I asked her out and used her so I'd have a group to go with. My night:
>drive myself to this girl's house where we all met
>take pics, have catered dinner
>get into party bus, pre-game and dance on the bus
>arrive to our scenic area for group and couple pics
>drive to dance
>incredibly bad, we stayed for about an hour and left
>group splits up, half the guys go to some party and the rest go to some girl's house
>people slowly slip away, date and I bail after about two hours
>drive to my place, sneak to my room, take her virginity
>fuck a few more times during the summer then never speak to her or anyone from high school again
>>27825476
smoked weed
drank booze
didn't attend prom
>>27825555
seems like everyone in this thread is the same person
also your quads are shit
>>27825476
got a little drunk
danced for the only time in my life
made out and got my dick rubbed by the chick i invited, she was quiete the nympho, 2 years older than.
shit was cash.
the only lame moment was when the girl got mad at me because i had passed some lsd to the party but i didnt even take it
fuck that bitch tbqh i should have tripped
my school didn't have one, it was too small
I probably would have just sat at home, smoked weed, and played pc games
>>27825476
>burritos
>oatmeal cream pies
>Doritos
>Gatorade
>anime
I couldn't tell you I had no idea when prom was
>>27827323
I've know many men to dishonor themselves with the liqour and miss out on sex, but not on senior prom. That is debased desu
>>27825476
I never got to go to a prom. You see, I only made it to the 8th grade before being incarcerated. While locked up, I obtained my GED at age 16. When I got out at 17, there was no school for me to go to.
>>27825476
I went to prom
>>27825476
Junior prom I sat at a table with my "date" with no food for like 6 hours.
Senior prom I stayed home because it was more fun.
I didn't.
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>spent the evening playing vidya online with my other friend who didn't go to prom either
>mum ordered a pizza
Pretty cozy. A girl actually asked me out to prom but she was a womanlet with tourettes so I really dodged a bullet there. I was a quiet kid so I'm guessing she assumed that quiet = I'd have to say yes but nah, I'm not gonna let bitches run me like that. I got some disapproving comments later on like I fucking OWED it to her to take her to Prom, fuckin bullshit man.
>>27825476
My prom was actually insane: so my girlfriend and I went to different high schools so we went to each other's proms. First prom was hers which was really lame since it was organized by the school. After the prom we got super drunk at a friend's house but then this fat bitch friend of hers decides she doesn't like my buddy who was only going with her as a pity date and leaves in the middle of the night with all our goddamn clothes in her car which is also our ride home from the middle of nowhere... I end up having to get my mom to drive is back to her place where my gf chews her out and gets our shit then we had to immediately head back to my prom(which was awesome) with my bud and his much more attractive date... Worst hangover ever
Junior prom - Played Final Fantasy 7
Senior prom - Can't remember. Ended up going to the after prom at an arcade and played DDR.
Had a 9/10 girl go with me essentially as a pity date. The qt girls from my parents church hooked me up.
I did lose my virginity that night, to a completely different girl though.
>>27825476
Stab someone I've never seen before.
>>27825476
fapped to some piss drinking porn and went to bed
>>27825476
Had a d&d one-shot with two friends, then we all crashed in my
It was pretty fun honestly
>>27825476
I went to a Propagandhi concert because it was fucking propagandhi and it was 1/10th the price of prom
I'm not american, I still don't get this prom shit right.
Is the man always the one who needs to ask the girl? Does he also pay for the limo and other shit?
Is it completely normal if I don't go? Or I'll be always remembered like the guy that didn't went to prom?
Prom is always equally to sex? Does it mean that if a girl accepts to go to the prom with me I can be 90% sure that I'll get laid by the end of the night?
>>27825476
went to the prom and then banged my korean ex-gf
pic related
ahaha I thought I had a good time at prom but in retrospect:
>bought the girl a ticket
>didn't even kiss
>she danced with another dude
>at afterprom she grinded and made out with others
>I drunkely walked around saying "has anyone seen her"
wew lad, that was a low point. holy fuck I got cucked
>>27828216
>open the file
>spooky demon face
>.gif
>nope
>>27826296
its for girls, its when they can dress up and take pictures with everyone from high school before they can all move away to college to never see each other for years and/or get fat or whatever
90% of it is just so they can look good in pictures that will represent an entire portion of their lives
Fuck proms and fuck normies for making them. That and valentine's are the days where I literally wanted to go them and just shoot everyone up. Thank god I don't go to school anymore.
>>27825710
lmao u dumb ass nigga go and ask her out if this shit just happened... probably too late already but i don't want u coming back to this board in 4 years "WHO ELSE 22 AND A VIRGIN AND WANT TO END IT ALL"
>>27825476
Danced, was generally nervous, got drunk by myself before I went, only the popular kids even bothered to go it was pretty shit
>>27825476
I was probably playing WoW or CS:S or some shit.
>no girl asks me
>I was too nervous to ask any girl
>eventually tell people "I just don't feel like going haha"
>the looks of pity on people's faces
>my friend tried to set me up with a 4/10 asian girl but I said no
>I'm 22 now and I still have never had a girlfriend
:'^(
Went to prom. Was shit.
After stayed at autistic friends house and jacked off in the bathroom onto his mothers bra.
>>27825476
Played Baldur's Gate 2
>>27825476
I did the usual grad/after grad thing that the school does. the whole experience wasn't bad as i had a gf and friends at that point. but the worst part was it ended early in the morning and our parents had to pick us up. my dad told me he would, but he passed out drunk leaving me there. everyone i knew had already left and i was sitting there alone waiting hoping he would show up. when i realized he wasn't coming i had to sneak out the back door cause i was so embarrassed about being the last autist there and i wasn't going to ask for a ride. (we weren't allowed to leave without a ride) the walk took me 2 hours and it was raining the whole time. i should have realized it was a sign that life was only going to go downhill.
>>27833944
serves you right for having a gf and friends
>>27825476
Junior year I went to "robo prom" since I was in FRC (world championship for highschool robotics is the same time as most schools proms so one team rents out a hotel ballroom and a DJ), I sat in the hall and watched super bad on my Zune and played peace walker.
Senior year I worked til 9 or whatever then went home and watched anime and waited for my friends to get back from prom and online.
Video games.
I got flaked on by the girl I asked.
I offered to buy her ticket to go to prom because I knew she had wanted to go, but her family was really poor and she couldn't afford the ticket. She turned me down saying she'd feel bad about me buying her ticket and that we should just hang out that night instead.
I got really excited and made a whole bunch of plans for that night.
The next day as I was walking to one of my classes I overheard her talking to a friend. The conversation was something like:
"Hey! Chad asked me out to prom! How exciting!"
"Really? Are you gonna go?"
"I wasn't going to at first, but then he offered to buy my ticket!"
So, She turned me down but took the same offer from Chad. No one knew I had even asked her to prom so she pretty much shot me down and went with Chad with zero repercussions.Chad was my one and only high school bully.After Prom, she dated Chad for awhile, dumped him and went lesbian for this other girl.Oneitis ended up dumping her lesbian gf 2 weeks before lesbian gf came back from studying abroad and being in a LDR for two years.Turns out she was fucking some nu-male the entire time behind her back while at Art School.She came back from art school a tumblrsexual feminist.
I think that's the day I realized I was a robot.
>>27834538
Damn, did you still pay for the ticket?
>>27834622
No, thankfully. I think I put the money I was going to use on her ticket towards more vidya.
One of the drinks in my captcha has a youtube logo. Youtube is a drink now apparently.
>>27834656
Should have told her you bought it, then not give it to her
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Got drunk and high in the woods with other failed Normie's and D-List students
>>27825476
Probably sitting in my room. I wasn't even a fat or bad looking dude. I was just such a loner that it would have been social suicide for a girl to ask me, and I sure as hell didn't know anyone to ask.
Really sucks; I missed out on a lot. It's better now (basically normie + slay), but having to lie about stuff like prom or going to graduation just to keep the truth from my normie friends is a little tough
