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everyone is lonely edition
>>27823518
Bowie died in January, where has the time gone lads
>>27823518
I just want to live
>>27823518
Not everyone is lonely tonight my fellow countryman.
posting this from the comfort of my bed, love of my life, the most beautiful woman in the world, sleeping beside me.
You won't be lonely forever my friend, you'll find your love and companionship, wait and see, you will.
Never thought I would, but it comes to us all eventually.
Voting is now closed and in one of the narrower polls we've had, the winner for this week is Mean Girls! Movie night is, as always, 10PM on Friday at the usual place. Hope to see you lads there!
>get a better career
Yea, so I can be alone in a nicer house with a bigger bank account
>go travelling
Yea, so I can experience the world and have no one I care about to experience it with
All feels so pointless.
late night waifu posting?
>>27823637
what a great film... have to cuddle up into some soft thighs instead.
>>27823646
Why do you need to experience it with someone? What kind of complex do you have
>>27823660
Very tired. Upset Antz didn't win.
>>27823544
Don't remind me mate, makes me really sad and I end up listening to China Girl on repeat for hours.
I, too, am alone. I just want a single friend, doesn't even have to be romantic, or even in real life.
>>27823701
we can get a kebab and watch Antz someday lad, together.
>>27823669
Why do people like the cinema with other people? Why do people like restaurants with other people? etc
>>27823660
What do you think happens after we die lads?
>>27823737
Do you not think when you get that friend, it'll never be enough?
You'll get comfortable, and used to it, and then you'll want a romantic partner.,
>>27823771
when you are dead you no longer care about what happens after you die.
>>27823544
One of the worst possible ways to start the year for me, still don't really believe it
>>27823744
Because they are normies?
No really, both those things sound horrible. Rather stay in playing vidya.
>>27823799
Maybe, but it would at least be better than this. I barely talk to anyone. The only people in the world who care about me are my parents, and I reject their companionship on principle.
>>27823852
Get a job, you can make friend through there. It won't be close friend but it'll give you someone to talk to and maybe even text if you are lucky.
Does anyone else have gorilla hair?
I'm very self conscious about my body hair, especially with summer coming.
I get my mum to wax my back hair, but should I do something about my arm hair?
>>27823612
I ain't falling for the "it will all come in time" meme
>>27823892
The thing is you have to be pro active about it. You can't sit and wait for it to come. You have to make it come yourself.
>>27823883
Got a job, and this was my principle motivation, as I don't really need money. If anything it has just compounded my self-loathing and social anxiety. Get anxious over every single conversation I have, and people avoid me as a result.
>>27823917
What job?
What are your coworkers like? How do conversations with them go?
>>27823884
No. Stop listening to fucking r9k. Get a mediteranian/arab girl - they don't mind it. The back hair has to go though.
>>27823884
I'm a complete freak, I have gorilla legs, but the torso and arms of an 8 year old.
Also if anyone's actually going to see your partially naked body in summer then you are a normie (REEEEEE)
>>27823884
Arm and leg hair isn't that big of a deal.
You are right to get rid of back hair though, that's very unattractive.
I was having a lovely dream where I was flirting with a girl before I woke up. Stupid reality.
>>27823933
Supermarket. A lot of foreigners, who are pretty friendly, but mainly keep to themselves and middle aged women, who I actually find it quite easy to interact with.
The problem is that I'm a mess if I try to interact with anybody in my peer group, who I could potentially be friends with. It's like school has scarred me for life, and I am completely incapable of interacting with people my age.
>>27823916
I know that. What do I do in my case then - family all over the world, so I stay in every country for at most 2 months. Constant travel is fucking getting to me.
Also, in my case im not saying it's impossible for a relationship, but I don't want long distance bullshit
>>27824006
>so I stay in every country for at most 2 months. Constant travel is fucking getting to me.
Can't you settle in one country? Is travelling part of your job?
>>27823991
>Supermarket
Not the best place to make friends desu. How many people your age are working there? They should be your main targets for friends.
>>27824031
Big Greek family, always meeting up at someone's for a couple of weeks. I do want to settle though.
Job does not require travel, but I sometimes volunteer cause I want to see shit and often its where family is.
Kek, I'm starting to see my own contradictions here.
>>27824046
There's a few, but I find it so hard to interact with them, especially if I were to try to make friends with them. It's just like school desu, I went in with no reputation, and within about a month I have managed to single myself out as some weird kid.
I don't even feel like I'm weird, I just behave like a mong with people I don't know.
Bit early for /britfeel/ dying isn't it?
>>27823771
Death is just life's next big adventure
>>27824551
it's becoming a theme recently
slowly dying
>>27824551
It's 1am on a weekday. Got to get bed to wagecuck.
>38 posts
>13 posters
oh god
>>27824674
What?
And it's 14 now, motherfucker.
>>27824717
no it aint nigga
>>27824751
Oh yeah, I already posted some silly non sequitur earlier on.
Consider this my formal introduction as the 13 poster then.
>>27824674
It's pretty late to be fair lad. Wagies are in bed, only neets will be up now.
I need for you to be part of my life again. Please.
>>27824874
She looks a bit nicer in this picture lad, might make her more willing to return to you.
>>27824915
I lost all my photos of her when my HDD failed. I found these few that I have on old social media accounts.
>>27824874
Filthy elf's probably getting rogered by some big, gruff orc.
Who else /danksouls3/ here?
>>27823991
This happens to me way too often, anon
I feel for ya
>>27825072
I don't like it. It's the EXACT same game I've played 4 times already
Only so many hold block and/or dodge attacks I can take before it's boring.
>>27825072
I am enjoying it.
>>27824915
>might make her more willing to return to you.
The guy is a neet who sits here spamming her pictures.
There's a lot of stuff he could be doing to want to make her come back, mostly on improving his life.
>>27825072
Pirating it now.
Won't be able to play till next monday though. Hope the hype isn't misplaced. I'm still sad about mgsv.
I'll be a happy man if that fat cunt at work died in his sleep
Heres a fucking awkward cringe moment that happened to me today
>walking down the street in city centre
>get stuck behind a family
>(mum dad 2 kids: boys look about 8)
>walk slower until there's a gap
>notice one of the boys has a pattern shaved into his head
>kind of like a zig-zag nigger thing
>"Excuse me?"
>look up
>mum is staring me out because I'm basically staring at her child
>"Excuse me do you want to get past?" she says
>look on her face looks like I've got my dick out and I'm the actual Jimmy Saville
>"Sorry" I kind of laugh
>walk past
>walk fast
>dont look back
>feel like a genuine pedo
Shouldnt have shaved his head like fucking Blade then you slag
>>27825524
"muh kids" types are the worst
what do you want a fucking medal?
>>27825378
if you could kill him but you had to eat him. would you kill him?
you have to eat every piece. from scalp to bollocks.
>>27825569
nah he has a the body type of total biscuit and is welsh on top of that.
I've got a strong stomach but even i have limits
>>27825591
total cancerous gyno biscuits.
need Jun to be the foreman of my factory and set my work-plan for the day making sure everything goes well and scolding me if it does now.
Normiebook politics getting on my nerves to be honest. Everyone is just mad as fuck and I can't turn my head away and get my wagecuck recharge hours.
>>27824815
>Wagies are in bed
Wrong! I've lost control of my wagecucking life.
>>27824815
in your dreams some of us don't start work till 10 and don't have to get out of bed till 9
Anyone watching this army girls thing?
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basically not eating for two days so i can enjoy a kebab place pigout session and not mess my cucking too bad.
My flat literaly smells of rotting flesh, can't for the life of me find the source. This is bad news..
>>27826533
wont make any difference lad, you'll by back where you started when you weigh yourself in the morning.
Need consistent denial of good stuff to loose weight. Trust me, been trying to eat right all week then have a boozy friday night + kebab and it got me nowhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEVKUE_ma00
>tfw rolf harris will never touch ur willy
he was really cool
>>27826597
i have already lost a good... 8 ish stone. I just dont want to ever put on any weight again.
>>27826651
how much do you weigh now? that is a fuckload to lose
>>27826651
It's the most depressing thing, worked over 15kg off and managed to put it all back on in no time. Really wanna join legion just have 0 motivation to get out of this rut.
>>27826666
13 stone ish.
is anyone awake and willing to rate my pubes?
any cunt here, fuckin fight me
any where any time
pint afterwards
>>27826693
how long did it take you to lose that much?tfw also 13stonish
>>27826730
in what way lad? are they trimmed in an interesting way?
>>27826755
Where bouts are you? Love fighting, happily have a scrap, hope you're for real.
>>27826784
about a year and a half, closer to two years including the times i wasn't trying as hard or had exams/dissertation and ate bad.
>>27826786
they're just very weird looking desu :c
>>27826730
Absolutely, go post them.
oc
watching some lewd anime and chilling desu
>>27826975
i dont want to get bullied tho
>>27827993
who cares it's all anonymous anywas
>>27828283
but i'm sensitive :c
>>27827993
Lad, you were the one who brought them up. I'm not going to bully an anonymous person over their pubes anyway.
>>27827741
What animu anon?
>>27828546
b-but somone else might :c
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!
>>27830060
*dies on you*
>>27830209
*mourns*
>>27830366
*makes a speech*
>>27823518
>i'm not lonely OPi'm a bad liar aren't i...[spoiler/]
>>27823884
don't bother waxing or full shaving, get a beard trimmer or straight up hairdressers electronic clippers. You don't have to twink tier smooth, just not freakishly hairy, going over with something like that to keep it normal tier and you'll look fine
Off for my first ever day wagecucking lads.
>>27826693
>>27826651
good going anon
>that great feel when you always had body issues and never let yourself get big
>straight up eating disorders during secondary school
>came to uni at around 8 and a half stone
>became a stoner and put on some weight because /munchies/
>stopped smoking
>now a moderately healthy weight
>>27830872
hope its good, i remember my first day was getting early as that was the only bus as i lived in the sticks, sitting around in the dreary south west weather for ages then spending the whole day watching training vids and signing paperwork followed by a short stint working tills.
wasn't to bad, but the first few days drag an unreal amount.
>wake up
>mould patch on ceiling seems to have gotten bigger
>praying my car doesn't start so I don't have to wage cuck
>praying it does start because I need the money
>Wednesday today, thought it was Thursday
>looking forward to the weekend
>won't see or speak to a soul except Lidl till girl until Monday morning
>well time to get up
gone and fallen in love with a girl over the internet again
promised myself I wouldn't reach these levels of patheticness ever again but it's happened
You lads should try getting a job that requires you to be active. I'm doing that right now and training by running twice a day. Shit boosts your confidence and if you go early/late evening you don't even have to be around other people.
I'm still probably fucked in regards to fitness requirements though.
>>27832063
Tell me about her please
Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people
And I want to see life
Driving in your car
Oh please don't drop me home
Because it's not my home, it's their home
And I'm welcome no more
Neet for almost a year now. Really bored of my life. Wouldn't mind a job but don't want some shitty minimum wage supermarket shit. What do?
>>27832393
Get on road tbph
>>27832350
really don't wanna mate, it's making me sad just thinking about it
trying to wean myself off her
>>27832414
The fuck does that mean senpai?
I don't really feel lonely my friend, you know?
Sure, I don't really have any friends or someone who says that he/she loves and cares about me.
I spend most of my days alone doing stuff all by myself.
But at the same time I don't feel alone, because I learned to be my own companion.
Our own happiness shouldn't depend on others, loved ones will die anyways your friends will leave you or you'll just lose the contact to them.
You are the only thing in your life which will remain constant, that's why you should learn to be your own friend and to be happy on your own.
>>27832521
I fell madly for a girl online once, sometimes cry just thinking about how it never worked out... my advice would be to seriously gauge the situation before making any move.
>>27832524
Be a man on road
>>27832524
Become a road man.
not even British and I'm posting in your thread
heh
>>27832600
i'm not gonna make a move at all, she's completely unobtainable, i'm just leaning on her because i don't have anyone else
Is the meetup defo happening in Northampton? Wouldn't pretty much everyone prefer London?
>>27832741
It should be Manchester. Manchester's far more /britfeel/ than London.
>>27832741
No, we all got bored of the idea.
>>27832776
Manchester is ok too just don't wanna be taking multiple megabus journeys
Lincolnshire robot here
I have to go back to University of Grantham now due to the holidays are over, 2 weeks of /r9k/, all over
>>27832741
>tfw only 2 people show up and they are normies who talk about nothing but uni
That's my biggest fear. I would go if there was some guarantee some actual robots would show up.
>>27832830
East midlands railway by any chance?
>>27832848
Don't think so
I live in a Small Village in South Kesteven
>>27832846
Here's your guarantee. Never even did a-levels, life of dissapointment and regret, can't wait to meet you.
>>27832884o-okayplease don't be lying
>work in hotels and restaurant for like 3 years, passed up supervisor opportunity to go to the big city
>currently at tesco, making almost a tenner an hour plus 50% on sundays/holidays but it's really drab and I want a social job
>keep getting rejected from all these restaurants, form high end to the lowest of lows
What the fuck is wrong? I see lots of fat, ugly awfully lazy waiters around here I mean how the fuck did these guys get the job and I didn't?
well, least I'm enjoying the easy money here in tesco, total rent's like 300ish, can literally live the easy life working 2 days a week if I wanted to.
>>27833054
You sound like a bit of a fucking normie desu senpai
>I want a social job
wew
>>27833054
>wanting to work in restaurants
literally why?
>>27833149
He's a normie who likes making small talk with strangers to get tips.
the idea of meets confuse me, what do you guys think will happen? unless you actually talk to the people outside of thread theres basically nothing for you to talk about and its quite likely you wont have the same interests
>>27833200
Plus the people who show up will be uni fags anyway.
>>27833200
robots will not show up to the meet, the meet is for people who want to be social, active and have no problems being outgoing and going to social settings, they are not what you'd expect your average /britfeel/ poster to be, they are normies who stay here to feel better about their own lives looking down on us, they want to meet other normies at the meet
>>27833243
Well said.
A real robot is going to stay far away. Plus at a pub too? That's as normie as you can get.
>>27833149
lots of girls, chill place, lots of socializing, free food and tips usually bring up a 7-8/hour job into a tenner.
just avoid places that are too busy.
hell, even working in mohammed/pajeet's pizzeria is satisfying if it aint busy, just chill and watch TV and hope the other guy working doesn't smell bad.
>>27833243
My life is fucking shit (you wouldn't even imagine) I'll attend because it'll just be a change to my day to day life.
>>27833257
>hell, even working in mohammed/pajeet's pizzeria is satisfying
Spoken like true lower class scum. Hurry up with my chips.
>>27833297
ill take my sweetass time while listening to MTV and talking to other bros, bitch nigga.
>he gonna threaten to complain
>in a paki chip/pizza shop
lel,
>>27833372
>acting like working fast food is a good job
lel
>Spider crawling up my wall
>Going to bed soon
What do I do lads?
>>27833557
Kill spider and pray the rest stay hidden
>>27833557
>he's disappeared
fuck off. the cunt was fully visible a minute ago. going to be massively paranoid when I'm trying to get to sleep now.
>>27833557
>Going to bed soon
It's half 9 in the morning lad.
>>27833584
There's probably a whole family of them living under a crack somewhere. Spiders have loads of babies.
It's not a bad thing, they eat every other bug from your room.
>>27833637
Early morning shift on Thursday lad, need to get to sleep nice and early to make sure I wake up in time.
>>27833654
How early?
>>27833650
I've seen tons lately. Try to put it out of my mind but spiders disgust me in every possible way. If there was a button in front of me that would exterminate every single spider worldwide I wouldn't hesitate to press it.
>>27833671
5am, but I essentially stick to a night shift because if I actually tried to wake up just before work I would sleep in every day and get fired.
>>27833678
Then your room would be infested with other insects.
Can't play dark souls 3 till next week. Someone recommend me a game to help pass my neet time till then please.
Want something I can sink a good few hours into and make this week just blend into the next.
>>27833705
FUCK YOU SPIDERS I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF
>>27827741
Who is that cum connoisseur?
>>27833720
>tfw loads of crap you want to clean in your room but big spiders live there and you're too scared
Also I need a skip.
>>27833557
Could be worse, i've noticed the odd ant on my bed recrntly.
>>27823660
>>27823771
I wake up next to her and tell her about the strange dream I had, before drifting off to sleep again in her arms
>>27834112
No one likes hearing about other people's dreams, not even when they're in love.
Cancelled my dentist appointment cause I'm hungover and tired.somebody come suck my dick too pls
>>27834131
I do, I think it's a very interesting part of the human condition
>tfw can't stop eating
>Go to Sainsbo's every day on the way home to get some reduced cookies or biscuits or whatever
>down a packet of something every night for the past few months
I tried weighing myself recently but the battery in our scales died. I just can't stop thinking that I want to eat something fuuuuuuuuuck
Last I checked I was ~83kg ish, probably leapt closer to 90 now
>>27834138
I did this the other day aswell. I'm hungover today too. Why do I do this to myself? I need to stop fucking myself up with alcohol. 70cl vodka to myself last night. Ugh.
Nice cup of tea and a bottle of water if I can make it downstairs. No ones in right now thank god.
>>27834314
Snack on porridge instead.
>>27834527
I stopped drinking (a lot) just because of how bad the hangovers were. I was fed up of feeling like shit all the time. Just not worth it.
>>27834547
It's pretty damn fun at the time though.
But yeah ultimately not worth it. I find hangovers worse than drug comedowns desu.
Look what I found while browsing Escorts on VivaStreet.
This bitch claims she will see well hung guys for cheap/free.
She doesn't have any pictures, reckon she's a munter lads?
>>27834527
Drinking A LOT of water before bed really helps to negate a hangover. Crappy advice now as it's too late for you by the sound of it, but something to remember for future.
I often drink 70cl bottles of vodka, then get up and go to work the next day, feeling OK. Just must remember to down a lot of water before bed.
>>27835009
>26
>Essex
>Vivastreet
100% munter
>>27835009
It's a guy, females (especially escorts) don't care about penis size.
>>27835075
I'd even speculate that an Escort would prefer smaller penis. Don't want some donkey dick guy wrecking their shit and putting them out of action for a few days.
black people desu senpaitachi
>>27835075
>It's a guy
Hmm, maybe I'll call the number. Try and get a feel for the situation.
>>27835153
im sure youll end up copping a feel of something
>>27835153
Yeah that's right, calling up "just to check". Sure.
Just skimmed this thread. I used to be a robot but now I guess you guys would call me a normie. I can say more, but really just wanted to say I know what's difference having just one friend can make, so if anyone wants to meet up and chill thatd be cool.
I'm from London, work in east, live in south.
>>27835248
>from London
lol no thanks you bender
>>27835248
>I'm from London, work in east, live in south.
Oh look mister richy rich
Fuck off normie
Poleaboos mum told him "there are keys on the table if you're going out"
>>27835315
Lel I wish
>>27835337
Did that really need a post you spaz?
>>27835337
Your mum is trying to get you out of the house, hoping you take the hint.
You've been sat at home for way too long.
>>27835385
s-s-sorry
>>27835402
Yeah, I know
But I have nowhere to go and nothing to do
>chav cunts have built a wall of speakers in the street
>blasting drum and bass to the point my house is literally shaking
>getting drunk and fighting with each other
>its its not even 1 yet
The sun can fuck right off tbqh, fucking normie shenanigan enabling prick
>>27835509
call the police then
it's disturbance of the peace
>>27835416
>But I have nowhere to go and nothing to do
Volunteer somewhere.
>>27835535
The police wont do shit, last time they came here they got their car smashed up and set on fire
>>27835416
Have you got dark souls 3, poleaboo?
>>27835563
0/10 sorry but you just made it completely unbelievable, which is a shame because i enjoyed your gimmick
>>27835575
I'm not sure how that's so unbelievable but alright
Maybe you live in a nice suburban area?
I live down cheetham hill in manchester
>>27835565
No
He did play Demon Souls back in 2009 though
Not for long mind, it was quite difficult, not the style of game he is used to or really enjoy, prefers hack & slash like Bayonetta or God of War
Suppose he liked the Uncharted series too
>>27835556
Don't know how
>>27835563
phone the army up then
tell them you are under attack from a directed energy weapon
>>27835613
yeah im not believing your story about the police having their car smashed up and burnt, leaving and never coming back and not just arresting the people who have obviously just broken the law, coming from a person who lives in london
>>27835624
>Don't know how
You go into charity shops and say 'I would like to volunteer here'.
Are you retarded?
>>27832879
>>27832830
You live reeeeeeally close to me most likely, care to name a nearby village / town?
Played dark souls 3 for 12 hours yesterday, might do the same again today. I really like it lads, how are you finding it?
>>27835684
Feels like they'd have enough volunteers, besides anxiety stops me from making such a bold first step
>want to go sit in the sun so I'm not a pale acne ridden cunt anymore
>5 minutes in
>its too hot
>come back inside
>shitpost in the comfort of my blacked out room instead
>>27835756
>Feels like they'd have enough volunteers
Charity places always need volunteers. They are run on volunteers.
>le anxiety
kek, nobody buys this meme from you. Until you go get diagnosed with an actual anxiety disorder, shut the fuck up with this shit.
>>27823544
>>27823716
>>27823829
I found out when it was 6 in the morning and I'd been up for 24 hours cheesing a research portfolio I should have spent 5 months working on
I think the combination killed me inside
Poleaboos dad is such a bastard
>He comes in, sweet as pie, asking Poleaboo to search for skirting boards for the laminate flooring
>Poleaboo can't find the right type (he wants these thin wooden stick type thing)
>His dad get mad at him
>Poleaboo says he doesn't know what to search for, asks whats the name of the type he wants
>"WOOD"
>Calls Poleaboo an idiot, accuses him of being difficult on puprose
>Poleaboo googles wood to piss him off
>It pisses him off
>Poleaboos dad goes on a rant about him not looking for a work, asking how can he find a job if he is sat at home all dat and then slams the door on his way out
>>27835819
Fine, I don't know where to find charity shops either
Most units in the towncentre are empty
>>27835869
>Fine, I don't know where to find charity shops either
>what is google
>>27835869
>Poleaboos dad goes on a rant about him not looking for a work, asking how can he find a job if he is sat at home all dat and then slams the door on his way out
Considering poleaboo posts here about lying about his job search thing, his dad has a point.
>that kid at school who could grow a beard in year 8
Just saw him. He's 23 with the hairline of a 50 years old man.
>>27835908
He goes about it in quite an abusive manner though
>>27835895
I don't want to volunteer in retail anyway and that seems to be all you're suggesting
>>27835936
>He goes about it in quite an abusive manner though
He has a point though, it's not like what he's saying is wrong.
>>27835936
>I don't want to volunteer in retail anyway and that seems to be all you're suggesting
You're neet, you don't have a choice.
>it's a poleaboo blames everyone else episode
>>27835961
Volunteering in retail won't help solve my problems
It'll just be different mindnumbing shit with no reward
I would rather volunteer with vulnerable kids or something
>>27835995
I bet you would, you absolute fucking nonce
>>27835995
>sex offender
>vulnerable kids
yeah I don't think so
>>27836010
Not a sex offender, stop calling me that
>>27836006
It's an example of something interesting engaging and rewarding
>>27836029
>filmed a girl doing a poo
>not a sex offender
yeah I still don't think so
Ive been awake 5 minutes and done everything there is to do.
>>27836029
You offend all the sexes mate.
>>27836129
Nice bants
>>27835995
>I would rather volunteer with vulnerable kids or something
With a criminal record there's zero chance of that happening you retard.
You might be able to volunteer at an animal shelter though.
>>27835805
Same pham, sat out there a good 15 min but my whole body started to hurt.
>tfw the guy who bullied me now has social anxiety and rarely goes outside
in a good mood now lads
>>27836059
such is neet life
I haven't showered in 2 weeks, don't see the point
>>27823518
REMINDER THAT 99% HERE ARE JUST STUPID NORMIES PRETENDING TO BE "SOOO LONELY".
>>27835995
>Scat videos of 7 year olds anyone?
First day of wagecucking. Office is filled with qts and one has to train me, she seems nice.
>>27836244
>you are now aware he always had these issues and just buried them by taking it out on others
Willing to bet at least 50% of /britfeel/ bullied someone at some point
>ate two really hot hard boiled eggs
>a beetle crawled on my hand
Having a pretty good day today lads
Possible NEET trick here
Girl whose account I have does online surveys for less than a quid each but each month she's raking in like 40 quid from them
>>27836269
gib us a job lad
>>27836288
Those surveys take ages to do.
>her Paypal password is the same as her email password
>>27836299
Yeah, 20 minutes each apparently
Weird thing is that she had a proper job and a bf
I have no fucking idea how she is making time for this or why
I just got my first payment of 400 in autismbux
anyone got any cool stuff to buy on amazon?
so far planning on getting a gps for when I go hiking/camping with my dog
>>27835869
>Amir, my son
This meme needs to die.
Broke up with my gf of 6 1/2 years lads.
Any help on getting over this? I'm working out more, which is helping, but my work contract ended so I'm going to have to start applying for jobs while I wait on ESA.
Anyone else in similar sitch or have any advice?
>>27836248
I had to get a wash recently because ive got to get my hair cut so I can go to the dentist.
don't want people looking at me like im a disgusting scruff. even tho I am.
I need to print pictures for the hair dresser so I don't have to explain.
Got my date for joining the army today. I start on the 11th may. Goodbye neetcucks.
>>27836355
Good luck anon. Please don't die.
>>27836355
Good luck lad, don't get blown up or shot stay safe
>>27836342
tenga is all you need
>>27836355
Hope you die, normie dogshit
>>27836355
I just want to you know I am the type of person to stand in the crowd at woolwich and shout' murderers' as the troops are drove past
>>27836391
>>27836394
can smell the paki from here
>>27836355
>he fell for the be a better you ads
Literally why? Army is like the least comfy job in the world.
what's this about a meetup in northampton? I'm in milton keynes, might be interested
>>27836420
Not the army anon but if you're smart it is pretty easy. As long as you don't join infantry and aren't a complete retard you could get a cushy paper pushing job for good money as long as you complete basic.
>>27836352
Fucking normie scumbag
>>27836456
Sure but I bet that anon isn't going for a desk job.
Have any of you ever taken Modafinil?
bastards sent a second stay in the eu leaflet.
gonna post them back tomorrow
Will someone TLDR me on staying/leaving eu which way should I vote?
>>27836583
>which way should I vote?
It doesn't matter, there is not a chance we will leave the EU
Lads, do you still have to go jobcentre to get universal credit?
What should I do if I start getting 1000 neetquid a month?
>>27836583
Leaving is the better vote, regardless of whether you want to leave or not.
It gives us more bargaining power in Europe for when the inevitable second (or third, or fourth) referendum comes along until we finally decide to vote In.
We are NOT leaving the EU. It's never, ever going to happen unless a war breaks out. Best we can do is give ourselves some leverage
If we vote to stay, then the EU will just laugh and fuck us over even more because they know we won't do shit about it
>>27836726
How do you get that much famalam?
>>27835910
That's me. I'm too scared to cut my hair because I have a huge pointy head.
>>27836768
Wear hats
No, not fedoras. If you have a youngish face, you can get away with some caps (no... not sports caps) until you're old enough to wear mens hats without looking like an autist
>>27836764
By being a failure and mental health wreck in life.
>>27836801
Well obviously but when I was on ESA it only gave about 500 a month, no?
>>27836558
Send them back to Tory HQ; if you sent them to Number 10 you will have to pay postage, Tory HQ has a free post address
>>27836798
No can do m8, my job wouldn't let me wear a hat, it's unsanitary.
>>27836809
Probably on pip/dla as well
I'm also on 500 a month, because I don't want to risk my ESA by applying for it.
>>27836809
anon knows >>27836818
>>27836583
eu is becoming a dictatorship ignoring the fact countries don't want immigrants.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/659825/Dutch-referendum-EU-Brussels-Ukraine-deal-visa-free-travel-Rutte-Brexit
they made a deal with turkey to give turks visa free travel around Europe.
out out out.
