What is your totem animal, robots?
raccoon
saw a family of them during my vision quest
the black shaven pussy frog
>why can't I be up there with you guys
>>27822814
>vision quest
stay classy, white people.
>>27822856
race doesnt matter bro
>>27822814
what's a vision quest
The Dragon with scales of justice
spurdo sparde :DDDDDD
I love every breed of penguins. I wish I was one. Also, fuck seals. Seals are assholes. Let's club them all for eating the most precious critters on earth.
>>27822928
a self discovery ritual basically
>>27822856
>native american ritual
>white people
are you confused
>>27822928
It's a native american thing.
basically you are given some peyote and some magical bones and then you have to wander around tired and hungry until you find a spirit animal
>>27822994
Imagine doing this in a Wal Mart instead of the Desert. And you have to find your spirit Item. I'd be the greatest fucking stapler you've ever seen, famalam.
This.
Always has been.
Always will be.
>I wanna howl to the moon at night, grieving my loneliness
Is this a furry thread, robots?
>>27823037
I used to do something like that when I was a kid.
When I was 10 or 11 my dad would always take me to Home Depot and I'd always mentally collect all the items I'd take in a gladiator arena
>kneepads
>Hammer
>Exacto Knife
>Spray foam
Colin furze is my spirit animal
sloths.
>>27823038
i've noticed that people who think wolves are their spirit animal or just love wolves tend to be really faggy
are you really faggy, anon?
>>27823069
>He doesn't have the secret feature enabled that shows the real picture behind reaction images
>He doesn't know this is a secret furry website
Newfag detected
>>27822814
ARE YOU FUCKING ME?!
Got high as fuck tried to drink a gallon of coffee and while I was doing that I could see myself floating around and I flew to yellowstone and climbed some rocks and went to he top of a tree and had a chat with a raccoon about how he could turn his feet around and walk back down trees. And how I should try coming at a problem from different angles if I couldn't figure things out. When I got back to my kitchen my coffee was cold and the two friends i was with said I had been talking a mile a minute the whole time.
I think I hit a raccoon yesterday and I feel like a fucking scumbag.
>>27822814
How do I have a vision quest?
Pls don't say schizophrenia.
cute panda
>>27823092
I'm not attracted to dicks other than my own (would suck my own dick if I could) if that's what you mean.
Not wearing wolf shirts or any of that crap either.
I just love the animal. Wolves are just so beautiful. We had a Huskey when I was a kid. closest to a wolf you can get with a dog.
>>27823159
>had a vision quest once
>it was a psychotic break
Honey badger.
>Viewed as vermin
>Unclean
>Angry
>Short
Either a husky or a wolf.
>>27823159
fast
take a psychedelic drug
wonder around in nature for a few days
shark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTKzqSIVizA
>>27822790
A centipede
>Good game
>Scary critter
>Venomous
>Tall
>>27823182
>not wearing wolf shirts
you're ok
>>27823230
sand tiger sharks are some of the most robot animals i've seen
>move slowly
>dead eyes
>fucked teeth
>weird body shape
idk they just look like robots to me
Is your spirit animal just one that you like a lot or what?
I think ravens are pretty cool.
Mine is a frog
dragon
>>27823088
Sloths are pretty cool. Chill animals.
They're pretty NEET-esque animals too. They live alone slowly crawling around the treetops, then come down like once a week to release an ocean of piss and shit on the ground.
I've always loved spiders.
No one else loves spiders.
And no body loves me either (._.)
>>27823473
Jumping spiders are pretty cute.
>>27823550
it reminds me a bit of alberto barbosa tbqh
Probably a crow desu famillia
Dogs. Love dogs, got three of em.
>>27823410
Am I a bad person for not respecting this person
>>27823410
why is it always spics
>taciturn
>clever
>like to fuck with people
>mostly wear black clothes
I think a crow would fit me well.
i am pigeon. i also have a stupid shaped face and vaguely look like one.
>>27823410
wtf happened to that thing's nose on the right
>implying everyone on r9k wouldn't have the most autistic animal as their spirit animal
a duck
boat bodies, and they're cute
>>27823766
They also have corkscrew dicks that are longer than they are. They grow out a new one each mating season, too, and it falls off once mating season ends.
>>27823038
>>27823209
*cringe*orgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
I'm not going ot explain myself because crocs don't need to explain themselves to cucks
>>27823888
>implying liking wolves is worse than liking any other animal
>uses reddit-tier meme
lesser animals need not apply
>>27822790
squirrel probably
>>27822790
what's an animal that's dumb and no one likes it because that's probably mine
Ever since I was a kid I always liked dragons because it was a symbol of power. I've used dragon as my username for everything. Tho dragons are considered a myth the closest thing there is pic related. It's small and weak, just like me
>>27823473
>only posting cute stacy spiders
>not posting hideously ugly unloved robot spiders
You're no better than the normies.
actual picture of me just now
>>27824420
But I am handsome as a human, so of course I will post a nice looking spider.
fuck all of you losers.
>>27824172
maybe possum but i doubt they are too dumb but everybody hates them for sure
>>27824172
>spiders
>mosquitoes
>flies
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>>27822790
He blesses me with the power of infinite intelligence and the ability to upset nignogs.
>>27824673
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>>27824673
WE WUZ MAD SCIENTIST HEBREWS N SHIT
>>27822790
vulture Tbh
Pangolins. They're so neat.
Unfortunately it seems like its a fucking jack russell since its the only animal I dream about (I've never even had a dog). Worst part is that I have lucid dreams from time to time and I can't even fucking conjure some hyenas.
>>27822790
It's probably not the animal I would have chosen, but I can't deny who I am. I would have preferred something sexier, cooler or more majestic, but orangutans share a lot of characteristics I identify with:
>Nonaggressive
>Skinnyfat
>Lanky as fuck
>Quiet
>Solitary
>Somewhat intelligent
>Pensive
>Red haired
>Powerful when necessary
>Just want to live a quiet, peaceful life
>Nobody gives a fuck about them
Orangutans are my bros.
>>27822790
The jews inside me is taking over
Probably a dog, at least I hope so.
More than likely I'm just an old furby
Arctic fox I guess, I mean I'm white and all so it just makes sense to me.
>>27824967
Fucking ranger
originalus bloxus
spider, solitary plus usually people don't like spider
I am a Karlor.
>>27823749
came here to post this
fuck my spirit animal
>>27825237
Your spirit animal is a pet rock you fucking autistic faggot.
