Eggman
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Eggman is literally retarded.
About once a week I message eggy and offer him some sort of advice and he just blows it off and doesn't really take what I'm saying seriously. Little does he know all of my ideas are far superior to any heap of shit he has formulated to bring him 'success'. Some of the things I've told him to do:
>start a series on his YouTube channel called 'Eggnog Weekly'.
It would be a once weekly update on news, obscure Chan culture, his life ect, the duration of the show he would drink alcoholic eggnog and by the end of the episode, just be visibly drunk and upset.
>Join the Air Force or Navy
Lately Eggy has been working ridiculous hours to no end, and it is almost inhumane. If he joined a non intensive branch of the military he could not only get an easy living and those sweet communist 8/8/8 hours, he could get in shape and have good discipline.
>Film a documentary.
His latest plan is to save up for the next five months, work as hard as he can so he can achieve his goal of BECOMING HOMELESS. Fine eggy, it's retarded. Make the best of it. Bring a camera and document your travels. He could show video footage of him doing all of the 4chan homeless tips you see on imageboards like filtering his own water, using a gym membership to store items and maintain hygiene. When he is done he could score it with original music from anons, edit it in a semi profession way, pitch and sell it.
What the fuck Eggman? Do you realize my ideas are great? I actually spent time thinking about these, developing them and pitching them to you for free. People here care about you and hope you can make it out of this awful wagecuck cycle, start taking our suggestions to heart man.
>yes this photo is from Eggman's Snapchat
>yes someone will post his Snapchat name ITT
>yes, then multiple people will add him that read that post
>yes he will know a thread has been made about him and visit this thread
Get your shit together man. A few of us genuinely care.
>>27822453
Thisthread is something I appreciate
>genuinely caring about some attention whore normalshit
>>27822453
>caring about an ugly failed normie attentionwhore
Holy shit-eroni
This pic made me laff
>>27822523
I just keep up with his latest works, it's frustrating to see him suffer. Want the best for the guy
>>27822453
Someone should tell eggy to be an uber driver. He already has a car, it's easy as fuck to sign up for, you set your own hours, and you make good money especially if you're willing to go full degenerate and work in the middle of the night/early ass morning.
>>27822453
Those are shit ideas senpai. I'm speaking as an ugly guy like eggy who did all that shit already.
>>27822604
>He already has a car
It's breaking down though
Who gives le fuck about him or you?
>>27822604
Good idea.
Honestly you can leave your suggestions for Eggman ITT. Someone will post his Snapchat and he'll be here in about ~1 hour. He'll see it.
>>27822523
>>27822580
>>27822647
>People actually have a problem with giving this broken man advice
Fuck, what happened to this place? Eggy used to be our idol, show some respect you edgy faggots. He needs our help.
>>27822681
He is not a virgin you idiot
>>27822453
I have given Eggy tons of good suggestions as well but it seems like he hates himself too much to improve his situation. Sadly I can relate to this.
Btw I like how you took your youtube name as your name on 4channel :)
>>27822681
That's because he fooled all you fags into thinking he was actually a robot. But it's been proven he's just a normalshit.
>>27822681
sup eggman
you trying to steal money from robots again?
>>27822681
I don't care about some pudgy fugly quadroon
He's a literally who?
>>27822714
He's fucked hookers and a fat chick, might as well still be a virgin
>>27822773
How the hell is he even a normalshit
>>27822800
Kek
>>27822804
He speaks for us, anon. Listen to him.
>>27822767
He should gather enough motivation to do something about his current situation, even if he hates himself. Did he abandon his podcast? I don't see how he could possibly still have time to work on it.
And thank you, it's always nice to see people who recognize my name from YouTube. Isn't about my work though, I'm just here to fix eggman.
>>27822823
>he's had sex multiple times
>he's had and I think has a girlfriend
>he has a job
>he has friends
>he uses snapchat on a daily basis
He's just a normalshit attention whore using the robot meme to get attention in the same fashion roasties use the depression/anxiety meme for attention.
>'Eggnog Weekly'
kek'd
>>27822800
No one has posted his Snapchat yet, he has no way of knowing of this thread. He doesn't browse here anymore.
egg's snap is 'thenewformula'
As an ugly guy who went through boot camp you get shit on so hard for being hideous, especially if it's a coed division. The females hated me just for my face
>>27822453
After reading that he ignored your ideas I was prepared for your ideas to be horrible.
But then I read them and they're actually good. I'd watch him do that and not that crap that hes doing now.
I want The Weekly Egg show.
>>27822453
>i have this great advice eggman
>eat like shit, get drunk on one of the worlds shittiest non-seasonal drinks
>work less to build more discipline
>lug a camera everywhere you go so you can capture the experience of hobo life
i hate millenials.
>he has several jobs
>gets no sleep, has no time to rest
>they are literally sucking the life out of his body
>he barely makes enough money to survive in a miserable way
Why is this? Is this normal in America?
>>27823103
Tell me more about this anon. I plan to join Army Infantry in two years, and I'd like to hear more about robot experiences in the military, particularly basic training.
>>27823103
Buddy, have you tried not being so ugly?
>>27823160
>work less to build more discipline
Are you retarded? Seriously. You think that working 90 hours a week is going to be beneficial for him?
post pics of his ugly head
>>27823165
I have a GED and work one job living on my own comfortably. He is just a faggot that refuses to lose weight and shave his head.
>>27822453
>giving someone advice on something he LITERALLY does 10x better than you (view count)
take your normalshit cancer back to rebbit you faggot and stop shitting up my board
normalshit cancer mean both eggman and you :^)
sage
>>27823293
This thread isn't about my channel.
Hold up
Do you want to compare my channel to yours?
My most recent video has 158 views, while yours has 18, which by your logic means I am 8.77777 times more successful than you.
And Egan pulls 1000 views average. Meaning this 'normie' is 55 times as successful as you.
Eggman had me beat, but who fucking cares? We are talking about him, not me or you. Leave other YouTube stats out of it. Funny how you'd bring up our YouTube performance when your analytics results are laughable. Only 25% of your viewers sit through your boring ass vlogs, and out of that 25%, 100% just feel sorry for you.
You are an angry fifteen year old (literally), you suck the life out of everything. I am filtering you from this day forward.
>>27823452
>I am filtering you from this day forward
>hurr durr look how much better I am than you
>le fedora tip xDDDD
Fuck off back to s4s or rebbit where you belong you normie
t. mr skeIIy
For anyone who would like to watch Mr. Skelly's phenomenal life vlogs, you can subscribe to his channel here:
https://youtu.be/RPI0nclREGc
This here is his latest vlog video. Watch his content and subscribe friends, he needs it!
Now when will Eggman show up.
>>27823510
Stop your fucking shilling and delete that post
t. skeIIy
wew tripfag drama
*popcorn haha*
>>27823527
this skelly youtube is a fucking retard
whats wrong with his voice?
>>27823664
It's really terrible actually. why does he do this
Should I tell Eggman that we want to see Eggnog Weekly again? It definitely had the most support out of the things I pitched to him.
Eh, I shouldn't. Shouldn't care, should focus on my own stuff.
>>27822681
>Eggy used to be our idol
I come to this board for hilarious shit like this.
Does skelly have a YouTube channel?
>>27822453
Did he ask you for advice, or did you just send this shit to him because you felt he needed it?
Answer my fucking question.
Fuck I meant eggman
>>27823814
Yes. See here >>27823510
Like and subscribe :)
>>27823831
Sent it to him. I thought about all eggy all on my own, wasn't stimulated to.
>le he didn't ask for it meme, leave him alone
No. I won't stand to see a man get cucked to death.
>>27823868
To him, you probably seem like an annoying prick.
People don't like getting advice when they haven't asked for any.
Anyone know his Snapchat?
>>27823775
>Eggnog Weekly
I like it
>>27823914
His Snapchat is apparently 'thenewformula'. Go tell him to come visit my thread.
>>27823909
Incorrect. Whenever someone suggests something on my videos or my work I take it to heart, they wouldn't have spent the time to tell me if they didn't mean it, and it's the least you can do if people are willing to look through your garbage channel. This goes for Eggy and me
>>27823967
Alright I sent him a request. It's Mills wood alright
>>27824056
>Mills wood
Yep. I like to call him Mister Wood though, or Sir Eggsalot
>>27824235
or Toby Reynolds
>>27824263
>Toby Reynolds
Did you call him that ? kek
How did he respond?
>>27824235
>Sir eggs a lot
Fuck
>>27822453
I care, message Eggy a lot. But, he's gonna do what he's gonna do. Everyone's been telling him how retarded this insane wageslavery is from the start, but he won't do anything about it.
Why does he work so much? What sane person would want to spend 2/3 of their day working?
>>27824498
>What sane person would want to spend 2/3 of their day working?
I have no idea
>>27824498
Because he has to 'pay debts'. Which is probably giving his NEET gf money.
He's bipolar. You will just get sucked into the quagmire of ups and downs. There is no helping him. He figures it out himself.
>>27823833
Fuck I thought Eggmando committed suicide
>>27824654
You're probably right. I just want to see the meme become great man.
>still waiting for eggy to email me back
Thats it imma killing myself
>>27825118
Why on earth would you email that faggot? What does he have to say
>>27825154
Not him but Eggman updates be it on youtube or snapchat are the only thing I look forward to when I wake up. It's quite sad actually.
Just sent a snap to Eggman. Am I fucking normie now?
Does he respond?
>>Eggnog Weekly
That's gold Jerry
Yeah eggman is retarded.
He should get another roommate or get a efficiency or 1 bedroom.
I dont know where he lives but I have a two bedroom for $600 a month and I make a little over 3k a month.
He constantly talks about working so much, its better to concentrate on one job then it is to work two jobs.
Also he has two jobs but no health insurance? Fucking walmart offers health insurance, the gas station down the road offers health insurance, the grocery store offers health insurance. He was just too lazy/cheap to purchase it.
Where does he live currently? Washington? I know he lived in Ohio before.
He should come back to Ohio.
My wife would make a lasagna for him and we'd introduce him to our fat friend Megan
>>27825294
He should, that or go to Wisconsin or Minnesota. Somewhere with jobs along with lower rent. Isnt he in Seattle? That place is horrible for rent, especially for unskilled workers.
>>27825383
He's in Minnesota, but still paying very high rent for some reason.
>>27822453
did somebody say, eggman?
>>27825429
He is in Minnesota?
Where the hell is he?
I am paying $500 a month for a one bedroom with a garage, my heat/water/sewer/garbage is all paid for, all I have to do is pay for electricity, internet and phone.
Is he minimum wage? There are better jobs in Minnesota....
>>27825463
The nigger literally pays to support his leech of a girlfriend, or atleast rumor has it.
>>27825497
Does Eggman have a kid?
SON OF EGG
SON OF EGG
SON OF EGG
>>27825533
No, there is his gf's son though.
>>27825552
Nobody in the game is going to take ugly gang seriously when they find out he's raising another man's son.
>>27825463
I think his previous shit gas station job was around St. Paul.
He's supposedly slightly above minimum wage. $11/hour.
But, who knows how honest he is, his expenses are ridiculously excessive.
UGLY
GANG
where do I sign up
>>27825651
I was born in St. Paul, Am also going there soon for my sisters college graduation. Maybe I'll run into him.
>>27825651
He must have a lot of debt or live in a fancy/expensive apartment.
There are plenty of studios and even some one bedroom apartments in the twin cities for under 600$ a month, hell some studios can go for as little as 400$ a month.
>>27825735
He says he has over $1000/month in debts
Which he never explains
What could Mills be doing with this Mafia, maybe he's been paying for these school shootings all along.
>>27825783
could be student loan repayments? idk if he even has those, just spitballin'. Or maybe credit card debt?
>>27825783
Sounds like he is financially illiterate. No reason to be poor in Minnesota.
Hey hack.
I'm sorry for ignoring your advice. It is good advice.
I liked your no hecks hoggo video btw
>>27826336
STOP IGNORING THE ADVICE!
What fucking debts do you have? Seriously, you shouldnt be poor in Minnesota. You say you work 70-80 hours a week, you should be making a lot of money. Get a damn studio apartment for 450-500$ a month.
Start looking for a better job.
>>27826336
only advice I have now is just to go on Craigslist, find cheaper housing man
we just want you comfy dawg
also do not waste your time on my videos man
>>27822453
>A few of us genuinely care.
you don't give a fuck about him, and your ideas are retarded
>>27827575
slay mode: activated
>>27827575
>>27827677
Samefaggotry at unforseen levels. Dangerous
Bumpioosososo
